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Do these guys actually know what the term ultra- modern means? They must be ultra-stupid human beings.... Atleast i know what i mean and i am 100% right.

I eat anything and everything if it;
1. Dont Smell funny
2. Dont look funny

Unfortunately Amala no pass for the looks aspect, so is a No No for me.

Husbandofigbos:
Mention a single significant thing that you have done. Just 1.

As far back as centuries ago, we had the Benin wall which is the largest structure built by man longer than the Great wall of China. We had Empires built by the Borno, Oyo, Bini, etc.

You should learn to read wide and not trash talk your own thing so that you'll look smart in front of outsiders.

Those great feats where made long before Nigeria was an entity, long before Religion, tribalism and modern civilization. We have the talent and will power but disunity will not allow us grow and achieve greatness. If only we can forget our differences and come together as one, i believe we can conquer. It is not too late, the greatest invention is yet to be made.

Nigerian mentality dey baffle me at times. But its ok if you had large tribal marks all over your face and body?!

We love to stereotype people in this country for no good reason. A girl with a tatoo is looked at as a hoe, a guy is looked at as a cultist. But if either of them just came from abroad with their tatoos they will be looked at as Omo Oyinbo. Yankee children.

U can take the lion out of the jungle but you can never take the jungle out of the lion.

I wonder how he will react if he sees a white beggar or homeless man.

Officialgarri:
In this coming generation, it's better to adopt a male kid and treat him better than a bioligical daughter .

Females, in near time, will be nothing but rickety perambulating sex dolls .

My sympathy goes to those who have only daughters.

Ur fada! If not for the perambulating sex, how u think say u for enter dis world?

She has friend-zoned you. Once u get zoned your only hope is a mistake sex (miss-fire). She probably was in a relationship and used your time/ company to get over it, now she is over it, her hormones is beginning to kick in, unfortunately u r zoned so she gonna Bleep your homie.

If u asked her out and she kept you hanging in the blue only to start giving ur guy green light then its time u let her go b4 u loose it and behave immaturely. Stop seeing, find another girl to occupy urself with. Stop giving her attention, let her cringe for it

Ur list comprises of phones released 2018 not 2019.
P20 lite is over 100k

Your list should be more like;
Huawei y9 2019
Huawei y7 prime 2019
Nokia 2x

Those are 2019 budget phones under 100k

Who took off his shirt na? Whats the deal with dead people and nudity in this country sef?!

Morning: Fried snake eggs and toasted bread.
Afternoon: dried snake meat stew and rice
Dinner: snake pepper soup and Big stout

Instead of this classic old relic, with 16mill i will get my self a Porsche Panamera. The rest is history.

Another fact;

All of these things may cease to function after one year of use.

I am speaking from experience in this our dear Nation.

I dont tolerate unnecessary floggings on my kids from any teacher. If i see any mark on my girls i fit go crazy, mad sef. Through my school days i dont remember who flogging helped; those destined to remain bad boys still went on to become dropouts or cultist in University, bad girls grew up becoming hoes, dropouts, baby mamas.

No amount of beating made a dullard to become a genius nor deviants to conformists. Rather, most grew thick skin and accepted beatings as part of the curriculum. As a matter of fact, the most flogged grew to become the worse sets of human beings in society. There other ways of correction that are more psychologically tormenting than flogging.

Is it that no good news can come out of Kaduna? Everyday you see Kaduna on front its one bad news or the other.

Please, moderators we have people who have never been to KD, all they know about the place is whats written on Nairaland. Abeg, try and push some positive stuff.

Reddington:
No Wi-Fi. Not bad bro. Respectable SOT. It can probably go beyond 10hrs, say 10hrs45mins or something. Still short of eu Rom tho... 15 - 16hrs SOT
BTW, still wondering why you spend a lot of time on the ColourNote app... Routine love letters to Chioma, I guess?

15hrs screen on time?! Which phone abeg? My MiMax 2 on debloated Global rom with HardRock V22 Kernel (battery save profile) gives me roughly 12hrs of some gaming, music and mostly browsing time... I tested it on one very boring day.

