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You know lingala and swahili are sometimes intertwined eg. Mtoto is child in swahili but the congolese say Mutoto.
I love hearing them speak.Its soo cute.
Batoto ba congo lol

Not there!! I meant here

claremont:
@OP: Most toilets in female hostels of public universities in Nigeria are absolutely dreadful. If only Nigerian men knew where the hole they are sticking their d-ick in has been.  .  .

Wapi picha toba?=where are the pics toba?

toba:
This boy is very selfish and wickedhttps://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295877_10150291365168151_715748150_7715293_883089_s.jpghe wants to cut off the thing. SMDH at the boy

Is the boy you? Toba?

The name lol!

Mr Dickle and Mrs Fickles

Ok. Mr Help Mrs SOS

Mr.Dickle?

^ok.Good to hear that.

@ Nayah

umejaribu sana.=You have tried
Usijali=dont worry
Nafurahi kwamba unakumbuka lugha ya nyumbani= Am happy that you havent 4rgotten the home language.

Let me help you a bit Toba

toba:

PENDO
Annawhite
Bhusayor
Tanimz
scach
Babe
mygoldie
Mukina2

Toba let me be sincere with you now.
That's a risk I fear taking.I don't expose myself beyond NL because not everybody is genuine and its pretty hard to tell who's who.
You guys know each other cz u meet and stuff but I know nobody besides what I read on the forum and am safer that way.
Anything else beyond that is inviting drama and I hate drama to the core.
Lets just be good friends. sawasawa=ok?
please.

No Toba its NL all that is happening there is fun.
Cant you see everybody is making fun there?
I know when to joke and when to be serious so just have fun with Fickle.

@Naya. wala nini leo?
Mi nala mchele,viazi,samaki sausage.mchanganyiko maalum

Finally my questions.
Aunty is it normal for a man to be in love with so many women at any particular time?
Is it really love obsession or infatuation?
Do you think Toba is a nl robot?
What do u think his reaction would be if all the ladies reject him? -\
He's funny though.

somebody's been inside there b4

annawhite:
Aunty fickle toba has a serious problem![b]dont be suprised d list mite increase to 15names ;[/b]D

He's still adding right now as we seek help !

Toba report to Auntys counselling room right now!!

Aunty I think you may need a receptionist now to help you book appointments.
You are getting more visitors with issues at your door.
At this rate people will break you.
Especially that Toba.

^^ Wait till she sorts out Toba.

His issue is even more complex now with religion thrown in!

See if she sorts out Toba,she has sorted out 13 ladies issues at one go.

Come back after a week!

Aunty see what he told me. I have copy pasted .

1[b].if u think the mere mention of your sweet heart will scare me of your back, then u are joking. U are one of my favourites here and i stated that to u with many handles. The earlier u get that the earlier the good Sad[/b]

2. i love pendo so much but i dont think she feels the same way bout me. im single though Cry Cry

I could go on and on as well

Seriously Aunty what do I do?

I think you need to unearth and help Toba.

LOL Toba thats nasty

Nway ope ur good.

Sawasawa Nayah. Nimefurahi kusikia hivyo.

^^ the oldest virgin in nigeria

I love him as a friend not romantic love. He makes me laugh with his crazy posts. But thats it.But he wants to marry me! as well as the other 13 gals gosh!
I do not believe in polygamy.
hes weird!

Aunty start with the emergency one.
I also have issue with Toba. I have told him am in serious relationship but he keeps haunting me all over NL.
He says 'am the one' and he says that to all the other gals as well.  
Pliz Aunty HE NEEDS SERIOUS HELP.

Plus Aunty tell him to stop singing his Am Virgin song all the time. I think he should break it fast. Could be the reason hes restless

Toba, I think Dave is right.
This sos of yours is serious.
Why not start by eliminating.Its called elimination method.
The less you have the more your eyes will open. You need to stop telling everybody they are the 'ones'

Overwhelming Aunty with issues.Toba's issue alone needs a whole week to solve

Have a nice warm day

Right now?

Its partly cloudy
Temp.32 deg c.
Wind is 6km/hr
Sun will set at 6.36 pm cz it rose at 5.16 am

You want more?
Pliz thats enough derail

^^ your problem only God can solve. Its just too complex.If its not Virginity, its love.

Last time i checked they were 3.Now they are 13!

Keep shocking yourself to extinction.
I love geography and anything related
Is that shocking? I think your are the shocking one here.
Ok now go drink.bye

claremont:
^^^
Since you are obviously making a PERSONAL opinion, [b]which is NOT substantiated by any FACTS whatsoever, [/b]I will let you off on this one. Absolutely shocking that a lady[b] prefers watching weather forecasts, as opposed to intellectually challenging programmes! [/b]

You can be pretty annoying. . an irritant.

I mentioned the weather forecast for a reason! what is wrong with you. Those are 2 extremeties.Weather and soaps.cant u see?

I know what I watch and weather is not a movie! but its still NOYB.

Bye and good day.

I dont remember ever saying that.

Men here detest those mexican soaps (they are all the same anyway,same names and very predictable) and emotional movies.

They even make a mockery of them and are left to us women.That's the truth.

Whatever. its a free world.I love the weather.

^^Ok why are you screaming my name this early all over the forum?

Did you read the part below?

pendo89:
And fyi nollywood has a great following here.Am just not into emotional films.

Ok lemmie tell u the truth the 99% are all women folks here. Not all women though.they say its the housewives and maids who love watching them cz of the emotions and sad stories involved. I am only telling you the truth.. Land in nbo and ask anybody,just anybody who watches the movies and you will be told its the women.Call a friend right now to confirm.
[b]
Nollywood and mexican soaps [/b]are loved by women cz they are emotional and women relate to them.

I love the weather forecast.  No crime

Please go rest and leave me in peace.

^^ Are you drunk this morning? or you are missing a fight?

Call this dude up and ask him exactly [b]what he came to do in Nbo,[/b]what he spoke about, for 30 min about the films.

It came from his mouth not ours.

And fyi nollywood has a great following here.Am just not into emotional films.


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Ok you can sleep now cz I hate country to country bashing. The very reason we are not progressing.

Dont derail please.

Nayah sis,Hi

unaelewa kiswahili?