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fryo4life: Did you guys know the number of candidates that wrote the punch aptitude test on saturday and how many graduate punch will employ in its trainee. i heard punch pays good salary.

According to your earlier post, 'few people have been called for the test', and you happen to be one those who were called. Going by this; Shouldn't you kno the answers to ur questions? E.g; how many of U were thr @d test venue? and thr ul have ur 1st ansa. . . Unless U were lying b4

fryo4life: Guys, do you have an idea of how many candidates that wrote the punch aptitude test and how many graduate punch will employ in its trainee.

Didn't you claim to have been called for the same test? Why are you now asking JAMB question from those who didn't participate?

#The post b4 this says you did!

Pk001: Why don't you talk to Ameachi and the Five northern Governors?

Oh! Do you now mean to say 5 Governors voted for Amaechi and not the 19 that helped him defeat the Senile Old Hag Called Jonah Jang!?!??!!

Are you people thinking at all!!!!!

Didn't Amaechi win the election? Goosshhhhhh!

Alxmyr: The truth of the matter is that Amaechi and his co-travellers are being reduce to dustbin of history.
Since the controversial election, Amaechi could not summon a meeting of the forum. This is the third meeting summoned by Gov. Jang.
If you take a careful look at the agenda of the meeting, the decisions to be taken at the meeting will have a far reaching impact on the nation. And might decide the direction in which constitution amendment will go. The major hurdle will be the ability of the Forum to have at least 23 state governors in the meeting. Whatever decision they take will determine the direction of the amendment will go. Unfortunately for Amaechi, his state does not have a say in this amendment, Rivers State Assembly's position is National Assembly position.

To you its not important that the Jang NGF that is Jangling shamelessly around is illegitimate. They have 'good agenda' ba?

Are they also goin to enforce their resolutions? OH! I forgot, the NGFs word is law init? Especially a 'United' one as theirs. . .

Alainironu ni E!

Pk001: Your are big liar! Have you being to Plateau State Before?
Massive Developments are going on especially in Road constructions and Jos is very Peaceful now,apart from isolated cases of clashes in few remote villages.

As for me, this meeting looks more organised than that Kangaroo one Ameachi was planning to organise the other time but never held it till date.

Governors forum is a forum for Governors. Whether they are 16 or 19 it doesn't make any difference as far as they meet to make Positive Imapact. It didn't say "All Governors Forum". So it is not compulsary for Ameachi and the five northern governors that have no work to do than spending tax payers touring the 36 states.

Who is this PDP sponsored slow poke?

How shamless can Nigerians gets? Is your brain functioning at all?

16 over 19 and your waste bin of a mouth can still talk? I weep for your household. . .

I know people who applied and I think the gist about some being called for test or watevr is kinda false. . .

Former NSA contractor Edward Snowden left
Moscow’s Sheremetyevo airport on Thursday after
Russia granted him refugee status, ending more
than a month in limbo in the transit area during
which he had his application for asylum turned
down by several countries, while some countries
showed readiness to receive him.

A lawyer who has been assisting Snowden said the young American, who is wanted in the U.S. for leaking details of secret government intelligence programmes, had left the airport for a secure location which would remain secret.

“Edward Snowden has successfully acquired
refugee status in Russia,” the anti-secrecy organisation WikiLeaks, which is also assisting
Snowden, confirmed on Twitter.

His lawyer, Anatoly Kucherena, told state television: “I have just seen him off. He has left for
a secure location because Security is a very serious matter for him.”

30-year-old Snowden arrived in Moscow from
Hong Kong on June 23 after leaking serious US
spy documents which made his country declare
him wanted for espionage.

He had hoped to fly to Latin America, where three
countries have offered to give him shelter, but was
concerned that the U.S. would prevent him from
reaching his destination.

Snowden’s case has caused new strains in relations between Russia and the U.S. which
wants him extradited to face espionage charges.

Source: Information Nigeria

thrugemaster: after all amechi's mouth about the police, it is the same policemen that are guarding him

Amusu!!! Is it OPC that should be guarding him instead?

LAWMA, Pack Clothes? Uhhhmmm. . . Me I can't settle fight Ooo

The state Commissioner for Environment, Mr Tunji
Bello, yesterday after the monthly sanitation
exercise said, the State Government will seal up any building where residents display their clothes
outside indiscriminately.

According to him, spreading of washed clothes on
fences, frontage of buildings and bridge railings
have become the norm in some parts of the state and the practice constitutes a nuisance to the
environment. Tough actions would be taken against
erring persons. Houses where compound residents
also hang their clothes outside will be sealed, Mr
Bello concluded.

