After hearing and reading about the paternity and DNA test result on Femi's children, somebody should equally conduct the tests on Abami-Eda's children. I know say dem plenty and I know say Fela 'marry' plenty women.

Icecomrade:
Bad Belle FIFA. Had it been Nigeria qualified for Nations cup. Nigeria would ve dropped in FIFA ranking

Idiots

No mind them. The time we carry nations cup, no be 4th we dey for African ranking instead of 1st.

Mohammadu Buhari may not be my best presidential material among the motley of aspirants but to interfere with his freedom of movement smacks of desperation for which this government has become increasingly involved as next year's election draws nearer. Only last week, the Speaker of the House of Reps was locked out and the opposition data office was raided. What next will we expect?

Very true. Government appologists have been sharing this idea that it is because the North does not want GEJ, that's why they are sponsoring Boko Haram. Nothing can be farther from the truth! Boko Haram started preparing their assault years before the Yar'Adua presidency. They only bared their fang when the Yar'Adua government murdered their leader, Mohamed Yusuf, extrajudicially. When Aljazeera aired the news of the murders, terrorist and muslim extremists saw that as an attack on muslims in Nigeria and decided to mobilize, finance and sponsor a brutal offensive against the Nigerian state

The "law" is an asss. The government is dumb. GEJ is clueless. The ruling class has no idea. The experts have failed. The co-ordinating minister of the economy is unco-ordinated. The Senior Special Advisers advice woefully and badly. So there are no surprises for me.

It pains me ànytime I hear the word, "consensus". My mind immediately tells me that there is an 'arrangee' situation, a non-popular but pro-establishment SÉLECTION, not à democratic choice.

PDP has succeeded in infesting other parties with the consensus virus. So sad.

Nigerian version of the WATERGATE SCANDAL!

American Version; An unpopular and insecure Republican Richard Nixon commissions agents to raid the Democratic Party office in order to gain an upper hand in the forthcoming election. Nixon was disgraced from office and had to resign.

Nigerian Version: An increasingly unpopular, insecure and underperforming ruling party after wastefully pumping Billion of Naira on TAN advertisements, still worries that the opposition might win next years' elections. The party is therefore not trusting it's "transformation" to win votes for it. Its scorecards and achievements on the economy and infrasstructure does not seem to inspire confidence. So what to do, it uses police to intimidate Tambuwal and uses DSS to break into the opposition party data centre. These are desperate actions by a desperate party. Even the party failed to conduct presidential primaries out of desperation.

Our Ruling Party, the Presidency and the security agencies should always remember RICHARD NIXON and the WATERGATE SCANDAL. When an insecure, unsure and underperforming government sees the handwritng on the wall (voters resolve to make changes), it often resorts to underhand practices, often using security agencies.

My advice: Leave the opposition alone and sell your own achievements and "transformation". If your "transformation" convinces them, they will vote for you. But if your "transformation" is a ruse, sorry.

When American former president saw the handwriting on the wall that the political situation in America was not favoring him, what did he do?

He paid some agents to break into the Democratic Party office. That resulted in what is known as the WATERGATE Scandal. It cost him his presidensy.

Fastforward to Nigeria. When saTAN ambassadors, police or the DSS are used by the ruring party to harras, intimidate, attack or break into the opposition party offices, it becomes a virtue. Also when someone defects from the opposition to the ruling party, it is a virtue. But if it is the other way round, it becomes a vice and heaven must fall down. We are watching!

I have not used sponge on my body for more than 15 years. I have sponge in my soap bag though. The iching I get anyday I try it is better told than experienced.

On the other hand, I have found out that those who use sponge don't in any way look, feel or smell better than myself. On the contrary, I have managed to maintain a youthful skin when compared with my contemporaries. Over-scrubbing the skin can even expose the skin to ultraviolet rays. It is also next to bleaching.

Nigeria's contribution to English Language expansion: Wayo, mago-mago, jibiti, maga, mugu, oluwole, amebo, bad belle.

Yomieluv:
I knew it was all marketing strategy.

1million cd sold,where,and when?

Brymo is right on that,after-all production isn't complete till the goods get to the final consumers.

Obaino is just a marketer who thought other distributors is the last link in the channels of distribution..

1million cds in one week to the final consumers,is what should be counted..

Next.

