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please lets know the things you can do. perhaps that will give a clue to the nature of errands you can run.

these guys are really S.T.U.P.I.D!

some people are quick to blame our society and government, but I hold a contrary opinion afterall there are many Nigerian youth working so hard and making their money legitimately. our society however makes a levity out of serious issues like this. at several times, different songs (which i'm sure u'll be aware of) have glorified and celebrated them, with slogans, 'maga don pay shout halleluyah', 'first tin na hammer, next tin na hummer', 'yahoozee yahooziee' e.t.c. whatsoever is bad is bad and lets learn to frown at it. I wont be surprised if musicals soon start hailing boko-haram. absolute crap!


@born2fuck: i really like your transcript. can we talk? send me your e-mail pls at snoop405@yahoo.com

you are deluded. the only true luv that came to the world was not even recognised when it came. FORGET IT O! just manage any b-itch you find to satiate your lust (if you can) else, save your strength for better thigs. true luv my foot!

hmmmmmmmm, lusting after someone's wife. i just hope her fiance know's about this. boko haram will not be sufficient to deal with you. bloody dimwit.

fix u- coldplay has always been and still remains

you, virgin? big fat lieeee! not until i'v checked yu.

the problem is not even in the 'worwor' the problem is that there are none. beauty is in the eye of the beholder o! wat you describe as worwor is wat I call beauty.

if i find a virgin, i dont think i'll in any way describe her as worwor cos she's got something no girl out there over 12years old have got.

thus, the fact is that there are no virgins in our age and time. some worwor even have lost elasticity of that canal let alone the beautifl ones. none is pure!!! none is intact. all of dem (ugly or beautifl) f-uck like the world is ending the next minute.

our generation has got not a single woman of virtue! that's just the plain truth.

there they go again, Bla bla bla bla, rubbish and garbage being vomited by these man eaters all the time

i keep saying it and i'll stand by it that our generation has got no women. God stopped creating 'women' light years ago. what we have now are self-centred bit.ches. all they do is f-uck their empty brains out before they get married in exchange for money, money, money. 10k is no money, 20k is no money they want blank cheques after pulling their miserable pants and screwing themselves with any dik. wetin dey happen sef. these gurls are possessed and need deliverace, somebody pls call bishop oyedepo to render H-O-T SLAPS on both cheeks to them. 

I dey VEX. gurls gurls gurls Please pull up your pants and zip up! there is dignity in marring as a virgin. there's pride in it. there are many ways of being independent and raising money to support your studies. a little small scale trade while schooling isn't a bad idea, organising little evening lessons for primary school children isn't bad either, a few even sell recharge cards. why must you all f-uck yur brains out and turn a man to an ATM machine. do you ever stop to think of the depreciated value of that hole underneath you when you'll eventually hand yourself over for marriage to the man who'll eventually marry you? WETIN SEF. make una GERRRRRROOOOOOUT JOOOR!

this kinda stories just gets mi pissed. . wahtever happened to the days when women valued and treasured their virginity, keeping it till they got married. how come our own time and age is just full of B-ITCHES and strumpets who just pull their pants once they get to the age of self awareness that they've got a hole down there.

ALL CRAZY FORNICATORS. and even after marriage, some of them still return to their vomits by finding their ways back to these guys who used them before marriage. they'l screw them again and again. the brain mass of women is just getting smaller and smaller by the generations. our own girls of this generation already have theirs less than a housefly.

pulled yur pants for somone who hasn't paid yur bride-price. . u craze well well. yur future hubby will surely ask you about it because it's his right you just gave away freely

@OP: Don't mind critics who believe money can buy happiness. if you no longer luv her, simply call the relationship off. you owe her no applogies for being rude, not luving your relations or for whatever reason. come to think of it, even married couples split up (divorce) let alone dating couples. it's your lyf and you'v got no spare anywhere, else you'ld have moved on with her and probably married your 'true luv' with your miserable spare lyf.

but wait a minute, did I hear you say 6yrs? do you mean 6 whopping years? .

your brain must be less than that of a housefly if it took you 6 good years to detect simple faults you cant tolerate in a lady.  just imagine yourself studying a 6yr course (e.g medicine) and being told after final year (600Level) that the Univ just discovered you were not actually a bonafide student of the institution and thus, deserve no certificate. haaaaaaaaa . meaning? going back to JAMB hall naaaa I'm sure you'l go ahead and practice as a quack or a med doc without paper certificate if your attempt at suicide fails .