LAWMA officials have also been directed to pack
those clothes as refuse wherever they see them.

www.pakurumo.com/2013/07/lagos-state-government-will-seal-your.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=1

To those claiming Joseph was a 90 year old 'pedophile' who married a 12/14 Year old Teenage Mary, kindly see how "intelligent, full of logic, and incredible reasoning" you truly are.

If Joseph was 90 and Mary was 12, then Joseph would be something 92 years when Jesus was born, right?

Now, Its a known fact that King Herod was after the new born baby for which reason he (Jesus) was taken to Egypt. In essence, a 92/93 year old Joseph was cris-crossing the middle east, running for dear life with a teenage bride and an infant? Let's agree that was Adrenaline in action. I'll still take that with a pinch of salt.

Now, when Jesus clocked 12, he was taken to the temple for dedication. Joseph, Mary and Jesus traveled from Nazareth to Jerusalem for this purpose; we're talking several kilometers here.
By this time, Joseph would have been at least 104/105 years old. So are your sources trying to suggest with the foregoing logic that; a 104 Joseph trekked all the way to Jerusalem for the dedication of his 12 year old Jesus?

Furthermore, Joseph mentored Jesus to become a carpenter. At what age did this mentoring start?
Let's assume it was even when Jesus was 12 years old. That would mean a 104/105 year old man mentored teenage Jesus for several years before Jesus started his ministry at age 30, at which time Joseph would have been 142 years old at least.

Does any of this make sense even to all those promoting the Teenage Mary. . . Old Man Joseph theory? Would someone with the most basic brain reasoning capabilities lack so much logic as evident by this laughable so-called 'FACT'?

Logic my friends. Logic!

Do not let loyalty to your supposed religion cloud your brain's basic function of reasoning. . .

Lest I forget, we know the potential pedophiles, and they kno emselves. So until you can go back to your mockery worthy archives and dig up more rubbish; Joseph is hereby acquitted of the charge he was a pedophile.

*Case Dismissed. . . We're adjourned!*

deletrue: You can evaluate this. Place Falana and Soyinka side by side on the attack of PEJ. Falana ended his attack having observed that a reasonable individual is expected to do so at the right time. On the second hand, Soyinka continued until he (Soyinka ) was completely messed up, until every nigerian became aware that this old man is one of the greatest disappointments. Do you know that I was not aware that he is living without a wife? A situation I will describe as worthless. Now consider Chief Clark who realises his faults within the shortest possible time and say to nigerian that he very sorry for his comments, who would you consider as a reasonable individual?
Am sure I have done well for educating people without brain in this forum.

You've only educated your kind. . . NANsense!!!

Lexusgs: Stolen Resources laundered into Real Estates !!!!!

Shut UP! I say, SHUUT UP!!! . . . Nonsense.

Stole resources stolen resources stolen resources. . . Why can't u goan steal ya own? Ur mates are making it ya hia spewing nonsense.

U tink its ery1 dt attained success aftr gettin 'dirty'? Infact don't respond, stil; SHUUUT that ur mouth! Shut UP dia! Nonsense! Tssshhhhh

Let's keep our fingers crossed and hope sharing all these things during the eventual divorce won't cause serious 'gbege'

Contact me for forms and application enquiry in becoming Davido's 'New Queen' to spend his money with.

Music Sensation, Davido
has declared he is single and looking for a lady
to spend his money with.

It went viral not long ago that the “Omo Baba Olowo” crooner was dating Nish Kards but it seems the relationship has ended (as some gossipers and Naira Landers predicted).

Nairalanders will recall there was a recent contest on the forum where members rated and compared Davido and Wizkid's girlfriends.

A recent post of the artiste on his twitter shows
that the relationship with the Ghanaian mulatto
(mixed race) no longer exists.

Davido's post of 21 July reads:"I'm a young nigga
living the single life---need a queen to share all this
money with...”

The young chap who just had his Twitter account verified, is also rumoured to have acquired a Mercedes Benz G-Class, worth between $112,168 – $134,327 – though he is yet to take delivery of it.

Well, seems a lady is urgently needed to come enjoy (@least) the new ride with him like he has announced.

NwaMazi Izuogu: its painful that you are advertising ur ignorance on public domain. What do you know about logic that will make you to nearly kill somebody. Assuming you came back one and you saw ur mum battered by acid and when u enquire,it was a man who she refused to sex her did that,will agree with your logic when the man said that ur mum insulted him ?

Ur comment is the dumbest I've read on NL in a week. . . Please whn U wanna counter someone, don't make yasef luk sordidly dumb

Btw, same applies to al those claiming Lloyd shud be charged wit attempted murder; the silliest are those saying Murder! Let's even assume none of you is intelligent enough to kno what 'attempted murder' is under Nigerian law, @least some of you watch 'obodo Oyinbo' films don't U? Or do y'al watch nollywood ontop ur terrible intellects?

sexyboocalher: Wot if dey play 2face's song?

