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Blackbishop:
Hey COCKALORUM, don't be a Pillok all your life, or a Snollygoster. Your big guy little mind personality won't help you on a long run sensible people are asking how to quite the tribalism you are here jamming rubbish. Just do your tiny mind a favor. GET A LIFE

You should be preparing for your wedding while posting this, you wan carry violence enter wedding venue?

How did you even accept to sleep in the same room with the woman? You could have insisted on sleeping in the parlour. Good of you that you didn't eventually give in to the temptation you opened door for by yourself.

spoked:
One of the best things that has ever happened to me is not having sexual affair with a man's wife in Abuja.

I came for aptitude test in Abuja some years back and stayed in a house. The man and his wife were not in good terms though. It was a nice stay, though I could only talk to the man or talk to the wife. The couples were not talking to each other. One day, the man went out and didn't return throughout the night. I was alone with the wife and was sleeping in the parlour. A young beautiful lady. She told me to come to the bedroom to stay. I went in and lay down. Our chemistry started moving, we were on the bed, we were close...But thanks to Jesus Christ that I did'nt touch her breast nor romanced nor had sex. I was tempted, but I refused to go further. She told me that her husband is not good in bed... My people, this was one of the biggest trap I escaped in my entire life. Maybe today I would have been walking around feeling guilty whenever they talk about people who have slept with married women...

Never enter a great mistake because of your appetite, you could ruin your life..

kodred:
Be like bicycle wey no get brake. E go jam jam you anyhow.

........and bicycle no dey hard start, naso wahala be.

Wahala be like bicycle......

chijioke17:
Na, I'll reply you on this one, poor family?
Okay, brief history of my family, I'm from a family of 7, grew up in McKinney Texas, came back to Nigeria 2009 to study my culture and I loved it here, my sister's are based in Canada, parents based in Dallas Texas, extended family all in US, I've lived in 3 countries minus Nigeria all my life, I'm a graduate nurse with a valid US nursing license, I live in my own house, have rented our apartment's and have my own cars, very independent. I do Uber on the weekends just to kill boredom and keep fit. I work in ExxonMobil as a safety officer and only still in Nigeria cos I'm searching for a wide before relocating back. If you want evidence of my us nationality, send me a mail and I'll inbox you rh2 evidence of my claims, then you can take a screenshot and post here for confirmation of you like. I won't run you down because it's obvious you are already low and taking you lower is inhumane.

I can't say about mail or message replies as I onlt call them.

As for disbursement or approvals, commercial banks can't do better. Nirsal can only approve or disburse based on the amount of money on ground. The number of applicants are quite much. The whole funds for covid loan have been increased like 2-3 times now, meaning the applications are unexpected and surpass the initial budgeted amount.

If anyone gets approved and paid eventually, fine and congrats, if not, we move. Nirsal can't print money and approve every applications because it wants to please everyone.

copyrites:
Bro, banking has evolved. I have an account with VBank, even though I've never been physically present at the bank. I upgraded my account on the app, submitted my IDs, Passport, and Utility bill all on the app. All these are automated processes. I check my account balance, recharge airtime, and subscribe pay tv on VBank's WhatsApp platform with no human face.

CBN has made this loan application so easy by lifting heavy criteria such as collateral and guarantors. There is simply no known, reasonable criteria, or approval process to this loan than a click of the button. This is a fact as people who aren't ideally qualified for a loan due to outstanding loans have been paid. This is why even people with account limits of 50k have been credited 500k-1m.

I get the money may not go round, hence, the random selection but does that explains the failure to reply mails, DMs, messages, etc?

We can give them a pass mark for been an "outstanding" public institution, but in the world of modern banking where bigger banks with bigger problems receive awards, NIRSAL MFB would NEVER quality for a customer service award. NIRSAL's most recent posts on Twitter are dated October, and 4th December. Today is 18th bro.

[quote author=bradpitt4040 post=97187419][/quote]Just be serious with your car search and stop posting copied post all around, asking car owners to call you. Take time to read ads and try to contact the owner, no one will be calling any driver for any available car. You get 2 heads or you wan dey remit 100k per week?

