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bdchange:
what do you mean by saying she is lucky? is the man supposed to start having sex with other ladies apart from his wife..because people do it does not mean it is the norm.

She's lucky actually, in this current generation, most married men cheat, it is difficult to find one that does not, those that cheat are in the majority. She's lucky I must say. To be married for two years and your husband doesn't find you boring, monotony doesn't set in, such a wife is lucky. The bitter truth is men get tired over time with one particular pussy, the urge, the drive, that initial burning fire gradually winds away, but don't make a mistake, the Love may still be intact. Love and sex are two different things to men. Though I feel for the woman sha, because excessive sex could be very irritating, sex is energy sapping. If her husband energy level is more than hers, it will weigh her down. Too much of everything is bad.

Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?

He is not cheating on you that's why, no one else is helping you outside, so you decide what you want. To carry your cross alone or allow Joseph or Arimatia (side chick) to help you carry your cross.

Omooba77:
ADDRESS BY H.E. MUHAMMADU BUHARI,
PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ON THE CUMULATIVE LOCKDOWN ORDER OF LAGOS AND OGUN STATES AS WELL AS THE FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY ON COVID- 19 PANDEMIC
AT THE STATE HOUSE, ABUJA
MONDAY, 27th APRIL, 2020


Your president is still making his speech while his speech is already in circulation.

1. Fellow Nigerians

2. I will start by commending you all for the resilience and patriotism that you have shown in our collective fight against the biggest health challenge of our generation.

3. As at yesterday, 26th April 2020, some three million confirmed cases of COVID nineteen have been recorded globally with about nine hundred thousand recoveries. Unfortunately, some two hundred thousand people have also diedpassed away as a result of this pandemic.

4. The health systems and economies of many nations continue to struggle as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

5. Nigeria continues to adopt and adapt to these new global realities on a daily basis. This evening, I will present the facts as they are and explain our plans for the coming month knowing fullyfully aware that some key variables and assumptions may change in the coming days or weeks.

6. Exactly two weeks ago, there were three hundred and twenty three confirmed cases in 20 States and the Federal Capital Territory.

7. As at this morning, Nigeria has recorded one thousand two hundred and seventy-three cases across 32 States and the FCT. Unfortunately, these casesthis includes 40 deathsfatalities.

8. I will useam using this opportunity to express our deepest condolences to the families of all Nigerians that have lost their lives loved ones as a result of the COVID nineteen Pandemic. This is our collective loss and we share in your grief.

9. Initial models predicted that Nigeria will record an estimated two thousand confirmed cases in the first month after the index case.

10. This means that despite the drastic increase in the number of confirmed cases recorded in the past two weeks, the measures we have put in place thus far have yielded positive outcomes against the projections.

11. The proportion of cases imported from other countries has reduced to only 19% of new cases, showing that our border closures yielded positive results. . These are mostly fellow Nigerians returning through our land borders. We will continue to enforce land border arrival protocols as part of the containment strategy.

12. Today, the Nigerian Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) has accredited 15 laboratories across the country with an aggregate capacity to undertake 2,500 tests per day across the country.

13. Based on your feedback, Lagos the State Government and the FCT with support from NCDC is hasve established several sample collection centers in Lagos and the FCT. They are also reviewing their laboratory testing strategy to further increase the number of tests they can perform including the accreditation of selected private laboratories that meet the accreditation criteria.

14. Several new fully equipped treatment and isolation centres have been operationalised across the country thereby increasing bed capacity to about three thousand. At this point, I will commend the State Governors for the activation of State-level Emergency Operation Centres, establishment of new treatment centres and the delivery of aggressive risk communication strategies.

15. Over ten thousand healthcare workers have been trained. For their protection, additional personal protective equipment have been distributed to all the states. Although we have experienced logistical challenges, we remain committed to establish a solid supply chain process to ensure these heroic professionals are can work safely and are properly equipped.

16. In keeping with our Government’s promise to improve the welfare of healthcare workers, we have signed a memorandum of understanding on the provision of hazard allowances and other incentives with key health sector professional associations. We have also procured insurance cover for five thousand frontline health workers. At this point, I must commend the insurance sector for their support in achieving this within a short period of time.

17. Nigeria has also continued to receive support from the international community, multilateral agencies, the private sector and public-spirited individuals. This support has ensured that critical lifesaving equipment and materials, which have become scarce globally, are available for Nigeria through original equipment manufacturers and government-to-government processes.

