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I reserve my comment.ur crazy

^^ u serious? you are asking him to go and ask the prophet if his prophecy is true? u expect him to say it isnt? do you know how many members hes going to lose by changing his mind?
do u know the real test of a prophesy? it must not contradict scripture and it must come to pass! you keep doing your thing without fear.
God speaks life,good things and here you are prophecying doom over my life?
if anybody tells u anything contrary to the written word flush it in the toilet. its pure divination.they can add palm reading to their cv.

Lax75:
Pendo!! Haba would Lax come up with such a flawed theory? Guess where tht piece of information came from ? I'll give you a hint. What do we do at W.A.W. Who do we hunt down?

LOL dude! wooooo
okay I wanna know where that name came from

my thoughts?
Am considering it.

Mind disturbing.

ooh give me a break!!
And you claim nt to understand women?
its cz u use the same rod of measurement on all.

sexsinners:
Atheists should not  be allowed to get married just like the homosexuals.Getting married is a religious thing only, it's  between a man and a women to make a commitmen/promiset infron of [color=Black]God[/color].

atheist do not have religion so[b] they shouldn't be married just like the man-loving-men.
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amen

sinners listen please.marriage is marriage if done according to the laws of the land and its recognised regardless of religion.
Traditional marriages are marriages,
Keep God out it,If you wanna build your marriage on christian foundation very good but if you choose not to,hey you are married still and the law recognises it.Remember this sinners,there will be no marriage in heaven so don't even attempt to spiritualise it.
God is more concerned about your soul than marital status.

Now how do these two relate? aethists and Homos.
Havent u seen homsexual Fathers/Priest? are they aethists? What about aethists that arent homos?
Be careful not to go overboard and preach heresy.

blue blistering barnacles

pave the way for the able

Cuddlemii:
Welcome to Nland sweetie It is all part of the fun. I am real though

you complicate things further. Tell me pliz.R u male or female.Rember the   on the other thread? you shocked me
ok

xynerise:
@coogar. I met skydeep first on Nairaland but met Silvia(her real name) in d real world. She usually bash me here before we met and the world being too small we ended up seeing each other. Its hard for anyone to believe. No be their fault sha.

A question 4 u sir. dd u fall in love with 'skydeep' or with 'sylvia'.Which of the 2 captivated you first?
pardon me I love askin

Lax75:
@ Pendo89,

I know right? This was a confession by a wolee that we (W.A.W.) apprehended. Bunch of vagabonds and savages. I will pray for them.

@ WAW.I suck at fights.I acknowledge defeat very first for peace sake so I cant make a good warrior.
An Ombudsman role suits me. But am with you in 'spirit' lol!

I dont believe anything anybody says here anymore.
Everything is shrouded in mystery.
whatever.

^^ nah, its not hate
variety make the land,

sexkillz:
YOUR FADA!

sexkillz:
YOUR FADA!

White007:
@Sexkillz - You are a witless apprentice. Stop drooling like an epileptic patient. Conceited donkey.

White007:
^^^ @ Sexkillz You are nothing but another self-opinionated, psychotic donkey who lays claims to prodigious knowledge with no intelligent quotient to match the loud barks.

sexkillz:
You are really catching up! And you are another one of them deluded schizophrenic twats that really thinks i give a rat's arse about what your toxocariasis infected brain thinks of my intelligence and my loud barks! But alas, your severe case of multiple sclerosis is really hindering the rate of accelerated feedback to your deoxygenated brain, as a result of your toxocariasis, thereby hampering your innate ability to comprehend my prodigious knowledge! DAMN! NEXT!

Is there a school that teaches how to do all these. How do I enrol?

^^eeeeeeeww
disgusting

Thats enough to put a whining full baby to sleep.
i think some men can breastfeed to soothe baby

cant u c hes got breasts?

^
That young boy is capable of breastfeeding

Cuddlemii:
Don't get too cocky. Is it everything that is written that you believe? Why did he put the story up now? Please are you that gullible? What if he put this up to calm things down cos of the embarrassment they have been getting from peoples comment. Since there is no proof I don't believe. Why do you need a post to justify or explain where u met your spouse. Nigerians need to go for IQ test every once in a while. Since they believe everything.  Hahaha so even the wise ones r so vulnerable.

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[quote author=Cuddlemii link=topic=751312.msg9072414#msg9072414 date=1315084393]Stale gist. Yes na, it was a romantic time on Nland oh. I loved it Guys went missing so babes don't expect them to pop the question . Its an inspiration, I hope chief  

so the whole wedding thing real? Smbody promised to post photos.Still waiting.Mr.and Mrs.
Cuddle you seem to know everything that goes on around here. Ok whats real.Am clueless [/quote]

REALITY101:
What's your point? All I asked is. .  Shall we?

