₦airaland Forum

mekaboy:
[b]


AT THIS STAGE WHEN A GIRL IS HUNGRY SHE CANT SAY IT SO THAT THE GUY WONT THING SHE IS CHEAP, THE GUY OR THE GIRL CANNOT poo IN THE TOILET, THE HIGHEST THEY CAN DO IS URINATE, BECAUSE U DONT WANT THE OTHER PERSON TO KNOW THAT U POO IN THE TOILET.

THE GUY CANNOT VISIT THE GIRL WITHOUT HAVING MONEY IN HIS POCKET BECAUSE THEY MIGHT EVENTUALLY GO OUT, AND HE CANNOT SAY HE IS BROKE AT THIS STAGE, HE WILL RATHER BORROW TO IMPRESS.

AT THIS STAGE THE 2 PARTIES HAVE GOTTEN COMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER AND CAN EVEN FART IN THE PRESENCE OF EACH OTHER AND LAUGH ABOUT IT, THEY CAN JOKE ABOUT THEMSELVES, TALK ABOUT FINANCES AND FAMILY.

THIS STAGE IS WHERE THEY CAN NOW QUARREL, SAY HASH THINGS TO EACH OTHER, FIGHT, INSULT EACH OTHERS FAMILY , COMPARE EACH OTHER TO EX BFS AND GF. STOP TALKING FOR DAYS AND MAKE UP.

WHEN A RELATIONSHIP SURVIVES THE 3RD STAGE, THEN MARRIAGE CAN BE CONSIDERED THE NEXT STEP. MOST PEOPLE DONT ALLOW RELATIONSHIPS TO GET TO THE 3RD STAGE BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED, THIS IS PART OF THE REASONS WHY MOST MARRIAGES DONT WORK.

[/b]

very funny

I keep telling people try and provoke each other to the core.Get to know their threshold for anger.
But people think love is all about icecream and living happily everafter. Be real

M M M:
op
is d juju still remaining

I need am bad 4 some NL chicks

lefulefu:
i mean this is highly embarrasing
a romantic date.dem go ask for a bowl of ice cream,four packs of fried rice and a whole friend chicken and after consuming all of it at a blow dem go request for small stout and after dat dem go still want takeaways

M M M:
pendo 98

can i u 2 nite

Russialane:
@MMM SORRY bro pendo is taken

Russialane:
[b]@pendo [/b]babe wats gud?

sexkillz:
Wait for Claremont! He's coming! Any answer he gives you! take it like that!

coogar:
what happened last night?
seems toba swallowed all the posts here.

claremont:
He will definitely be here soon , he always acts like a very thirsty dog whenever a thread is opened by a genuine NL lady.

Stop derailing damn it!

claremont:
So Johnny Bravo, a cartoon character, knows how to "love" human beings too?! This delusion is much deeper than I thought it was!

claremont:
He must be a virtual character created by a computer somewhere, I doubt if any human being possess ALL the standards you quoted. If he is real, then you must be luckier than someone who won £100 million in the Euro million contest.

claremont:
Subscribing. . .

claremont:
I hate weather forecasts with a passion.
I am not adventurous, I live a boring life.
I have Osama Bin laden kind of beards, very unkempt.
My fingernails and toes are filled with scum.
I walk with a bad hump, I have never been able to walk straight since I was born, I have a very hunched back.
I weigh 45kg, I definitely can't carry someone who weighs more than me.
I hate cuddles.

Therefore, on the basis of this overwhelming evidence, I am ineligible, and hereby disqualified for NOT meeting the criteria of the great Pendo89. I am ready to recommend a great friend of mine by the name of Coogar who I think exceeds these criteria!

Russialane:
pendo am bout to take you on a date?

[/quote][quote author=claremont link=topic=751677.msg9077298#msg9077298 date=1315155183]Every man in this world should be able to meet this remarkably short list, I wish all ladies had lists this short!

Pendo89 has a list a mile long, I bet it will take her 2 days to type it on here!

Russialane:
@ pendo got that one in abundance

Russialane:
@pendo trust me i will blow you up to heavens

Russialane:
@pendo hope you are worth it?

Russialane:
pendo have got something for you?