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Science/Technology › Re: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:30am On Apr 04, 2024
Feels like a CBW "The Flash" episode. Particle Accelerator...Speed Force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 30th March 2024 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:26pm On Mar 30, 2024
Wetin 'man yu' dey do me!
I ain't even watching.

Travel › Re: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2024
satan get power sha (always on guard 🥊). But then all power belongs JESUS.
Don't mess with the lucifer.
Pastor wey go flex with hin family, satan don arrange demons.
Pastors dey and 'men of God' dem dey. If you go Bible School graduate you be Pastor but if God has warned against events to happen to a 'beloved' through the regular communication channel... na that one be 'man of God' konfam.

May the departed souls rest in peace.

Health › Re: Father Of Four, Chris Ozobia Commits Suicide In Enugu by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:21am On Mar 09, 2024
slaawomirr:
A united voice and protest will always occur if the president is from the minority
You already said it. Division as it is doesn't have any thing to do with me minority or otherwise. So far you're not from my village (for Naija) you're not my brother. Tribalism runs deep in our fabric (fear of the misunderstood). But as it is we have something in common - POVERTY ('owu').
E get as things go eventually work out.
The common interest is- no matter where you japa go you will always come to terms with the fact you were born a Nigerian.
Family › Re: Mum Rejects My Babe Cos She Is Not Fine by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:21pm On Mar 06, 2024
That is not a good enough excuse.
Try and read in between the lines if there could be other reasons for her disapproval. Don't feel offended, she's your mum and she wants the best for you.
Never let your bae know what's up.
If your mother may be vague. If your relationship with the lady has been tried and tested, get other successfully married family members to get her to see why you wanna spend the rest of your life with the lady.
Sharing your situation on social media could be a mistake though...but then...💝
Best of luck b.
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:21pm On Mar 06, 2024
Social media sh!t life.
Romance › Re: What's That Red Flag You Are Secretly Attracted To In The Opposite Gender by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:09pm On Mar 04, 2024
The nymph wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is JIHMARTA And Why Do Most Celestial Church Prophets Mention It by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:01pm On Mar 03, 2024
Pseudo Christianity.
Music/Radio › Re: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:43am On Mar 01, 2024
RickyJesus:
You humour and perspicacity . Rest.
I take that as a compliment. Thanks. Do have a nice day.
Music/Radio › Re: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:46am On Mar 01, 2024
RickyJesus:
That's the name of the group.
Your mention is uncalled for in the first place. I had the name right the first time. I've had their tracks at any time.

Music/Radio › Re: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:09pm On Feb 29, 2024
RickyJesus:
From how they stood, it's actually wind, fire and Earth.
You're talking about the picture. I was thinking bout the music. undecided
Music/Radio › Re: This Is Why I Am Changing The Kind Of Music I Listen To by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:12pm On Feb 29, 2024
Me. I'm old skool like Earth, Wind and Fire.

Christianity Etc › You Need Strength From God by Pastoshizzy(op): 3:35am On Feb 27, 2024
Brethren. Listen and listen attentively.
Are you in a situation that you know that you need the help of God but you feel an heavy burden to pray?
Your situation is explained in the picture below - "Your strength is weak" (Proverbs 24:10).

What you need is the help of the Holy Spirit.
"For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline." (2 Timothy 1:7)
You need God!
"He gives strength to the weary
and increases the power of the weak."
Isaiah 40:29
I always tell people that time is the currency of the spirit. You need to spend more time praising God. By so doing the shackles of weakness is broken.
Seek the Holy Spirit out in the place of prayer and much of thanksgiving. Give time to read the scriptures (have a reading plan) and before you realise it GOD will give you a formidable strength and a gigantic testimony. The essence of devotion to God as you wait may be for Him to forge you to be stronger or to teach you to align your request to that which is best for you (because yes!...we do pray amiss most times).
Bask in the victory Christ has made available for you this year.

Wish you the best.

Family › Re: Sex In Marriage: Tips For Mutual Satisfaction | Surehome Seminar February by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:41pm On Feb 25, 2024
georgeigbafen:
Not interested.


when are you placing below similar caveat on Christian forum



"I believe that there no god/God but Allah."
"I believe that Muhammad is God's Holy Prophet."
"I believe that Islam is the Only True Religion."
"lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh."

