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Quality20:
men stop marrying faces, or sexylooks n voices. A lady who talks like a prostitute may impress some men, but its a mistake to marry such

Infact you stated the facts. The more men run after a slay queen with sexy looks and sultry attributes and ending up keep them as a wife... The more same type of men will keep dying of high blood pressure, domestic stabbing, cutting, and slicing.

You can't cage a slay queen neither own them totally. They own you and other public men,. Please forget preaching about marriage morals to them. It's never in there book as long they keep getting attention from others, your counted less.

Single men please find and stick to a God fearing, supportive and well trained woman. It's not majorly about beauty, fashion and styles that makes a good woman and gives a peaceful home... It's the CHARACTER of a woman that counts the most. ..... Keep the good one dump the useless slay Queens they will still fadeout with age.

Hmmmn I smell lies with a relationship that went bad. So you were raped but never raised alarm orvl reported to the needed authorities. You waited to graduate before opening book of lamentation looking for attention and popularity. hmmmn just don't let me say what's on my mind you are a......?

Factors that determine what we become in life:

1) Genes

2) Surrounding

3) Society

Every focused Nigerian with the right genes when placed in a good surrounding and with positive society backing will surely perform outstandingly... More growth to your success bro

His time was up, from the very first day he started his escapades. SINS against the holy spirit wont be forgiven. How I wish God starts striking down those who call themselves pastor men /women falsely. Who only use his name to Rob and decieve unbelievers and believers.
They think there's no God, and they feel free to commit without instant repercussion.
Hmmnn the cup is yet to be filled for we all live by God grace and mercy.

RIP

What a CReative Art!

Cut/Uncut : Many mad but very few are roaming

Ohh Lawd!!! Many are mad only few are roaming.

Just tell me your hungry and wanna eat my poo

Oh Lord, thank you for giving me the ability and feeling for the opposite sex (Eve). Rather than configuring me to have feeling for same sex. Amen.

Lobbissh! You spirit of same sex gerrreeout!!! for it is written "Like do not attract but opposite sex brings perfection".

"So who is gonna be the first to pull the nuclear trigger and become the world #1 enemy..

Still hoping Trump calms down to be smart and just only see NK trying to taunt him to make the first move. NUCLEAR WAR is no joke ooo the radiation death alone that will cost innocent civilians, is just a tip of what worst genetic mutation will happen afterwards in the lives people for years.

But please, when the shooting start let them not deflect nuclear missiles to Africa. I am yet to complete my radiation bunker.. Abeg.

Corrupt power intoxicates!

mrphysics:
I couldn't even concentrate in the office. Like seriously, the reasoning, analyst, psychology, etc. were damn funny. O boy, I fear for nairaland police detective students

Though the child was just trying to practice what she was being taught in school, she was innocent in mind, she never knew there was a sign of being rude in her words. I see her as a smart kid, intelligent, and a brave girl. All she need is for the parents to do their work and watch her shine. All these deductions are just people trying to correct the op on what he/she should do.

You seem to be one of the nairaland DPOs

Seriously it's so funny here . Your right also about the kid just been innocent and playful. We all have passed through the same stage the kid is presently.

I just feel so sorry for the Op,I bet he got more than he bargained for.
Also hope he has got tough skin not to see himself as a bad FATHER. As assumed by the department of NL investigation

Cheers

Thank God for the internet, Exposing some people display of ignorance and stupidity but think they are showing off to the public.

I pray the innocent children arrive safely to there destination. I can't imagine the survival rate in an event of boat mishap.

#ignorant teacher#stupid teacher#ignorant boat captain

reading this post I could not help myself but to laugh all through.

Op, big mistake I guess you came on the forum to get English clarification. Unfortunately your placed on family detention and interrogation.

Sorry your bail is on process....

My greetings to every NL detectives, psychologist, Debaters and critics, you guys always make NL threads fun to read.

ENJOY...

Mehn the job guy is stubborn and ignorant. Why should he wait on until the 30th time before knowing his problem. You can't keep doing or having same thing and then expecting a different result.
If he really needs a job let him abide to the company's rules or policy.

