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Religion / Re: Which Is Wrong: From The Christian's Perspective? by patostation(m): 5:25pm On Oct 11, 2013
It will be wrong to say that what Jesus paid was an illegal money. When did tax payment become an illegal payment?

As God's only begotten son, Jesus was not under obligation to pay tax to mere mortals and their temporary governments. But in order not to stumble anyone, and to demonstrate his love for righteousness and obedience to law, he still paid that two drachma head tax.
Politics / Re: Lagosians In Pains Over Unending Road Construction Projects by patostation(m): 9:01pm On Oct 10, 2013
lekanwj: Nigerians are the most difficult to satisfy. Construction,of roads is going on yet they are complaining. We seems to forget where we are coming from. Lagos was a state noted for refuse everywhere n terrible roads. Remember NO PAIN NO GAIN.


I understand the pains some Lagosians go through esp in area where roads are under construction. However, we must remain grateful that somebody is doing something at all. In my area around Ikeja, instead of dwelling on the pains, I imagine what my area will look like when the construction is over. I compare Medical Road of today Medical Road of yesterday, Oba Akran etc. And the standard of the roads is commendable - road dualization, gutters/drainages, street lights, pavements and walkways all at once! Kudos to BRF and his team.

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Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by patostation(m): 8:03pm On Oct 10, 2013
Josiah Emenike Henry Obinna Valentine Ahamefula Harrison:JEHOVAH

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Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by patostation(m): 7:54pm On Oct 10, 2013
Enyinnaya Timothy Humphrey Iduma Opia: Ethiopia
Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by patostation(m): 7:51pm On Oct 10, 2013
Godwin Ebube Johnson: GEJ

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Politics / Re: 21 Killed In Fresh Barkinladi, Plateau Attack by patostation(m): 7:38pm On Oct 10, 2013
See what human life has been reduced to: statistics and numbers.

I ask these 'cannibals' and murderers, does life not have values to you anymore?
Business / Re: Nigerian Naira And Its Value by patostation(m): 8:50am On Oct 10, 2013
At least the Naira is still better than the Zimbabwean Dollar. 1USD = Zim Dollars 5,000; bottle of coke = 0.5 Million Zim Dollars. In Mugabe's Zimbabwe, everyone is a millionaire.

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Sports / Re: Victor Moses Unveiled As Glo Ambassador by patostation(m): 12:32pm On Oct 09, 2013
This guy really knows what he is doing. Not all those yeye Nigerians that refuse to play for their fatherland. Imagine our coaches travelling every now and then without success to beg others to play for Nigeria. In the end those ones end up bigger losers because they never succeed in playing for the National Teams of the countries of their abode, they don't get to play in any World Cup/Nations Cup despite their club success and they never get benefits and satisfaction like Moses is getting.

When their carreer is over and age is no longer on their side, they will return to the same Nigeria to become armchair analysts and game promoters like John Fashanu and his likes.
Career / Re: Graduates: What Has Been Your Experience Getting Jobs? by patostation(m): 10:26am On Oct 08, 2013
iamswizz: To all those Sec.sch students or undergraduates... Pls go and acquire a skill ooo...

Dont say you werent warned by Iamswizz oo


This is the way to go. In as much as I am not going to say that additional education is bad, but as long as Nigeria of today is concerned, it is best to learn a vocation or skill that will automatically grant you entreprenual ability .

For many, their degree certificates have become a curse instead of blessing. As it is, it has a sort of ego or pride attached to it making the graduate not to move forward. Get a job, you can't get; and yet you cannot stoop low to do things that non graduates do - a catch 22 situatiion.

For those not yet in this dilema, my advice is, seek for a vocation you enjoy and train in it after your basic or tehnical education.

For those that insist on supplementary education, choose a course that will bestow capacity for self development even as a student, eg Architecture, Fine Art, Surveying and Geodesy, Law, Medicine, Accountancy just to mention a few.