18. The distribution and expansion of palliatives which I directed in my earlier broadcast is still on going in a transparent manner. I am mindful of the seeming frustration being faced by expectant citizens. I urge all potential beneficiaries to exercise patience as we continue to fine tune our logistical and distribution processes working with the State Governments.

18.19. I have directed the Central Bank of Nigeria and other financial institutions to make further plans and provisions for financial stimulus packages for small and medium scale enterprises. We recognise the critical role that they play in Nigeria’s economy.

19.20. Our Security Agencies continue to rise to the challenge posed by this unusual situation. While we feel deeply concerned about isolated security incidents involving hoodlums and miscreants, I want to assure all Nigerians that your safety and security remains our primary concern especially in these exceedingly difficult and uncertain times. As we focus on protecting lives and properties, we will not tolerate any human rights abuses by our security agencies. The few reported incidences are regrettableregrettable, and I want to assure you that the culprits will be brought to justice.

20. I urge all Nigerians to continue to cooperate and show understanding whenever they encounter security agents. Furthermore, for their protection, I have instructed the personnel of the security agencies be provided with the necessary personal protective equipment for their own protection.
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21.22. As we continue to streamline our response in the epicenters of Lagos and the FCT, I remain am concerned about the unfortunate developments in Kano in recent days. Although an in-depth investigation is still ongoing, we have decided to deploy additional Federal Government human, material and technical resources to strengthen and support the State Government’s efforts. We will commence implementation immediately.

22.23. In Kano, and indeed many of other States that are recording new cases, preliminary findings show that such cases are mostly from interstate travel and emerging community transmission.

23.24. Drawing from these, I implore all Nigerians to continue to adhere strictly to the advisories published by the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control. These include rRegular hand washing, social physical distancing, wearing of face masks/coverings in public, avoidance of non-essential movement and travels and avoidance of large gatherings remain paramount.

24.25. Fellow Nigerians, for the past four weeks, most parts of our country have been under either Federal Government or State Government lockdowns. As I mentioned earlier, these steps were necessary and overall, have contributed to slowing down the spread of COVID nineteen in Nigeria.

25.26. However, such lock downs have also coame at a very heavy economic cost. Many of our citizens have lost their means of livelihoods. Many businesses have also shut down. No country can afford the full impact of a sustained lockdown while awaiting the development of vaccines or cures.

26.27. In my last address, I mentioned the Federal Government will develop strategies and policies that will protect lives while preserving livelihoods.

27.28. In these two weeks, the Federal and State Governments have jointly and collaboratively worked hard on thishow to balance the need to protect health while also preserving livelihoods, leveraging global best practice while keeping in mind our peculiar circumstances.

28.29. We looked atassessed how our factories, markets, traders and transporters can continue to function while at the same time respecting adhering to the NCDC guidelines on hygiene and social distancing.

29.30. We assessed how our children can continue to learn without compromising their health.

30.31. We reviewed how our farmers can safely plant and harvest in this rainy season to ensure our food security is not compromised. Furthermore, we also discussed how to safely transport food items from rural production areas to industrial processing zones and ultimately, to the key consumption centers.

31.32. Our goal was to develop implementable policies that will ensure our economy continues to function with while still maintaining our aggressive response to the COVID nineteen pandemic. These same difficult decisions are being faced by leaders around the world.

32.33. [b]Based on the above and in line with the recommendations of the Presidential Task Force on COVID nineteen, the various Federal Government committees that have reviewed socio-economic matters and the Nigeria Governors Forum, I have approved for a phased and gradual easing of lockdown measures in FCT, Lagos and Ogun States effective from Saturday, 2nd May, 2020 at 9am. [/b]

33.34. However, this will be followed strictly with aggressive reinforcement of testing and contact tracing measures while allowing the restoration of some economic and business activities in certain sectors.

34.35. The highlights of the new nationwide measures are as follows;
a. Selected businesses and offices can open from 9am to 6pm;
b. There will be an overnight curfew from 8pm to 6am. This means all movements are will be prohibited during this period except essential services;
c. There will be a ban on non-essential inter-state passenger travels until further notice;
d. There will be Ppartial and controlled interstate movement of goods and services will be allowed to allowfor the movement of goods and services from producers to consumers; and
e. We will strictly ensure the mandatory use of face masks or coverings in public in addition to maintaining physical distancing and personal hygiene. Furthermore, the restrictions of on social and religious gathers shall remain in place. State Governments, corporate organisations and philanthropists are encouraged to support the production of cloth masks for citizens.

