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seriously guys,there's a section for this!!

Estoy muy bien querida esperanza ha tenido una buena noche

Teslim.
I CLAP FOR YOU..You deserve a standing ovation!!
Wow !! What an awsome and very intelligent statement! Very well said,You are wiser than than God himself ! Men where have you been all this while?
The world needs people like you.As in really. Keep up bro I trully envy you you know.
In the meantime I need coffee. Proceed with the next person.This I have no time for. sory.

spit the bones and move on.I just learnt not to carry things personally.We are not Jesus you know.Forward such silly stuff to Him and let Him take care of that.
Engaging is useless and tiring,

TO ANY CHRISTIAN OUT THERE!

1 Timothy 1:4

 nor to devote themselves to myths and endless genealogies. These promote controversies rather than God's work--which is by faith.


Titus 3:9  

But avoid foolish controversies and genealogies and arguments and quarrels about the law, because these are unprofitable and useless.

So what is everybody busy wasting time doing if nt disobeying God himself?

Good luck

@ astreides  
you can never convince a determined person.Even Jesus did not convert everybody rem.
People love arguing and debates its human nature after all, It doesnt hurt to look silly or foolish you know?
Hold on to your belief and live life fully.

^^ ^nope
God is a silent listener to every conversation. Not too sure about the rest.He watches and laughs as we act silly.
But lets not go there.There's enough derailing so far.
Back to topic.

Genuine?
well who knows if you are genuine. Who knows who is out there really!
But hang around you never know!

@ Astreides

Its good to avoid some arguments that dont lead anywhere. Infact the bible forbids.
You believe fine whoever doenst believe fine too. Chew the meat and throw the bones and you will be fine.
My heart doesn't skip a bit when somebody says God doesnt exist or decides to call JC names.
No human is a judge after all.
Chill, relax and stick to the topic.

cuddle yeah mary is on NL the newbie!
People need to know where God stops, well rather where he expects us to use the brains that he gave us and not ask him what colour of thongs we should buy  to make our relationships more romantic!
Pple are stressing God too much and later blaming Him for our own silly mistakes.
Choose your wife/patner wisely but don't close your eyes go to some crazy mountains and expect Him to drop a wife from wherever!Its a natural thing nothing so godly there! The state of your heart is what matters the most.If your heart is right and you apply sense and wisdom then you will know what to do and not cry God all the time!

Damn!We are not here to prove whether or not God exists! Choose your God and live your life!
If you believe He exists well and good.If you do not,good for you too! C'mmon we all have a free choice! And He never forces himself on anybody.
I say this, if you believe your god works then serve him.My God works and so I serve Him.No big deal.
I may tell you about Him but never force you to believe in Him.If people saw JC live live and they still doubted what make you believe that anybody who has not seen Him will easily believe? Everything about Him is by Faith you either believe or not.Now that is the foolishness God talks about and which He is proud to be associated with! And I choose to be a fool too 4 believing in God.

Back to dating.There's a difference btwn Dating and Petting.You can choose to be irresponsible or responsible for your actions and consequences.
If you 'profess' Godliness try and avoid all appearances of evil that may lead to temptation and eventually sin. Kissing,petting are not evil but can act as avenues to sin (fornication).Now this is a rule for believers only.If you are not hey,dont fret keep doing your thing).
That is why I say if you are not strong or mature enough to control your emotions then just seal your lips till the right time .
Nobody died out of not petting.Infact they die for engaging in it. well if it goes beyond that.

@sexkillz,

I think people are just dissecting it to make us see if God plays any part in certain aspects of our lives.(esp in relationships)
Some people stopped using their heads and spiritualise everything including going to the toilet or eating food and they end up messing their lives! I doubt if anybody is pointing fingers at the poster.Its just general observations.
some dudes try to squeeze God in everything even when they know what to do,using His name in vain.
eg.

If you dont study you will fail! Do not call for miracle prayers to make you pass!
If you dont take care of your body,you fall sick! stop calling for prayers again.
If you dont date right then you may fornicate and get pregnant.dont say it was Gods will.
If instead of working you go for secret prayers and you are always late you will be fired!
And God will put a rubber stamp there signed 'obedient but foolish child'.

Combine some wisdom with godliness pliz.

^^
seriously!!did you have to think of that?

God needs to slap people everytime they use his name in vain.

Is it God's will to Be Intimate morning or in the afternoon?
Is it God will for me to work or not
Is it God's will for me to marry?
Is it God's will for me to accept this promotion?
Is it God's will for me to cross the street?
Is it His will for me to cook egusi or whatevr!

Its lack of growth among christians coupled with ignorance and foolishness.Trying to involve God in every lil little petty biz yet he gave us brains to think.That aside,read the bible and act stop irritating Him!!like a baby.

