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OlajumokeBread:
I'm not impressed.
I graduated with 7.0 GPA.
I couldn't find a job so i decided to sell bread

Lol, Bread seller, guess you went to UI cos I think that is the only school that uses 7.0 CGPA but I am yet to hear of a perfect 7 cumulative GPA apart from the elect elect guy who had 6.9 and last I heard of him, he was with Mobil so make better use of your cgpa in bread selling.

I have not been around in a while however, I observed that the trend whereby MTN subscribers get disconnected is on the increase. Just yesterday, I learnt of the registration issue in Owerri, and just today. I saw a pitiable state of subscribers posted on this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/2778057/crowd-mtn-office-ikotun
I am still requesting that we gather ourselves and ensure MTN gives account of our registration data.

cc: lalasticlala, Seun, Ishilove

freemanbubble:
i don't use empty hen though. but this is a good move. i will look for friends and relatives whose sim were deactivated and send their mails to you

Thanks, I look forward to having them. We need to stop the impassioned abuse of our consumer rights before it goes too unbearable.

FREEEMANAN:

I hope this will really yeild any fruit.... Seriously...


Nwanem biko..... You said you read Grisham.. . That's what I am more interested in

Do you know if he still writes or he has hung up pen?

I have exhausted all his works....

Boss,
He seldom write novels nowadays but he has not retired; I believe a new book should be released by 2016 but his last book "Sycamore Row" came out in 2013, so you can try and get it if you have not read it.

Adeniyi Salvage,
I already mentioned that anybody interested can get across to me for inspection; all the person needs do is mail me, we fix a time for the inspection and if it is found that I don't have this car here in Lagos, let the person open a thread and call me a fraud; I don't do such things in my life. I have been sort of very busy so I didn't change the pictures from the one I already snapped at Cotonou but for clarification of the registered plate number, attached is a quick shot this morning.
Thanks

Yes, the car is still available because i am not dropping the asking price. So if you are interested the asking price is the selling price.
Thanks for your interest.

Hi,
First and foremost, moderator, i hope that i am in the right section and i have not violated any rule.
I have a tokunbo 2008 ford edge full options car for sale. I got it for one of my guys but the guy finally chose to buy the 2011 model so i want to quickly recoup my money.
It already has registered documents and plate number and everything cost 2.85m but i am willing to give it out at 2.8m, it has never been driven in Nigeria
If anybody is interested, please contact me via perfectgentlemans@yahoo.com
Attached are the car picture

Hello mayor2013,
Yet to hear from you. Guess you don't have interest anymore.

mayor2013:
Where is the location of this car

it's presently in ikorodu, Lagos

Sorry, the picture wasn't inserted well. you now have it.

Hi,
First and foremost, moderator, i hope that i am in the right section and i have not violated any rule.
I have a tokunbo 2008 ford edge full options car for sale. I got it for one of my guys but the guy finally chose to buy the 2011 model so i want to quickly recoup my money.
It already has registered documents and plate number and everything cost 2.85m but i am willing to give it out at 2.8m, it has never been driven in Nigeria
If anybody is interested, please contact me via perfectgentlemans@yahoo.com
Attached are the car picture

bomafelix:
Or don't you think your bothers need to know the exact vacancy they are submiting their C.Vs for? So at least we can tailor our C.Vs appropriately. Like removing some experience not needed for the kind of available vacancy. C.Vs are improved base on the job you are aplying for.

So my brother asking you some questions is not to get you angry but to help us further, since we do not know what you know. I am sure you know whats up and was guided by the main source that gave you the submision info. Please just clear us a bit, i beg! I Will be going back there tomorrow.

Bomafelix, I feel for you because I see your desire not to be swindled or given false information about a fake recruitment. I will address your questions based on findings from unofficial sources; CNL has an embargo placed on recruitment presently so there's no how they will be recruiting. Likewise, the HR office is in Lagos with just a HR administrative office in Warri so there is no how recruitment can be done in Warri alone.
However, some second party and third party contractors can still recruit staffs that will work in any of Chevron operation but the question is if this is the case, why not use their office rather than Chevron's, hence discretion is advised. God bless your hustle.

Bekwarra:
R.I.P great man, the scion of the Great Zik. I can still remember you sitting like a fulfilled old man during the 50th Anniversary Celebration of Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall University of Ibadan along with GMB, El Rufai, Bisi Akande, Abiola Ajimobi, Rashidi Ladoja etc. I still have the picture I took while you were delivering your speech. God bless you sir. The Zik name lives on. Zik Hall, the greatest hall in the University of Ibadan, the greatest hall in Africa.

