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NYSC / Re: Contemporary Dynamics Of Non-oil Export Trade by patostation(m): 8:46pm On Apr 13, 2018
Export Question:
In export trade, is there any difference between foreign agents and
representatives?
NYSC / Re: Filthy Toilet And Bathroom At Ondo NYSC Camp (Photo) by patostation(m): 4:06pm On Nov 29, 2016
rita25:
my advice instead of complaining just join environmental CDS then u pple can clean and renovate the toilet........remember change begins with you and me..instead of complaining be a problem solver grin


Exactly my thoughts. Who are the people that messed up that place in the first place? Is it not the so called 'educated' copers? My 'uneducated' grandmother is much cleaner and neater than these 'graduates'. Puaa!
Religion / Re: Interpretation Of Tongues Spoken In "Way Maker" By Sinach by patostation(m): 7:06am On Nov 29, 2016
thorpido:
Jargons!
How can you speak so confidently about what you don't understand?
Tongues is a language but it's a spiritual language.Do you speak or understand Mandarin?If a man speaks mandarin,will another Chinese man understand him?Yes,but you do not because it is strange to you nevertheless it's a language understood.Does it have the same words when spoken by another man?Yes.
Tongues can have similar words and they can be repeated.It doesn't make it nonsense.
Interpreting it comes as another gift.Some have that gift.


On the contrary, if you read the Bible book of Acts chapter 2, you will realise that 'tongues' spoken by Jesu's disciples are real languages. Languages spoke by Arabians, Elamites, Parthians, Libyans, Medians etc. These people heard clearly the disciples speaking their own languages. Those languages were no mumbo jumbo

Again, Apostle Paul writing at 1Corinthians 14, warned Christians about speaking jargons in the name of speaking in tongues. Specifically, he said that if anyone's 'tongues' cannot be interpreted, the person is indeed speaking to the air. Confirm verses 8 - 10 and 16.

My point is, using other people's languages to communicate with them is Christian. Speaking some uninterpretable mumbo jumbo and claiming that it is a gift of speaking in tongues is clearly unchristian
Agriculture / Re: Photos Of Harvested Giant Size Cucumbers By YEN President, Benue State Chapter by patostation(m): 7:45pm On Nov 16, 2016
soberdrunk:
WARNING!!!--For "consumption" only!! Cucumber abuse will no longer be tolerated...... angry angry

Ps-This is a welcome development, pretty soon we shall begin the exportation of cucumbers......


Miss Anambra take special note

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Hillary Clinton Will Win Narrowly by patostation(m): 12:42am On Nov 07, 2016
EyeHateGod:
After a Quick Study of the Poll...


No mind them. Every Tom, Dick or Harry who watches CNN can equally "prophesy" about this outcome. If this is what they call prophecy, then God is right when he said that he did not send these so-called prophets.

Speaking through the TRUE prophet, Jeremiah, God said at Jer. 14:14, "falsehood is what the prophets are prophesying in my name".

In the 23rd chapter of Jeremiah, God consistently clarified his disdain for the so-called prophets. A look at verses 11, 14, 21, 23-27, 30-32 will give you an insight into God's view.

If Pastor Joshua wanted to "prophecy" about the American election, he should have done so one year ago. As of now, we have all read the polls, watched the analysis, seen the debates and scandals. Who will not GUESS what the outcome will be, two days before the election?

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Bans LAGBUS Buses From Operating In BRT Lane by patostation(m): 9:35am On Nov 05, 2016
I am seriously thinking of how the new decision will affect commuters on routes where no blue bus operates. I am thinking of Ikeja-Maryland, Fadeyi-Yaba-Oyingbo, Iddo-Eko/Idumota/CMS axis. There are other routes where the red buses 'come to the rescue'.

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Bans LAGBUS Buses From Operating In BRT Lane by patostation(m): 9:02am On Nov 05, 2016
caracas:
I still prefare the lagbus to the brt.
The only good thing about the brt buses is the aircondition.
They are So unorganised ,time means nothing to them.
In fact there is now à saying amongst commuters of ikorodu tbs axis that the brt is meant for those that intends to be late to their destination .
Honestly the lagbus as far as i am concerned is far more efficient than the brt.