For those who have "wasted" many years and resources in obtaining supplementary education, and have even become a burden to their parents by spending many more years as job seekers, nothing can be more humiliating and frustrating. Yet, it is never too late to restrategize. Change your outlook and life course and do something for yourself.

For all those who believe that any government will look out for their interest, I wish them goodluck. Protests marches and demonstrations, don't work. Because the Law (Governments) is an ass, permanently deaf. My opinion anyway.

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Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) Chatroom by patostation(m): 10:03pm On Oct 07, 2013
.....where the Nation's potentials do brood in the nest...

My Alma Mater, my Alma Mater
Noble are thy looks and thy ideals
And great art thou, in Science and in Art
In other realms of learning
Thou at all sublime...

Great Lions and Lionesses! Can I hear you shout "Mmhhnn"!

I miss "Abuja", I miss "Lagos", I miss "Love Garden", I miss Room D28 (Manuwa), I miss UNEC.

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by patostation(m): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2013
How about that music video by Tunde Ednut in which he tried to imitate Lil Wayne by singing from inside a bath, covered with water while on suit but in the desert. So useless!

Not to forget May D and his monkey videos.
Music/Radio / Re: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by patostation(m): 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2013
Take banana till go, Chop banana till you quench, take banana till you, take banana till, take banana....X 20.

Such a nonsensical, repetetive, meaningless and boring song from D' Prince.

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Religion / Re: Created Or Evolved? by patostation(m): 11:37am On Oct 05, 2013
How about this computer, does it have a designer?

Religion / Re: Created Or Evolved? by patostation(m): 11:27am On Oct 05, 2013
Is this symmetry by chance?

Religion / Re: Created Or Evolved? by patostation(m): 11:25am On Oct 05, 2013
Did you notice the design on its back? Did that come by Big Bang?

Religion / Re: Created Or Evolved? by patostation(m): 11:22am On Oct 05, 2013
Take a look at the Praying Mantis.

Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 4:32am On Oct 05, 2013
booqee: GOD forgive me but some of these Jehovah witness can really get on ur nerves. Thank God they escaped it tho



Why are you asking God to forgive you? Could it be that you are so wrong. Do you know what it really means to be a Christian? Do you know the work of a Christian? Anyway, I think God will forgive you.

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 4:23am On Oct 05, 2013
edge2: Don't blame the man, witnesses can be so parasitic



See this one! Does he even know the meaning of the word 'parasite'? Does any Jehovah's Witness live off you? If none of them feeds on or from you, then you don't seem to know what you saying. Think before commenting.

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 10:03pm On Oct 04, 2013
Mekanus: If i had a 'gun' i would have done so to most of these religitads in naija. I wonder if to accept this their so called christ na by force


Making disciples as Jesus instructed is never by force but by persuasion. Abi has any Witness of Jehovah ever pulled a gun at you to follow Jesus? If they have never forced you, why are you making fuss out of nothing?

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 6:46pm On Oct 04, 2013
Lilimax: There is nothing wrong in calling God Jehova. It is one his numerous name.
but I still have my reservations about them sad



Yes you do. That's exactly how some people felt about Jesus and his disciples in the first century. Acts 28:21,22 says, They said to him: “Neither have we received letters concerning you from Ju·de′a, nor has anyone of the brothers that has arrived reported or spoken anything wicked about you. But we think it proper to hear from you what your thoughts are, for truly as regards this sect it is known to us that everywhere it is spoken against.”

So they brought them and stood them in the San′he·drin hall. And the high priest questioned them and said: “We positively ordered YOU not to keep teaching upon the basis of this name, and yet, look! YOU have filled Jerusalem with YOUR teaching, and YOU are determined to bring the blood of this man upon us.”  In answer Peter and the [other] apostles said: “We must obey God as ruler rather than men. The God of our forefathers raised up Jesus, whom YOU slew, hanging him upon a stake. God exalted this one as Chief Agent and Savior to his right hand, to give repentance to Israel and forgiveness of sins. And we are witnesses of these matters, and so is the holy spirit, which God has given to those obeying him as ruler.”