Great Baluba Lion, I was also at that event even though I was a Katangite but I stayed one year with the famous zikites. Recte sapere fons

Jakpon:
RESULT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN THE SIX GEO-POLITICAL ZONES

1) DR GOODLUCK JONATHAN - PRESIDENT NIGER DELTA REPUBLIC

2)MAJ.GEN MOHAMMODU BUHARI - PRESIDENT AREWA REPUBLIC

3)ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR - PRESIDENT KANEM BORNU REPUBLIC

4)PREOFESSOR YEMI OSINBAJO - PRESIDENT ODUA REPUBLIC

5) THEODORE ORJI - PRESIDENT BIAFRA REPUBLIC

6) SEN DAVID MARK - PRESIDENT MIDDLE BELT REPUBLIC

Guess what my friend, if it comes to a divided Nigeria, there will be no election and I can bet that if it comes to geo-political elections, GEJ won't be allowed to win the Niger Delta region; the only reason they are canvassing and supporting him is for ethnic reasons but not based on performance.

Guy, I want to be objective with you. APC may not be the Messiah but what they have done in the states they manage calls for adulation, in light of the fact that some of these states were initially governed by PDP governors.
You mentioned Akwa Ibom and Delta State as being well handled by PDP governors, I seriously laugh at your inability to see beyond the present. For Akwa Ibom, I will give a pass mark but please don't mention Delta state, I stay there and I can tell you that they have nothing going well, the governor is not trying at all.
For Lagos, I believe there is more work to be done as we still have a long way to go but give kudos to those working.
I can veritably tell you that it is not a function of party but people so stop voting for parties but people with good plans for the future of Nigeria. I will never vote for someone who promises to offer what he can't deliver when given the chance; I will rather take my chances with a new person.

I have just one word for you: God bless you. I feel that you have a true passion for this country, the same way I do but I am fast getting appalled by our attitudes ; particularly the so called educated and literate youth who does not see any future for this country than to sell off the country to politicians who have nothing to offer, but promises.
Please continue the sanitization of those whose minds are open enough so that we can be delivered from bad leadership.

veevean1:
ok abeg i de go sleep i hv test on sat nyone wit dragnet material

I do have some of their questions. Send me your email address: perfectgentlemans@yahoo.com asap so that i can send it to you before your test on saturday.
Success

Shyna112:
see ur mouth, who pay the salaries ghost abi? answer me now, people who pays peoples salary we have den here on dis site, so dey can tell us wat people earn

As much as i don't subscribe to dogood's use of the word poverty, i wish to point out that he isn't lying. Most MNCs in O&G take more contract staffs, who they pay very well; hence they assume the notion of oil workers but the real oil workers are those who were recruited by the company, placed on probation and confirmed after a given period.
They are then placed on a competitive pay pack that doesn't give them opportunity to run off to other competitors. Based on veritable facts, there is no IOC whose upstream graduate staff earns less than 10M per annum, less benefits.

Coded rock, good analysis; I totally agree with you. Sometimes, when I see topics like the other insinuation, it makes me laugh and it shows how wrong our perceptions can be. For your information, I am a member of both LIB and NL and from what I have noticed, Linda tries to create a celebrity status around herself, because those are the people she deals with; hence the show off. Seun, on the other hand is more of an investor, both in intellectual property and humanitarian services.
On the issue of wealth, you are wrong; Linda Ikeji is not richer than Seun; she buys more liabilities while Seun invests more, but in terms of net worth, Seun is richer.
From the business perspective, no foreign investor will ever make the trade-off of LIB over NL because NL has more patronage, more organised as a business and covers more distinct areas than LIB, hence a better source of traffic.
From the little I know of the watsapp purchase, even when there were more flashier apps, the real value of Seun Osewa is in the price he can get if he were to sell NL, which I believe will more than triple LIB, hence Seun is richer; it is not about the cash but about the assets.

Sometimes, when I see topics like this, it makes me laugh and it shows how wrong our perceptions can be. For your information, I am a member of both LIB and NL and from what I have noticed, Linda tries to create a celebrity status around herself, because those are the people she deals with; hence the show off. Seun, on the other hand is more of an investor, both in intellectual property and humanitarian services.
On the issue of wealth, you are wrong; Linda Ikeji is not richer than Seun; she buys more liabilities while Seun invests more, but in terms of net worth, Seun is richer.
From the business perspective, no foreign investor will ever make the trade-off of LIB over NL because NL has more patronage, more organised as a business and covers more distinct areas than LIB, hence a better source of traffic.
From the little I know of the watsapp purchase, even when there were more flashier apps, the real value of Seun Osewa is in the price he can get if he were to sell NL, which I believe will more than triple LIB, hence Seun is richer; it is not about the cash but about the assets.

Kelly32: Why use such an event (that deserves to be FIRST CONDEMNED) as a platform to suggest what you have not personally investigated. what do you benefit by trying to whip-up political or religious sentiments with this event?

We as Nigerians should all stand together against this act of barbaric savagery. Those are peoples brothers,sisters, children, husbands and wives with a future and have been innocently slaughtered. You did not condemn this evil, but you are rather making insinuations. Perhaps you have an evil interest in this.

