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Idowuogbo:
Who told u it only affects white guys

Are u educated at all?
Eeemh I wud personally go wen d docs officially tell u ur brain is a write off.

To all guys who nail b!tches like this one soo HARD they nail their brains out, see what you guys have caused now. this one's brain cells haved been terribly banged out of her skull that the left-over brain mass is practically less than that of a housefly. what do we do now? brain transplant or what exactly?

i think a cow will make a good donor.

someone please take her to a shrink ASAP!!! E-M-E-R-G-E-N-C-Y!!!!!

[quote author=Mad Dog!!! link=topic=851722.msg10027577#msg10027577 date=1327311828]^^^you no even make sense atall in that your post. Are you mentally ok [/quote]what do you expect? she's one of them na!

haaaaa, at longest last, this controversial fellow called Beaf is finnally making sense, i can't agree more.

[quote author=Mad Dog!!! link=topic=851722.msg10027398#msg10027398 date=1327310386]which swag? climb on top of them and they will scream like goat[/quote]

tell them o! they think it starts and end with wearing bum-shorts, bikinis and skimpy wears. swagger kor, laggard nii

you were warned that the risk of this infection is highest amongst f.aggots like you but you wouldn't flinch from your perversion. see where it has landed you. as if that's not enough, you seek more people to spread your contagious infection to on this forum.

i have a suggestion for you, it's the easiest way out for people like you, just go do a jimmy jump off a cliff & land with your dry skull or better still, gulp down a bottle of acid. it'll sure help yur depressed mood rather than fidgeting and lurking around this forum

hornipipe:
it bafflez me big tyn

sharrap and go have your morning dose of tablets.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851722.msg10025535#msg10025535 date=1327276745]I get nervous when a guy starts talking about another man's pipe or is there something you will like to share with Horntpipe?[/quote]can u imagine!!!! that say's it all, so you are one of them?

need i remind you that the bill has been passed & effective now in Nigeria, guy you risk 14years behind bars o! !

* picks up the phone to call the police* got a scapegoat. your case will surely serve as a deterrent to others,

hornipipe:
e pain am!! haha

Guy, go find beta babe o! 1 night stand no b babe/wife o! anyway sha, take am easy.

hornipipe:
good thing u know, i was just wondering if u could lend me ur sis for a one night stand

sharrapp and go to bed. it's bed time and dont forget to take your antiretroviral tablets for your HiV ridden miserable life.

hornipipe:
out of point

I can't agree more with your username. your pipe is really h.orny!

Tosinville:
Man, every dudes deserve to break a virgin even though you don't marry one later in the future, the way one of ex says it sometimes shows i really need one but if i can't get any then no love even for my future wife only to produce me kids and get the fukc outta my life cos am done with left-overs since those who deflower 'em can't marry them.

bros, what brand do you take? Heidsieck, Château Cheval, Château Lafite, Romanée Conti, Massandra or Hennessy?

PLEASE go have one on me. blow d expense, I'll pay! becos u just nailed my colours to the mast.

once again, Thanks bro!

hehehehhee, na wa o!

this is where our h.orny-rable senators & Men-bers of house of r.a.pe lavish looted funds/fat salaries. the oil canibals (sorry cabals) also squander subsidy money on these leeches (sorry b!tches), guess it's high time protests are also directed at them  .

what sort of post is this? why & how do people imagine things like this?

so irritating!

what other tell-tale sign do you need?

Siena:
Pato, I also get critics on my case, I just don't let it rile me. You need to develop a thicker hide online - we've never spoken before, so you can only glean the tone of my posts by your own perception. And that's allowed, I have no gripes with that.

I know nothing about medicine, that's your field, and nowhere have I claimed otherwise. When I see discrepancies with regards to automobile - mechanical, electrical etc I will question them. A lot of dealers don't like being told they've erred, regardless of how that discrepancies are pointed out. There are several I can pull up, but it'll be a long haul, there are that many.

If you feel I've insulted you, then accept my apologies. It's not my intention, my intention is to make certain potential buyers know what they're getting into. If there's one thing I can't abide with, it's misrepresentation. Our last altercation was months ago, when you first posted your advert. Prior to that, we had a falling out over your Peugeot 406 Coupe, and we later shook hands on that, and made up.   It was yourself that brought this old thread back to life, I'd forgotten it existed!

Anyway, it's all academic, and again, I apologise for ruffling your feathers. I'll try to use more emoticons in future, so my intentions are not misconstrued.  

No probs bro. It's really an old buried post and It wasn't my intention either to dig it up. I had stumbled into it inadvertently. I have no scruples whatsoever about being riled or chided as the case may be, however, I resent being depicted as a con. it's an inglorious cloak, i refuse to wear!

you are absolutely correct about the tendencies of comments being misconstrued in a virtual media (as this). it's a widely acknowledged limitation due to the lack of visual cues. Smileys/emoticons are useful tools as you have rightly suggested.

i accept your appologies and please accept mine for also blowing hot here - I felt indignated by your caustic comments. I hadn't considered a different undertone to it.

