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andrew444:
Some Americans will start seeing lukaku as a goat footballer for fvcking mega gballion

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The Super Falcons would breeze thru either Chad or Ethiopia 😂🤣

do4luv14:
I don't understand, is this not the benin we beat 3-0,

Nope. The Falconets beat Burkina Faso in the last game

nony43:
One of my friend called me just now and he was begging me for help, he said that he paid 12k for Bus to Abuja to celebrate Renewed Hope, but now Bus drivers are charging 45k. I told him that his Hope shall lead him home😂 🤣😂

Copied!

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OasisX:
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Wonderful response!

6% GDP growth

Promised to create 1 million jobs in the digital economy

President Tinubu spoke for 34 minutes

ribbit:
absolute disgrace.

It’s a shame because this is one day and event where they should have ensured that every equipment was in good working condition

ChannelsTv broadcast is a disgrace

olril17:
The same set of people overhyped Buhari beyond heaven,bullying people up and down and calling them wailers.
For a long time Buhari was the messiah even though he smelt of nothing but abject failure.
Now they have moved to Tinubu.
In 4 to 8 years,when Tinubu has been proven to be another abjectible failure,they will confer someone else with the messiah title.
Abi no be Apc supporters again😂

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OasisX:


Ogbeni no dey joke with public holiday. Baba Kabiru na sure direct! E no dey miss am.

I’m going to miss him as he is the face of public holidays in Nigeria 🤣

About 2,000 McDonalds restaurants may close down in the US by the end of this year..

GloriousGbola:
It was obvious the whole airline story is a scam, and a broken clock is right twice a day. Let inspector hundeyin enjoy the low hanging fruit.




The last thing Tinubu will be interested in is creating new national albatrosses. That is for Buhari who is clearly stuck in a rosy past where the government ran businesses

Actually, Nigeria Air will be run by private entities, with Aso Rock only having a 5% ownership interest

Facts

- This new terminal has the capacity to process a minimum of 1.5 million passengers annually

- It is the first airport terminal in Nigeria with the capability to handle the A380 airplane 😎

OasisX:
“The starting point might not be rosy, let me be very honest with you. The OIL SUBSIDY has become an albatross around our necks. The MULTIPLE EXCHANGE RATES SYSTEM is a drain on the national economy and creates a dual economic system.”

“There are certain decisions that the new administration will take, but in the fullness of time, Nigerians will come not only to appreciate but also to celebrate”

- VP Elect Kashim Shettima

Man, the multiple exchange rate system has never made sense! I don’t know of any other country that uses 3 different exchange rates - “official rate”, bank rate, and black market rate.

I want the incoming government to, at the very least, ensure that the official and bank rates are one and the same

To be honest, I won’t be surprised if Tinubu releases Kanu just to whittle down Peter Obi’s influence in SE and Nigerian politics

To be clear, the SC only ruled in favor of the APC and Tinubu on a technicality, lack of standing.

Even at that, I’m not certain that the LP’s “lack of standing” sub-petition would survive at the tribunal since the PEPT is also bound by Supreme Court precedent.

Obrigardo:
Deathsantis will be the Republican nominee for president. That's the new normal now.

The fascist is spending $200m campaign war chest and every republiqan media is lining up behind him.
Criminal trump can't survive Jack Smith coming Indictments and all he has is $8 blue check maga cultists and conspiracy theorists on twitter and his failing truth social under SEC investigation.

But President Biden will still defeat the fascist deathsantis.

Hmm
I used to think DeSantis would be the automatic Republican nominee in 2024. But for the last 4-5 months Trump has been crushing him in the polls.

Although the primaries are still a long way away-they start in 9 months’ time-De Santis has his work cut out for him to claw back a 40+ point deficit in the polls.

Today, less than 40% of US households with a TV have a cable/satellite subscription. As recently as 2016, 70% of US households with a tv had a cable/satellite subscription.

Clearly, if care is not taken, cable networks would virtually become extinct within the next 4-5 years..

Ibime:
Skimpledawg, the sermon preparation just became much easier with ChatGPT

Apostle Suleiman can get to the bag quicker now and skip the boring Saturday night preparation. More time for Stephanie

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Tomorrow, the first Nigeria Air aircraft will land in Naija. Just in time for Sirika to claim that the airline was launched before Buhari left office 😂

raumdeuter:
Why wont I be comfortable? Bros abeg oo

Is Alakija husband not comfortable? Is Mr Eazy not comfortable?

So you think na when I marry pepper seller for market I go dey comfortable?

Suffer is not in my DNA I need a soft life too

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What a legacy to leave..

Abdulsamad Rabiu’s 200,000bpd refinery in Akwa Ibom will come on stream next year…

Make Ifeanyi Ubah go hustle for marketer of either Dangote or Rabiu cos there is no way the FG would permit importation of refined petroleum as from next year

Ron De Sanctis will announce his bid for the White House later today…

OasisX:
Binani Air launched.

Na Aisha own am?

Great to have Newcastle back in the UCL after 20 years!

Now, we will hear “Ronaldo to Newcastle rumors”😂

7 days to Inauguration Day…

OasisX:
Breaking Bad News:



NNPC sets dates for PH, Warri, Kaduna refineries to start operation.

The Nigeria National Petroleum Company (NNPC) Limited has set dates for the commencement of operation at three refineries located in Port Harcourt, Rivers state, Warri in Delta State and Kaduna state.

According to the Group Chief Executive Officer (GCEO) of the NNPC, Malam Mele Kyari, the Port Harcourt refinery will be ready before the end of the year 2023 while those in Warri and Kaduna would start production in 2024.

Kyari said this during an interview he granted when he led his management team on a courtesy visit to the Abuja headquarters of Trust TV.

“Our plan is to bring it (Port Harcourt refinery) on stream this month but unfortunately, we have some slippage because of global supply chain issues that we had,” he stated.

“We believe that this plant will come on stream before the end of this year. We are very sure of that.

“The Port Harcourt refinery has a combination of 210,000 barrels per day so that means it is a third of the Dangote refinery.”

Kyari further disclosed that the NNPC has a total refining capacity of 445,000 barrels in four refineries in three locations.

The NNPC bigwig said that rather than use public funds, money was borrowed for the rehabilitation of the refineries and their repayment tied to their performance.

“We are also borrowing to fix the Warri and Kaduna refinerie. Kaduna will kick up, it is a 36 months project but what happens in the rehabilitation is that you do them stage by stage.

“We will replicate the same thing in the Warri refinery and the contractor, Daewoo is on site working, mobilized to site, equipment being delivered to site and we believe also that within that 36 month cycle, it will also complete the rehabilitation.

“Port Harcourt will start producing fuel this year and by the first quarter of next year, Kaduna will start producing fuel,” the NNPC boss revealed.

Wow. I wonder what the marketers, who have made fortunes from importing petrol, would do from next year?
I guess they would have to hustle to be one of Dangote’s or NNPC’s marketers

Man City!!

BronzeTiger:
So if arsenal loses Chelsea will perform a guard of honor tomorrow right?

Correct 😁

Awoniyi doing the lord’s work for the Citizens