guy, piece of advice for you anyway, simply go get yourself a nice looking three piece suit and a good pair of shoes. also get the lady a befitting wedding gown (you'll obviously know her seize having been with her for over 6yrs if your diminutive brains will be of any help). then send invitation via e-mails (if your miserable and poverty stricken Bottom-hol cannot afford IV cards) to ALL NLanders who have graced this your meaningless page. first start with an appology and politely let them know you have amicably resolved the issue with your GF in question. conduct the weeding in yur little capacity. I'm sure the lady will be willing to sponsor the wedding (afteral she has been the pay-master in this relationship). then you both should just go ahead and manage yourselves as you have been doing for the last 6yrs.

do so quietly and close this thread. plead with Seun and other MOD's to delete this thread o! lest you smear the rest of us with this scandal

Mondays and till date, still Mondays ! Weekends afford me so much freedom to wake up whenever I deem fit and play till dusk.

The mere thought of having four more days ahead before the weekend gives me goose pimples and freaks an unexplainable apprehension outta me. Four good days of having to wake up early and trying to beat a deadline of 8.00am for school then (and work now) GADEM!!!! who the hell set that time and why is it observed everywhere? why not 10.00am or even 11.00am and closing time set worldwide as 2.00pm just 3 or 4hrs is enough na!

hey ex, guess you tot you were smart. hahahhhaa, sorry to disappoint you 'cos I'm smarter. I knew it even from the first day that you were a B-I-T-C-H. I was just waiting for the best time to jilt you and I enjoyed rending your emotions. if given another chance, I'll treat you even worse. bloody spineless gormless strumpet. F*uck u!

afam4eva:
How you take they find your own. You dey ask them?

you go bite me if I ask you?

afam4eva:
I can't even marry someone that's not a virgin. At least it will be difficult to do so.

bros, I don find virgin , so tey i don tire to find. there are very few if at all there are any.

there's NO such word as 'second chance' to a cheating wyf! D-I-V-O-R-C-E fast!!!!!!

Orikinla:
Yes.

Unrepentant unfaithful people can kill you to hide their misdeeds and continue with their evils.

A word of GOOD advice for those who care to listen. it's a RED FLAG. RUN RUN RUN!!!!!

you dont need a telephone to get a taxi

babes huff and puff a lot

you must learn to rush for almost everything. there's always the impression that you are a slacker if you dont rush

things are better when they are disorganised

be very good at using slangs, you could make more friends

never be too formal

expect power outages without notification

learn how to cleverly offer tips to government official, else you may spend all day at their office without getting anything done about your file.

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=833100.msg9840449#msg9840449 date=1324946759]so please let's teleport you to 1875. you need some lessons in hardwork and responsibility. [/quote]Naaaaaaaa . no woman these days is worth any man's hardwork and responsibility. hahahahahahahaha. una no worth am one bit. u all are fake. all of una cheap well well. dey have all been defiled. not worth it at all. heheheheee

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=833100.msg9840357#msg9840357 date=1324944835]yea right.

we ought to develop a time machine to transport you back to 1875 and see which parent will dash their daughter to your poverty stricken [i]as[/i]s  
thank your lucky stars for today's age. where poor man can marry. plenty housegirls and omo alata will gladly marry you. aren't you happy?[/quote]transporting back to 1875 isn't the case here! just for your records, no man then wished to be married and never had one. virgins were everywhere for anyone that cared and not many guys would foolishly embark on suicide mission simply because he looked forward to having just 9 after blowing himself and others up.  . see why today's decadence also contributes to the alarming rates of bombings. thanks to you ladies who wouldnt close your legs. virgins are now so rare that some idiots would want to blow themselves up on a glimmer of hope of having one .

Again, values, morality and virtue should be ageless and timeless, so transporting or teleporting to 1875 is just unnecessary here,  irrespective of the era we find ourselves, these qualities ought to be preserved. your b*tchy Bottom and silly orientation about these values seems deplorable. not surprised tho

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=833100.msg9840233#msg9840233 date=1324942693]sharrap dia.
you will not be alive today if your grandmother married a poverty stricken man.
and if she married a virgin, then she must have been married at the age of 16 to a rich old man with 4 wives.

thank your lucky stars that doesn't happen today. [/quote]@Jenifa:

as a matter of fact, back in the good old days, women married men who had n culd boast of only a few baskets and a pair of cutlasses as their treasured possessions as they were sure it could assure them of some coco-yams and cassava with good rainfall  . they married virgins with natural beauties (not with fake outfits - brazillian hairs, face-lift bosoms after enlargement surgeries, make-ups e.t.c - if at all you are lucky to find one bacause there are currently none).they listened when men talk, they dont retort angrilly if at all there is need for a reply. On the other hand , today's woman claims to be miss ITK (I too know). she has a reply for everything a man says or do, she wants to advocate for equality with strife. she evaluates a man's success based on the kind of car he drives (some want a Ferrari, Bugatti, Pagani Zonda or Porsche), the cell phone he uses and the mansion he's got. morals and values have been thrown into the air and erratically replaced with quest by feminine folks for materialism and you talk of virtue. mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

just ask yourself how many women wed today as virgins? how many will luv a man irrespective of his poverty stricken status - if he is poor? how many remain faithful after tieing nuptial knots? how many would give a soft answer to a provocative question/wrath?

women of today strongly believe they know tooo much!!!!!!!!!!