35.36. For the avoidance of doubt, the lockdown in the FCT, Lagos & Ogun States shall subsist remain in place until these new ones come into effect on Saturday, 2nd May 2020 at 9am.

36.37. The Presidential Task Force shall provide sector specific details and timing guidelines to allow for preparations by Governments, businesses and institutions.
37. The above are guidelines. State Governors may choose to amend adapt and expand based on their unique circumstances provided they maintain alignment with the guidelines issued aboveon public health and hygiene.
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38.39. These revised guidelines do will not apply for to Kano State. The total lockdown recently announced by the State Government shall remain enforced be enforced for the full duration. The Federal Government shall deploy all the necessary human, material and technical resources to support the State in controlling and containing the pandemic.

39.40. I wish to once again commend the frontline workers across the country who, on a daily basis, risk everything to ensure we win this fight. For those who got infected in the line of duty, be rest assured that Government will do all it takes to support you and your families during this exceedingly difficult period. I will also take this opportunity to assure you all that your safety, wellbeing and welfare remains paramount to our Government.

40.41. I will also recognize recognise the support we have received from our traditional rulers, the Christian Association of Nigeria, the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs and other prominent religious and community leaders. Your cooperation and support has significantly contributed to the successes we have recorded to date. I will urge you all to please continue to create awareness on the seriousness of coronavirus among your worshippers and communities while appealing that they strictly comply with public health advisories.

41.42. I will also thank the Nigeria Governors’ Forum and the Presidential Task Force for all their hard work to date. Through this collaboration, I remain confident that success is achievable.

42.43. I also wish to thank corporate organisations, philanthropists, the UN family, the European Union, friendly nations, the media and other partners that have taken up the responsibility of supporting our response.

43.44. And finally, I will thank all Nigerians again for your patience and cooperation during this difficult and challenging period. I assure you that government shall continue to take all necessary measures to protect the lives and livelihoods our citizens and residents.
39. I thank you for listening and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

32.33. Based on the above and in line with the recommendations of the Presidential Task Force on COVID nineteen, the various Federal Government committees that have reviewed socio-economic matters and the Nigeria Governors Forum, I have approved for a phased and gradual easing of lockdown measures in FCT, Lagos and Ogun States effective from Saturday, 2nd May, 2020 at 9am.

This paragraph make sense die, the most important of all the paragraph, am eased already, no be small thing.

lalasticlala:
Davido yesterday, April 26, 2020 shocked fans by referring to talented actress, Mercy Johnson and her husband, Prince Odi Okojie as 'wicked, evil people'.

Plus-sized actress, Eniola Badmus had shared a throwback photo of the actress claiming that she has given birth to her 4th child which Mercy Johnson's husband later denied.

Commenting on Eniola Badmus congratulatory post on Instagram, Davido said:

"Wicked pple .... congrats tho,"

When a follower asked Davido the reason behind his post calling out the couple, Davido replied:

"Nothing just evil set of pple that’s all."

People are wondering why Davido called out the couple.


Meanwhile check out this report below. Could it be the reason why Davido called them wicked couple?

Kai this Davido sef ehn, why not call the couple early enough and tell them you can't make again and further make a refund and be sorry for the disappoinment. I don't see anywhere why this couple should be labelled wicked and.evil, he Davido should be ashamed for his fraudulent behaviour. You can't make it again, ehen, the money nko?

Straightpath:
Announcement of another two weeks loading...............

God forbid, it is over

sarrki:
Let the lockdown continue

That’s the best decision

There's national lockdown, statewide lockdown and personal (individual) lockdown. Any of these categories can decide to relax it or continue without interfering with the other. So if Buhari relaxes national lockdown and you as an individual doesn't like it, you can still continue with your own personal lockdown in house and stay save. If you can survive under lockdown, there are people who will encounter the very death that you are preaching right in the house, all die na die

ignis:
The robot president has been handed a 3 paged written speech that he knows nothing about. He is currently going through the written speech to get familiar with the words. The recorded speech will be taken to the studio for editing. Which will then be played to Nigerians by 8 pm.

Stay tuned.

