Single room needed around bariga, akoka, mushin, surulere, yaba axis budget 170k

Promise me you will never leave me. ��

Hate is a weak emotion, it cripples you and makes you incomplete like a pencil without eraser.
Never keep what's meant to be lost, then lost what's meant for keep.
Every female is a bundle of problem.
Let's learn to do the little things right, it counts.
Never expect total faithfulness from a woman. It keeps you on your feet. Blind love makes you less intelligent. Don't subscribe to it. It's of no use to you in a relationship else you want to be mentally destroyed.
Moreover, Men aren't meant to be overly emotional. They're meant to dominate. As a matter of fact women are attracted to and value men who are less emotional and more logical. They get wet for a man who has more pride and less emotions. If you're man reading this, use this to your advantage. It's necessary to know that emotions are attractive in women not men.
Bonus :> A guy is more likely to spend on a lady if all he does is chasing her.
Attracting ladies benefits a man more than chasing her. If a man attracts a lady, he'll be less bothered on spending on her. Women all over the world are generally attracted and more likely to fall in love with men with status, wealth, looks, intelligence, respect, education, ambition, a sense of humour and more height than them.
Try having at least 5 of these traits and women would flock around you like ants to sugar. You become the prize and they will try their best to impress you which makes you put little effort in sustaining the relationship.
Embrace this truth and you might find that relationship happiness that has always eluded you.

MikeofKd:
Not believing in yourself is the greatest mistake of all , believe in God and yourself mostly.
Don't take women too serious in your early 20s ,the right woman would chase u after uve become of high value and success to the society .
Educate yourself ,learn new things ,save money to travel it opens your mind to a lot of new ideas .
Improve your social lifestyle meet people of higher value .
Don't compare yourself to nobody ,there s time for everything and everyone.
Smoke weed once in a while too ,just a lil tho for beginners.

Hahahaha!!! The last sentence really got me

nwachukwu9:
Most of the ladies I have come across have one or two of the characteristics you have listed, especially those ones that can't buy gift on birthday and expect you to bring down the world for her. 99% of the ladies are like that. The only lady that is not like that is the one that love you from her heart and it is only God that can direct you to that damsel. Stop wasting your time chasing girls, allow God to lead you to the right person.

Best comment ever

Benee1000:
A funny observation I've made.
Most ladies whom many may consider as intellectually dumb, the ones who go mute when topics about politics, tech, religion etc, are being discussed, but seem to come alive when things like relationships, sex, love movies, fashion etc are discussed, are not really dumb.
They are geniuses. Manipulative geniuses.
Their intellect is focusd on men, and how to get things from them.
However, they're more feminine than the seemingly intellectual ones.

What about the combination of both traits, i mean a hybrid?

phazotron:



You better leave her. Life is hard enough. No allow woman Wey nor fit benefit you complicate am more.

Best reply ever

Moneysoldier007:
I centre my life in this manner
God,
Money,
Women.

God first because on a personal level I always feel I am not alone. I have come to learn to follow my instinct in everything I do cos I have noticed when I go against it, it turns out badly for me, this has built me over time to have a very strong instinct, let me put it, I allow that presence that makes me not feel alone lead me. I have been told by close friends I have a strong instinct. So when I say God, I don't mean the religious God, I mean The God!.


Money: It is next cos in my journey through life, people respect or value you based on how much you spend on yourself(achieve) and not how much you spend on a woman. Call me stingy I give zero fucqks, I rather spoil myself and go broke than spend on a woman and go broke and the reason is as a man when you are down but look around and see tones of things you spent money on and still enjoying them, it gives you a scintillating feeling, but for a woman, go broke and watch her leave you that's when you will realize you've been throwing money in a drainage all along, it's worse when you spent even longer time doing it.

