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Righteousness89:
It's a Crime for Your Father to Discipline you because your 26 yrs?

Guy you’ve been typing nonsense since. You sure say na the real you so... I am disappointed Walahi

See wisdom.
The problem isn't the unavailability of ideas for a better Nigeria. The problem is the willingness to see it through and do what is right. The willingness is nonexistent

LandMann:
The confab report will not solve our security challenges.

The government needs to urgently create a national security database.

Each police station should be equipped with data collection facility, laptop and finger print scanner at the least... all connected to the national security database.

Any body residing in Nigeria should compulsory go and report and register at the nearest police station covering their area of residence... Once you change address, you must update the information at the nearest police station.

From there things can start to improve.

Then make it compulsory for all house owners along major streets and roads and highways to install at least 4 cctv outside their house facing all corners or face heavy taxes... The cctv should be accessible online as well.

Confab report that was doctored to create more political offices and positions won't solve any security challenge.


Meanwhile


We must all come together to work for the actualisation of a bill prescribing death sentence for corrupt public officials. Please join the conversation here to share your input:

https://www.nairaland.com/6057481/opinion-death-sentence-bill-public

A very stupid way to think... We must not give up that 0.1% chance that things will get better. Nobody wants to get involved with a Nigerian outside anymore, so we have nothing but ourselves to make this contraption better slowly but surely. We must not give up hope

SmartProf:
Oga why disturb yourself with that if your hands are clean? Or u think you can use reverse psychology on those who u govern by your audio invititation of EFCC, knowing fully well they won't come so u can use it to brag that u aren't corrupt. U may even have balanced the account already so that should they come, everything will be intact and once they go, you will re-loot it. You may even think it is paddy paddy Magu that will come for the inspection sef. Pls let us rest abeg.

I find it very difficult to believe that Nigeria have a sitting President, considering he had military ties is even more mind boggling. How can all of these be happening weekly for years and no concrete thing has been done either through dialogue or actions. I can bet my left ball if nothing is done to curb this menace, if they are allowed to thrive and grow in numbers and there’s no one left to attack, they will definitely shift to the rest of us living almost peacefully in the South and other parts of this contraption.
The parallel government this administration and other administrations past have been trying to dodge for decades will eventually burst up in their elite faces.

You can’t rule a country where too many people have powers... no work, no food, no portable water, no road, no light, education and health on free fall, yet person nor fit sleep on empty stomach for he house again without the fear of bandits and the rest of them, even after escaping all of the troubles, you can’t escape the police; the NPF never disappoints. President Buhari please grow some balls and take charge of your office for once. All lives matter

I hope Nigeria last up to 2050

TheSourcerer:
Quick question are you booking space or electricity hold you?

Guy you wicked �

People has been engaging in sexual activities for generations, it didn’t close the earth or our very existence. We just over do things that’s all. Even the supposed biblical role models like King David, Solomon and the rests are champions for extramarital sex. So please let us be. Biblical warnings about sex should only work on our moral. Las las it’s just a personal decision between societal moral uprightness and carefree promiscuity. Nobody die

jericco1:
Poor quality

Animal

All lies.

I think you’re a jobless youth who just have to use this long holiday to humor us with your script of entitlement. Happy Children’s day

Naija246:
you just renounced a lifetime worth of freedom.
Come back in four years and tell me if your dick still rises at the sight of her unclothedness.

You will eventually get tired and irritated of her as time passes.

Enjoy your serfdom bro

Mumu plenty for this our Country o. Mumu for sale

All this southern and northern bull crap that’s why we will never grow as a Nation. Person thief dem catch am then sack am... y’all complaining say cos na Southerner.

You’ve been trying to invite a babe over for many weeks without success. She eventually came through, you set her up to see a movie while you where doing God knows what with your laptop on a Sunday. What happens to seeing the movie together, talking and the rest. Even if you must fire, show some respect and decency.

airsaylongcom:
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GideonG:
The Truth Is That...