Positive outcome is what we eagerly await. If them make them carry the speech go edit am for Mars, we want hear lockdown has been relaxed, magana yakari

okpalaAnambra:
You're daft seriously, so they confirm all deaths in the state to know is not COVID19?
You will sure win an award for a senseless comment

You should be argumentative rather than insultive. Conduct any poll Tod in Nigeria and 99.5% won't support any form of lockdown. Let me just distance myself from aggressively excessive negative vibes, common sense is not common Afterall.

DateMynd44:
fit be say na you dem dey come for

Rejected outrightly

ayobamiJR:
You are very intelligent. I commend your comment.

I prefer to use the word "knowledgeable" rather than "intelligent"

Earlystar698:
Kim Jong_Un

What!!! These are the undertaker's right,? I saw them at Onitsha head bridge the other day!!!

doggedfighter:
Op, you are just guessing.
Which ever it is I wish the North Koreans freedom

Freedom from who?

okpalaAnambra:
Nonsense... Anambra that is not doing any test..who knows how many people who have it already, even advanced countries are still on lockdown yet an erosion ravaged enclave like anambra with illiterate traders want to form macho

If anything escalates in Anambra hold that cursed Igala man from Aguleri responsible

But wait ooo, I don't know how people are understanding this thing, I stand to be corrected, if anyone has the virus, whether tested or not, the person will die Abi? So has Anambra without testing recorded deaths resulting from COVID-19? All these figures being quoted have to be verified, people getting enriched with this virus thing just like the Boko Haram case, they won't want it to stop so they keep hiding information and keep ripping us off our common wealth. We are on lockdown yet the number keep increasing, no grave showing the burial of the deaths except that of Kyari, and people are swallowing everything hock, line and sinker, ODI egu oo

chillex8:
Good one
Lockdown achieved nothing.


Lagos, next .

No, Abuja next, which Lagos, am tired of staying at home abeg

MrBrownJay1:
i highly doubt i can be scammed, but even if i could be scammed....it certainly wont be by some deluded charlatan in robe telling me about some invisible perfect god in the sky that can perform miracles, but that unfortunately, that "perfect" god has financial problem and needs 10% of my money every Sundays!

I love your strong character and opinion. It's good to have common sense, to be rational always

Osagyefo98:
They are all scammers and con-men..

Not only TB Joshua but redeem, winners, mountain of fire, and packs of them


Avoid these churches and live long

See real wahala now in our hands that need miracle, they're all hiding and afraid to command something to happen, if the churches can close shop in times like this, then there's no need for their existence naa, let's all look up directly to God himself like the Israelites

MrBrownJay1:
only a deluded fool would expect to see a miracle in this day and age... the fact that he said he saw miracle happening there clearly shows the man mentally unstable due to his injury. they use his desperate state to defraud him. hope he learned his lesson!

miracle KO, mirahot NI!

Yes people are scamming people when they see your desperate situation. But before u think u can't be scammed like Dan the Bull, wait until u are hit with life situations that defy all known remedies, if you are still standing then you are a man of strong character like the biblical Job. You never see anything

Izigha:
You see the way you explain it. But why is people saying Trump never said it?

No they are just been sarcastic, he did said so, go to CNN.com you will read and see the video there.

BluntTheApostle:
The problem with you people is that you think that viruses outside a human body are the same as viruses which have already invaded human cells.

If sunlight kills viruses in the open, it doesn't mean that if you put sunlight into an infected human being, it would kill the viruses.

Viruses that have invaded the human body would already have even the enzymes doing their bidding. So, what would you target with sunlight? Won't you end up destroying everything else, even if you end up inactivating the viruses?

Viruses are not bacteria. They don't even have their own specific machineries that you can attack with any medicine known to man.

The highest you can do is to stimulate the immune system to take care of the viruses.

But introducing heat to viruses that have already invaded the body is the height of stupidity.

Then the experts around him like Anthony Faci should should simply laugh it off and explain to him all that you just explained now, he will understand. You guys are taking this statement of his too far naa, he is not a scientist, I even read somewhere they said the virus on its own can do nothing until it attaches itself to cells in human system before it can stand, let's not overflog this matter, the man need a better solution, knowledgeable people like you should please come up with something.

