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Someone give Slap1 1 slap for posting this topic.

oh well. Somebody shout "WE ARE YAHOO BOYS, (LOUDER)"

Oh,, okay, i guess,
Whatever floats her raft.

Can I here someone say 'YAHOO PROMO'.

House of Fuks. The most useless place in Nigeria; the most corrupt, dirty, base, degenirate and despicable house in Nigeria. No be these same people dey back the N10B 50th anniversary celebrations, with Ndume still opposing. How these people dey fit look themselves 4 mirror conclude say they still be human beings. I no fit know. If I ever enter Hell find myself with even one of these monsters, I go protest, them don do pass I fit ever do 4 dis life.
See foolish excuses, 'wrath of FIFA', 'youth's future' and 'more armed robbery'. See dung-eaters. Let FIFA ban us more, I conclude say the two years too small cos we might still have a chance to compete in the Nations Cup then. The absence of football as the only priority of sports in Nigeria will allow other sports like basketball, boxing, teakwondo, wrestling, tennis and track events, which we have a potential to excell in, to develop. And as for the 'more robbery', it will be good for the police to shoot at something legitimately, else they might just get bored and shoot civilians.

the daughter is the biggest dunce in the story. Everywhere the wind blows is where she goes, led by mommy and bed by Jenny.

The Jenny chick (if there really is one) is stupid. I'll go with Christ on this one; don't hate the sinner, just hate the sin.
Her madam had nothing against her personally, I'm sure if Hilary Clinton had dated the madam's daughter, the result would not have varied substantially.
I too would not hesitate to fire the Jenny babe, for even though It can't be assured that the daughter will 'repent', it would not be for any lack on the part of the parent.
@uju, I'm not hating but really if everyone turned gay, how would the species survive? I am being factual here but homosexuality is unnatural, nature don't like GAYS.

NobiGod:
Talking culture in Nigeria as if  the difference in culture is that huge. I don't see how an Urhobo guy for example would find marrying an Igbo girl of much difference culturally( except for the bride-price of course).

I think religion is more polarising than culture. It useto be that tribal and culturally differences were bane to inter-tribal marriages. There is much better tolerance now I think.

I agree with the summation on religion, inter-religion would be tasking.

ThoniaSlim:
Coming from an inter tribal family myself, I've never had an issue with inter tribal marriage neither has it been an issue on my dad's part. My mum's always been the one drumming it down my ears to marry an igbo man despite the fact my dad isn't igbo. Funny!

But I think the only time my dad would have a problem with tribe issue would be if I brought a hausa man as my husband to be. Nw that would be a hilarious scene to watch.

I am available. I like long works (in an office), singing in the rain (under a roof), riding bicycles and making stinking money. Oh yeah, i'm also Igbo.

call the fbi, efcc, cia, sis, nsa, mi6! shite call the freaking justice league; a nigerian's being caught defrauding people!

yEAH whatevER.

Men, people can be sanctimonious. WTF, privacy is your to keep. If ur fone is tapped, or ur spied on, then its out of ur hands. But stop all this privacy crap, why are sites like Facebook, twitter and skype the vogue? Simply cos pple love to show themselves. I assure you Poster, that had Aandoaka not stolen, nobody would have 'invaded' his airspace or that of his children'. Notoriety usually has that effect, it is not the everyday norm.

But still its not cool that saharareporters published their (the kids) names blatantly so, it will most likely direct unnecessary attention towards them. Those semi-hot chicks, eiya!

If i was Aandoaka's kid, i don't think smtin as trivial as not visiting the US would bug me much. If Popsi dey hammer craze, wetin concern me. If them deport me, well UK and Canada still dey if na by force to travel.
There is absolutely no way these kids were ignorant of their father's mode of sourcing income, also they benefited directly from him. Humiliation is humiliating, but does it remove the food in their mouths? No! They should start worrying when his assets get frozen by foreign governments. Now that gives cause for concern.

Hog wash1 I say flog the guy whenever you see him. Spit on the rest of the team too. But nobody has his time to want him dead really, some pissed off fellow was just venting.

