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Health / Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by patostation(m): 2:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
irunooboo:
She no sabi fucck cheesy there is a trick involved in handling big dicks. I'm a Pro in that area back when i was in the world lipsrsealed

Where you dey now?

As for the lady in need, I have heard people talk of Alum but I don't know how effective it is.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Tweet About Babymamas 5Years Ago by patostation(m): 6:01am On Jan 01, 2016
Nigerians are now glamorizing immorality and irresponsibility in the name of 'Baby Mama' and 'Baby Daddy'. This is crazy.
Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego At Miss World Talent Show In China(photos) by patostation(m): 6:41pm On Dec 14, 2015
Can someone please find her something to eat?
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Notorious Armed Robbers In Port Harcourt (pic) by patostation(m): 9:20am On Dec 14, 2015
obinho3:
Do you know what is notorious. This guys no notorious at all. You might have said hungry armed rubber and I will understand. grin sad


Thank you jare. How can these frail and simple looking guys be called "notorious"? These guys are probably innocent, just used as the normal scapegoat showcase, to make the higher authorities happy.

When we see notorious robbers, we will know.

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Wraps Melvin Oduah In Between Her Thighs As They Frolick In The Pool by patostation(m): 11:01am On Dec 05, 2015
kilokeys:
And u expect that head to prosper? cry



Na head dey prosper abi na person dey prosper?
Science/Technology / Re: Top 10 Most Mysterious Planets (known) In The Observable Universe by patostation(m): 4:17pm On Dec 03, 2015
This is really interesting, engrossing, educative and revealing. Jehovah is awesome.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Pope Dropping Dope Punchlines In Africa by patostation(m): 4:46pm On Dec 02, 2015
Hey ya niggas, My name is F.R. for Francis, Am no John, Neither am I Paul, I visit all niggas, And welcome dem gays; Since am no Christ, So who am I to judge? With my Catholic Rosary, To save dem lost souls, I waive d black incence, And give them communion, Which I declare holy, Cos am infallible, Just like a god. Better b'lieve me, Yo, Am jus like rock.

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Jokes Etc / Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by patostation(m): 6:48am On Dec 02, 2015
iyke926:
I go fast for 41 days... God fit reconsider my matter.



How many days does it take to get to heaven?
Sports / Re: Etim Esin Acquires 2015 Range Rover(photos) by patostation(m): 7:16am On Nov 26, 2015
That word "acquired" sounds like "borrowed" in this case. Good for him sha
Politics / Re: New Photo Of Patience Jonathan by patostation(m): 3:44pm On Nov 24, 2015
SlyCharlie:
does the op know the meaning of STUNS angry undecided



No be only stun, na sting

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Business / Re: 3 Banks Get June 2016 Recapitalisation Deadline by patostation(m): 12:50pm On Nov 23, 2015
Beesluv:
Hmmm, which banks abeg?
Dem don use style mention the banks for you and you still dey ask quession

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Religion / Re: Ghana Millionaire Says He Does Not Pay Tithe by patostation(m): 3:33pm On Nov 21, 2015
naijapips02:
The modern Tithe is not Biblical. It's actually endtime tithe.

Unfortunately but certainly so. Tithe is the trap used by endtime 'men of God' to scam unsuspecting and gullible laity of their cash. They make you believe that without payment of tihe, you are hell bound which is a lie
Religion / Re: How Do I Reconcile With My Parents? by patostation(m): 3:11pm On Nov 21, 2015
StPete:
Rather than throw ur modified faith into the faces of your parents, why didn't you practice your new faith in your privacy and then do their thing when you visit them. Afterall, all Christians are one and the same no matter the denomination. There are quite a lot I hav to say about ur change of faith but that would be for another day.


So you wish to turn him into a hypocrite? And point of correction, all Christians are not one and the same. There are professed "Christians" and true Christians so free the guy

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Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Predicted The Paris Terrorist Attack" by patostation(m): 8:36pm On Nov 14, 2015
Tunami:
i dnt see any reason why someone will be prophesying abt doom nearly all the time.



That's what we call 'Prophet of Doom' in my area
Sports / Re: Nigeria U-17 Eaglets Set For Tomorrow's Match (photos) by patostation(m): 7:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
Jblessing:
pls I want a link where I can stream it



You are already linked to the stream so start streaming it. grin
Jblessing:
pls I want a link where I can stream it



You are already linked to the stream so start streaming it.
TV/Movies / Re: NTA Presenter Applies Makeup Live On Air (Photos) by patostation(m): 7:25pm On Oct 29, 2015
IlekeHD:

They're the jewish flat.heads in Lagos

And you are part of the oblong head clan, abi?
Religion / Re: Pastors And Alfa Asked Me To Bring Money For Deliverance-i'm Tired by patostation(m): 2:24pm On Oct 29, 2015
Learn from the Scriptures at Jeremiah 5:26-30. Meditate on who the Bible calls 'wicked men'. Check out the traps they set and those who enter those traps. Consider how they become rich. Then get some sense.


26 For among my people are found wicked men: they watch, as fowlers lie in wait; they set a trap, they catch men.

27 As a cage is full of birds, so are their houses full of deceit: therefore they are become great, and waxed rich.

28 They are waxed fat, they shine: yea, they overpass in deeds of wickedness; they plead not the cause, the cause of the fatherless, that they may prosper; and the right of the needy do they not judge.

