₦airaland Forum

IntellectOzone:
Link to enrol online pls

Immigration.gov.ng

Yeah i saw it nd i wasn't dissapointed!! typical Nigerian mentality is to always save your marriage or sister's marriage no matter the cost!! That's why married men are misbehaving in marriage because they know society favours them!! God knows i can't marry a Nigerian guy even if he is a good husband his family will be the problem!!

It's crazy really,yet our passports is f**king expensive,i can't wait to ditch this passport in future!!

imran90:
Please can someone advice me on what to do, I did my biometrics at osogbo immigration office since 13th January, yet I haven't be call for the pick up the last call that I received from their office was from man that helped me through the processing, asking me to pay extra 10k for fast processing. Please how can I get my passport as soon as possible?

You paid online? If you did the process yourself you will definitely see your schedule date for data capturing after registration.

So a lady took her time to visit you nd all you could think of is sex? Typical Nigerian guy mentality!! For her to even want romance with you you should be glad bt yet you still complaining,she's really smart because she knows what your plan is that you just wanted sex nd nothing more!! What happens to watching Netflix together? Cooking together nd spending some nice time together but no!! you will never think that way nd y'all will start opening thread complaining that lady dnt visit or putting you on suspense,thats the reason we don't like visiting you guys at home.
Please better call her nd tell her your intention so she wnt bother coming next time!!

A anytime any day,it usually look cool nd romantic when the guy is taller.

MissyB3 please can you help us ban all these trolls from this section that are derailing this thread please?

Thanks for this hygiene write up,we ladies need to take care of our body!
I dnt wear wig or fix weavon because i have long hair bt honestly some ladies that fix weavon for more than a month hw you coping in this hot temperature?? The smell alone can send someone to early grave!!
About make up I'm an make up artist bt trust me applying makeup in Nigeria is really not recommended especially during this summer period,i did make up yesterday nd b4 evening my face was looking like someone pour a gallon of oil on my face even though i used primer,that shit is uncomfortable honestly!
About the shaving our private part that is also a nice hygiene nd we should wash under with warm clean water or if you have vaginal wash that is a bonus!!

Nnemuka:
Nna you think being civil here will make any lady fall for your tricks and the animals of ashawo thread?
Your plans will not work
Keep trying, xsengq no reply abi? you shifted to another
keep trying


Dont bother finding out, he's just a nonentity seeking free knacks on Nairaland
check the previous page for gist about what brought him here.

Oh i see,i guess the moment he realized I'm not into Nigerian guys that was why he stopped pretending to be nice lol

Nnemuka:
This one don hook you? you no want this t*t0?
Keep trying
Jobless mofo

Lol i no know am o, this the first time I'm seeing this moniker the idiot is behaving like he knows me b4 lol
My mind is telling me that he is same moniker with donstan

Papanwamaikpe:

Lol so you didn't check my moniker b4 quoting me b4 abi? If i insult you nw you will be crying
Let me just leave your trolling ass nd not to derail this wonderful thread,trust me you might not be lucky next time,thank God you already know I'm mannerless,nd dnt dare ever try to quote me in your miserable life again cornhead!!!

Papanwamaikpe:
You and swallow



You sure say you go fit live outside naija?

Lol i have been thinking about it really,when i traveled out last December i nearly cried because i couldn't get any Nigerian food in Poland,bt if you see me you will think i dnt eat swallow lol

So sad trolls have started to derail this thread,kids everywhere

MrNipplesLover:
omoh!, u offend me ooh.


u posted this kind of delicacy yester-evening and you no tag me along. u seriously offend me.


my best food is Amala (black) + Okro + Soup (omi óbè), come crown am with chicken lap or cooked beef (not fried).



imagine, olohun oti sèmi oooh.

Haha lol that's what I'm eating tonight
This is lafu though come nd join me o b4 you vex again

InfernoNig:
That's my girl. Nice

Lol thanks

Dinner for princess
I only eat little vegetables because i am not a fan of vegetables nd amala just in case you wondering why the soup is so small

Loads of bullshit!!!

Op you always on point!!

So your plan for an underage girl is proposing nd keeping her as housewife really? You actually have no plan for this girl at all,wnt be surprised if you already sleeping with her, shame on you sir! I blame the girl sha.

I can't wait for my baby to propose to me also
#teamwhitemen

Depressed101:
Hello Petyprincess, i need your suggestion on this

I helped you asked on twitter,this is their response.

MrCork:
..how much?

Mrcork you still never change this new year?

DonroxyII:
My younger sis nearly fell for this scam .... ThanGod she gat me.

God calmly configured most women head to receive lamba/Scope

You are a good brother
Make sure you always save your sister from f**k boys nd sugar coated mouth niggas.

proclinician:
The virus of lunacy in nairaland never infect you.

Ahh swear she's still new though
Me sef have to take a break bt i turn one

Jaubdu:
. So women now are comodities right?

Not really bt at least you have to spend money on your bae na

Just listen to the question you still asking? Someone that cheated on you,embarrassed you nd beat you in front of his concubine nd you still asking if you should get back together? I am really mad right nw just that i wnt insult you because you kinda still have feelings for this dude if not you won't be here asking this annoying question!!
The truth is your boyfriend will never change,a cheater will be a cheat,a lady beater will always be a lady beater no matter how he tries to hide it. Please don't settle for less!! Now that you still seeing these signs you should take your leave sharply b4 getting married nd will make it difficult to leave!! Trust me abusive marriage is not something i wish any lady to go through!!

Oyindaberry:
Babe, forget this thing o. Village ppl are everywhere, I once heard that they can reach anyone anywhere in the world as long as air is there. I am not against going to the village, but going to the village to show off attracts the negative eyes. I am an early 90’s babe, my parents are from the same state and even the same LGA; they took us home every December during my formative years to spend time with our grandparents and every other member of their family. Nothing happened to us, we didn’t die. We’re all alive today by God’s grace. I last visited my hometown in 2013 when I lost my grandmother. I know that some villages have their own evil but don’t dissuade the public from visiting their roots. We all originated from somewhere, we didn’t drop from the skies. Just pray always that village ppl don’t see your matter to reason. Those ppl doing well abroad that they use ‘juju to draw them’ home nko? Did they visit their village?? Just be watchful and pray. Live your life on the low.
P.S : Social media is another village square gathering for village ppl � just kidding. ✌️

You made some good points,i really appreciate your contribution

"your face looks familiar"
"if i had met you b4 my wife i would have married you"
Ladies when you hear this two sentences please run for your life!!!

Blu03:
From what i've observed, it depends on one's financial status.
Our politicians, pastors and other affluent men are usually fatter than their wives. Not because the women don't eat, but since they can afford to throw away an entire chicken because of overfeeding, they indulge themselves with other things esp to maintain their beauty.
But the picture best describes the average nigerian married life. The male works extremely hard and his efforts show in his wife's body.
Then again, this is usually common with a family not yet blessed with children. If that were the case then the wife would be as gaunt as the husband and the children robust.

Life!
Besides op are you chenzen. Just send a dm if you are. Otherwise kindly ignore.

He is chezen no doubt,its so easy to notice
So sad he's nw a full-time troll.

Sorry op,no be by force to have gf if you can't afford one!!!

Nairaland nd badmouth no be small
Never knew we have older men on this forum o, with many immature comments one will think nairaland is full kids!!