When they heard this, they felt deeply cut and were wanting to do away with them. But a certain man rose in the San′he·drin, a Pharisee named Ga·ma′li·el, a Law teacher esteemed by all the people, and gave the command to put the men outside for a little while. And he said to them: “Men of Israel, pay attention to yourselves as to what YOU intend to do respecting these men. For instance, before these days Theu′das rose, saying he himself was somebody, and a number of men, about four hundred, joined his party. But he was done away with, and all those who were obeying him were dispersed and came to nothing. After him Judas the Gal·i·le′an rose in the days of the registration, and he drew off people after him. And yet that man perished, and all those who were obeying him were scattered abroad. And so, under the present circumstances, I say to YOU, Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown;  but if it is from God, YOU will not be able to overthrow themwink otherwise, YOU may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.” At this they gave heed to him, and they summoned the apostles, flogged them, and ordered them to stop speaking upon the basis of Jesus’ name, and let them go. Acts 5:27-40

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 6:32pm On Oct 04, 2013
shevi4mb: Jehova witness will locate you, even if you'r living in the thickest mangroove forest...ℓ☺ℓ
Sincerely speaking, i also feel like shooting @ em smtymz


You sound like your father. Don't guess for too long, just check your Bible at John 8:44 -47 "YOU are from YOUR father the Devil, and YOU wish to do the desires of YOUR father. That one was a manslayer when he began, and he did not stand fast in the truth, because truth is not in him. When he speaks the lie, he speaks according to his own disposition, because he is a liar and the father of [the lie].  Because I, on the other hand, tell the truth, YOU do not believe me. Who of YOU convicts me of sin? If I speak truth, why is it YOU do not believe me? He that is from God listens to the sayings of God. This is why YOU do not listen, because YOU are not from God.”

The children of God and the children of the Devil are evident by this fact: Everyone who does not carry on righteousness does not originate with God, neither does he who does not love his brother.  For this is the message which YOU have heard from [the] beginning, that we should have love for one another; not like Cain, who originated with the wicked one and slaughtered his brother. And for the sake of what did he slaughter him? Because his own works were wicked, but those of his brother [were] righteous. 1 Jn 3:10-12

Jehovah's Witnesses come to you against all odds because of the love they have for you. The earlier you know this the better for you.

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 6:21pm On Oct 04, 2013
oluamid: For the past 1 month, I've been having visits from different groups of Jehovah Witnesses. They knock your door, tell you they are asking of your neighbour and when you tell them you don't know his whereabouts, they start.

JW1: Please my brother, can you give me 5 minutes of your time?

Me: I'm sorry, I'm a little busy at the mo.......

JW2: (cuts in) we just want to ask you this question. What do you think is the cause of all the bad things currently happening in this world?

Me: Like I told you, I'm a little busy maybe.......

JW1: (cuts in) You see my brother, this world we are currently in is not the kind of world that Jehovah intended for us. Man has deviated from Jehovah's original plan and that is why we are currently experiencing this hardship. Take for example the issue of Boko Haram.......(speaks for about 3 minutes enumerating several disasters and grim situations and ending with)......Lets just see what the Bible says about when and how all these things will come to an end. Can you quickly open your Bible to (names a Bible passage) and read for us?

Me: (almost pleading) I'm not with my Bible and.....

JW2: (pushing Bible almost to my nose) You can read from my own. Here (points to passage), please read it.
.......................................................

I end up listening to their messages, collect numerous Awake and Watchtower magazines, part with some money (voluntary contribution), and give them my name and phone number. When they finally leave they promise to check on me in order to study the Bible with me (as if I can't study the Bible on my own) the next weekend.

I have been having these visits from different Jehovah Witness groups for the past one month. Its very annoying.








When God's angels were literally dragging Lot and his family out of Sodom, it must have seemed annoying to lot. Also when God asked Noah to build an Ark to save those who will care to enter, it must have seemed a form of disturbance to them. But in the end, these ones were saved from the impending danger of the time.