29 Shall I not visit for these things? saith Jehovah; shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this?

30 A wonderful and horrible thing is come to pass in the land: 31 the prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?
Politics / Re: Profile Of Okechukwu Enelamah - Ministerial Nominee For Abia State by patostation(m): 6:37pm On Oct 13, 2015
Ride on Great Lion. Use your office restore the dignity of man!
Politics / Re: Lol Caption This Photo Of Patience Jonathan And Rotimi Amaechi! by patostation(m): 7:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
O-Y-O! On your own!
Politics / Re: Yuguda, Abubakar, Gidado In Missing Aircraft As It Lands In Nigeria (Photo) by patostation(m): 3:27pm On Sep 18, 2015
Congregation of Mallams! Alajenna Express. Vrooom!!! Get the virgins ready.

Just a joke
Politics / Re: Buhari Moves To Close Unessential Nigerian Foreign Missions by patostation(m): 6:54pm On Sep 08, 2015
Eneze1:
Good move, though there seems to be a down side to this review. There's practically no country in the world where we don't have Nigerians living and closing foreign missions in such country might be a little detrimental



A simple way to get round that is to have an embassy servicing a group of related countries. Many of the so-called embassies are not even doing anything meaningful for Nigerians in those countries.
Politics / Re: Buhari Withdraws Diplomatic, Official Passports From Ex- Governors by patostation(m): 8:33am On Sep 08, 2015
ibadantiti:
This man Buhari just de play to the gallery.

Create job for the mass.that is what Nigeria want to see or hear.




So you can't read between the lines and see that all the policies being implemented will impact positively on all aspects of the economy. If I must spell it out, blocking all the leakages and loopholes will translate to more resources for capital projects, employment, health, etc. So fara bale!
Business / Re: People Wearing White Take Over Ikeja, Shops Locked, Streets Deserted (Photo) by patostation(m): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2015
idolda:
That's not oro, females are not allowed during oro rituals or festivals they look like those involved in Osun osogbo festival


Off point! World Ogboni Day things.
Family / Re: My Neighbour And His Fiancee by patostation(m): 12:18pm On Aug 18, 2015
Kenzico:
I still don't get it, what can she be suffering 4rm?




Painful menstruation. For some ladies, it could be hell while for others it is just an inconvenience
Nairaland / General / Re: Keke NAPEP Driving On Pedestrain Bridge In Lagos by patostation(m): 6:50am On Aug 18, 2015
DeltahArmy:
We keep complaining about bad and corrupt leaders but as citizens, what are we doing to make the country better for all. Just imagine that nincompoop driving his yeye keke on a pedestrian bridge and unah say this country go better with people like that fool. smh!!



No cause for alarm. In the present circumstance, we may choose to change the bridge's nomenclature from pedestrian to 'kekedestrian' bridge. O tan!
Politics / Re: Buhari Accepts NCS Boss’ Resignation by patostation(m): 7:39pm On Aug 17, 2015
hemartins:
voluntary resignation. Maybe he is trying to avoid something.



No mind them. Young blood indeed! After person don chop chop finish, e go say he wan resign for young blood. Na now he know say young blood dey.

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Politics / Re: ‘Dead’ Man Gives Witness At Delta Tribunal by patostation(m): 6:18pm On Aug 12, 2015
Warri dey carry last?
Education / Re: Photo:Toilet In UNIPORT Hostel (graphic Images). by patostation(m): 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2015
Jamaticulus:
Hehehe...con see toilet for AKINDEKO Hall(Animal Kingdom), FUTA. Dem dey pile sh*t on top one another. U go dey see layers of Sh*t




You guys ain't seen nothing yet. I have seen a uni where porters use pestle to pound poo into the west central (wc) down the broken sewer pipes. The next student usually climbs on top the wc to top-up the 'shi.t mountain'. In such hostels, the cleaning porters will always put up a frown when they see students come out of the toilet. Generation next of 'civilized' Nigerians!
Crime / Re: Man Abducts And Rapes Neighbour 14years Old Girl For 3 Days by patostation(m): 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2015
IYADARA:
Sehh d raped girl No shout ....abi he covered her mouth?


Thank you jare! You are thinking in the right direction. That man was apparently having an unlawful sexual affair with the minor. It happened that the day the bubble burst and the parent started tracing the girl's whereabout, it was impossible for her to come out from his room (possibly they laid an ambush). He then hid her for days. So the only way her parents can get at the bad guy is to charge him for abduction and rape.


I suspect full consent undecided
Crime / Re: Oluwaseun Adenubi Steals UK Woman's Identity To Live On Social Security (Pics) by patostation(m): 2:55pm On Aug 11, 2015
sureguy02:
Hmmm

Greed


It goes even beyond greed. These are the British citizens of tomorrow, by hook and by crook. The baby has become one automatically. Smart Nigerians!
Family / Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by patostation(m): 7:20am On Aug 01, 2015
It happened to me before. I was living in a one room apartment then. One of my distant cousins was living with me and going to work From my house. She used to leave earlier and one morning after having her bath, she tied her small towel on her breast but the towel barely covered her waist. As she pretended to rub her cream, she virtually opened her whole bum-bum and womanhood in my face.It was God that helped me think straight that day.
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Cameroon After Failed Suicide Attempt (photos) by patostation(m): 3:53pm On Jul 31, 2015
Zonacom:

Don't be quick to judge her bro. Findings have shown that most of those female bombers don't act out of their own free will. Black magic at work


That aside, someone like this should be pitied. For one, she doesn't know what she is doing. Second, she was probably kidnapped, raped, brainwashed, threatened, dehumanized and dispatched to die with others. If she had a choice and chance, would she do this? Let them isolate and defrief her. With proper 'care', her story could change. Who knows?

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