Your assessment is very accurate. Some of us that use the service know the difference. First the BRT fare is higher, the process of getting tickets is slow, sometimes you come out early to the bus stop and there will be no Ticketer. The most annoying situation is when you are running late and your BRT enters a bus stop waiting for it's turn to get to the passenger queue. Very frustrating.

But when you talk of the LAGBUS, you talk of flexibility in rates, in payment while the bus is on the move, no red tapes, and the routes are varied too. Common Lagos, allow the two to work side by side

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Religion / Re: MMM Being Advertised In RCCG Church Service (Photos) by patostation(m): 8:04am On Oct 31, 2016
For those still wondering whether this is right or wrong, let us cast our mind back to Jesus' action when he saw the house of God being used for commercial purposes (My 21:12,13; Lu 19:45, 46). The lesson: using the house of God for commercial purposes - bazaar, buying, selling, auction, adverts, currency exchange, thrift schemes etc is akin to turning it into a Swindler's house of robbery

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Phones / Re: Before A Communication Mast Is Mounted In Your Property(read) by patostation(m): 3:04am On Oct 25, 2016
Rita30:
If this were true many scrotums would have roasted before now


I don't know about any roasting of scrotums. But it is a well known and well reseached fact that communication and electricity grid lines are very hazardous to those who stay permanently under them.
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by patostation(m): 7:56am On Aug 23, 2016
Now the guy has been arraigned in a court of law why are we flexing unnecessary muscles.

I have been praying for the man to be taken to court so that this issue can be judicially tested. If he is jailed we will all learn from it. If he is freed, he will likely demand damages and we will also learn from it.

Let us be civilised in our reactions.

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Religion / Re: Northern Christians Form NNCA, As They Break Away From CAN by patostation(m): 7:01am On Aug 15, 2016
To the best of my assessment, these are not Christians. Christians are the followers of Jesus' footsteps.

What we have are spiritual and political harlots and charlatans parading themselves as Christians and dividing our people. What will happen if they obey God's Word for once and get united as 1 Corinthians 1:10 admonishes? Have they ever read verses 12-15 of that 1Cor 1 which talks about each individual or group claiming allegiance to Paul or Apollos and how they were corrected?

Jesus warns us through Apostle John at Rev. 18:4 to break away from these folks is we do not want to share in their sins and punishment. He that has ears let him hear!
Nairaland / General / Re: Cattle Seen Grazing In Apo Legislative Quarters, Abuja This Afternoon by patostation(m): 6:24am On Aug 15, 2016
Untouchable Fulani cattle rearers and rustlers!
Politics / Re: State Of Flooded Makurdi Road This Morning (pics) by patostation(m): 1:36pm On Aug 11, 2016
River Benue extension!
Nairaland / General / Re: Photo Of The Warning I Saw On A Fence In Port-Harcourt by patostation(m): 12:25pm On Aug 11, 2016
This reminds me of a similar warning in Lagos that says: "For your own sake do not urinate here. We will collect your urine for our juju".

Omo, no be person tell me to steer clear.
Crime / Re: Landlord Commits Suicide In Ibadan. Leaves Three-page Suicide Note by patostation(m): 7:39am On Aug 04, 2016
This reminds me of Jesus' words at Luke 12:15 in which he reiterated that even when a person has many possessions, his life does not result from his possessions. Neither does happiness.

This man was a landlord, had an expensive car, probably had other things, yet he committed suicide

I see hundreds daily struggling to ecke out a living, they live under bridge, have no support, enjoy no comfort, have no money to marry. Even then, the remain hopeful
Crime / Re: 'Pastor' In Imo Who Robs With False Prophesy Arrested by patostation(m): 8:51am On Aug 01, 2016
gonkraziiiiii:
Some people Na church ashawo...every church they r their....dey wld go to church with 1problem n come home with10 problems...Na God save her...Oya receive sense

In addition, this will continue to happen as long as people refuse to listen to the owner of Christianity, God himself. God has alerted us severally on how to identity religious fraudsters (Acts 20:28,29; Mt 7:13,14, 20-23; Mt 24:24,25; Jeremiah 5:26-31).

