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GB102:
she travels to port almost everytime and also works in i oil firm, she will open up alot of her secrets"
now i dont know what to do, NL please help me.

First OP, NL may help you cz it's not owned by Dr,Phil. So don't place all your hopes here.
second you should set the pace by opening up the secret about ur location.How do u manage to track her movements at the port in nigeria while you are in France? Have you installed a tracking device in her?
Third its obvious you are being played so be wise and do the right thing. which is step.
I am sure there are nice gals in france

oskamboo:
These make me keep thinking over and over again about some dirty secrets of some of our todays girls.These are true life stories menh, a friend told me of a bride to be that went on shaging her ex few days to the wedding, another one also told me of a chick that just did introduction and still having fun with another guy just because her husband to be cant satisfy her sex urge, so many shits happen for this naija. I dont want to be believe that all girls are into this horrible tin. Why cant you settle for who can give u that real satisfaction instead of living in a fools paradise and later regret in your life cos what goes round, !

The bolded is wht matters.I keep saying over and over.Never give up on life because you read somebody's pathetic script.You only learn but life goes on.
If ratio of good to evil is 5:1000 then look out for the 5 and stop whining about the 995.
It wont help you and you wont change a thing so get your acts together,look for the right gal in the right places and take time to study her.
You go picking gals from streets and clubs and then you come here crying> Referring to those 2 examples you gave up there.What kind of descent lady goes doing such a thing?
Rem those women are doing it with men who could be people's husbands as well.
Blame the society.Immorality is not limited to gender.

Why are ALL guys relocating to somewhere and why is it that the first thing they want on landing is a gal??
Have you even unpacked?
Seriously were you not in a relationship where you were before or do you start afresh everytime you move to a new place?
Or is it a case of grass being greener on the east/west side.Or did the love bug hit you the moment u decided to relocate?
When you relocate, you move with your furniture,car,roaches,pets and carry your girlfriend online.
But you dont have to drop a gal just cz your moving.

Wish you luck anyway.I dont live in Akure 4

^^
I try as much as possible not to dilute my replies through humour because I want to stay focused on the topic but only my friends out of nl know I give them aching ribs everyday.Humour often gets mistaken as well.
There are enough clowns here so I enjoy the show

ifesly:
female Lagos.

I have heard of lagos and Abuja.When dd Lagos become Female Lagos?
Things are changing fast.

^^ my prayers are working.amen

[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=741081.msg8974096#msg8974096 date=1313940333]excuse me madam, can i cuddle you
grabbed you from behind while we r sleeping, am sure u like it. [/quote]

^^ Op that above is a good answer

A body without a soul is like a light bulb without electricity or a computer without the software.

So yeah I agree with above op, a beautiful soul= beautiful body.
That's easy to understand. As for where the soul goes after death? religious.

M M M:
op
i hold my GF's punny while sleeping,
so she will not fu-ck anoda guy in her dream

I have added fast to my prayers for you.You know some things dont go but by prayer and fasting
Any way op.The cuddling is the sweetest thing.
Cuddling is better than sex. _{waiting for somebody to bash me}
Its a like the way a baby wants to be cuddled.
But people are different.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=740724.msg8973573#msg8973573 date=1313932726]((BODY)) Big nyansh, Big boooobsi, light skin, heavy thigh plus tick lips are more important [/quote]

See OP this is what happens when you post non- romantic topics on the romance page.
Cork just tried to make it sound romantic.

Its the wrong section.

heartbreaking seeing those 3 kids shivering in the cold.
its very sad

lefulefu:
If u sweat then take a shower.A lady is supposed to have her showers at least twice in a day but maany naija girls of today even find it hard to bath once in a day.they wash their face and their legs and they call tht bathing .white girls dont joke with their hygiene and even my white girl friend has her showers at least thrice in a day

Hygiene has no colour preferences. It don't matter if you are black or white, green or yellow.
It's a personal choice so don't bring white stuff here. I know lazy white girls who go for days without shower.
That's why wet wipes sell fast and they carry them by their dozen in their bags.
Give your local gals a break! A gal doesn't need to be told cz her body will tell her its time 4 shower.
I know you like exaggerating so I rest.

xynerise:
Dyt must u use your 2 username to reply to posts? I mean cuddlemi. Stop d disguise jo . *Lifts her up*

okay I dint read that.
Its party time.

@ogaga
This is how it goes.At times I just read what goes on here and laugh.
You join NL, next somebody requests for our yim and fb id. If u are the quick type you hurry to dish them out and invite every tom ,Joystick and harry. You keep in touch on fb.
Next you discover the person you talk to on nl is not the same person on fb.You start picking fights on fb!
Then what do u do? your fights spill over to nl and land at the mod's desks!
Now how silly is that? What about those that upload people's fb pics here on nl? and the fights start?
I have read some threatening to upload people's fb pics here. Are those the people to trust?
There are ways of knowing somebody well.
Its not a crime to dish out your contacts neither is it crime to hold back. Some people are here purely for discussion and debates,others for friends like the op ,others both.

These fake personalities scare at times cz people sound different from what they really are and if I know that, then am better off not wanting to know you more.

Happy bthday girl.specially for you.

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And to the partiers,have fun and dont drink.Its sunday.Milk and juice are drinks too.

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nah,no sweat.thanks anyway. i love sharing.

Op.
Both are very essential.A human being is a tri-partite being consisting of

1.Body
The body creation by which a person relates to this world and to other people in the world. I call it a shell.

2.Soul
The immaterial and material aspects of humanity.It means life.
The soul is the essence of humanity’s being, it is who we are.
Soul gives a man personality, self-awareness, rationality and natural feeling.
A body without a soul is like a light bulb without electricity or a computer without the software.

