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Sports / Re: Brown Ideye: Nigerians Will See My Best In Brazil by patostation(m): 1:30pm On Dec 23, 2013
Ideye wants to go to Brazil. To go there and run around the field for 90 minutes. It still surprises me that Keshi keeps using him in place of better strikers
Computers / Re: Tip On Getting Used/refurbished Laptops From Comp. Village by patostation(m): 3:22pm On Dec 19, 2013
Omexonomy: Why computer village of all place ?
Go there and make sure they do not sell fufu inside a laptop case to you. Note more than 85% of those traders in computer village are licence thieves and scamas.
SHINE YOUR EYE VERY WELL.


How did you come about your statistics? When did you conduct your survey? You just sat down in your house and produced 85%?

In as much as there are bad guys in Ikeja (as in other locations), I strongly disagree with your suggestion. There are roadside tours and 'husslers', but there are many more genuine businesses there. If you doubt me ask Lagos State Government.
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2013: Exceeding Grace: Share Your Shiloh Experience Here by patostation(m): 8:13am On Dec 12, 2013
uncle2010: This words just hit me from the man of God....he said "is grace that makes great and therefore exceeding grace will make you exceedingly great. Therefore receive the exceeding grace of God. I receive it now. Thank you Father.


Contrast the "Man of God's" statement with that of the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, Jesus Christ when he said that the greatest among you will be the most humble one, the one with service orientation

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Religion / Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by patostation(m): 5:03pm On Dec 09, 2013
Ishilove: Eating in the dream: Our state of mind might influence this kind of dream, but more often than not, it is a spiritual attack against our destiny. Eating in the dream is a device of the devil used to bring people into bondage. When we eat in the dream, our spirit man becomes polluted because what we are being fed with is nothing but poison. If God could open your eyes to see the true nature of that amala, jollof rice, dried or fresh fish, meat, boiled egg, poundo/eba and okro/egusi/ogbono soup, beans and yam you have been consuming with relish in the dream, you will cry to the heavenlies for deliverance. The so-called food could consist of live worms, maggots, blood, sand/dirt and some other mysterious objects. The enemy disguises it to look like real food because they know that if we are to see it in it's true form, we will reject it.

If you dream of drinking blood and eating human flesh, then beloved, you are in very serious need of deliverance grin grin grin

Sickness, diseases, satanic initiations, stagnation/backwardness, evil convenant activators/strengtheners can be planted through dream food. I know of cases where certain diseases like fibroid and goitre cropped up shortly after the fellow ate in the dream. For some, it is hindrances and blockages. An old coursemate of mine confided in me that one night, shortly after he graduated from secondary school, he dreamt that he ate a full chicken, raw with blood, guts and all. After eating, he stepped down with water from a toilet. Yep, the dude slurped down that toilet water in mouthfuls. Nasty. sad. After that dream, the heavens over his life became brass, the earth beneath his feet, iron. His whole life became a mess. After years of disappointment and profitless labour, he joined a deliverance ministry where he had to undergo deliverance for two consecutive weeks before his destiny was restored.

Eating in the dream can also open the door for satanic invasion. Closer home, my cousin was been plagued by a demonic spirit husband. She said that whenever she prayed really hard, the spirit went on casual leave and she would have some peace, but the moment she eats in the dream, the spirit would come back in full force to harass her .

Whenever we eat in the dream, we should immediately get up, pray and fast to nullify that satanic poison being projected into us. Jesus Christ came to set us free and he who the Lord sets free, is truly free indeed .


Liar!
Computers / Re: PC Turning Off When It's Hot. HELP. by patostation(m): 2:54pm On Dec 03, 2013
Check if the fan is working by placing your hand on the air vent.

Your Processor needs to be checked. It could be that some thermal paste will help moderate the temperature.