Thor:
Whoever thinks the Nigerian match was better than this need their eyes testing. Forget national pride, it was just as bad  

Blatant lie. Naija had A GAME PLAN, these Camees think its cos they are big and strong they can just bully the Kami Kazees, the Japanese have not lost to any African team in their 5 encounters, and they aren't looking like letting up now. Best i see is a draw 4 Cameroun. And stop that silly comparison, we played beta, just with tougher opponents u shmuck (Thor)

@ frosbel, sori i lost my head 4 a min there. ANY1 who has an iota of reasoning, can manipulate an argument to his favour when there's none to counter him immediately, the Isrealis have further reaching crimes than simply building fences, and the blockade, what about unlawful land occupation, displacing millions and suppressing their voices still, these palestinians are choking now, they were ready to dialougue yet Isreal spat in there faces, and you say they shouldn't fight back. They don't hate the Jews as much as the Jews hate AND FEAR them. Even though they resort to self sacrifice, they have more honour than the effed Jews who racist Jews, who believe themselves superior to all on earth.
Also, i'm tired of the holocaust card they keep playing. Even though it was horrid, not one percent of the present Isreal met it, and besides, was it Arabs who did that to them, let em go face the Germans and lets see if there's a tomorrow for them.
You say God bless Isreal, i say God bless every where else.  

Fck u! I hope my msg is clear, Bleep you Frosbel, think those hardboiled oppressors even consider political niceties, their paranoia destroys lives by the barrels each day and they still say they're right. I don't support the way the activists went about the flotilla biz but to justify Isreal's actions is just evil. By the blockade they arent keeping out as many enemies as they are making. the small shred of understanding I had for the state is gone with the wind. So Bleep you i say again.

wetin kill the bodyguard, anyway it was inevitable, no be play-play dey use act that film 'the bodyguard' with whitney H. and kevin K. the part 2 too with Jet li; 'The Bodyguard from Beijing'  

thanks Obinna5k, though i think i should have added Circl of Doom, don't remember it thoroughly but it was fun.

Like all things, this has its goodside, and counter. But like all things IN NIGERIA, this will probably end with some1 getting kicked out of office and another 'final solution' creeps up to answer all queries. The crux here lies in our debt, rising in warp speed. I feel Sanusi though, i think its time we introduced 'austerity measures' to our governments, they spend like wide fire burns, and never have sh*t to show.

M-Monsters
T-Thriving on
N-Nigerians,

Bah, eff the coinage, MTN are vicious scoundrels, but then again, so is every major coperation in the world. Screw 'em, real hard Allan!

Sakobi
Igodo
Rituals
Across the Njger
that Amata movie on slavery, can't remember the title.
and that RMD movie where his son steals from a corpse and is haunted by it, something 'diamond' i think.

Heck, no. but if pitted against IBB or some other louse, its a possibility, albeit a small one.

ogazi007:
OUR SUPER CHICKENS CANNOT STOP MESSI EVEN IF HE's ON BENCH.
omo you funny o!i cant stop laughing.

LMAO,

otokx:
Let me tell you guys a secret; MESSI will not be fielded against us and we shall still loose the game.

Tears in my eyes

USarmy:
what the hell on earth is kanu going to do in S/A, Argentina dropped the likes of almighty J Zanneti, Cambiasso and Brazil dropped Dinho, please they should choose one young guy and leave that energy drought mutherfucker alone, lets pray hard that Argentina's Samuel don't kick his slim backside into the fans region.

Holding my stomach

Yobo is a CARTON

I swear the first tactic to stopping Messi is benching Yobo, next we can smuggle in a hooker who'll drug the kid after intimacy  . Hey man it happens.

Dude, i don't feel this thread one bit, these are two fellows who contributed their quote as best they could, don't let us mar their images by unchecked comparisons.

I say this in the most lackluster manner possible; RIP. I really can't care for his family now, the man's dead, full stop. Page turn and Joe's the new sheriff, well at least i've gotten a holiday out of this.

@1stknight, i only remembered the God father after I'd posted, it was great. I know you can do that usb stuff in Jos, there's a shop at old Bukuru park, near the fire service where some dude does it steady. Part from that,i don't know anywhere else.

My top three on C-ness were;
1. Mortal Kombat 3
2. Killer Instinct
3. Super Mario [but i must mention Street fighter Turbo too]

Top three on PS1 were;
1. PES
2. Tekken/Soul Reaver
3. Siphon Filter

Top three on PS2 were;
1. God of war 1 & 2
2. Tekken 5
3. Fifa 09

I've not gotten in the PS3 and 360s yet, but funny my all time favs are Ninja Gaijen on Xbox and Battle Realms on PC.