₦airaland Forum

i've got loads of them with some claiming to come from nairaland. i don't hesitate to delete them. here is one i got a couple of minutes ago:




'' My Dearest ,
how are you,i hope fine,i am happy to receive your mail today after a long time i contact you, I hope and pray that you be the honest one that will bring meaning into my life, all i need is true love, because I believe that is going to mark the beginning of our never-ending relationship. Though currently I am seeking asylum in a refugees camp in place called Dakar the capital of Republic of Senegal in West Africa.
i contact you due to the maltreatment I received from my step mother after the death of my parents which has turned my life around for pains and sufferings, I ran out of my country because my step mother planned to kill me and take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father and mother,
My name is Miss. Tessy Lincoln , I am a girl of 23 years of age, the only daughter of late Dr Diagne Lincoln ,who was the Assistant managing director of Liberian Forestry Development Authority (FDA) and Ministry of Commerce and Industry, in Monrovia succeeded by the Chairman Dr Robert Tailor the Brother of the former head of state (Charles Taylor) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning killed my mother and my father It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make our way to near by country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee
My father deposited the sum of (US$2, 300, 000.00) (Two Million Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) before his death in a leading Bank of which i am the next of kin.I have informed the bank about my readiness to claim this money and the bank told me to look for a foreign partner who will assist me in the transfer due to my refugee status here in Senegal,
i contact you after my three days fasting and prayer, i believe that you are my god sent, because with god all things are possible, i will like you to send me all your information's such as
Your full name,
Address,
Occupation,
Age,
Phone no,
the Country your present now,
so that I shall forward the contact of the bank to you for confirmation after i receive mail of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you will also help me in the investment, because I will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university studding law, when the crisis started that put me this situation i am today,
After the transaction you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to see face to face. Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but my step mother hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contains important documents,
So I decided to run to the united nations refugee camp through help of a sailor where I am presently seeking asylum Dakar, Republic of Senegal.We are only allowed to go out of the camp on Mondays and Fridays of the week as this place is more of a prison and i am sending you this mail from the office of our Rev father, father (Pual Duke) the parish priest of Christ the King church international located in the camp where i am living,
My dear i will be more than happy if you can call me in the church office with this number (+221772005561) so that we can talk more about my situation,When you call,please tell Rev (Paul Duke) that you want to speak with me so that He will send for me from the females hostel to talk with you.
please dear, i believe you will never betray me, After the transaction we will invest the fund me and you, or if you don't intend staying with me in your country, then It will be my pleasure to compensate you, but i believe you will help me staying with you for a better life living, as i am suffering in this hell call refugee camp,
Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes, As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I send you the contact of the bank so that you can contact them for confirmation and possible transfer to your position for a better life with you, In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely,
Awaiting your urgent and positive response, Please do keep this only to your self please don't disclose this to anybody until i join you over there , once the fund has been transferred, Thank you so much and God bless you. Yours Sincerely, attach here is my picture,
Miss Tessy Diagne''

cutenerd:
Are you sure of yourself? i.e. you are no dumb bimbo with mediocre test-scores? etc? why should you even pay money in the first place? couldnt you have applied for a change of supervisors?
funny thing is that i actually sympathize with you. do you want to go all out and crush the lecturer? have u covered up all loose ends? i.e. his friends frustrating you with F's? if u are sure of urself, i can speak to the D.P.O of anthony police station on ur behalf. However, u must be sure u are ready to use force and fight this battle however dirty to the end. if you'd rather have soldiers, i can arrange for some of my soldier friends to sober him up with no cost to you except transporting them from ondo to maryland cantonment.
i despise  lecturers like this! gosh, reminds me of the days i was in school and knew about all these shenanigans! *spits

thanks maan!

if you need further support with your moves, email me: minajkindy@yahoo.com

I just lost my respect for the entire NL.

everyone here sounds more intimidated than OP herself. apparently massaging his beastial ego because he's a lecturer. as far as I'm concerned, that man is tired of being a lecturer and just seeking his way out. this is a unique opportunity to ease our system of 1 corrupt lecturer. at least, it'll soon be 1 lascivious bigot down! Some advise OP's husband handling a case as criminal as this maturely without resentment. OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHH!

this is a criminal case. are there no lawyers here on NL. this is a forum i understand.but beyond being a forum, i see it as a virtual social world with potentials to influence the 'real world'- sometimes rendering help to members in genuinely desperate needs. The randy he-goat that calls himself a lecturer deserves to be relieved of his job. he should face the wrath of the law. I wish all ladies in our higher institutions of learning can come out on public media of this sort and publicise intimate harassments in all forms.