It is possible that your OS has gone bad. If that is the case, then you will need go reload or recover the system

These are not jobs for the layman. Contact us at Genius Computech, 07065282004, 08186449001for proper diagnosis.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by patostation(m): 8:33pm On Nov 18, 2013
AIT is showing the match.
Music/Radio / Re: Father 'U' Turn Is Dead by patostation(m): 10:19pm On Nov 17, 2013
geeworld1: R.I.P, jst hope he makes eternity, thats the most important thing


I don't get it, how do they make eternity? Or is eternal life you are talking about?
Politics / Re: The Katsina Lawmaker Who Sent His Children To A Public School by patostation(m): 11:43am On Nov 16, 2013
This man's action is really touching. Reminds me of Jesus Christ washing the feet of his disciples when he was on earth
Politics / Re: The Katsina Lawmaker Who Sent His Children To A Public School by patostation(m): 11:42am On Nov 16, 2013
thisisayus: And how does that affect me? Report to d VC? Tell my mum? U rili taking it personal! U get time! And d next time u put my number on a post!!


This man's action is really touching. Reminds me of Jesus Christ washing the feet of his disciples when he was on earth
Politics / Re: Gov. Chime In Scotland For Son's Graduation | See Photos by patostation(m): 10:40am On Nov 16, 2013
mobuch:
Gov Chime has always being an accomplished lawyer in Enugu before joining politics; apart from being from a wealthy family, his father was a Judge in old Anambra state; those of you who have being to New haven in Enugu, have also heard of Chime avenue, that avenue was named after his father for his numerous contributions to the development of Enugu state.


Yes, we appreciate his daddy's various con-thief-butions to Enugu State in particular, and Nigeria in general. The point is, the political class and government officials are the ones "contributing to the development of Nigeria" and they are the same people that are experiencing personal and family "development" while the rest of us that contribute "nothing" continue to wallow in penury and abject poverty. God dey na poor man prayer!

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Celebrities / Re: Janet Atayero Oluseye Is Dead (Nollywood Actress) by patostation(m): 8:41am On Oct 30, 2013
Akshow: nigerians and their search for sensational supernatural news. What are u insinuating by asking if she was the only wife?


So as to conclude that the other wife is responsible. No be Naija we dey? Where people no dey die unless somebody kill them.
Properties / Re: Demolition Going On At Ojudu/Alagbole For The Ogun Road Project by patostation(m): 3:55pm On Oct 24, 2013
This is government recklessness. Many of these state governments wait until people develop an area before they come in to start demolishing peoples' property worth billions of naira. They will never map out the roads, drainage and walkways until people have used their pension and other hard earned money to build their houses with even government-approved plans. Then the "government in power" will wake up and remember that they will build express roads, housing estates and other things there. Many of the unfortunate landowners will end up not getting compensated. Very sad
Politics / Re: Jang Appoints Son, Others Special Advisers by patostation(m): 2:17pm On Oct 23, 2013
emmysenior: What if his son is capable?

Why do you think it's wrong?

Is it against the Nigerian constitution?

Was it because it's his son?

I just hate sentimental judgements.

DISCLAIMER:

I am not from Jos, and I am not related to the said persons in any way.


It is very wrong for this already controversial governor to put his family member into his cabinet. It is not about sentiment but about ethics and morality. If one is to check round Plateau State, I am sure there will be a thousand and one persons as qualified or even more qualified than Jang's son. Now check how much income from the state meager treasury will flow into the Jang household when millions of families are hungry.

One should always try to live above board. This is unethical. This is selfishness. And this stealing by indirect means.

I too, I am not from Jos.
Health / Re: Have You Encountered The Drain Duck Beggars? by patostation(m): 5:21pm On Oct 22, 2013
Duck Jalopy!

Health / Re: Have You Encountered The Drain Duck Beggars? by patostation(m): 5:17pm On Oct 22, 2013
Oga Sir!

Health / Re: Have You Encountered The Drain Duck Beggars? by patostation(m): 5:11pm On Oct 22, 2013
Hard working managers

Health / Have You Encountered The Drain Duck Beggars? by patostation(m): 5:01pm On Oct 22, 2013
I always wonder whenever I pass by LAWMA and Lagos Ministry of Environment workers doing their job, very nice and honorable job I must say. Each time I see them, my commendation and appreciation always go to Lagos State Government for using these agencies to create employment, keep miscreants off the streets and keep our streets clean.

However, I have noticed that lately, these Lagos employees now resort to begging every passer-by for money, "to buy pure water". My question is, do these workers receive their pay at all and in good time or do they beg to make additional income? Have you encountered the begging Drain Ducks or "Highway Managers"?