No Nigerian will wait the 30th time to be rejected. when there are makeup you can use to conceal it haba

johnflex:
Guys i need help! im 33, after 3 weks of an argument and no communication, my girlfriend of 3 years of courtship told me she was pregnant, and she and her mum has been pressuring me to marry her claiming tht in thier family, if a man doesnt do the needful before marriage that the child belongs to them, i love this girl so much in spite of her characters which my parents dont like and dont support the union, even after she had embarrassed and slapped me in the public before, but im not the local traditional type and i overlooked these things, now the problem is theyre threathening to take out the baby, even after i had accepted that im responsible, thier reason is that the mum made the same mistake in the past and she doesnt want her child to do the same, i explained to her that il take full responsibility of the pregnancy and we should allow the baby come first and then i promise i would marry the daughter, i even plan to send the girl to the states to give birth and probable send her to school in canada, expalining to them further my reasons for not marrying now is that my parents are not yet convinced about her and they feel shes trying to use this pregnancy to hold me down, because they know i neva had the intention of settling down with a nigerian girl in the first place, a little about me, i own 2 international businesses, 2 cars each worth 4m at least, a house and other properties, take at least 2 trips a year, all my folks are abroad, but i feel funny because im not a womanizer and the girl knows this, so im suprrised at why the rush, now all my extended families now know about my situation and i felt the whole relationship has become too toxic to go into as im afriad of making a mess and i needed some time, its difficult to deal when all your family dont support u to go into it, but i dont blame my family in thier decision because i feel like i let all the cats about her out of the bag by letting them into the details of the relationship and its events which i regret, i love her and im afriad i might also be making a mistake if i do not marry her as i might loose her, as she has been there for me in spite of every embarrasment she has gone thru becos of me, guys i rili need you opinoon, married men opinion in particular. thanks

Haba is it a must for you to marry her, if you are yet to be sure of her character? I also don't understand why her parent should be blackmailing you and already planning to deny you access to your child.

Then they not good prospective family inlaw. Both family can handle this situation properly and it all depends on you as a man what your choice are? if this lady is already assaulting you in presence of family members before marriage. Abeg, Rethink well before settling with such lady.

Don't let there threats overwhelm you, don't also get too emotional that could cloud your judgement. Be a man think straight you know the kind of future home you want and if you don't see such with your baby mama bounce. Take good care of your kid if they allow you and if not the future will reveal all never worry yourself.

I believe what really amazes the world police U.S is the deterrence of a nation like NK. If they could put alot of resistance against usa, imagine what other countries having the notion could do too if they team up against usa. Well you can never be a big bully forever. The world keeps changing in technology and U. S is trying so hard to be the only nation to hold such power . Definitely China won't like this breakout if U.S eventually overcomes NK. It will bring them so much closer under monitoring of the USA... Asian hates been told what to do, there strength lies within unity for one another.

Kim knows what his doing, he is not acting alone in all this drama... Ww3 it's time to Call up your allies.

mehn, see how his bae is smiling for the camera

She's got guts so much of it. Ohh well, why am I not surprised? its a true good free country.

God bless.....?

Veraatabeh:
Let me nt say wats on my mind

Oya say the beginning and I will give it finishing touch

Seriously, most songs we listen to without understanding there lyrical content and dance are dangerous. How do you explain an instance when listening to a song your body feels like doing the usual or going crazy? Invoking various ritual dance styles and singing demonic choruses of which lyrics we care less to understand. Music is meant to soothing and give peace to the body, mind and soul not becoming possessed and violent.

agongajoseph:
It happened to me, two weeks before I left Russia on completion of my Masters degree I slept wit a girl for d first time , we had sex just once, I came back to Nigera, she went on to marry her boyfriend, putting d pregnancy on him (a white guy), when she gave birth, with time d baby stated looking like an halfcaste. Inshort to cut the long story short, her friend chatted me up a year later on facebook n broke d news to me, I wrote her n asked her, I never knew it was her husband that was online on her page...that was how he cleared his doubt dat d baby isn't his. They divorced.

Your a good man and a father. Irresponsible men would have simply ignored such info. Go visit your cute princess

Luckygurl:
Oga should chill for you to graduate na
Less than two years isn't such a long time.

You guys can do it gradually.
Maybe introduction sometime next year, traditional marriage too. Then leave white wedding till after you write your final exams.

Very Good dear, Your last statement ought to be your first and the first the last advice.

Op, are you really prepared for marriage with him after your schooling? If not, I think you guys need to sit and have serious talk about the future together. I guess your scared and have so much plans you would love to accomplish. Furthermore, you still think your young and have enough time before marriage.

Love, patience and understanding is what matters most in marriage. You both can still build a successful future together. Never wait for a man of value to be made before you consider him good for marriage. You will be adored more when your support and success towards him leads to his breakthrough too.

Chai my brother you have suffered, this your galfrnd just branched into buka... See 4k food mehn you av been scammed. Well your lucky she is just a galfrnd serious recession would have affected ur stomach in marriage with her.

malache:
pls I don't that is y am here.pls tell me

Seriously your still here asking for medical help? What happened to Google or the hospital ?