OP: too bad you yielded to his demands for money without a tangible evidence. Please try as much as possible to squeeze out a little more for him. but this time, go with a spy camera or a digital recorder. [first exhibit] then wait for his next action. he'll most definitely call you in again, perhaps in a desperate bid to satisfy his libidinous stress. call in the police, but have it strategically planned with your husband. once you are in his office and you are sufficiently sure you have enough evidence through his acts/conversation, don't be scared. you can help yourself out of this and also help the society get rid of these urchins.




OP: if you can't, please post his number here and leave the rest! I strongly believe NL can do better than this. our system needs to be purged.

the 'modern day' woman has practically deleted the word submission from her dictionary. as some of them here are already insinuating - the word itself sounds nauseating. they know too much. infact, they know more than the man does. they quote equality rights and fundamental rights. over sabi!

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!

desthan:
Are you omitting Larcombe Upper Standard. My favorite were Pythagoras theorem, Algorithms, Bearings, Algebra etc. . . . name it all of them still on my finger tips till date. You can't be a computer programmer without Algorithms. Infact Maths is the easiest subject in this worlds. Everything on the face of this earth revolves round maths, how hard is that?? Maths, Add Maths, Physics, Chemistry, all my groupies . . . lol

Are you also forgetting Godman & Talpert? I never really liked Larcombe. it had very few examples an inundate you with exercises far tougher than the examples. again, it jumps some steps. but NGM was slow & steady, line by line, precept by precept. in the end, you'll grasp evrything hook, line and sinker. you need no teacher. word problems was like a quizzical fun thing, then solid n plane shapes e.t.c!
Godman was great n it enhanced my physics. in short, maths is th language of sciences.

Tony Spike:
Mathematics is one of the easiest subjects to pass once you understand the flow and patterns of the logic behind it. Personally, during my mathematics and University days, I found it easier to pass Mathematics with distinctions. The only challenge i had was when i dropped Further Mathematics in SS 1 because it was too cumbersome and strange to me. I eventually studied it and sat for it on my own at GCE level recording a C4 without the aid of a tutor/teacher !

The key is this: understand the patterns and flows, you understand Mathematics Q.E.D.

GBAM!

very easy if you take your time - sweeter when you learn on your own. no teacher swag. no issues of coming late to classes, no floggin when you fail any exercise, no rushing you , do everything at your own pace and time. there's NO substitute for self study! it's d best!

nakedwire:
Some teachers are too impatient(or wicked) to breakdown the details of the maths for the understanding of the students.

it's so easy you don't even need a teacher. i'm not boasting but believe me when i say i learnt it without a teacher. i attended a public school with very lazy teachers. our maths teacher hardly visits the classroom. he taught less than 15 times between ss1-ss3. I'm not exaggerating.  all you need as a secondary school student is your New General maths by kalejaiye or get Harwood Clarke. those texts come with so many examples and give you practical exercises with answers behind. so you find teaching yourself very easy. that was my strategy and i enjoyed it. I made an 'A'. I eventually didn't go into Engineering tho. I went into Health. It's been over 20yrs! but till date I can still solve those funny equations. quadratic graphs, statistics, Logs were my best. then geometry, inequalities, e.t.c. OH gosh! nostalgia.

Unfortunately, students these days want to ping away their time with BB. if only they can devote half that time to stufying it. they'll grasp it faast. it damn easy. very easy. just devotion. the only problem with maths is that it's a jealous subject. it wants you to devote time to it daily. themore attention you give it, the more it becomes part of you and you gain mastery of the subject. if you leave it for a week and come back, it seems like you've left it for a year.   . somtimes volatile. so you need constant exercises keeps it going. but once you've gained mastery of it, it stays on.

maths was my best in school. it just demands patience to understand which i believe most people don't have. they often want to read it straight with the speed they read novels. you'll only get disappointed if you study it with such speed. it demands a logical approach. be imaginative and follow the principles laid down & you'll find out it's the easiest of all courses.