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Very educative read... Its obvious cranberries are not grown in Nigeria. Where can i get my hands on cranberry juice in Nigeria and for how much?

healthisVital:
Your urinary tract is a complex system that
includes your kidneys, the ureters, (narrow
tubes through which urine flows from the
kidneys into the bladder) the bladder where
urine is stored, two sphincter muscles that
keep urine from leaking out of the bladder and
the urethra through which urine is discharged
from the body. Together, they work to remove
waste from your body in the form of urine.
The hardest-working part of the system is your
kidneys.
Many people have problems with their urinary
systems, most often from infections. Have you
ever had a urinary tract infection (UTI)? If so,
you are one of the millions of people who visit
the doctor each year with this complaint.
Perhaps your doctor explained to you that
urinary tract infections generally start with
bacteria (germs). E. coli, a bacteria often found
in the bowel, can make its way into the urinary
system and cause infection. So can Chlamydia,
a form of bacteria that can be sexually
transmitted.
If you experience recurring urinary tract
infections, you'll want to do everything you
can to protect yourself against another round
of infection. Taking the simple step of drinking
cranberry juice every day may help you avoid
the discomfort of another urinary tract
infection.
Cranberries and kidney health
Although cranberries may make you think of
holiday dinners, many people have long
believed that cranberry juice can help keep
your urinary system healthy. Today there is
medical research that backs up the link
between cranberries and kidney health.
The idea of using cranberries to fight illness
and infection goes back hundreds of years.
Native Americans used cranberries for
medicinal remedies, including those for
bladder and kidney problems.
In the 1600s, American settlers found many
uses for the fruit. Cranberries, along with
leaves from the cranberry plant, were used for
treatment of fever, mumps, swollen glands,
digestive tract ailments and liver conditions.
They were also made into a dressing and
applied to wounds to help them heal.
In the early days of the United States, folks
used cranberries to help prevent scurvy, a
condition caused by lack of vitamin C. Ships'
captains were sure to bring along plenty of
cranberries to keep their sailors healthy while
they were out at sea.
How cranberries help kidneys and prevent
urinary tract infections (UTIs)
How can a little berry pack such a big health
punch? Modern-day researchers set out to find
out. After studying the effect that cranberries
can have on the body, they found that people
who drink cranberry juice have fewer urinary
tract infections than people who don't drink it.
Frequent and untreated urinary tract infections
may lead to infection in the kidneys. Chronic
kidney infection is a risk factor for chronic
kidney disease.
One way that cranberry juice helps prevent
urinary tract infections is by making urine
more acidic. Because bacteria grow best in
alkaline environments, the acid helps keep
bacteria from thriving. But after studying the
effects of cranberry on the body for more
than 20 years, researchers at the Weizman
Institute of Science and Tel Aviv University
found another way that cranberries can be
good for kidneys and urinary health: they
prevent bacteria from attaching to the wall of
the bladder. This means that infection cannot
stick around inside your body.
In addition to preventing urinary tract
infections, researchers point out that
cranberry juice has properties that can help
you fight other ailments as well. These include
flu, gastric ulcers and even cavities in your
teeth. Who knew that drinking this tasty juice
could do your body so much good!
Quick facts about cranberries
The cranberry is one of only a few fruits
native to North America
Its name came from the Pilgrims, who called
it a craneberry, because the fruit’s blossom
reminded them of the shape of the head and
neck of a crane.
The Iroquois and Cherokee tribes believed the
cranberry to be a symbol of peace and
friendship.
Cranberries are too tart to be eaten raw.
Raw cranberries are low in calories and
potassium (about 47 calories and 80 mg
potassium per cup).
Cranberries have no fat and no sodium, but
plenty of fiber and vitamin C.
Summary
Modern research has shown what many people
have long suspected: cranberry juice can help
support your kidney health, especially when it
comes to the urinary system. With plenty of
vitamin C and being low in potassium,
cranberries are also a recommended fruit in
the kidney diet.