It is okay to be angry at Nirsal because your application has been on hold for months now, just as many people, but you can't argue that any of these commercial banks get this same amount of loan applications Nirsal has gotten in this short period. Do you know the number of Agmesis and covid19 loan applicants alone? They even create an acct number for you without visiting their bank, how many commercial banks effortlessly do that for you?

I'm not holding any brief for nirsal here but your arguement is flawed.

The commercial banks handling this loan will have made the loan only accessible to the elites and the rich, and probably few ordinary Nigerians.

copyrites:
If NIRSAL had half the number of customers GTBank deal with on a daily basis, the CEO of NIRSAL would probably have gone m.ad due to pressure and overwhelming stress.

You can defend the almighty NIRSAL all you want. It doesn't change the facts. The microfinance bank was not prepared to take on this kind of task, hence that explains why someone recommended a more competent bank.

Go and read about the frustration of AGSMEIS, NYIF, and Covid19 loan applicants.

6 months after submitting an application, you're still getting BVN does not exist sh!t. Please which day with the BVN exist? 4 months after submitting NYIF, their are rumours that early applicants have been played, a lot of data has gone missing and people are just hanging on to fruitless hope. Even the Minister of Youth is confused.

1daboi:
Who amongst you did this ?

Na felicity001

bradpitt4040:
Nope ....no phone number was attached....

Next time, ask. The issue is that you already copied that post and you have decided to be posting it on the threads and every ads you see without even taking time to read the ads. The poster gave 2 options; DM or check his signature for his contact. I just checked and his number is there.

kanuisagoat:
Una no dey forget something . You know when you've not walked in peoples shoes, its easy to be a critic. Mehn, some riders are devil incarnates.

That said, the riders hold the aces and I still stand by that post. I treat most of them with the respect they deserve even though I'm doing much better than 99% of them.

The ones who show me they don't deserve my respect, I return the favour.

And hasn't the complaints been about the bad riders before you made that post?
Why do you have to return the favour to the bad riders and not take their shits because they hold the aces?

You goofed with that post, shikena!!!

bradpitt4040:
pls am a driver in need of a car for uber/taxify.. Pls if u got one hala back at me my number is 234 810 779 5894‬ I stay around ikotun axis thanks.

He already said how he can be contacted; DM or check his signature for his contact. Everyone in need of a car should take it serious and call owners. You cant be dropping your number for owners to call you when you could have even requested for the owner's number and call

Leave story oGA, if dem later approve you, congrats, if not, move on. It has nothing about any mistake. There is no really a strict condition or scrutiny attached to the loan approval. The approvals only come randomly.

I have seen people who applied for both SME and household and got approved; only that one will be approved, not both.

That you've not got approved doesn't mean you did anything wrong, that you later get approved while some are yet to be approved doesn't mean you did anything right than the unapproved.

essay007:
Those of us who have applied since April till June and have not gotten approval, think hard as to what might be the cause in your application process that is making them approve some pple who applied before you. It go me thinking and I discovered a mistake I might have made in my application process. Now, I don't know this for sure, but its a theory I think might cause lack of approval on my part. I applied for sme when the link for household wasn't going, and when the link for household later went through, I successfully applied on 12th of June. Yet most who applied after 12th are getting approval.

The way the date field was designed in the application form was not friendly or helpful to applicants. On the field where you get asked to choose date you established ur business, I couldn't be patient to navigate backwards to 2013 when I started my biz so I just chose April 2020 for convenience.

Now, thinking about it, the covid19 loan was to help established businesses who were affected by the pandemic, not newly established businesses which, going by the date I had input was a new business created during the pandemic.

I don't know if this is a criteria for certain, so I want to ask the house if anyone who has been approved or paid input their business creation date within this year? Did u have ur business created this year (what you entered in the form) March - June and got approval?
Pls answer so we can disprove or affirm this theory.

Others can contribute what they think might be causing no approval for some of us. I know some who didn't use either TIN or CAC also got sme approval. I'm sick of seeing "bvn doesn't exist" all the time.

rottenegg:
Then, I no sabi again.

How far with your car?

You were really gentle this time. You mean you streamed Timaya song for her with your data?

