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President Goodluck Jonathan will be honoring his wife, the first lady, Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammer Commander of the Federal Republic). Sources said this award is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to the propagation of spoken English in Nigeria. Another reason for this pretigious award is that the first lady has grammatically affected a lot of lives with her speeches which make Nigerians to laugh and forget their sorrows. According to the President, this singular act has helped to increase the lifespan of an average Nigerian by cutting down hypertension in the land. Here are some examples of her award-winning speeches: *Nigeria is a great CONTINENT *My husband and Sambo IS good people *I rather kill myself than commit suicide *My fellow Widows *I travelled abroad to Rest In Peace *My husband is the best COUPLE on earth *The doctors are responding to treatment *Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on *Na only you waka come? *Chaei!!, chaei!! Diariz Godu o *For those who say I SPEECH bad English, I LEFT them for God. Please support and honor the Nigerian First Lady by sharing with your friends and loved ones! Don't laugh alone. |
Ilekeh:Bringing SENTIMENT and currying SYMPATHY can no longer divert our attention from the real issues. Lets hear of your performance and your future plans Oga Jona |
At a young age of 52! It's a pity, the Jonathan family has witnessed a string of losses in recent times. May God comfort the bereaved. |
Dacronym:Abi Zimbabwean Dollars? |
datguru:Lol! And then find one of those banks that is always disturbing me to open an account. Let the Bank Teller count the whole money by himself. Any amount wey e say na im dey there, make e lodge am for my account, after I go get balance alert. |
"Men of God"! They can even visit the devil; of course on courtesy call. |
FolarinLondon:Oluwole means jibiti, forgery, fake, fraud. Osaze means "player". Uzzi mean means a high caliber machine gun. Now put two and two together. Fela would say, 'one answer you go get'! |
merieam16:Actually, Shoprite has become a sort of "tourist centre" for Nigerans. Schools go there for escursion, families go to feed their eyes, and many more go there to "look around" during festivities. Make Boko Haram no remember us for here o! |
kwaraauto:News! 88 year old candidate wins Tunisia Election. Both candidates in the run-off election are said to be over 85 years of age. Even here in Nigeria OBJ was over 70 when he ruled Nigeria democratically. Where there are two options, the electorate will go for the better candidate, whether he is old or young. |
Today, GEJ's Nigerian Army will REPEL and PUSH BACK Boko Haram insurgents. Tomorrow we will hear that Boko Haram has seized many towns and villages. One step forward, five steps backward! We need a real commander-in-chief of the armed forces. We also fit army commanders, not all those politicized, unfit and potbellied "generals" |
Especially those ladies that have made some money, that come from a comfortable background or those with well-paying jobs. They look down on every suitor as if to say, "how much has he got"? Pride, pompousity and arrogance go a long way in denying them a home of their own |
Marriage is not on your mind but "ukwu" and "ikebe" have taken over your soul |
By the way what happened to Mama Josephine Anenih? Did she divorce Mr Fix it or she allowed him to marry a younger wife? |
McSterling:And that is the important point. Did you choose your religion or is it the religion of your parents?; or is it the religion of your tribe? Did you make a careful research or analysis before choosing your religion? Another area of consideration is the fruitage of your present religion, its adherents and the leaders. Are they involved in wars, terrorism, racism, immorality or other controversies? According to Jesus, by their fruit you will know them (Mt 7:20-23), Love will define true worshippers (Jn 13:34,35), there ought to be one faith (Eph 4:5,6). |
Nice to know that 9ice is looking nice. His family look nice too |
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Bryan12:I am looking foprward to seeing a third Anyim or even a forth one, to confirm if fatness and obesity is linked to all Anyims |
whinnie:I hope you are not one of the "fine girls" distracting the "man of God", those urging him on and making him to pursue rats while his house is on fire. |
damosky12:"Call no man your father upon the earth..." (Mt 23:9). Are you are a learner? Even then, only God can be reverred. Reverring or "Reverending" a fellow human is called idolatory (Mt 4:10). |
kITATITA:I agree with you intoto. But I have to add that Pastor Chris is one of those pentecostal "men of God" giving christianity a bad name. Jesus spoke of a painted sepulchre (white-washed grave) and about religious leaders who do not allow people to enter God's kingdom and they themselves refuse to enter! All these events maped out for the "man of God's birthday, what are their spiritual value? All that glitters is not gold! |
This same Ekiti that gunmen freed prisoners two days ago? An Ekiti where 6 assemblymen impeached the speaker in a house of 23? Fayoshe's Ekiti where lawlessness is gradually becoming a norm. Ekiti people, so this is what you chose? |
A man whose house is on fire cannot be busy pursuing rats _ an Ibo proverb. Anyone you give a proverb and offer the meaning, the money used in marrying his/her mother is a waste _ an Ibo saying The fly that does not hear word will soon be buried together with a dead body _ an Ibo proverb While Boko Haram is bombing city after city and seizing town after town, and kidnapping, killing and maiming Nigerians, our 'talented' security operatives are busy raiding APC offices day after day. Una welldone o! Make una search dem wella wella, maybe na there una go catch Shekau. |
wordcat:My dear, your statement presupposes that atheists, agnostics and and animists are the only ones interested in making new discoveries. It may interest you to know that there are Jewish scientists, Muslim scientists, Christendom scientists and Christian scientists as well. Some are working to prove Darwin right while others are searching to prove him wrong. But they are all "scientists" anyway. |
plaetton:At least you are aware that apart from our earth, there is no other planet that supports life. Is human, animal and plant life not worth protecting? If it is not God's work, may be na your work be that. By your own 'special knowledge', you have accepted that the earth already have many layers of protection. So who put the protection (Heb 3:4 says that every house is built by someone but that the one who built all things is God). Wisdom of this world! |
Raise up your eyes and see.......Who created these things? Isaiah 40:26 It is the one who brings out their army by number, he calls them all by name. Because of his vast dynamic energy and his awe-inspiring power, not one of them is missing. Isa 40:26 |
When I see your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars that you have prepared; What is human being that you keep him in mind..and take care of him? Ps 8:3,4 The heavens are declaring the glory of God, the SKIES above proclaim the work of his hands. Day after day....night after night they reveal knowledge. There is no speach, and there are no words. Their voice is not heard, but into all the earth their message goes... Ps 19:1-4. |
God produced me at the beginning of his way......when he had not yet made the earth and its FIELDS ..... When he prepared the heavens I was there, when he marked out the HORIZON ....when he established the CLOUDS above, when he founded the fountains of the deep oceans, when he set a boundary for the sea....I was beside him as a master architect. Prov. 8:22-30 (of Jesus life before he came to the earth) Compare Gen 1:26, Jn 8:52-59, Heb 1:1,2 |
Raise up your eyes and see.......Who created these things? Isaiah 40:26 Where were you when I founded the earth? Tell me if you think you have understanding. Who set the measurements...... Who barricaded the seas....Where were you when I wrapped the earth with clouds. Job 38:4-10 |
Goddex:Make dem go tell that story to the marines, say "data crash". Abi na one computer INEC get or them never hear of back-up? Even if their computer spoil eeh, make dem carry am go meet computer engineer make e remove the Hard Drive naa. Abi dem no fit get computer engineers? Abi dem wan use style disenfranchise some people? Make dem talk true o. |