LWKMD . . . Looolll

The general disposition of Nigerians towards gay rights is what made it a bad law. Nigerians DID NOT want it and the senate knew better than do against 'the people's' wishes. . .

The people don't want it = Bad law. That simple

Lordave: of course the northerners are volatile but they should know that no group has monopoly of violence not even the Iraqis.

But for your lame mind, South South has monopoly over violence abi? We shall all see when the chips are down. . .

Mind you; hope you're aware the West will not support you if the North declares war on Ur 'ever-losing' arses for the stupidity of some Rivers thugs y'al are defending. . .

Foreword: Senator Ahmed Sanni Yerima has
stated he will not respect any law that
contravenes his religious beliefs. I suppose
rational minds can only but wonder how then he’s
serving as a Senator of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria if he can decide which law to obey and
which one to ignore.

Senator Ahmed Sanni Yerima threw so many
tantrums on the Senate floor last week, so much
the Senate President, David Mark, for fear of a
possible upheaval, called for a 2nd vote (albeit
unusual an initial vote had cleared the bill to be
deleted). The 2nd round of vote which came
about as a result of Senator Yerima’s arguments
on the grounds of religion – Islam – had 35 other
senators queuing up behind him. With 60 against,
the needed 2/3 majority could not be secured as
was earlier achieved.

Which bill are we even talking about? It’s none
other than the now infamous “Child Marriage”
Bill. The bill, though originally borders on
citizenship, has a callous provision under which
ANY girl can be married off at any tender age
before 18.

When a law is made solely on the premise of
religious rights as claimed by Senator Yerima and
his 35 supporting senators, then there is perhaps
no reason Not To pass a law made on the premise
of human rights as well. Cue in; gay rights.

Let’s pause here and revisit the religious angle.
Nigeria is a secular state. This means our
lawmaking is guided by healthy consideration of
all variables at play; religious, cultural, social,
economic but most importantly; common sense,
which is by the way not so common. This
probably explains the condition of Nigeria today;
lack of common sense, coupled with excess
hypocrisy.

As a secular state, Nigeria has to strike a balance
between different variables before making a law.
Consequently, our lawmaking should be based on
conscience to enact laws that APPLY to the
generality or majority of Nigerians as at the time
the law is being made.

NB: that it worked in the 60s or worse still, for
our ancestors should not be a yard stick in
today’s setting; rather the unique situations
surrounding today’s existence.

If we as Nigerians want to start making laws
based on religion, then our constitution can as
well be set aside. We can then turn the Quran/
Bible into our constitution. But then, we can be
rest assured we will suffer worse fate at the hand
of majority of our so-called religious leaders who
will translate purely on self-serving basis.

Back to religious and human rights. If this law is
passed and the female child can marry and get
intimate as it were, then respecting human rights
to association and freedom of expression as per
gay rights will also have to be granted. After all,
it’s no longer about common sense and general
societal acceptance in Nigerian law making.

Added to this, the government is crying out more
by every passing day that it’s under intense
pressure from the international community to
pass such an alien law as gay rights.

This is the interesting part, because the female
child will no longer be the victim but the male
child will as well be at risk.

The result; just as the 6 year old girl can marry
and get intimate, same can, and will apply to your
6 year old boy; this on the premise that gay rights
are granted and the laws reviewed to address
gender-age equality. What is good for the geese is
also good for the gander. Isn’t t?

FYI; I’m as straight as it gets so do not confuse
this for supporting gay rights. Just to point out
that if gay rights are not acceptable because it is
inconsistent with the psyche of the generality of
Nigerians, a 6 year old BABY should not have her
life ruined by adults who have failed to appreciate
the beauty of fully formed ladies; nay, women.

The 6 year old girl still needs to play with her
mates; in the sand, on the swings, get quality
education, experience the diversities of this world
by interacting with people and not to see the four
walls of a husband’s house as the beginning and
end of her existence.

The most insulting thing by Senator Yerima is
this; while a 6 year old girl can be married, the
husband is duty bound not to get intimate with
her until she comes of age. What exactly does it
mean to COME OF AGE? And who decides when
she’s come of age? When she turns 9?

Senator Yerima also says the BABY bride has a
right to refuse intercourse until that time she
comes of age, he finishes with a joke; rape is not
acceptable under Islamic law unlike the English
law. Now, the joke here isn’t to say Islam
recognises rape, but to state English law
condones rape.

I wonder how a 6 year old bride is expected to
say ‘No’ to her 40, 50 something year old
‘husband’. I wonder how a 6 year old bride is to
report she’s been raped by her grand-pa
husband, bearing fully in mind that under Islamic
law, the testimony of a woman is only worth half
of a man’s.