Felicity0001:
Immediately Nastasha entered the car 1st thing she said was please I'm very hot, the AC. In my mind I just say "na them". Next minute, "do you have Bluetooth?" After that one and to charge my phone...
Me: I've Bluetooth but you can't connect because I won't ve able to connect back when u leave.
Natasha: ok play music!
I immediately turned on the radio
"No not radio I need, dont you have data? Play a nice DJ mix"

Me: me in my mind, I just dey look this madam dey laff. If not for your load I for don pursue you now now... You go tell me weather na Bluetooth them say make we dey use for rider or not.

I connected then started playing some nice mix as ordered by madam.

No no no, this one is not ok, dont you have Timaya latest song? Play it!

I quickly, search for it and played. Come and see Natasha the way she almost turned inside my car to a disco hall already she has been directing me where to take and not to take.

To cut the long gist short. Trip that was supposed to take 48min on Indriver took 1hr 35min...yet I kept my cool.

while on the trip Natasha was making several calls to different babes and one mama (I could deduced she's into girls trk), she was with another girl and she borrowed N50 from me to complete N100 to buy ice cream for her. As we got to gbagada General hospital b4 her destination she requested for my account details. Transferred the exact fare. We got to her destination, she packed her stuff n left. About 20min later I got a got from her asking of my whereabout and she can't find me outside.

I was like, What for? I asked. She still has an item in the trunk.
And you're just coming out after about 20min? Madam I'm already at Maryland call me tomorrow pls.

After the call I remembered all her rude behaviours in just laughed. my N50 self she no give me. I go show her pepper today.

[quote author=dru23 post=97096068][/quote]This picture must be from JPworld's football competition.

OmodavidoX:
can I get any Uber standard car for 800k sir?

You better go and get a good naija used car. If you desire tokunbo, you must prepare 1.5m+

Happy married life in advance bro. Olorun a pese.

Blackbishop:
The code is for Vehicle Speed Sensor and not wheel speed sensor. And from your explanation it is the Wheel Speed Sensor you reconnect.

Image below is your Vehicle Speed Sensor

And further more I can categorically tell you that your ABS module is fried prolly to you mech genius. But remote diagnosis wont help you but a physical one.

If you remember Izzou, you will know poco

Felicity0001:
Of course you should be bothered about any person behind the wheel when ever you are been driven because your life at some point at that period is hands and the decisions he/she makes while trying to convey you to your destination.

Those riders who provoke Bolt/Uber drivers while driving lack wisdom and are ignorant of their act... So I understand your point.

Pocohantas this your monikar!!! It rings a bell....

It is the level of anyhowness that allows fraud in the country. If the institutions are well strengthened to check corruption, people will think twice before engaging is fraud. The northern lady paid, not because she was willing but her details were already leaked to the public which were enough to check her.

lagusboyyy:
congratulations bro.

I love the unity and togetherness on this thread. Wish this is how we are united in Nigeria..

We would have been a better Nation.. Hmmmmmm!!!

You're just so dumb at this scamming.

You dont even know difference between venza and Corolla.
Shame on you.

O ya, dig nairaland more and show us where Camry 2010 is sold for 5m naira, since you're desperate to look for what to use do justify your Greediness and fraud.

You're a scammer. You don't know venza from Corolla, you don't have basic idea of market prices of cars as common as Camry 2010.

Dudelovely:
Attached down there is a picture of a 2009 Corolla from this same place. But some know it all here who are poor and has nothing to offer to the world are complaining that I want to scam people, that the price of the car is too high, that it shouldn't be more than 2m. If you want to get a 2m car then go and get it.

Please if you want to buy, contact the numbers in the first page, don't listen to detractors here. Thank you and as you buy may you be blessed.

LOL.

You're dumb.
You think You can broke shame people because they call out your scam and Greediness.

You dont even know how much they sell 2010 Camry. Definitely you dont own a car or sell a car. You definitely don't even know anything about car sales

Dudelovely:
Ese gan. But the car isn't for your type.

I challenge you to provide proof that I'm a scammer instead of making useless claims, broke idiot.

Shut up!!

The mere fact you dont even know the market price of 2010 Camry already puts you off as a scammer.

Dudelovely:
You gain nothing by lying. This is a case of defamation of name and character, if the internet wasn't that faceless, I'll have taken this case to the extreme. I want you to provide evidence for the people I scammed. I hope the internet gets less faceless in future so that people like you can get what you deserve.