I agree with you, but in the same vein we should also stand against using our peaceful religion as a means to carry out irregular activities by whomsoever. I admonish that the CAN president steps down rather than continue mingling politics with religion.
N. B: I am a practicing Christian according to the doctrines of the Bible and not what so called men of God says and I can never recall wherever in the Bible, Jesus Christ had this kind of unholy alliance with politicians.

zeb04: yeh that's it.he fought back(he retaliated) he wasnt trying to defend himself. There are certain ways things shld be handled. No matter how we try to downplay it,he was wrong(she was wrong to) and they shld both face the consequence.


I am not trying to be biased BT I don't knockout someone and I call it defense.

nice that you pointed out the issue of his beating her blue - black, would it have been right if it has been a lady that retaliated? because in the end, we are all emotional beings: no man or woman should emotionally or physically instigate such actions from his or her partner.

I don't know if I am correct but if I am asked such questions in an interview, below will be my response.
1. I will design a puzzle with pencils such that the first pencil is taken to the last position after arranging on a straight line without moving more than one pencil at a time and giving space allowance for only one pencil using either bubble sort or merge sort algorithm.
2. I would have no problem if I came from Mars because I will be the only one but in solving earthen problems, I will use the way of the earthly people; when you are in Rome, you behave like Romans.
3. Remove the battery and the clock will stop working which is what it's intended to do; tell time, hence breaking the clock.
4. Drop the pin on the disc, wherever the pin falls off is the direction of the disk.
5. N/2, by joining any 2 of the strike end, you have a loop and all loose ends tied.
6. Put a light signal on the phone with vibration capabilities to alert the deaf when calls come in. Likewise design a voice to font translator and a list of simple optional responses using artificial intelligence.
7. I will design the elevator to go up.
8. You should not hire me because I will be doing exactly what every other person you employ will be doing but I will be doing it in a different way from them.
9. I will explain using herzenberg collision theory with emphasis on the constants such as Steffan Boltzmann constant while varying the surface areas of the sphere; they are dependent on the radius of the sphere at which point the impact will differ.
10. This is an open ended question depending on what you know but I will Microsoft Bing search engine, office suite, x-box and windows phone.

Note: I love learning hence if you have a contrary view, you can simply pen it down. I will like to learn from you.

Go back and insert the external drive, then open the external drive from the Computer icon, you will see a search bar by the right hand side, you can search based on alphabets (a-z) separately; it would return all files om the drive that starts with any of these alphabets. However, beware of your system because I guess it may be virus-infected. after backing up all your files on a PC, format the drive and copy every file once again.

Baby mama: You make 60k a month probably living in a "face me I shoot you " and you wan marry?
Chai
Women don suffer
Do you know how much SMA gold costs
Diaper Nko?

What does that mean? I have never commented before on this thread but I will today, based on your statement. I had a friend who married his wife in a room self-contain while earning 30k. The same guy now works for an oil company, lives in a good house and he's building 2 houses at the same time. If the wife thought of what you just said then, I guess she would never know how far the guy would go. Don't look down on him because he earns that amount. At least he is being truthful than the numerous lots who claim to own it all under false pretense when all they are is jobless.

@ Op, I wish you well in your search but please don't be too desperate to marry in 2014, It is something you go into and you should never come out of again so take your time. The year should not determine your marrying but finding the right woman; I will say that you started the right way by expressing your interest, but immediately the ladies start showing up, do your appraisal in as little time as possible to know if you can move on with the relationship and if not, just call it quit so as not to compound your problem or marry based on sentiments. Wish you luck and I guess if God answers your prayer, this time next year, you will be a married man.

Ops,
Good work; keep it up. I have a manufacturer in China who instead of Escrow is willing that I pay into a PayPal account. Is it safe and what are the modalities?

fatai2: You can start with small order to test there quality first, another way you can also check buyers feedback in that particular store u are interested in.

Boss, thank you so much for your advice. In order to play safe, I am thinking of ordering it directly from aliexpress. Although the price seems higher, I feel it is a more secured way of transacting. What is your take on my using aliexpress? Is it safer as they claim that they will refund money if I don't get my purchase? I am thinking of buying 200 pieces as a test run which I feel is small in line with your advice.

fatai2: I can't advise u to buy flash drives and memory cards from china online. Its highly risky.

My Oga, Thanks so much for the advice. What if I get a company that can do Escrow so that I can personally confirm the quality of the flash before agreeing that they release the funds. What other options do I have for buying the flash rather than online

Bro, you are doing a very good job. I am thinking of ordering USB flash drives from China, do you advise that I buy it directly from alibaba or that someone helps me do the buying; even though I don't know anybody presently and what is the shipping modalities for flash drive? Like how much would it cost for say shipping 500 pieces?