Mai Suya in the making.
Football is not ur calling, boy.
Ur hidden talent has just been exposed!

Deeni131:
Pls where can I get resurrection remix rom for techno l8 plus?

If its not on www.xda-developers.com then ask google

To me, what is important is that she loves herself regardless of what any one thinks. A quality many of you insulting her lack.

sammyobi584:
@PAQ how do i reach him plz.i need the phone urgently.i cant wait 4 anoda 3wks again after wasting 3wks already nw

Here is his number, 0703 466 5458. Solomon Gyang.

GrandMufti:
You heard it takes 72 hours or you attempted to unlock and it told you to wait 72hrs?

I have opted for the unlock code through developer options and i have done some research prior to that before i brick my phone. Everywhere its said 72hrs else it will not unlock!

[quote author=sammyobi584 post=76258930][/quote]I was actually lucky to meet someone that ordered for some Xiaomi phones in Jos. He was also kind enough to bring it to me in KD, but i paid for his TP.

With 60k you will get a good Xiaomi. But you have to be patient keep looking, if you dont want to order it.

Hi guys, i have just jumped into the Xiaomi band wagon. I now own Mi Max2 (akin to a small flat screen smart TV). I am on global MIUI, but i see u guys saying eu rom is cleaner better battery wise, how do i know if i have the EU rom and how can i get it. I have also requested to unlock the bootloader which i heard takes 72hours, after that what is the best way to root and install twrp.

I have rooted and modded every android i have own, even when Nokia was on Symbian os, but this seems to be different; i havevto wait 72hrs. All my HTC's didnt take 30minutes to unlock, root and install Resurrection Remix!!

mindtricks:
Ehen, welcome my dear.
Food is ready. Oya this way please:

https://www.nairaland.com/4694106/xiaomi-thread-tweaking-phones-spot#70563946

Ehen! Belle don fool. Thank u sir

My Sony Xperia z5 compact retired yesterday after 3yrs of active service. Decided to give Xiaomi a try as i have been impressed by their phones and affordability. I chose to go for the Mi Max2, would have preferred something more recent but i must confess, these phones are hard to come by if you dont live in Lagos and i dont have the patience to order.

So far so good, i am loving it. But this phone is huge, after 24hrs of use, i tried looking at my xperia z5c. I just couldnt comprehend how i managed to stare at such a small screen for 3yrs!! Did i mention the battery on this beast; 5300mah, bigger than batteries on some tablets. I already updated to Miui 10, next is unlocking bootloader and rooting. I dont mind some tips on custom roms although i am on Global rom and loving it so far.

I have joined the Xiaomi family.

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MrRichmond:
Shut your mouth you liar!

Almost everywhere people were snatching and burning election materials, thugs and soldiers shooting sporadically, scarring voters away, police making away with ballot boxes, the video evidence is all social media!

So stop talking like the partisan fool that you are!

This is election is a far cry from the 2015 election that brought your cow god to power!

Buhari and INEC had 3 years to prepare for this and they failed woefully like they do at every other thing!

In Shao Khans voice "FATALITY"!

As a matter of fact all three of MKs fatalities;
Fist is was a BABALITY,
Then it was a ANIMALITY
Lasttly a BRUTALITY!

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She should just sulk it up and live here beautiful life abeg. I wonder why people allow name calling to be such an issue. Racism is everywhere. Negra sounds nice sef. Let her try visit some parts of Nigeria, the name calling is endless; Oyinbo, Bature, Yellow Paw-paw, Afi, Pinawei, unfortunate white.... It goes on. And blacks get angry when called "Niggers"!?

10 emotionally hard dicks?!
Someone should give dis lady some accolades!;

The first car (white one) is a Dodge Challenger note a Dodge Charger.

universelawa:
It's very simple.

The need to just inseminate the tigress with the dogs fluid artificially.

Wooza

Lol. It doesnt work that way. Man would have had hybrids with apes if it was all about fluid insemination. Some things just dont blend

After all these tweeter protests, in the next four years; INEC will still postpone, ad-hoc staff will still be ill treated and protests on tweeter will begin.

Watch and repeat

We will never learn

Our mumu just dey start