How can I scam them as a dealer?

Please if you don't have any good thing to say just shush. The car is not for your types of not you wouldn't be unable to afford it. Thank you

3.5m for naija used 2010 Camry?

This nigga must be hallucinating.

I just checked his profile to ascertain if he's indeed a dealer. The account was just created today to scam people. He's obviously out to scam.
He doesn't even have the idea how much this car goes for in market.

He's a dull scammer.

Hoodlum dey give condition over govt's palliative she stole.

She has stopped talking to the driver, earlier blocked him, keeps him in dark but wants peace.

pope191:
@kamikaze

They send me a msg to u it's not my hand writing o I feel we should give her a break and observe her next move

No wonder you wan defend her before.

Ashewo oshi

Oven lighter

pope191:
Hopefully things work out, even me don deh get soft spot for her if she's being honest... I've given her ur details tho

LOL, let's be objective. Until she blocks everyone bef9re we can conclude she's a thief.

At least, she is reading WhatsApp messages albeit not replying. Can a crook read your WhatsApp messages?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I find it hilarious that we are waiting to hear a third side of the story

This occurred about a week ago
She did not pay him
She blocked him
....And some of you calling have been blocked too.

Yet, we still need to know what happened actually, or hear from her?



Okay oh. Make me sef kuku wait for her part[/color]

pope191:
No but she's reading the msg, meaning I still have a clear shoot to get her to say sometin, I have another sim card on stand by for her and can get more, it's about switching method, she must have a breaking point. U no look 24 hrs ni

All this points to she's a crook. She declining calls, she's reading your message and not replying. What's the difference in yours and those she cut their calls? What benefit of doubt is there to give her again?
Until she blocks you Before we conclude she's a crook?
She is a thief

Have we forgotten another young lady whose online details were unravelled by Izzou? Sone Even went further to get her mum's details and call her mum.

Babadee1900:
I do not agree with your statement here bro. (Bolded part)

There was this lady that refused to pay me after a ride, several calls went unanswered, WhatsApp messages ignored.

The moment I sent her her LinkedIn page with threat, she replied me immediately and also sent my money in less than 5 minutes.

Some of these riders don’t rate drivers that’s why they feel they can always pull the stunt and get away with it. They feel drivers are not intellectually sound to dig and get their information.

If I give you a ride and your intention is to scam me, God help you and you don’t have a trail on the internet because I will find you especially if you stress me on the ride.

pope191:
Uncle I only ask what I don't understand, was there a place I said she's innocent? I am trying to chat with her as well and she's yet to block me, information is key and it helps to understand how to tackle issue.

She's yet to block you, and has she replied you or giving her side of the story?

The driver involved has narrated his story weeks ago, what other story do you need?

Thank you

Didn't see this earlier.

Shutting down every call is already a pointer.

jpworld:
Pls stop twisting the story.

Why is she shutting every call? why can't she come up with her own payment details.

The lady is most likely a crook.

He narrated what happened some weeks ago.

When complaints are made About riders like that and such riders pick up calls and don't utter words only to cut the calls, the story about the riders is mostly true.
She could have explained herself when called if she was ever not dubious.

pope191:
@Kamikaze

I've try to talk to her and she's not even bugging, had to do some deep search to find out she works at a radio station in kebbi. Please enlighten us with what actually happened btw the both of u and how she was able to leave without paying you, so one will not jump into a wrong battle.

You know some case maybe oven gone bad

It is still same riders on bolt and uber, just as drivers.
It is the regulations from each app company that determine riders' and drivers' conducts.

BTW, I doubt you were ever gentle or shy before. You?

Felicity0001:
I think you should be more worried about the app and it's riders and not the drivers per say because same drivers drive on both apps. In my own opinion I think it's a function of the app/riders.

Bolt riders/ladies especially (from the eastern part of the country, apologies!) can make a gentle man change within 1 month. I speak from experience my dear.

I used to be a very shy and gentle person before I started driving with Bolt and there after, Uber... It's been almost a year down the line and I know I'm not that person I used to be.

I almost did what I did in 1965 again today but I've changed... Jennifer should thank her stars if not na the middle I 4 kick her out this time. Nonsense