Iyabeji:
Please dont mind me o! How do you post a new topic here?

click on 'home' , then click on the section you want e.g 'property'

then scroll down to the page and click on 'new topic'

Iyabeji:

Please come home soon! You might change your mind. Mind you, I love Gbagada too and would prefer to stay here over anywhere else in Lagos! Except I get gifted a house in Banana Island or VI!
Ciao

i dey com soon o! if you have a good place in ph1 or 2 . pls holler me. i no mind at all. peace and security is paramount.

NEVER HAD ISSUES WITH SECURITY FOR 1 DAY!

It's worth it - i recommend Gbagada without reservations.

Iyabeji:
Pato, when did you live Naija? Gbagada is now traffik station, esp the Ifako parts, I live in Phase 1 too,it is fairly okay but more crowded than say 5 years ago. I want anywhere serene and quiet like Gbagada. Otedola Estate not bad, as for the Robbers, I have live here 7 years with no issues. GBAGADA IS SAFE!!

are you currently in phase 1? I was in mabinu - ph1 4yrs ago and lived there many yrs. i dont believe you that gbagada is now crowded. Gbagada can never be crowded. that place is freaking organised. the only thing that makes phase 1 crowded with socials at night time during weekends is wise ken [and every1 in phase 1 luvs wise ken joint.  . it's d social glamour of phase1. phase1 is quite smaller than phase 2. but both phases are organised and very SECURE. i'll chose Gbagada over any estate ANYTIME. look at the proximity to filling stations -AGipMobil, eatery-Biggs, Clubs,Banks e.t.c. the serene and quiet environment. decent peace luving people
. Adaranijo mkt is clean and close by, so, its everything at your door-step, even churches, e.t.c, yet tastefully neat , no flooding no matter how much it rains, instead, the neatly tared roads get cleaner.

@Slimyem:

your indiscriminate use of foul language is becoming incessant. must you pick up an e-trade of insolence at the slightest provocation? clamp down on your raging pulse girl.

1stKlass:
Once the trust goes, the relationship soon follows. Its the way it is.

are you here to add salt to injury?

@OP:

can I pop yur champagne?

I would like to help you out. It's the least favour I can offer you.

1stKlass:
Its time to find a new booo. This man clearly was never yours to begin with, if he is actually contemplating marrying this chick, Move on sista, *because you are worth it*

GBAM! case closed!

@OP:

she's definitely hiding something, but she did so to protect your feelings!

you wanna leave her? how sure are you about the next girl?

Very funny thread!


@ dowuogboju:

STOP pretending. I'm sure you must have called him. go get your share. go girl! trust u!

guy 4get, if you have just extend a little to them but if you don't have simply let her know you don't.

@mumunepoo:

if yur brain was alryt. u'll know the post is meaningless.

d guy is obviously married now. what else do you want him to do?

mcnepow:
She say she nid only mature people to advice am. Come, u go lemme knack ur sista so she go be my second wife??

Psychiatrist ought to be the richest doctors in Nigeria, I believe you typed those words from male psychia ward. sorry , & get well soon.


FYI, cos I know you are a miserable fa[i]ggot[/i] just pretending here on NL.

I no get sisetr 4 u OK?

@OP:

what answer are you really expecting?

'YES they are mischievous'

OR

'NO, they are the nicest people'




I've also had my fair share of bad experiences with them. co-incidentally, they were all from the same place. mba-5.
but it's not enough to generalise.

just take hrt. take am easy. it's better they display their folly and you find out, than going ahead to tie nuptial knots with a b-itch.

consider yurself lucky you found out she's not worth it.

a b-itch is not worth fighting over or bugging oneself over.

slimyem:
^say whatever!
What have you ever sacrified for love?
What will you ever sacrifice for love?
You do not know reasons for my statement yet you jump into judging me.
Typical Nigerian man!

pls expatiate

take in for him as well and become a second wife na.

pls link online

online link pls

yes!

To encourage and serve as inspiration to prospective secessionists, political dissidents and advocates of a disintegrated Nigeria.

mtcheeeeeew!

typical Naija babe. I trust you girls. if you give whatever costs you nothing, then it's NO sacrifice. you must lay down that precious thing [what you consider as an advantage] on the altar. then, it can be regarded as a sacrifice.

How much a sacrifice can you make for love? A very poor man lived with his wife. One day, his wife, who had long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well. The man felt very sorry and said no. he does not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken. She did not insist on her request. The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife. He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She had sold her hair to a Brazilian manufacturer and was holding a new watchband. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes. not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love''


How much can you sacrifice for your love?

Wotcha think guys? I ask, can Nigerian babes go this far?