For now, I rest my case and hope Sodom and
Gomorrah are not considered to have been
‘learners’ when Nigeria’s story is told decades
from now.

theyoungwarlock./2013/07/22/one-bad-law-deserves-another-from-child-marriage-to-gay-rights/

Olufon-ade:
CONTINUE MAKING YOUR NOISE.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

EVEN JESUS WAS BEGOTTEN BY A 14YR OLD GIRL (VIRGIN MARRY).
CAN WE CALL THIS CHILD MOLESTATION?

It is clear that some people have been mentally colonized. They can't reason beyond what they see. Western ideology their standard

Where did U read that Mary was 14? Eleriibu like U!

FOLYKAZE: When does the choose of two matured men to have se.xual relationship becomes people's headache?

#Gay Alert# Eleeribu like U. . . Wait till we catch you in the act. Nonsense!

After four kids; Biko, what else were U supposed to wear? A massive white gown?

mcfynest: a time is coming when humans and the deadliest animals will live together in peace

And what are we goin to be eating? #protein wise

FYI; I aint no grass eater

Just one question: won't the lectures to be organized also cost money?

Oh yh! Not as much as a real party. But it wil stil gulp special duties funds abi?

TssshhhWwwww

LastApostle: Yoruba press and their bias reportage. APC has enveloped all their thinking faculties.

Amaechi is the leader of a faction of the governors forum and not chairman of the governors forum.

Secondly, it is not possible to mobilise 10000 youths within a short notice considering the fact that the visit of the APC governors were impromptu. At best the state government could have recruited 2000 or far less.
Even if it is a football match between Brazil and Nigeria, 10000 youths won't converge within the short notice.

Anyway, journalism is business and business is money.

Are you pretending to be a fool or you're actually one? Amaechi won the NGF election didn't he? So what du mean 'he's a factional chairman'?

If you've been paid by Jang and his cohorts to come and spew rubbish here, seek no prophet no further for verily verily I saw unto you; Your future is VEEERY bleak!

Didi_8: "The man dies in all who keep silent in the face of tyranny". -Wole Soyinka (in The Man Died).
Rivers youths have refused to keep silent in the face of tyranny, they have refused the man in them to die.
Imagine Babangida Aliyu (the confusionist in NGF)coming to Rivers State, to multiply our confusion? Imagine Soyinka mixing up with all these negative elements. Imagine.

For your mind now you've shown intelligence abi? Idiat! How I'd Babangida Aliyu "the confusionist" in NGF? Was he one of those claimin 16 is now greater than 19?

There are just sooo many retards like U on NL, I swear!

EmperorSeal: I pity the guts u think u possess, wiat until we finnish nigeria with what we know how to do best. Is southwest a place in nigeria?

Thunder fire you whose spineless idiotic ancestors in the South South have been so cursed they brought you into an impoverished region. One filled with a generation of youths like you with no enviable future!

How dare you say thrash about the West? Ko ni r'agba fun E!

noblezone: If it was Chinda that broke Loyd's skull, he would had been arrested by now.

I keep wondering how people convince themselves that the Rivers crises is about Jonathan.

Jonathan is too a gentleman for Nigeria. He should do something about these rascals including Amaechi.

Ignoring the rantings of the so called "opposition" has not helped matters, it has not even helped him.

And one idiat said Jonathan is too much of a gentleman to be . . . Wait, was that you? Ode Oshi!

Who received Jang and his shameless cohorts in Aso Rock after they Janged? Has Jonathan not bin Jangling wit shameless undemocratic old hags that want to change the principles of mathematics?

Yet somewhere in that ur miniature brain, he has nothing 2do wit Amaechi's travails?

So the MUMUs that like ur post are also ignorant of d embarrassment Amaechi caused the entire Presidency when he defeated the PDP anointed Jangling? *Smh* hard 4 y'al !

noblezone: If it was Chinda that broke Loyd's skull, he would had been arrested by now.

I keep wondering how people convince themselves that the Rivers crises is about Jonathan.

Jonathan is too a gentleman for Nigeria. He should do something about these rascals including Amaechi.

Ignoring the rantings of the so called "opposition" has not helped matters, it has not even helped him.

And one idiat said Jonathan is too much of a gentleman to be . . . Wait, was that you? Ode Oshi! #statement of fact#

Who received Jang and his shameless cohorts in Aso Rock after they Janged? Has Jonathan not bin Jangling wit shameless undemocratic old hags that want to change the principles of mathematics?

Yet somewhere in that ur miniature brain, he has nothing 2do wit Amaechi's travails?

So the MUMUs that like ur post are also ignorant of d embarrassment Amaechi caused the entire Presidency when he defeated the PDP anointed Jangling? *Smh* hard 4 y'al !