But wait a minute, what if 5 distributors order 200,000 CDs each and pay cash or make deposits. No be 1 million sales be that?

Could be a marketing ploy to boost sales these "ember" months

Demdem:


Surely, only Jonathan has powers to move troops. He is behind this.

Troops indeed!! The one ones that run away whenever they encounter Boko Haram? The ones that are decorated "Field Marshals" and "Major Generals" without fighting or winning any battle? The ones that that get their promotion by dealing with "bloody civilians". Troops indeed.

As GOVnors, SINators, saTAN ambassadors, members of the house of representaTHIEVES and poliTHIEFtians, they legisLOOT our common wealth into their private accounts and pockets. From state assemblymen they become commissioner, from commissioners to ministers, from ministers to deputy gov'nors and to gov'nors, from gov'nors to VPs and eventually to presidos. In all their long rulerships, they fail to build lasting infrastructure that will take care of the people. Their children school abroad while they treat their headaches, malaria, toothache and other minor ailments in foreign hospitals. They forget there is a day of recorning, a day when what goes around will come around, a day of karma. A day to hear of American drugs, Indian hospitals and Cuban doctors, infact a day when the chickens will come home to roost, a day to die!

With strong defence and better midfield, the sky is our limit. Go Eagles!

NoContract:
Jehovah's witnesses again?

(Ok, I hastily wrote this to seize space. Herein lies my opinions)

First, I was born and raised a JW. Preached from door to door. Had enough of that charade. I fap. Ironically, this started as an evolutionary (for the lack of a better word) response to the strongly held belief of 'Thou shall not fornicate'. At least there was no 'Thou shall not fap'.

To all those 'Your body is a sacred temple' gang, I'll talk about that later.

2condly, to honestly understand how fapping and sexuality in general works (for the quick-to-judge ignorant bigots, y̶e̶a̶h̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶a̶p̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶) you need an introductory knowledge of Sexuality science. You need to understand that by 14 to 17 every living human, both male and female go through that awkward most non-understadable phrase after puberty. You goats need to understand that everybody is instictively 'wired' differently.

Ask yourself if you've ever had a sexually questioning discourse with a boy or girl under 18? No, I take it, religion has clouded your reasoning.

You goats need to understand that no matter what, someone who IS NOT INSTICTIVELY wired to be aroused by a member of the same sex, will NEVER get a hard-on looking at a member of the same sex.

Let me reiterate, YOU CAN'T, AND WILL NEVER be sexually stimulated by a member of the same sex, if you don't already have underlying feelings regarding it. You can never force a dude to fucc.k a cat, no-fuckin-matter-what, if he doesn't already have feelings of beastiality, and especially with small (feline) animals.

I'm always appalled to the fact that most people think being gay is some sort of a fad. Who wants a fad with 14years (+ all the scorn involved) hanging on their neck.

Are you people really this delusional? GOD!

Back to the topic. Thirdly, regarding the connection between vaseline and homosexuality (I literally laughed while typing that) here is what happens, for the too-holy-hypocritical-religious-delusioned-pigs, you conjure an image in your brain, any image, but ultimately, the brain has a way of making you CHOOSE ONLY THE ONE THAT IS SEXUALLY GRATIFYING, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE0 POWER TO MAKE PLEASING YOURSELF ENJOYABLE.

Your brain will never conjure what you don't like. Your brain will, for example, never conjure a mad man, or a mad woman, or a horse (well, unless YOU'RE ATTRACTED SEXUALLY to a horse) or a porcupine.

In essence, your brain acts as a personal entity, a very close friend who feeds you with the ONLY thing that can make your fapping trippy. If you're not gay, a male picture will never pop up.

I guess I'm bogging you with too much knowledge, you folks prefer to wallow in your Paradise/Inheriting the Earth delusion. In english, you people don't read with discernment (right back at ya!)

In secondary school, me and my band of friends fapped (privately) like the devil was goin' to wake up. Nothin' happened. We eventually 'graduated' to boning girls till they bled. Hahah.

All these happened after I was exposed to the hypocrisy of the Jehovas' Witness doctrine, and religion in general.

I challenge every witness on this thread, battle it out with me. Let's create a thread, mods throw it on front page and let me expose your bullshitry to the world, you hypocritical bigots.

The article itself is outdated; JWs have a knack for re-editing 'failed falacies' and all that in their new pubs.