Am an optimist.
i notify when ready

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=751312.msg9072342#msg9072342 date=1315083802]Well mzdarkskin said i should meet her in macdonalds

i went there and met a man who identified himself as mzdarkskin

I ran away  - Narialanders are not real

xynerise and skydeep are both same people

[size=5pt]just as 190 and mr.cork are same people   [/size][/quote]ok i withdraw my earlier statement.
aliens exist

Arrrgh,last and final attempt.

35%

REALITY101:
Can I meet you physically?

This is a classic example of an offline to online encounter. the best.
I hope its not a joke cz people talk as though Nairalanders are not real normal ordinary people._{ok mmm excluded}
everybody thinks everybody is an alien  

oops sorry meant 5.3%

beautiful.

good you two met physically first.

53%

[quote author=Dr.BRIGHT_ link=topic=751047.msg9069560#msg9069560 date=1315055332]Please guyz I want you to help me out.

There was a girl I proposed to marry but we had misunderstanding some years back and she went ahead and married another man with two issues now and she is not with the man anymore.

She said she wants to come back to me. Should I accept her?

Anthony[/quote]Are the 2 kids you are referring to the 2 'issues'?.
When you see them as kids first and not issues you will be able to answer urself
For now,I would say no cz ur not uncomfortable. Theres hesitation in ur voice.

I haven't read the story but if your heart is broken dear,Cry a river,build a bridge then get over it.

Problem with us is that we build Walls instead of Bridges.

Lax75:
Their "formulas" seem to be working on alot of folks though. You have to admit. I wish a wolee would try that ish with me. He would see the end of my barrel. W.A.W.

Why should they even try.I mean you must be gullible enough to swallow such craze. I dont entertain them at all.
I will show them mine is a wrong number from the word go. And they can do headstand or strip to curse me and see if it takes effect.
Some things happen to people who believe in them Look here,if I tell you that if you marry so and so ur gonna die.
You start becoming too conscious of the environment.You cross the road believing that its u Dday.
And sure enough you get crashed not cz the divination came to pass,but cz u were deeply focused on dying you failed to see the oncoming vehicle.
You go home, sit and an innocent fly becomes a victim cz you think its some forces sent to finish you.
And yeah ul die trying to kill an innocent useless mosquito. people are that gullible.the minds have been captured.

If God has not given me the spirit of fear but of power.love and a sound mind,tell me how and why I should even allow anybody to instill ungodly fear in me through divination.It snot even prophecy.They are like the palm readers. The spirit is evil.

^^ please don't even go there. I don't listen to those crazy stories. They are just sick depressed and bitter people in need of a psychiatrist.
They love making other people's lives a misery co their's suck.That's their profession.
Unfortunately they sugarcoat it with the word of God to draw people.
I dont listen ,I dont care.I tell such to go and do real work and earn real income and stop wasting precious time meeting to eat, grow fat, gossip and deceive people.
You can never scare me with the word cz I know the promises are Yeah and Amen so?

M M M:
op
where can i get visa 2 sodom & gomorrah

Sorry dear.Too late. Everything you love happened there.
But listen you are a sodom and gomorrah,in other words u dnt need visa to visit ur city

Being a pastor must be booming biz there.All I need is capture the mind and give wierd stories of how people got punished after failing to heed prophesy.
Seriously one may be tempted to think that ever nigerain is a pastor with some funny church in a funny corner.
And its all cz theres too much of prophecy plus fatal car crashes,deaths in everything. Its deception.
They are very wise.Instill fear and money flows.
I would rather be an aethist than do what some of these pastors do.I have read madness in the religious section.
Some even sell prophecy as if its a book to carry!

Theres something called the spirit of Divination.
That's what I see playing in most of these nigerian churches.
It is prophecy but the source is evil.
A fortune teller will predict your future and it may come to pass.But the spirit behind is not of God,its divination.
Once people learn to differentiate the two they will stop getting deceived.
You wll be shocked to discover that God left some of these churches long ago and all they are using now is divination to deceive people.

See,before God uses another person to speak to you He must have spoken to you first. He speaks thru day to day activities not with a Big Scary and trembling voice. He's not even confined to the church.He can speak thru your unbelieving boss when he sacks you for laziness.
Stop depending on people cz there's  NO VEIL  btwn you and God.For christ Sake the curtain was torn into two giving you access to God.
I even blame the people cz they have no knowledge on what God says and depend on some man to break the word for them and give it to them as he pleases, aim being to enrich himself,instill fear so that you don't leave his church.
They have succeeded in instilling fear in people by giving crazy, weird and mad stories to back up their curses! very silly.
If you knew what God says about your life you will fold you hands and sip a coke as he prophecies doom and death.
But here are people trembling cz they've been told about a dude who changed into a fly or died in a crash cz he dint give heed to prophecy.
Nothing but witchraft manifesting