850k for 2yrs or 3yrs or for sale?

it's purely psychological. try a change of dietary substitute for meat. fish/sea foods could be a better substitute.

i just hope the OP hasn't raised a false alarm here.   . not many young boys have so much raving libido at that age. again, come to think of it, if at all the young lad is keen on flirting, why would he wan't to try-out a woman old enough to be his mother; as if that is not enough, a pregnant one.

Anyway, this issue reminds me of my experience as a lad (about the same age-14 or so, can't really be exact because Its been a long time ago). we lived in a low profile bungalow amongst the hoipolloi and often engaged in social recreation with other kids. on this particular occasion, I had made a 'Kite' (i really dont know how to explain what a kite means to those of you on this forum who may not understand what a kite means. it's more like a flying air plane made by kids from poly-ethene/nylon sacs with broom sticks and cotton threads holding its extended edges). unfortunately, my kite landed on the zinc/roof of a neighbours ramshackled building. I was so desperate to get it off the roof so i quickly grabbed a short ladder (about 2ft long) from the store, dragged it to the wall, very close to the roof where my kite had landed, climbed and carefully pulled it out. I was just descending from the ladder when a lady (twice my age then I guess), whom I had never ( and not even in my nighmare, had thought of having anything to do with because she was just a miserable virago) catapaulted with rage and furry from her toilet (apparently, her toilet window was adjacent to the part of the wall where the ladder I had climbed with was leaning against. she raised alarm that I had deliberately climbed the the ladder while she was at the toilet  just to peek at her while she pooed. I was so shocked to say the least. I couldn't even utter a word to defend my innocence. I just held on to my kite speechless. I was unusually lucky in embarassing situations with mi mum as she never took sides with anything I did, but on this instance, she came out fully in my defence ( she has never really defended me on anything, I was even more surprised when she came out on the loose to my defence) . she challenged the lady so vigorously that she crept back into her shell. how on earth will a lil innocent boy of this age whom you know too well peek on you - she asked. ''how did he know at that point exactly that you were in your loo''? she asked her.  it was really an experience this issue reminded me of, tho ivn't forgotten inspite of the fact that it hapend over a decade ago. funny how sometimes we seem not to attempt making a little excuse for children.

In the OP's case, in as much as I'm not trying to disregard her allegations on the young lad, I think it wouldn't be out of plausibility that the young boy was just feeling slighly uncomfortable and trying to itch. sometimes, their hygienic practices could be very poor (particularly at that age. I'm sure of this because as a medical practitioner, i'v seen many of such cases borne purely out of poor hygiene, repeated wearing of their dirty boxers leading to irritation e.t.c) and they may itch uncontrollably in severe cases. be that as it may, I think the OP could have also given him a benefit of 'doubt/innocence' and observed him closely if he would repeat such a thing before concluding fully (and without doubts) that his libidinous stress is about to lead him astray. whatcha all think??

I will advise you not to ship car parts arbitrarily. if you make good use of this forum (as some do) you can make shipments only on special requests (sometimes called pre-order). send a picture of what you intend shipping to whosoever is making the requests to gain his approval and satisfaction with the part(s) you are shipping, else your goods may face serious challenges such as incessant rejections based on irrelevant criticisms. Nigerians are very selective (I must say) and are also high falutin critics. They may request for a particular product, but on arrival, will bluntly reject it citing frivolous excuses. so, in a nut shell, be sure they are satisfied with what they see, make them pay some form of initial deposit (just to get their financial commitment), ship the parts and ask for your balance to be paid into your account on collection. Hope that helps.

what's your cost estimate to bring complete this structure?

the yellow one looks like a taxi  . all u need is a double black stripe across.

exactly what i need. but can you post pixs? i'm not in the state at the moment and will be coming in a couple of weeks time.

try the university of northumbria. it's about £8,600. if you have a 2.1, you are entitled to a £1000 fee reduction (scholarship). that brings it to £7,600 and you can pay first instalment of £3000 or £4000 and pay the balance of tuition flexibly.