₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
hi Pedrilo, good morning. Can i have a word with you please.

proceed

Height of desperation on the part of GEJ

U dey mad?
Edo men dnt behave like jelly fish.
Drop d custom officer number make we relate

I will treat that child like a stranger

Felimax:
We will pick the scrap and build a new nation. 99.1% Ruggedized!
Think like a king, think like a mafia.

U will meet ur match.
U tink say u wise?

Felimax:
Tribal war is another thing that makes it all the more beautiful.

Like I am getting so addicted.
During Lent my wife was begging me to take a fast with Nairaland instead of food but I could not.

Great people, great forum!

One day this tribal war u love so much will metamorphose into something dangerous and consume us all.

Ultimas:
It is indeed not too good for two prominent SS sons to engage in war of attrition. Obaseki should support Wike. It is pay back time.

abi o
That stewpeed governor of mine forgot so soon how he ran to wike for help wen he was booted out of d APC!
Why didnt he run to Atiku that time?
He is a fool and we edos will chase him out of our state.
Wike we know.

This is a warning.
You have seen how abnormal she behaves now.
Don't expect her to act normal when you get married.
Call a spade a spade

There is a grand plan for Tinubu to assist Osinbajo return to aso rock.
The plan is thus;
1. Become rivals first
2. Gather support individualy from across the country
3. Tinubu to collapse his support base for Osinbajo before elections.
4. Osinbajo wins and continue his loyalty to Tinubu

Obaseki haba!
Just yesterday you ran to wike for help and he came to your rescue.
Wetin dey worry u?

Kano and Imo have stewpeed electorates

angelfallz:
I know some LAPO workers none them have complained about LAPO.

LAPO is a life saver. Dont mind that goat. He probably stole and was chased out

MoneyGoDrop:
Now that Nigerians don't have gun,are people not dying on daily basis from gun inflicted injuries.

Dont mind him.
Share the damn strap and let peace be still for heaven sake.

If I were you, I will allow her to eat but report her straight to her parents with a stern warning never to allow a repeat of such silly behaviour go unchecked as enumerated above.
In marriage, one party has to be the bigger and better person sometimes for things to work out.

do not joke with my pain.
i might just inflict same on you and watch the joke play out on u

How will a nuclear war between russia and USA affect Nigeria?

johnabraham:
I request you to please strike out Nissan Murano from the list. Let the Gurus advise on the rest. Wish you all the best on your first car

okay thanks.
I thought the problematic model is from 06 downwards.

Hello All,
I need a car as a first timer.
A vehicle with ground clearance, a bit of class and at the same time with a good performance rating, less fuel consuming and an easy to maintain one.
My budget is 1.8 to 2m.
I prefer an SUV
I love the following SUVs
Toyota rav 4 2007
Toyota highlander 2004
Honda crv 2008
kia sportage 2005
Hyundai Tucson 2005
Nissan Murano 2008
I need professional advice on the above mentioned and place to get a good one.

GAZZUZZ and Diportivo please help.
I've been a member on NL since 2009

My mum stayed beside my dad tru out his illness b4 his demise.
She never left

omon u dnt want wat u r missing
i am married but my wife hardly talk or do sex weekly
she can go weeks without sex
omon i need dat smallee for max satisfaction mehn

Kobojunkie:
Husband and wife no be master and slave relationship. The man ought to sit together with his wife at the table, with paper and pencil in hand to plot out exactly how much it costs to feed the family regularly, and this should take place every month so they are in sync. Apart from feeding, the man should make certain his wife is aware of how much he pays each month for light bill, gas etc.

Also, he claims his wife works as well but how much did they both agree would be her contribution as far as upkeep of what is after all her own family?

@op, if you fail to adopt this template in your home effective immediately, you may not live to tell the story. I pray you act fast.
I am a family man and dis is he norm in my home and it's absolutely amazing

Push Putin to the wall and kiss the world goodbye
He doesn't look like one who will go down without pulling his perceived enemy along

Omon, I no like my wife twin sis.
She is not my type at all

deavicky:
She was a corper she travelled all the way to PH from kogi twice and she refused to give me kpomu. I was pissed off, but what will a just man do? As it is not our way to take it by force.she wanted to come again for third time, but I said no because I don't know if I had exceeded my elastic limit before the kingdom surfers violence.

Ladies needs to stop doing dis

ReneeNuttall:
Somethings are better left unsaid.

hmmm my edo sis dis ur statement is deep.
The thread reminds u of a painful encounter I guess.
Same here though. I dnt even hav the strength to type wats in my mind

omoharry:
When Nigerians in SA needed the govt to evacuate them, when they were attacked and killed by South Africans ,where was our govt ? It took AirPiece to present his Plane to rescue them. Now you are talking as if it's what the Nigerian govt is known for. Do they care about anybody aside from the money they are stealing from us?.
You seem to be living in a fools paradise thinking that our govt care about us.

You misunderstood me.
I am not on the govt side on this matter.
Infact it is the duty of every sane govt to evacuate her citizens in such situations.
However, ours is a hopeless case because the govt of Nigeria is a reflection of the unpatriotic people of Nigeria.

ChiefSosa:
Firstly, this is war time, not a time for lame jokes and it's somewhat obvious you're angry cause you don't have the available means to leave Nigeria, so you're mad at those that are able to.
Secondly, those folks are displaying the flag as a means of identifying themselves as foreigners and it should also be a slap to the face of the Nigerian government. Why? We've been getting hints of this ongoing war for several months now; a sensible and proactive government would have made plans to evacuate its citizens in case of situations like this, after all it's their duty and that's why we have the Minister of foreign affairs. Other countries are already evacuating their citizens. But, it's obvious this present government is useless, they have no tangible plans to evacuate, provide shelter or even relief for its citizens(Nigerians). Smh

Shut your dirty mouth.
I know how ungrateful and shameless some of u Nigerians bhav.
If FG had sent a presidential jet to evacuate Nigerians as far back as January 2022 free of charge, i am sure some idiots like u would have rejected the offer to come back home and probably use that avenue to ridicule our country in ur war ravaged Ukraine.
Dont u dare criticize the govt.
They shud find their escape route out of Ukraine the same way they escaped naija.
Bunch of professional escapist

Leave that evil employer to God, return her property I beg you and give God a reason to fight this battle.
You will be shocked!
No man is God and God can never be mocked.

abdulsalami and babangida what are you doing about the crisis in your state?
charity should begin at home you know

why adjourn with just 3 days apart?
when MNK gets monthly adjournment?

tosteMedia:
Fear LAPO credit officers..

their training was done by Russian underground military torture officers..

You go sell yourself to pay any loan you collect

lol
It's not so o

hmmmm
there is a big question mark here