All said, I can now sip my tea in peace, and enjoy the freedom that my non-religion and soul searching has giving me.

You delusional goats can go ahead and bash homosexuality in the spirit of religion and 'vaseline'.

Just listen to yourself, to your gloating, blabbing and the glorification of badness. You think that you are on the right track now? Is your life more meaningful now?To me, you don't talk like a person that is sound in mind. You are only wise in your own eyes.

This is what false religion has done to many. All the so-called atheists and agnostics were "converted" by false religions' bad fruitage so they have come to see religion in the negative light. Many of them still know that there is 'a God'. That is why under severe illhealth, intense suffering, uncertainty, death of loved ones you often hear atheists cry out: "Oh God, please help me". In essence many "neo-atheists" have nothing against their maker. Their religions of birth have simply failed in letting them know Him.

For now, I wish them luck till the day something will make them know that there is God.

This 'Big Doo' and 'Entertainment Guru' is joining politics to contest for a position in the state house of assembly. Ordinary state house of assembly! Have things become so hard for him? His mates are going into the Federal House of Reps. Dimeji Bankole will be laughing at this guy

Are you sure it is not deliberate; a way of indirectly telling us that we are featuring men in the women team.

A few days ago, a Russian sports official also referred to Serena and Venus as the "William Brothers"

That's how people react when they keep losing to you.

Jennimma:
Are u kidding me? Which boobi does he have!

They say the day is a "No Bra Day" for those who have breasts (ladies), and Denrele ( a man?) joins and stripped himself! I still dey wonder o. Are we dealing with a man or a woman?

1. Before marriage, women dress to find a man (or should I say a Mr Right)
2. After marriage, women dress to impress other women or not to be outdone by them (some though still dress to show men that they still 'got it')
3. Men just dress for the occassion.

But the one that annoys me these days is the high heel shoe my wife buys. She will carry it in an extra bag, and a few meters to the event centre, she will "struggle' to wear it (now looking taller than me). And after the occassion, she will again pack the "big shoes" in a nylon bag and wear normal shoe on our way home. Sometimes I am asked to help carry the 'excess luggage' and when the big shoes are on her legs, we experience a 'go slow'. Na wa for women!

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o ye ignorant man y did david still make heaven?? as xtians we dnt struggle to get rich because we follow d one who has riches...so shut ur trap nd read your BIBLE wt understanding...dnt pay ur tithe nd die a pauper [/quote


No man has gone to heaven (John 3:13 ). Even David did not go to heaven (Acts 2:34). So show us where you got the information that David has made heaven before asking someone to "shut his trap"

Katier00:
This is good, but how the engine be

Dem talk say na generator and inverter di cars dey use, and you still dey ask for engine

Civil servants look forward to retirement pension and life insurance. To most women, children are their insurance since they are the ones that benefit more when children start paying back to their parents. And the more, the better.

pontirock: Abeg Tell Am O, D Man Wey Don Reach Age He Wan Go Rest For Heaven

Same thoughts I have here. Pa Taiwo Akinkunmi must be over 70 years by now. Placing him on a "lifetime salary" is self-serving, political and an action aimed at playing to the gallery.

LegatusGlaber: Kudos to the military.


But what is monstrous about this tank?

I expected to see an Abram's Tank or its equivalent, not an armoured vehicle with rubber tyre. Can this one move in an unpaved terrain? No wonder it was captured. It is a big weapon alright but monstrous? I doubt

Two things can happen:

1. The jet can crash, bearing in mind the poor maintainance culture in Nigeria

2. Boko Haram, with their RPGs and other sophisticated weapons can easily shoot down the plane. And remember that our fighter pilots have not seen war for a long time.

erinolu: What is he campaigning for......TAN??

No. Mobilising for Youths to Earnestly Ask for Abacha, sorry, GEJ.

bushdoc9919: Another chapter in a long career....wonder where he will be off to next.

Ocean Boys dey there now. Bayelsa United dey. Abia Warriors self dey

But wait a minute, who is to doing the arresting and who is detaining? He that wishes to arrest ebola suspects should better wear "body gloves".

gbenga4sure: 8.)BRITAIN PRESIDENT VILLA

I been no know say Britain get presidential villa. Abi dem follow get president? Shuo! I think say No10 Downing Street na'im dem Prime Minister dey stay. Anyway, na una sabi