Women: Now for young niggas always shouting relationship, relationship, NIGGAS relationship is a drag back for you yet to achieve anything, you are still eating free food, still saying Mommy thank you, maybe that's why, be a man first then you will know

"You can't find what you are not looking for",

We did that in our Uni days. We go dey School dey form serious relationship, our babe go travel go another state or enter town go konje Big boys wey don already dey soft.

Now I find it very funny when a chick comes for a weekend or a chill and her boyfriend is killing her with calls, that's when you'll know this bitches ain't shit. I slap ass and treat you like that bitch that you are expecting them to take it in a negative way and you are shocked they like it. So please what's the point of a "SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" when we had sex without us dating, so why should we start dating after having sex?.

Ever noticed the longer you are around a woman the more you spend?, the longer the relationship the longer the manipulations and the more you are being manipulated to invest, both emotionally and financially.

Love does not exist, its just steady youthful puxxxy, vulnerability and too much fondness of her that was fucking with your mind the whole dammmmnnnnnnn time.

How do I get manipulated when I am not even giving you the chance to?

How do you summon the courage to bill me when I owe you nothing?

Well na Niggas wey put women on pedestal, carry relationship for head dey blow bar ontop woman anyhow na em dey fear heartbreak, wetin concern let me see what I can do.

Keep hunting for value, women will come easy, the more the value, the better the women.

For those who value relationships, please make sure she's investing heavily and I mean emotionally and financially, if not na TEARS GO END AM.

You've said nothing but the truth.

Religion.... That's one of the problem we have in Nigeria.

saaphiere:
Hmm.
God I don't need this kind of achievement. I need a God-fearing husband, respectful kids, friendly in-laws, academic and career success, a peaceful home.

You are wise

MasterShifu010:
am too logical, too calculative......and a low threshold for crap

No wonder they call you mastershifu

Krrt576:




Brothers number 10 and 11 should be written on your palm with a knife so that you can remind your self every day. Guys with tears in my eyes pls and pls DO NOT SAVE A DAMAGE WOMAN You will pay with your life, career, future ambitions, peace of mind etc etc etc if you attempt to be her savior. I don't know who needs to hear this I have said my own

@ no 11,i just got saved

JidennaJason:
Dear Buratai,


We appreciate you for this kind gesture you've given to Nigerian youths, as a matter of fact, we want to thank you immensely for the toll-free offer BUT we are not interested.

General Buhari son, Yusuf Buhari, who's currently jobless and gallivanting all over the city of Abuja with his expensive power bike should be invited for screening and training. You may as well add the son of the late chief of staff, Abba Kyari and your brothers.


Remain everly blessed.

Hahahahah!!! If don laff tire, this really got me cracking.

These traditional rulers are part of our problems, wetin oba dey do with palliative?

Africonji:
Sanwo-Olu is a bloody coward that is cuddling anarchists. Lagos government should round up and lock up all those yahoo boys and miscreants forming activists. If not the governor should be impeached immediately for a real enforcer of law and order to take over. Law and Order must be restored in Lagos and the rest of Nigeria.

Shut the fu**ck up already.

Incredibly brilliant

Dpsychologist:

17.) FEMALE VICTIM MINDSET

Woman’s desire to remain blameless forever and always plays a significant role in her desire to cultivate an innocent image .

Defensively, a woman’s primary method of manipulation is her presumption of innocence, offensively it is the seductiveness of her physicality.

The weaponisation of sex, the falsification of tears, the feigning of innocence and the allergy to blame, are the tools of womanly deception, recognise them for what they are when they rear their ugly heads.

I do not convey such unpleasant truths in order to dissuade you from interacting with women, but rather, so that you will be smart when you do interact with them.

This one really shock me, especially the last paragraph.

aysuprano:


The what?

The carrying ones. ��

pansophist:
I lost hope in the virtuosity of a woman when a girl in my school, whom everyone consider super religious, a virgin and chaste was sending nudes to a friend she likes (a tattooed baby father with kids from two ladies), with her veejay exposed to the camera like a reckless meat. That experience taught me that the right guy can unlock the key to the sexual energy of a woman, and her chaste is not intrinsic, but a strategy to adapt well in her society, especially when enforced by her culture.