Ooh I see, your profile pix speaks for itself Enjoy your gift of reaping what u sow joor

An online forum is not a Medical care Center Bruv, head to a reliable hospital for test ASAP!

Lol � fear women 20 minute of feeling infatuated love for you can be transformed into longterm unexplainable hate for a guy.

If you wanna turn down her sexual advances do it wisely. Else ur bleeped

cassidy1996:
China made e nor go last

LOL, that your phone and battery is from China oo. The ear piece you use is from PRC. Really they deserve commendation on each brilliant innovation. China have decided to standout from the rest of the world.

Nigeria can do better too, only if we use our mind and brain for positive and productive growth of our nation.
God bless Nigeria

Chai God, please save us from Nigerian made consumable products..

Coke = sugar + coloring +water,

Gala = empty flour + fake beef,

juice drink = sugar + water +flavoring +colour + chemical preservatives

Indomie = flour + flavoring + chemical preservatives.
Etc.

Even now chickens grow big and matured within 2months haba

PLEASE SOMEONE HERE SHOW ME THE WAY TO PLANET MARS EMBASSY... I want to relocate

Most ladies that Behave this way are sickos, it's just few that are roaming about in Street.... Imagine kids seeing this and trying to emulate calling it fashion...

IT'S NOT FASHION, BUT BECOMING MAD PUBLICLY WHILE PRIVATELY YOU THINK YOUR NORMAL

What a pity too much strong alcohol, drugs and smokes.

When will it ever be recorded of jailing a senior or junior officer for breaking the law? those guys cover up each other mess very well.

Most of them are irreparably corrupt, go to any police station to report breach of peace or violence. They will ask you following :

Police: ehn!!! so as anybody been killed?

Citizen : no sir

Police : ohk, wait for inspector kabiru he went to buy bread across the road.

Citizen : but sir, its an emergency oo.

Police: My friend, don't tell me what to do, if you can't wait for inspector kabiru. Go home we will come and meet you also drop your phone number.

Citizen : saying within me ( and am paying my taxes for this people) . Hissed and walked out.

No better force than the Nigerian army, those guys are always ready and gallant. Thumbs up

drabdulmuniem:
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Bloody scammers, killers, kidney thieves

chidichuddo:
I totally get your point but pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee answer this



what do u do when the lady prevents you from talking a walk, she locks the door or holds you either by ur clothing or belt, with the usual bad mouthing women are known for, rain curses on u and ur parents or let's the world know your performance in the other room, letting the world the size of your manhood especially if u ain't blessed down there. using ur past against you or how you were brought up by your parents and neighbors are downloading all these information while she spits fire.


as we all know, all these mentioned above are what women are known for, she might not say all but most

how do men stop all these without being violent?

I await ur response

Hmmnn Bruv, you really made me remember my past. Most point you listed are all hits with what I experienced.
I.

Please guys and the few good ladies, never try to manage a domestic violence relationship. Unless you prefer to manage a wooden casket.

aieromon:
It's a scam. Don't try to analyse it. People have fallen for this same tactic and you now have the opportunity to make an informed decision.

Make it count!

You call it a scam and tactics are you saying there's nothing like Canadian working visa? or is it your first time of hearing about this visas type?

Also could you please share your experience with us of how the so called Canadian working visas scam operates?

Now op, it's good news you have a friend who got his working visas through same agent. I believe there are terms and conditions attached, and your not paying the full fee charged by the agent upfront?

Put this questions to them
1) what are the terms and conditions for the working visa?
2) What job sector and nature of job plus salary per month is available?
3) What is the name of company offering the employment?
4) How many years job contract is it and is it renewable?
, 5) Is it a fulltime job or part time?
6) How long is the duration for the processing of working visas?

If your now satisfied with the there response and the terms and conditions of the offer, then your good to start.
Mind you, signup a legal written agreement with them, state request for full refund of your money as your own terms if it all goes south.

Note : Only make full payment to the agent after authentication of your work visas through the embassy.

Yes, In Canada you can work and study but can't apply for fulltime study. which is due to work hours restriction during a fulltime study.
But, If you can successfully complete a part time study and certification while working with your employer, apply for your PR.

Cheers �

Tikeme:
How can I make it bigger

Hmmnn, Sister be satisfied with what God has given you. In your sub conscious mind stop making comparisons of other ladies boobs shapes or arse with yours...

No lady has got complete perfect shape or size to suit every man. So long your healthy and neat, your balanced .

Be happy