Health / Re: 30 Ways To Protect Your Sperm By Prof. Oladapo Ashiru by patostation(m): 11:34am On Oct 19, 2013
In other words, avoid everything and don't eat anything grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Flood In Uyo Despite Drainage System By Julius Berger by patostation(m): 11:28am On Oct 19, 2013
I can see Akpabio's uncommon transformation. I can also see how the Ultra-modern Drainage System is working. Nigerians and their use of mega words
Islam for Muslims / Re: Liz Anjorin Converts To Islam, Changes Name To Aisha by patostation(m): 12:11pm On Oct 18, 2013
Another way of saying she found a husband

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Health / Re: Meet A Dentist by patostation(m): 10:00am On Oct 18, 2013
esperiense: No matter how much antiseptic u use, your mouth become colonised with bacteria again immediately after few mins, its fluoride that offers the neccessary resistance a tooth need against dis bacteria. Since u can't acheive a bacteria free mouth, we need a strong healthy teeth with fluoride to combat d relativelY constant bacterial environment in mouth. Antiseptic pastes r only reccomended as addition in some conditions not as substitutes



But we cannot discount the well-known research findings about the dangers of fluoride that range from cancer, hearth attack and the rest.
Family / Re: HIV-Positive Woman Arrested For Breastfeeding Neighbour’s Baby by patostation(m): 4:06pm On Oct 16, 2013
All the randy men in that area should go and get themselves tested. This lady may have also deliberately infested many of them. My hand no dey o!
Fashion / Re: Corporate Portraits Of White Women With Black Hairstyles.. by patostation(m): 4:02pm On Oct 16, 2013
Younger women would have worn these hair styles better
Career / Re: Tips On How To Stop Being A Digital Slave. by patostation(m): 3:59pm On Oct 16, 2013
I thought the OP wanted to tell us how we can get more browsing megabites for free instead of relying on MTN Hynet.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s 5 Most Humble Celebrities by patostation(m): 7:24am On Oct 16, 2013
If the thread is on popularity, I would include Genevieve and Don Jazzy in the list. But if it's really about humility, they will not smell it.
Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Top Five 5 Favourite Songs At The Moment? by patostation(m): 3:06pm On Oct 12, 2013
Skelewu by Davido
Shole by Sean Tissle
Personally by P.Square
Theory of Everything by Yanni
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Pictures) by patostation(m): 2:50pm On Oct 12, 2013
demmy55: See their head. See as dem carry headset for head finish. Dem go dey form yankee footballers, make dem beta play yankee pattern 2mao o!


Yeye man, na you get ya mouth! Which Yankee pattern you wan make dem play, basketball abi rugby?
Sports / Re: Sunday Mba Vows To Shame Critics by patostation(m): 2:38pm On Oct 12, 2013
phtemie: Truth be told,this dude is gradually losing his steam..His performances of recent have been unimpressive.To me,I think he doesn't measure up to par anymore unlike the nations cup where he performed excellently..



You nko? Your performance de dey excellent everytime in everything you do? Abeg give this patriotic guy a break. We all have good and bad days and that is not enough reason to write us off.

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Sports / Re: Sunday Mba Vows To Shame Critics by patostation(m): 2:28pm On Oct 12, 2013
What I cherish about this guy is his doggedness, determination and fighting spirit. He may not have that finesse of many a midfielder, but you can be sure that he will give his all whenever he has the opportunity to play.

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Career / Re: Did You Recently Quit Your Job For Another One? Let Us Share Experiences by patostation(m): 8:53am On Oct 12, 2013
Thebrightest: Mine was due to stupendously polobocratic and
syntromoniously fowllic issue which caused copious atrocity propagated by an electroencephallographically irreversible impairement which was flabbergastically sarcastic.


Oga Patrick Obiahagbon don join Nairaland so? I just dey wonder.
Travel / Re: Pilots Were Arguing Before Agagu's Plane Crashed - Blackbox by patostation(m): 5:35pm On Oct 11, 2013
kaeyame: Was this pilot on a self suicide pact? How can someone ignore such a warning, knowing that there are no pit-stops in the air?


Me, I tire for some people o!


Probably a Boko-trained pilot.

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