Most important, and every miracle-seeking fellow need to know this: the Bible clearly warns that PRESENT DAY miracles work is "according to the operation of Satan" for "those who are perishing" and "those who believe the lie" and "forsake the truth that they might be saved". Therefore God " allows them to continue in their delusion". All this you will find at 2 Thessalonians 2:7-12

Anyone who takes pleasure in unrighteousness can continue to flock to miracle centres like ants flock around sugar. Anything you get there is your own cup of tea. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

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Religion / A Hilarious Sirtire By A Social Media User On The Last Id El Fitri Holiday by patostation(m): 10:09am On Jul 31, 2016
The Federal Government of Nigeria declared an extra holiday in addition to the two days earlier marked for the Muslim Id El Fitri from the 5-7 July, 2016.
Here are some sirtirical statements attributed to some individuals, agencies and groups in this regard as culled from a social media user:

INEC: The sighting of the moon was inconclusive

NLC: We are studying the situation of the moon-sighting imbroglio. If necessary we may direct workers to embark on a national strike if the Federal Government does not declare additional work-free days.

Abuja High Court: The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till the next day.

CAN: The muslims saw the moon and hid the information, a grand plan to elongate the sallah holidays and ultimately Islamize Nigeria.

EFCC: All those responsible for the missing moon will be apprehended and charged to court. We have a thousand and one evidence against them.

Niger Delta Avengers (NDA): we will not hesitate to bomb and bomb any vestiges of the moon.

APC: We will create another moon for Nigerians when our government fully kicks off.

Boko Haram: We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the Nigerian sky.

Presindency: Due the non-sighting of the moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.

Senate: The sighting of the moon was altered. A committee will be set up to review the moon document. The chairman of the senate committee on observation, Senator David Mark will head this committee.

GEJ: If only Nigerians had given me a second chance, sighting of the moon would not have been a problem.

PMB: Our inability to sight the moon happened because the last administration was clueless.

Gen. Buratai: The problem of non-sighting of the moon will be a thing of the past as soon as more troops are deployed to the moon site.

US: We know where the moon is; but we don’t want to say it for security reasons.

UK: We are calling on Nigeria to to use a referendum to determine to be using moons to declare holidays or not.

Ayo Fayose: The APC clueless government was the cause of the moon non-sighting in Nigeria.

Lai Mohammed: The moon has already been sighted tomorrow.

Femi Falana: I will obtain a court injunction to restrain the moon, its agents, servants and/or privies from appearing, pending the hearing and determination of the substantive suit via the motion on notice.

Hon. Patrick Obiahagbon: The moon sighting anomaly in respect of the Crescentic moon illumina in the cellestial and atmospheric galaxy is tanatamount to more crinkum crankum and a lot more hoola baloo.

Association of Wailing Wailers: If the non-sighting of the moon results in additional Muslim holidays we hope that by next Easter, when we ask Mary Magdalene if Jesus has risen from the grave and she says no; Christians can get an extra holiday too.
Politics / Re: Fayose And A Physically-Challenged Man: Compared With Oshiomhole by patostation(m): 1:19am On Jul 31, 2016
Any wailer who does not see through this picture and observe that it is a publicity stunt is simply a political learner. All agberos have their way of seeking for attention. Sometimes people kneel down to beg them, sometimes they make civil servants 'worship' them. The list goes on.

I will not be deceived.
Crime / Re: Photos From Kogi Prison Break Today by patostation(m): 12:54am On Jul 31, 2016
Olarewajub:
Prision Break Season 3 Episode 2. Starring Mallam Scofield

Una dey use this serious matter dey joke. Some Boko Haram terrorists are housed there. And Kogi has a thriving Boko Haram cell. I see danger if those guys are not rearrested.
Health / Re: Photos From Kwata Abattoir, Anambra. How Much Do We Know About The Meat We Eat ? by patostation(m): 12:46am On Jul 31, 2016
fastBr3:
cool

Will you transfer the data before I make payment?
Politics / Re: US Donates Six Laptops To EFCC by patostation(m): 9:45pm On Jul 29, 2016
MrDavidson:
Laptops already infested with myriads of surveillance and spy softwares. I'm sure EFCC will throw them to the garbage dump immediately they leave. If the story is true, that's a classical insult to Nigeria. US that could install surveillance microphone into rats to send to Russia for spying, this is too foolish of them to do at this time. We can't fall for this.

Very correct. Those laptops will be an express/direct point of data collection from Nigeria, a direct link to Langley (CIA headquarters)

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