Pls No hard feelings.

Cheers bro!

To whom it may concern, the phone numbers above, are NOT mine. my number - +447550239559. should you want a verbal confrontation, please be my guest.

Siena:
Potential buyers, please be aware - this Landrover Freelander does NOT have a BMW engine, and the seller knows it. So his claims his SUV has a BMW engine are not posted out of ignorance, more like being deliberately deceptive.

See the original thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=742192.msg9166272#msg9166272

The phrase "Caveat Emptor" has never been more appropriate.

Siena:
^^^ This Freelander has been converted. It is a UK-specification model. If you follow the link to the original thread, you'll see where the conversion was mentioned.

Siena:
My comments were not in order to prevent the sale of this vehicle. I am merely stating the truth. Being deceptive in order to clinch a deal is less than honourable, and this is my gripe. It's no headache to me letting potential buyers know a seller's giving them a snow job.

You stated "BMW engine so no over heatin problems associated with freelanders." And we both know that's a blatant lie, as BMW never supplied any petrol engines to Rover. The only BMW engine that was an option was the BMW 2,0 TDS Common Rail diesel.

Siena:
Potential buyers, please be aware - this Landrover Freelander does NOT have a BMW engine, and the seller knows it. So his claims his SUV has a BMW engine are not posted out of ignorance, more like being deliberately deceptive.

See the original thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=742192.msg9166272#msg9166272

The phrase "Caveat Emptor" has never been more appropriate.

Siena:
This is also what Mr pato405 posted in a different thread:

So, he can hardly feign ignorance of one of the most prolific flaws of the Rover K-series engines. His Freelander has the same 1,8L I4 Rover K-series, hence his attempt to pass it off as a BMW unit, forgetting the BMW engine is a diesel (TD4), and only fitted from the 2001 model year. His SUV is a 2000 model, and a petrol-engined one at that.

" Sienna: anyone reading this statement can tell from the tenor of your texts how uncouth your statements are. these words bear connotations of slander- it further shows how rude you can be on this forum. you din't bother verifying the dates we had a chat about Rover engines and which you made your points pellucid before coming over here to rant. I have made it clear to you, I'm NOT one desperate car seller on NL, perhaps you see me as one. If you had invented NL, I wonder how forum members will thrive. you have little or NO regard for others. Apparently, all comments from you so far have been geared towards painting me black here. but sorry dude, you can't!

I'm very comfortable and don't need proceeds from car sales to survive. I'm not a swindler and if anyone had bought it with problems , I would have gladly and peacefully made a refund of every penny. reading your statements/comments above only stirr up strife. however, I'm NOT surprised. I have read worse comments from you to others on this forum but I just wonder why they are never poised to pick up that gauntlet with you.

as a MOD on this section, one would expect you to handle issues like this with remarkable sense of diplomacy and sagacity but on the contrary, you see it as an availing opportunity to drag others into e-quagmire with mudslinging comments, slander and character defamation. on most post about conversion from RHD to LHD, you even go as far as tarnishing and trying to smear the reputation of others in the name of clarifying issues. clarificaion my foot!

i'm not saying you reserve no right to challenge posts you suspect to be misleading, but there are better ways to do so.

Please show respect for others who don't know as much as you do on this forum; particularly in auto-section- afterall, you can't come into my field of medicn and claim to know-all. in other words, no one has it all and No-one knows it all in any field. correct others with regard and respect. caution others to edit their posts if you find anything grey.

I'm busy right now & we go talk more later!

Siena:
My comments were not in order to prevent the sale of this vehicle. I am merely stating the truth. Being deceptive in order to clinch a deal is less than honourable, and this is my gripe. It's no headache to me letting potential buyers know a seller's giving them a snow job.

You stated "BMW engine so no over heatin problems associated with freelanders." And we both know that's a blatant lie, as BMW never supplied any petrol engines to Rover. The only BMW engine that was an option was the BMW 2,0 TDS Common Rail diesel.

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and you just think you are the ONLY-ONE who know's about this? NOBODY i repeat NOBODY will attempt buying any car in Nigeria without inspecting it at least with a mechanic. It's the first car I'm dealing with. I have read about overheating with Rovers and that the BMW version doesn't, out of naivete, I had thought this is one of such, however, after your clarifications, I learnt contrary to my misconception, it wasn't afterall. perhaps my only mistake was NOT editing the posst. but you are trying to cry blue murder here and blowing things out of proportion.

my guy, save your breadth and channel this energy of being a high faluting critic and an overweening pundit into something else. if you have been through all the nook and crannies of auto-mechnics, try something else rather wasting your precious time vilifying others. you could try building an AIRPLANE or better still a JET!. As a matter of fact I have read other post of yours where you consistently and brusquely tongue-lash and repudiate Nigerian technicians in the same line of business as you such as Udokpenyi and co.). take things easy and when you write, show some regard for others.

you know what you do, you get showers of praises at being an adroit and a shrewd auto-mechanic/engr, but your pride is eating you deep and it's so salient whenever you write.