Yes, I'm muslim and belive all of the above
yuk! Keep your sh!t to yourself.

Business › Re: PZ Cussons Nigeria Financially Distressed As Liabilities Surpass Assets by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:39pm On Feb 21, 2024
How are the mighty fallen cry

Forum Games › Re: You Have 1000 Naira To Create A Perfect Man by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:07pm On Feb 21, 2024
Melonsmasher:
Smh
Odẹ..I dey vacation.

Forum Games › Re: You Have 1000 Naira To Create A Perfect Man by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2024
Melonsmasher:
Una no get work o
For now!
Forum Games › Re: You Have 1000 Naira To Create A Perfect Man by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:25pm On Feb 21, 2024
God fearing/born again Christian: 1000

Foreign Affairs › Re: Polish Farmers Beg Putin To Fix Their Government, Ukraine & EU (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:24am On Feb 21, 2024
Eh! grin
My period of ban don expire.
Tribalists..I come in peace ✌🏼

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Motorcycle Robbers Who Spray Pepper On Victims In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:46am On Feb 20, 2024
Coolsperm:
All this Yoruba Muslims self
All this Igbo Christian hypocrites sef undecided

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Motorcycle Robbers Who Spray Pepper On Victims In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:44am On Feb 20, 2024
AmuDimpka:
Na them ...awon hosts

Ayuba Oyegbele and Ojo Gbolahan
Hate consumed you from your mother's womb. It's an after effect of the Biafran war starvation. Sorry. I do feel pity for the likes of you.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Motorcycle Robbers Who Spray Pepper On Victims In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:41am On Feb 20, 2024
Absuchat:
grin
Cone headed animals.

Yoruba and robbery sha
Wetin do your sense?

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Motorcycle Robbers Who Spray Pepper On Victims In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:39am On Feb 20, 2024
WhereMyLoud:
Na the YORUBA the hardship dey hit pass.. hahahahahahahq

Tinubu Emilokan...its my turn to destroy Nigeria..

Make I buy popcorn watch this movie.. lmao
Your foolishness is on an unprecedented level. Wow!

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Attacks Apostle Paul by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:34am On Feb 20, 2024
Edybleketara:
the Bible contains more hogwash
You're doomed to eternal stewpidity. Follow follow atheist without brain. undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Attacks Apostle Paul by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:32am On Feb 20, 2024
Did he say that?..or you's another desperate blogger tryna get attention undecided

Food › Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:46pm On Feb 19, 2024
Confirmedzombie:
Ofor 200
Meat 500
Uzuza leaf 100
Dry pepper 50
Kpomo 100
Maggi 50
Meat ₦500
Kpomo ₦500.

Food › Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:42pm On Feb 19, 2024
Kuli kuli+Garri grin
Na only you wan chop am?

Education › Re: Lion Kills OAU Staff, VC Orders Investigation by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:40pm On Feb 19, 2024
Was the staff a 'spirikoko' born again Christian. Investigate no further.

Business › Re: Naira Hits ₦2,000/1£ At Parallel Market (From ₦1930/£) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:47pm On Feb 19, 2024
CatchMeIfUCanMO:
Way ray can't even type proper Igbo, must you get it from Google translator?

Oluku!
No be my fault o (oga ibo)
I was husling it out on the streets of Jersey while your mumms was recuperating from the after effect of the Biafra war.
No wonder you dey find who to hate.
E dey inside you.
I no vex.
I understand.
You dam rite I ain't sh×t.
Okay now?

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Corpse & Mourners In Enugu, Demand ₦50M Ransom by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:08pm On Feb 19, 2024
Kidnapp corpse shocked
Just when you think you heard it all.

Business › Re: Naira Hits ₦2,000/1£ At Parallel Market (From ₦1930/£) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:57pm On Feb 19, 2024
CatchMeIfUCanMO:
Mu², you are not an Igbo person, even from your spelling of the word shows you are not an Igbo person.

What is "Ibo"?

Are you ashame of your tribe or you wan use you taqiyah style here?
Hapụ m aka.
I like who I want.
That definitely can't be your problem.
If there's anything I hate, it's a tribally biased person.
Ọ dị mkpa ebe m si bịa?

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