#RandomThoughts

Quite enlightening

You found yourself a new toy and you're already lovey - dovey. It seems you don't understand that in relationships, you will always find someone who has better qualities than your present partner. Once you understand this then your unshakable as a rock.

Maturity, discipline, perseverance and understanding matters. So what if you fall into the arms of this new guy, you date for 3 months, then you meet someone far more better than he is, will you dump him and run into the arms of another?

But it's your call, because two things are involved, it's either you dump your boyfriend and for this new prince charming and regret it or you don't regret it, but you could be lucky, not all love stories like this end up tragic, it could be a "they lived happily ever after story"

donstan18:
If you are a Guy reading this, please pay attention.



You see this?



You see this?


And this?


And this too....

You see those 4 parts I highlighted? They should be the reason why you should never expect much from GIRLFRIENDS, they are just hoes parading as Girlfriends.

The earlier you understand this the better for you. Thanks!!

Bros, you dey vex oo.

dukeprince50:
dont go and make up ur mind, be here doing DELAYtionship and decamping from one man to the other every three months,
U think relationship is build on physical qualities? In life u will always find someone more attractive than the one u are currently dating, wen that time comes, emotional maturity will help u, self control will come to ur rescue and commitment will keep u going, u think happily married couples dont see better qualities, Relationship should not be build on qualities but understanding that commitment is ur greatest arsenal that destroy those unhelpful impulses if and wen it comes. u can fall in love with anyone, it takes little or no effort but building a relationship that could survive the test of time takes more than that, My dear, there is no already made relationship, u have to build one. but u are just 16yrs, u wont understand
dicey dice u there, Rubbish

Twale!! Respect to you sir, your wisdom knows no bound.

Raydos:
Well I have no experience, But my Sister Is going through this right now, She was a Very pretty girl back then in School to the extent almost every guy want a piece of her, But she turned them all down!!

There was even one brilliant guy that really loved her so much that He even went as far as Writing Exam for her, Imagine taking that risk for a lady?? He doesn't even care if he get caught and get rusticated! He loved .y sister so much

But upon all these, My sister still turned him down, The reason For this is not farfetched, She was a very Pretty girl and she feel she can settle down anytime she want, She think guys will always want her cos of there pretty face!!

Fast forward to 7 years later, She's not Yet married now, Depression Has finished her, She couldn't celebrate her 34th birthday last year, instead she just Stay indoors and cry all day!!

I really feel bad seeing her cry, It moved me to tears, She's isn't as attractive As she was when she was 25!!

Like seriously?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
But We should not let all these affects the morale, the confidence, the enthusiasm and discipline of other officers. It should not affects the espirit de corp of other officers.

We will continue to fight. No retreat! No surrender
I know one day activities of terrorist is going to be reduced

As a real niggarrr
I understand that the terrorism can not be quashed
The activities of terrorist can only be reduced
Because terrorist are like hydra when their head is chopped off then expect another head as an outgrowth from other part of the body

Softly softly catchee monkey
God bless Nigeria

Damn nigaaar?

Davash222:
I'm just wondering what Cynthia Morgan bought from Jude that she's owing him 40Million

Not even in naira ooo!!, but in dollars

wealthyhenry:
Have you ever had sex with your cousin? Please share your experiences.

There's this cousin of mine that started proclaiming love to me just about recently. She started by telling me how she's been I'm love with me long ago but for the fear of being rejected and stigmatized she refrained from telling me

Please share your experience with having sexual feelings with your cousin.

Sex with your cousin? That's incest motherfu*cker

placeofallure:
I know that family is number one. Can't trade mine for anything. My husband, my siblings, my parents..