guy abeg RELAX O!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

& DRIVING G_R_E_A_T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sold sold sold sold sold sold!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Omo.Owens link=topic=753489.msg9292630#msg9292630 date=1317984259]When Pato said a BMW engine, I took him as one of those that do not really know much about cars, so just make some noise, and sell it. I am interested in the ride, I didn't consider his statement anyway, I will try check it out myself- the reason is that most freelanders come in as RHD and they are converted to our LHD before they shade them, them promise you the car is ok, but my brother, I know much about dynamics, the car can never be ok. If this particular car is not converted I will have a price chat, if favorable, I pick it.[/quote]thanks man, you are more rational, anyway, as I type away these words I have happily sold the car, not to an unsuspecting client but to someone close to me, it's been over 6months and so far, no issues. I wonder why sienna often sound like he is in keen competition over trivial isssues with others. dude you live in the UK and one expects you to have a civil tongue on your head. you pontificate about issues on auto section. i have read a couple of your posts on nairaland albeit a nacent member of the forum. i do not doubt your proficiency in auto-mechnics. go check the date i posted a response on head gaskets, it was after you and I had a chat on the k-series engine, it became comprehensive to me that it's not the brand of rover with a BMW engine, hence I was able to articulate issues better on another guys post about the same issue and also concerning headgaskets. besides, I made it explicit in another related post that this car was converted in Doncaster, UK by MS/BOSS cars. wonder why you have decided to vilify me here. are we competing on anything? MR.Sienna, spare your salvo and also learn to caution others on this forum with respect as a moderator.

anyway, its already too late for all these.

@Sienna: save yourself the headache. get busy with something else. stop the campaign of calumny. the car has been sold months ago to someone related to me and is doing perfectly fine.

more than 100% (the ones unborn inclusive)

sure you are fantasising beyond the lime and lemon right now, innit?, try help yourself out with your Love Machine for now. ok?

OP: if you've got one already, just redirect the next to me - pretty Uk babe o! minajkindy@yahoo.com

@chi-baby: na wa 4 u o!

Niaja babes, so full of high expectations from guys yet they make no attempt towards being achievers themselves. the few single ones among them that by virtue of sheer luck or by paying in 'kind', achieve little success, are so proud that they practically ward off men from getting closer, suddenly become so rude and disrespectful to men (prospective suitors), yet they cry about not being able to have a man. NO man is willing and ready to settle with a pompous woman o!

u ladies better wake up and stop whining about nija guys. you are the real cause of your unromantic lives. humble yourselves before them no matter what you have achieved and luv them irrespective of material things, wealth or your lofty standards (cars, Jeeps, SUVs, mansions- that's what u ladies want from every man, no bi so?). You ladies will appreciate naija guys as the most romantic men in the world when you change your perceptions and high expectations, look beyond the superficial, stop seeing with your long noses and take evryman as he is.  OK?

lemme catch u!

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=843835.msg9971822#msg9971822 date=1326658304]Lol@ nigerian women soo strong hearted.

ABEG they gotta be. If not dem species (Men?) out there will think its christmas errday, 4getting its a season dat cumz once a year[/quote]not only strong hearted. also very mouthy, they constantly brandish too much rantings !!

Cuddlemii:
I don't even think you need financial muscles, your ways with words is more than sufficient. Damn!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa, can't stop laughingggggg!!!!

babe no be so o! i wish it were.

your perception about 9ja guys is grossly jaundiced. are you speaking from experience or heresy? you also sound like a feminist .

can we talk more on the other side please? holler mie: minajkindy@yahoo.com

Cuddlemii:
Come again please, I didn't get u the first time.
Obviously most of the ladies on here are romantic, why else would they have picked the section?
Why are u also on the romance section if not because we have romantic ladies here. Can u interact/relate with your same sex on all romantic issues? Nah so give the ladies here some credit
Its fortunate that ladies in "general" r more soft, warm, sexy and emotional so they are the romantic ones, naija men are all about the manhood what it charges, discharges & recharges.
Gotta give it to the ladies for putting up with the archaic romantic lifestyle men

@Cuddlemii:

I can imagine how much you crave and bask in fantasies of being cosseted and cuddled (as much or even much more than your pseudonym suggests) , anyway, I can help you out with that if that's all you crave for sha!

, and just for your records, men aren't archaic in anyway. ladies (9ja in particular) have decided to deregulate their downstream sector as an austerity measure i guess and this, to a large extent calls for the sometimes adverse reactions you term as ''archaic''. There aint no archaic man.

men seek pure undiluted affection not dependent on their financial muscles. hop that clears your misconception about men.

toba:
BS.

Then state should be given allocation by population and contributions to GDP.

WTF does the northern state contribute to the GDP?

GBAM!

Cuddlemii:
muah. well said!!

"Duh!" This is the romance section, so all the ladies here are romantic. Your statements are not valid here, take it to another section or another forum.

is the section the criteria for validity?  , or are you simply trying to be biased ??