A bigger disaster is near at hand and you are talking about getting annoyed. Those fellows are trying to assist you in the race for life but you cannot figure it now. By doing this work, they will save both themselves and those who listen to them (1 Timothy 4:16).

As for the great tribulation that our Lord Jesus spoke about, check this out: "..for then there will be great tribulation such as has not occurred since the world’s beginning until now, no, nor will occur again.  In fact, unless those days were cut short, no flesh would be saved; but on account of the chosen ones those days will be cut short".  “Concerning that day and hour nobody knows, neither the angels of the heavens nor the Son, but only the Father. For just as the days of Noah were, so the presence of the Son of man will be.  For as they were in those days before the flood, eating and drinking, men marrying and women being given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark; and they took no note until the flood came and swept them all away, so the presence of the Son of man will be" Mt. 24:21-38


Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 6:06pm On Oct 04, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: You've been unbanned.congrats.
@Question:My money of course doesn't even make up a quarter of 1% of what they need to finance their project.reread my post,get me right,it's not the money that is the problem,but their persistence every sunday.they keep coming.I know when you intend bringing someone to Christ you follow up,I never came off as someone without Christ to them.We had communications as fellow christians.Why did they have to keep coming every sunday to my place when they can as well take those publications to someone who hasn't met Christ at all.seems to be,they've found an avenue to get money for their publications rather than moving on to find new converts.Don't attack blindly.

Honestly, you don't speak like someone who "has met Christ". You know what Jesus said his food is? Meanwhile the disciples were urging him, saying: “Rabbi, eat.” But he said to them: “I have food to eat of which YOU do not know.”  Therefore the disciples began saying to one another: “No one has brought him anything to eat, has he?”  Jesus said to them: “My food is for me to do the will of him that sent me and to finish his work. Jn. 4:31-34. If you have "met Christ', you will be happy to listen to the Great Teacher always. Not only that, you will move on to Christian maturity. And most important, you will be anointed with holy spirit to do the work Jesus did - preaching the good news about God's kingdom. "YOU will receive power when the holy spirit arrives upon YOU, and YOU will be witnesses of me (Jesus) both in Jerusalem and in all Ju·de′a and Sa·mar′i·a and to the most distant part of the earth (including your little street)". Acts 1:8

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 5:27pm On Oct 04, 2013
crackhaus: Witnesses always think they have a right to walk up to your door without an invitation, then they make you feel guilty for turning them away.
They even go as far as making you feel worse (if you give an audience) for not offering money as compensation for the 'supposedly free' bulletins #Whada'hell?

Damnn, I know I've had my fill of those Kingdom folks, I can only imagine what that man must have felt.

You quite wrong there. Not a few students will attest to the various benefits they have got from the Magazines given out by the Witnesses, especially, the Awake magazine. All sorts of subjects that assist students and others in their research work can be found there. The Witnesses give out these specially prepared publications without any charge. It is only those who are appreciative of the Worldwide Work carried out by the Witnesses that make voluntary contributions, which could be any amount the person chooses (from N1 and above). The Witnesses will also leave their magazines for those who REALLY wish to read them.

As at now, you can read the magazines online from your phone.

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 5:14pm On Oct 04, 2013
prince_onx: Just slot in some porn movie and increase the volume very loud!
Thank me later if this work for you cux it did for me back in the days!
Those people no dey take no for answer!

How come a decent "Christian" like you will slot in an indecent movie just because you do not wish to listen to the good news of something better. Just as Jesus said, "Father forgive them for they know not what they are doing".

If, now, the good news we declare is in fact veiled, it is veiled among those who are perishing, among whom the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, that the illumination of the glorious good news about the Christ, who is the image of God, might not shine through.  For we are preaching, not ourselves, but Christ Jesus as Lord, and ourselves as YOUR slaves for Jesus’ sake. 6 For God is he who said: “Let the light shine out of darkness,” and he has shone on our hearts to illuminate [them] with the glorious knowledge of God by the face of Christ. 2 cor 4:4-6

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2013
50calibre:

Heresy not hearsay, and yes I prove their doctrine to be nothing but heresy.