Anyway the reason people perish is due to lack of knowledge.Better be wise and you will not be deceived.

It takes two very mature people dating to engage in an ordinary kiss or whatever you may call it without going further.
I see nothing immoral in a kiss on the cheeks. Its an expression of love.So long as its not lust.I like naturaly spiritual people.
It simply shows you are a human being with feelings and thats very godly.
Hey who wants to date a spirit only?Body soul and spirit all come into play when dating!
Now If you cant control yourself keep off that kiss on the cheeks.
Do not start what you do not want to finish.

soo in spanish,
Adios,besos and hasta manana.(bye kisses and see ya tmorrow)
meaningful sentence?

HASTA MANANA!!!
THAT IS THE EXACT WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!!! WOW THANK YOU x2
I used to hear 'esta manana'!! everywhere and kept asking what the heck has banana got to do with everythin
I love you Nayah.
God bless you.

Clap for myself.I passed the bridging test.
Well the easiest is Adios  and No mano.Lol dont even ask about that.It was a comic word making fun of somebody.

Wow Nayah I guess we shall pick from here.Work tomorrow and I feel all spanish now.
I am so glad I got to know about you. Thanks dear for your time.
We shall soon be communicating in Spanish
OK Adios.

Nayah you ar multilingual! You speak spanish as well! ?
Hahah lemie tell you a story
I was in mia and spanish is the lingo.In the office everybody was all spanish the latinos and americans.It was soo sweet I would almost dance whenever they spoke.
And then they purposed to teach me in the short time I was there.
So when we went sailing,I learnt like 50 words in a day!!lemmie try if I can rem
lalingua(tongue),balde (bucket),Avion(plane),velero(yacht),bracelata? ,puente(bridge),agua(water) argh! the rest disappeared!
I picked interest there and swore that nxt time they see al rap like latino.
ooh plus an advert I was taught in spanish.
M&M sederito ento boca en tus manos (M&M, melts in the mouth and bla bla bla whtevr )
plz tell me u understand all that I wrote there lol

The grand finale. round 2.

250 tribes in one country?
Are you the world? lol! what do u mean? damn! what do they speak?
We have like 44 tribes but we always have the major ones that tend to move things, you know like the economy,politics and stuff.
So if you wanna go anywhere politically ie, or even economically,you must align yourself properly with the movers and the shakers lol
English and swahili are the national languages. Funny enough learning in all institutions from kindergarten to university is in English.Swahilii is subject.
But you can learn other languages too.I want to learn spanish .Its the most romantic language.lovely like salsa.
Not difficult to learn

Thank you fr the compliment.However am not a speaker or anything.Far from it.
I am just a person who believes that experience is the best teacher.If you have not experienced anything please learn from those who have .
If you are too choosy you miss out on learning.That is why am here to learn too.
There are serious people here with serious advise on life's issues.
Chew the meat and throw the bones is my motto
The address mmh keep it there.I noted.I will respond at the right time.

mixed cameroonian plus french born!!
Nayah!!Those are 30 letters in the above statement.
Thats cool.I also like knowing what is happening around me including the weather forecast in pago pago
Have you ever been to Nbo?
Its beautiful.
Do you also have a million and one tribes like is common with every other African nation?

Hi Toba.Sory for the fever.You are welcome.lol I just met a cool sister. 

Arggh! now you make it even worse. Lets me just call you Nayah from france.Its much easier cz the rest ends up confusing the masses.
So what is the nature of your work.Don'tmention it.Just what does it constitute?
You made me think you are some politician reading through your posts in the politics section.
Well are you?

I swear you just knocked me off with that combination.
Lets just say you have german,tz and cameroonian blood flowing thru your system! Gal you are blessed! wht are you?
But the german and tz blood? mmh one sanctifies the other is all I can say.
Sawhili originaly is from the Arabs.Its shared across EA region but the Tz 's are the perfect speakers followed by Kenyans then Ugandans.
The Burundis do try too.A few congolese speak it as well.
You just cant beat the coastarians from Kenya and Tz when it comes to swahil! You almost feel like dancing whenever they speak!
sensual music you r right.

ouch ouch ouch

Really?
okay now I understand why you are cool and composed.
Its only in Tz where a cop will beg to shoot a robber.
They will beg to say hi to you.I mean they dont just intrude you know.
They are well mannered and always apologising. I love tz swahili musicians.

Why do the Arabs occupy the Northern parts of almost every African nation?
Well my country is full of everybody! Everybody is here!lol

@ omo

Stressing God : 'Exam is coming tomorrow: Pray for 23 hours and 59 minutes and cram for 1 minute. Looking for a spouse: go to your Pastor and fast and pray till menopause and/or gray hair comes.'


ooh my ribs !!

I also confuse you guys with the sisters from DRC lol