₦airaland Forum

vickydevoka:
in Nigeria stripper are also considered as hoes which they are. don't try n paint it something else. av f**k several strippers In jos n logos

tragergeorge:
lol ,for 9ja

tragergeorge:
my brother I de tell u,na com on I phone money I de gather na my gf no fit patient o,na dis David don carry d tin go another level

TOCHI007:
Yes; this happened to me once,but not the way the topic puts it. In my case, I was a teacher,( of chemistry in a school). I was a young graduate and she was a student (a 17yr old).She was not really my student;as she was a commercial student. She came to me in my lab two months after I had secured a job in the school. She told me she wanted to join Science class and she needed a teacher to put her through so that she could determine future course of study.. I obliged. Some weeks later, she came to me again; asking me if she could read in my lab because her class was noisy,her classmates were making much noise and the noise was distracting.that she wanted to read in my lab;which was against the school rules. I was alone in the lab.(i am alone most times). I allowed her because of my love for education and my desire for young aspiring geniuses who wanted to learn and study hard in order to have a bright future. Little did I think I was coming close to my waterloo. As days went by and that 'reading in my lab relationship' grew, she came to me one day asking me to take away her virginity from her that it had become a burden to her. And She had spent much time thinking of the man who she would eventually give her virginity to and the one who would eventually take it away. I was shocked. What was this? What did a 17 yr old girl know abt taking away virginity; and why me? After a long silence;as she noticed the shock on my face; she asked me what I thought about the way the other girls in her class were discussing about me. They had said I was the most handsome teacher in the school and the youngest on the block. They would do anything to get close to me and she was doing herself a favor by being the first. I told her I was busy and didn't care of what a group of 17yr olds were saying about me. While I was about to send her away, she quickly loosened the first two buttons of her shirt, pulled down her bra,,pushed up her breasts, ran towards me and put her breasts nipple in my mouth. The words "Bleep me" was mentioned. "Suck me" was mentioned. "do it to me the way you did to the other girls while you were on campus" was heard in some places. But trust me guys, I didn't sleep with her. I repeat.
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER.( even though sometimes I wish I did)

I sent her away. She left sadly. Disappointed.Hurt and I think upset. I tried to persuade and encourage her to focus only on her studies. She told me to get out and get lost.

That was 5 years ago. Last time I heard, abt her whereabouts, she was married to one of the state governors - the governor of my state.

Sometimes, I wish I did sleep with her. I wished I had bleeped every bit of her. Hand, nose, ear, mouth, and legs.
I HV no job presently. By now, perhaps she for make me special adviser or at least, one of the commissioners. Abi, fellow nairalanders,how una see am?

fxjunkie:
A car means nothing here in the US, all this noise about a common car gift boils down to one thing: there's so much poverty in Nigeria.

AryaSand:
I don't believe this. Looks like a joke to me. Doesn't make sense at all.
By the way, wakanda pant is this sef?

Priceless200:
Recipe please..
What's the name of the red fruit on top. Where can I get it in Nigeria?

Roland17:
Vrsaljko gets a second yellow for a stump on Lacazette. I think it is debatable but the right call in my opinion.

Leyqute:
Yo Raumdeuter. On behalf of EPL

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daveP:
I see what Klopp has done with Alex-Arnold and I fully get what Rohr is doing with Ebuehi.


Salah for Balon d'Or.


Unless they wana cheat Africa again.


Surprised that Qatar Airways now sponsor Roma. They are vexed with Barca or what?


Iffai hear say Marcelo go fit attack if he meets Salah.

Tval:
Whoever was in charge of scouting at Chelsea the period we signed Courtois, Lukaku, Debruyne and Salah is a genius.

Gerrard59:
Yet another cretinuous example of 4th wave feminism. Same way they want the world to believe that gender pay gap exist. Same way they've deprived working class women from Formula 1 and the Darts' Championship.

What is wrong with describing oneself as a wife?