Iv come across a few witnesses quoting from a kind of bible, where book like Isaiah is called Messiah, God is Jehovah, anyways I'm not too sure of this, whatever book or publication they bring ( that isnt the bible i know, or in conformity with the bible i know ) to use, I use against them.

As for the heresies, they are many, starting from inheriting the earth, to the 144 thousand, to not accepting Jesus as God, not praying to Jesus, they are many!

Correct me if I'm wrong!!


I am not very sure you believe what the Bible says. From your comment you don't even seem to understand which bible book is which. But if you are patient and humble, just ask them to show you what they are saying FROM YOUR OWN BIBLE since they have "a kind of bible". Not believing the bible is one thing, and not believing it because it is preached by Jehovah's Witnesses is quite another.

For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires  and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 2 Pet 3:3,4
Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by patostation(m): 4:59pm On Oct 04, 2013
Danhumprey: LMAO @ "get lost" and "get me my 9". Some Jehovah Witnesses tend to believe that they must preach to somebody,no matter what. They can be so irritating at times. angry


For the Scripture says: “None that rests his faith on him will be disappointed.”  For there is no distinction between Jew and Greek, for there is the same Lord over all, who is rich to all those calling upon him.  For “everyone who calls on the name of Jehovah will be saved.” However, how will they call on him in whom they have not put faith? How, in turn, will they put faith in him of whom they have not heard? How, in turn, will they hear without someone to preach?  How, in turn, will they preach unless they have been sent forth? Rom 10: 11-15

 But in reply he (Jesus) said: “I tell YOU, If these (Jehovah's Witnesses) remained silent, the stones would cry out. Luke 19:40

And Jesus approached and spoke to them, saying: “All authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth.  Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit,  teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU. And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.” Mt 28:19,20

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Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by patostation(m): 2:12pm On Oct 03, 2013
OsunOriginal: Our "yahoo yahoo" pastors didn't see this.


Are you kidding me? Pastor TB saw it of course. He said something was gonna happen in there days. And that was on the day of Jim Iyke's "deliverance".
Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by patostation(m): 2:05pm On Oct 03, 2013
otokx: Why don't they use the roads?


Trust the politicians. While ruling us they fly. After their tenure they continue to fly. When they die, they still fly; even if the journey is just 5 km. No wonder they leave the roads unattended because whether in life or in death, they will never pass there.

Sometimes I pity them. Look at it now, some family members, friends and well wishers will have to die for escorting "an important corpse". Too bad.
Travel / Female Undergraduate Regains Freedom After Being In Captivity For 3 Years. by patostation(m): 8:07am On Oct 03, 2013
A 300-level female undergraduate in one of the universities in Lagos yesterday breathed an air of freedom when she was rescued by security operatives in Ogun State after being held by her abductors for three years. In a scenario reminiscent of the Ariel Castro case in USA, where three women were held captive for several years, the victim got impregnated by her captors and now has a baby.

Police operatives stormed the house belonging to the parents of one of the kidnappers and freed the victim. Details are still unfolding.

Culled from Channels TV.
Religion / Re: The Distorted Message Of Grace That We Preach by patostation(m): 9:07am On Oct 02, 2013
Na waah for, Christendom people! So so theology and little christianity. Plenty plenty dogma but little gospel. In the words of Jesus at Mt. 23:1-39 these are all "blind guides", "pharisees", "hypocrites", "over- sabi scribes" who scrupulously concentrate on irrelevancies while neglecting the more important matters. How do I enter this argument
Politics / Re: Borno Trains 800 Youths For Civilian JTF by patostation(m): 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2013
These youths would have done better without uniform which will set them up as "sitting ducks" and easy targets of the Boko boys. Without uniform, they will be invincible and will easily report the activities of the terrorists.

I fear for their lives now.

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