Las las China nor gats go free like that o. See wetin Million of people if not billions dey face cos of one wicked country

See as Effurun market cast as usual. With the donkey years of oil boom, oil rich state as Delta nor fit get head. Over 50% of the youths dey drive keke, the other half spilt between yahoo boys and beggars. Let’s not talk about the girls abeg

MTN is the fastest. I do download 1GB movie in 11 minutes in Warri. Their streaming service on Netflix na blast, no buffering whatsoever. But dem dey zap data like mad. Just do 20GB for #3500 and have rest of mind. Or do 2days plan of 2.5GB for #500 if you want to download something real quick.

NB: MTN dey vanish data sha.

This thread for President 2023. Devoid of abuse, tribalism, insults and the likes... it’s just like a Nigerian football match. We all dey one side

siegfried99:
What's this I'm reading? .. Please if you are close to any of the ladies in need of husband over there in Canada, kindly tell her I'm available..
Husband material.. 1,000,000 yards

I feel say na me and you dey find dem na. You come sideline me? Na wa o

omale88:
been reading the comments so far and i must say i commend the mature manner in the replies and comments on this thread.

I swear gan, I feel say na only me dey notice am

Lock Delta state border, yet police dey collect 3k to allow people enter. Make e Kuku end make all men go start again. Naija too hard

OP your idea is really good considering the situation of our country; where people earn what they eat on a daily basis. Even for those that may have stocked-up to survive the 2 weeks lockdown, what happens to them after the 2 weeks and their ration runs out. Except there is a vaccine, the virus is not going to disappear in 2 week thus people will come out.

This lockdown is simply choosing between death (Covid 19) and death (Hunger). This is only the second day of lockdown in Delta state and people have started opening back their shops, commercial transportation is back on. Reason is they don’t want to die of hunger.

Let’s hope a cure comes soon, else it’s only your immune system that will save you because with the way this country is set up 85% of the populace will get infected. Shikena

sodiqapril:
God bless him .. this is what those billionaires should have done.. physical donations that we can see not the ones that will be embezzled by those bastard politicians. Nigeria has only four hundred ventilators for a population of over 200m and half of them has already been booked for prominent people. God bless the guy once again and anybody that attempts to make money illegally of this Corona virus will die a terrible death along his family members

Leave the family members out of it... let the person or group of persons die their death(s) alone

You’re a clever �

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigeria being a tropical country with warm weather will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

dauddy97:
After the Excel,
pick Python language.
Learn the libraries use for data analysis and visualisation. I use Tableau for visualising since it's drag and drop.
Learn SQL (MySQL) etc.... Just write down what people are commenting on this thread.

Thank you. I have written down a lot. I just don’t want to get ahead of myself. So i go straight to python after excel. Thanks again

Men I just run through this thread from page 1-13 my head dey hot. Prior to now, I have no basic knowledge about data science but i am fired up to learn no matter how long it takes. As adviced by the OP i will jump to YouTube and learn everything I can about excel and see how it goes from there.

Advices, recommendations and materials are needed abeg.

wisdomremz:
quote me with your email, i will send the pdf

ogomuno@gmail.com

DenreleDave:
1.. It is too long

2. I know u r lying

3. it will end in tears 4u


4. You are stupid guy.. Abi what kind of weak men are we producing in this nation.


B4 na lady them dey kiss wey go run outside but I kon hear man again. Lady kiss u, u run outside...

Are you mad? Are u a pussy?


Ahn ahn, lady kiss u, u run outside. Instead make u kiss am make she run outside..


Moreover, have u forgotten corona virus is ravaging lands and u still kissed.. I would have advise the authority to quarantine you and ur boss gf but I am scared, una rubbish go continue inside quarantine room if left alone


Froshloaded, where r u

make we sing for this guy na

If you don’t have something sensible to say why don’t you shut up and move on. Nigga is 23 and confused, but obviously you’re more confused and senseless and probably 19. You want to appear smart, kids of nowadays.

My Primary 6 Common Entrance Exam ID Card (Year 2000) i just found it today.

Dozie32:
Naija has finally turned to a place of joke.

This is a new year, try to read before you comment or don’t comment at all. Happy New Year

Thank you Mr President. Hopefully Nigeria will earn her respect and be great again. Happy New Year fellow Nigerians