BTW: am a democrat no a republican before you think am thinking along party lines

Hunt27:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/04/25/coronavirus-governors-give-buhari-conditions-for-relaxing-lockdown-on-monday/amp/

God Almighty give our leaders wisdom and understanding, give them creative reasoning, allow fresh and progressive ideas to get into their heads, so that they can come up with better measures to tackle this matter other than lockdown, it's no longer funny, we need to go back to our hussles, we don't even need government money, just open the economy and we will take care of ourselves, besides they can't even share money to 200million people, it's not feasible, crime rate is increasing ooo, abeg abeg abeg e don do

dermmy:
Whenever Israel does things like this people would shout. Israelis are God's people, God bless Israel this and that but if Iran does the same thing it becomes a problem. As long as America continues its hostility towards Iran the country would feel compelled to defend herself.

Iran sees America and its western thugs as threat and a nuclear armed foe like Israel in the region will only make the country to go on the defensive. Iran is not out there to bully any country project like this has kept America and other hostile actors from invading the Islamic republic. They will continue to advance their military programme to defend themselves.

They have the right to so do, they're a sovereign nation. But my reservation is whether they will be mature enough not to use their military might to wide out everyone perceived as an infidel when a religion fanatic become their supreme leader in future.

Chiboynj:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1191216

This man didn't mean they should inject humans with disinfectant, speaking like a layman, if experts said the virus dies quickly under sunlight or when in contact with disinfectant, why not follow the same trend and do something that would act like the disinfectant does and inject same into human bodies to get same results, of course any suggestions must be clinically tested before administration. His statement is literally, he is helpless as it stands now, anything that would bring solutions he will accept wholeheartedly, Americans are dieing in thousands and science is unable to find solutions.

bonnyhope:
Servicing a car means you must have top up or drain completely the lubricating oil and put fresh one
How possible all that oil got leaked out of the engine in just 2 days

Exactly my thoughts. My mechanic told me some spirits may have driven the car in the spirit realm while I was asleep, lols I never believed such

Phylgreat:
Nawa ooo.
Am short of words

The cost of a good ventilator is about $30,000 (30,000 x ₦360) = ₦10,800,000
Therefore, if we use the amount donated by just one donor for this Covid19 pandemic, say the ₦1billion donated by GTBank to buy the ventilator, we would have ₦1,000,000,000/₦10,800,000=100 Ventilators, and we have just 31 deaths so, those ventilators would have gone far in saving lives. Why are so wicked in this part of the world? And the remaining other billions can go into test kits and PPE as simple as that

dedons:
A landlord pasted this at his house. If you were a tenant in that house, what will be your response?

But these women self, why can't they control themselves, why the loud shout, I don't like, I had to slap the naughty mouth out of one those days and cut short the show, what nonsense!!!

aadoiza:
And the other day, another woman was videoed running away from home because of too much sex.

They don't circumcise their girls, so they go about with elongated clits.���

Aladdin1:
Go buy #50 cucumber and use and let us rest.

The cucumber sellers are all under lockdown, she can't even move around for fear of being intercepted and quarantined.

Azord:
sex is overrated,
oh shid!
what does she want us to do now?

Help

NanaF:
Don’t forget essential services although I know there are still stubborn people moving around. From the Mainland, I passed nothing less than 3 checkpoints before getting to the bridge (my work is an essential service.)

Remember that COVID-19 isn’t the only disease killing people. Hospital staff are still working. Fuel stations are still open, there’s a back end to that. Some bank staff need to be at work to solve problems and keep your internet banking/mobile apps working. Food is still being dispatched across the state.

Very true. The leader and the led are both behaving inappropriately. In this part of the world the police doesn't use psychology to read situations, people mood and personal initiative to operate. In a period like dis, do you need thorough search, ask direct questions and swiftly pass people, with the social distancing recommended, you don't need to gridlock because the very essence of the lockdown will be defeated.

Thelucifer666:
Americans are only smart in their movies.
A first world country with third world citizens.

I think this virus thing took them by surprise or there is an internal rancor and division, they will later investigate this whole thing and if they find out that they were fooled and schemed by someone, I bet you, they will hit back in a very subtle but devastating manner. I don't think they're dumb, a larger portion of their population is smart

cruxgemmata:
Everybody for lagos dey craze

Including everyone

NanaF:
This is very misleading. The gridlock is caused by the roadblock created by officers so they can stop each car and ask questions.

But it also shows more people are scrambling to go, if people are home, even with the stop and search, we won't have this kind of gridlock, we are just stubborn in this country walai upto lahi.