3.Spirit
That element in humanity which gives us the ability to connect and have an intimate relationship with God

As for the death and life part,kindly consult the religious section if you dont want thread moved.

In summary we are 3 in 1

Ogaga4Luv:
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^{since i am handsome}  [/size]

wait a minute! is that you on the profile?

I have a bad bad migraine and feel like scrubbing and peeling off the skin on my face after seeing 

what happened to serious posters? it sounds like a kids playground now.

iz2much:
I got married seven months ago and my wife is filing for divorce because she discovered that one of my testicles is ‘undescended’ and my scrotum is very small. My doctor has assured her repeatedly that my other testicle can still work perfectly. I insisted I do not want surgery but she seems to be comparing me with her ex-boyfriend, who is highly endowed. What should I do?

_{Clued from punchng}

Scrotum and Penis? (A pouch of skin which contains the testes)
This 'punch' article is talking about scrotum unless scrotum refers to penis.
I understand she's filed for divorce so? too late.You will find another in love with ur heart as well not only scrotum.
Some decisions r made out of ignorance.

190smh:
^First and foremost

During that peak of the month - when the flow starts

After a HOT SUNNY Day - That V-CUT SHAPE Arena accumulates[b] lots of Heat enough to FRY PLANTAIN[/b]

good heavens dude gosh. How do u know that? you are a guy!

I keep imagining you have OCD. Don't ask what that is coz ppl that have it see and imagine things in their minds which other people dont see and they get mistaken.

Now the reason some emite foul smell is cz of basic hygiene, like not changing or showering often I expect any gal to know this so I leave it at that.

I think the best thing is to date a gal you know,love and knows how to look after herself.

You go picking anything in skirt then be prepared for anything.

But even 190 look here.
A lady sweats that's a fact. But its not an excuse to be dirty.

I just wonder why you guys say you meet 'smelling ladies'.I thought its common sense that if you have a date she comes refreshed, clean smelling yummy and and all that.
If you take her home straight from the wherever then its proper to shower first before you even get down to things.
I mean for christ's sake everything is supposed to be fresh and clean otherwise how can you even get romantic and end up sleeping with dirt?
You guys make me feel like puking. Are those teenagers you are dealing with or fully grown mature ladies?
I would excuse the 13 year old and teach her basic hygiene but a lady over 16 stinking and you accept to sleep with her?
There must be something wrong on your part. . Very wrong
It either means she not your girlfriend cz if your conscious about hygiene you would date a clean gal and she would know how to maintain body for you as well.
Those you talk about? are picked from clubs, or street or they just your side dishes.

^^ oh okay sorry. I dint see the name in brackets.
But still its eeeeeew.

190smh:


6 tubers of YAM per feet enough to feed my entire village

hairy legs like frodo and sam from lord of the rings

seriously dude!

sexkillz:
Pendo! I agree with you 100%! . . . . . . . But! It would have worked BEST for a first timer in LOVE! Very Good points and behaviors to look out for! It's gonna be really difficult for you though, because you have fallen in love before and gotten your heart shattered! Now, even if you see those traits in a guy, you'll keep asking if it is for real, or how am i sure he is not faking or trying to impress! That's what heartbreak does anyway! I like that definition of love! It is more realistic, but again not everyone is patient and willing to look out for THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS! But if you finally do, Your relationship would be very smooth and if it leads to Marriage. . . BLISS!!!

Great.
But nope I think it works best for somebody who has been in love before because they become wise.
First love is risky, in many cases 80% blind.
For those points I highlighted,its not really hard to tell cz a man is not an isolated island. Hes got friends family workmates etc.
I have my own test and lab  .I will even get into your nerves to see how you react when angry and you wont evn know that am testing you. Some things just manifest on their own without much effort.  . You know what I try to look out for? the humane part of you,what your heart is really like,you reaction to issues,your threshold, your patience,kindness,mercy those things that just matter to me.
I already know what you have physically and materially but thats nothing at all.
However no relationship is perfect. That's why I talked about dying to self.
I prefer taking somebody as a wolf in sheeps clothing first then later take time to look for the sheep in them and vv.
I also dislike anybody who talks about looks from morning till night! looks is not everything. 
So far so good somebody is warming me up and no complains whatsoever.My senses are all alert.

^^ you are right lol
When people say they are blindly in love I tell them my eyes are like the globe.
I analyse a lot b4 I even shake. It takes a lot to break me really cz all these things that move people don't move me at all.
The toughest thing anybody can give you is their heart. But many people hold this back and give you other things instead.
People are blinded by sex,material things,education levels,careers,physical looks,tones, shallow temporary things that cannot stand the test of time. They matter yeah but they dont constitute the heart.
Now none of those works for me. Never has and never will.
I just want to know what lies beneath that great face,material stuff, phds,career, etc.
I don't care if you own the world.A murderer is capable of doing that you know.
However if I see you buying a starving kid some lunch,or saving somebody's life?(not when am watching),you have managed to shake me. Matters of the heart move me more than anything else in the world and its the state of your heart that makes me blink.
Now that is me,has always been me and will forever be me no matter what everybody says or thinks.

^^ Am a lady but your giving me nausea the way you are describing all that. I cant even eat now.
Now understand that some ladies do not pay any attention to their basic hygiene.I have met ladies that are plain dirty and I don't spare any. I tell them to go freshen up.
I just hate it when somebody messes up my free God given oxygen cz it tell me you are lazy and very careless.
But am happy cz you won't go picking with any lady u meet since u don't know what lies beneath the tonnes of make up and deodorant.
A lady is suppose to be clean and fresh all the time not just for the sake of men no.For your own sake and pride.It feels good to be fresh and clean!
The same applies to men