I am wary of friends, they're full of jealousy. Don't lose your guards around them. For me, I no kukuma get friends. Don't have the energy to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Be prepared for the worst always because life happens. My hubby always calls me a strong woman.

In marriage, love alone is never enough. There will be stormy times that you need a massive strength of character to overcome. Love will only encourage you to start, can't finish the race for you.

Seek validation or endorsement from no one. Satisfy your conscience that you're doing the right thing. Everyone can tell right from wrong, so no excuse.

Be kind to people, a good deed has a way of coming back to find you.

Thank you.

Well said ma.

falcon01:
Few Things I learned while growing up
1. Most of the Things we where told as kids where nothing but Lies
2. Most of the Things taught In Religion are False
3. Hard work doesn't Guarantee success
4. Once you get some thing you worked for, it it loses value I.e you can't go through the effort and stress you went through the first time to get It again.
5. As An average Nigerian you will never have peace of mind Unless you become wealthy
6. Everything we do Revolves around money Without Money, theres no point in living
7. Life ain't no Fairy Tale once you are dead That's all
8. There is no Happy ever after (never)
9. No matter how Close you are with somebody they must feel jealous anytime you are one step above them
10. Luck Determines everything (hard work +luck=Success Been lazy+Luck=success)
11. We are smarter Than our parents

Your last statement struck me like lightning, indeed we are smarter but parents of this era will never agree. They still want us to follow their footsteps in achieving success forgetting the fact that change is permanent

KaptainAfrika:
In the days of Blackberry.

It was my birthday and co-incidentally the first day of my 2nd Semester MSc Exams..

My ex didn't put my pic as her dp (not that bad, sure), EVERYONE NOTICED.

It was clear that my Long Distance Relationship was sinking faster than what ever sinks fast.

On the day I was to submit my research proposal for my dissertation - she put a pic of her and a guy she claimed was her "friend",.

Till today, I am not sure if I submitted the draft or the final finished work of my Dissertation proposal - I sha got an F, as if that was not bad enough, I had to extend my visa for the carry-over class (not free), then attend the carry-over class (not free), and then painfully watch as my fellow compatriots left me in the UK while I worked on my research proposal (basically the same one I did) and then my dissertation which I finally submitted.

That folks, was a series of worse things my ex did for me.

Then I met a busty babe, who finished all the money in my account. When she broke up with me - I was already dating someone else. Hehehehehe.

Woow!!! Not cool bro, from one bad luck to za other.

merahki:



Yes, yes, yes
If I was dating you? The surest thing about the union would be the fact of my love for you. This would mean that I would be physically and emotionally attracted to you, and would also mean you are the only one I feel that for. So zero cheating from my end. This is regardless of the number of men I have had before meeting you. I would also not hook up the way I do with you with those exes, even though I am likely to be friends with them still (and which you can’t, and shouldn’t try to stop. You would fail if you attempted though...and may end up curiously asking me about them and about any exploits or gist regarding them. There usually would be. I don’t know how I do it ). Meanwhile the friendships with them and other guys are platonic and almost filial. Because I absolutely know myself.
You would be the only one who makes my body sing and melts my heart romantically. But that same heart is big enough for a lot of people including exes and your relatives and strangers, so you trying to curb it makes me feel you are insecure and small minded and would definitely kill/topple what I feel for you.

So your girl may be like me...or not
Find out, and grow from the experience
Cheers

Awesome write up and expression, your contents made my heart melt like ice cream. I don't know if you're a guy or lady but am sure of one thing, which is you're emotionally matured.

pansophist:


It is like expecting a yahoo boy who has cruise fine cars, wined, and dined in the best of locations, to settle and live in a modest life devoid of materialistic gratification. Well, reality may force him to live a normal life, but he will not be satisfied and deeply ashamed of how low he has been reduced.

It works in the same way for women (also for men, but not to an extent it affects women). A woman that has slept will many men will find it hard to bond to one. Those that have women who love them will understand what I am talking about. The more sexual partner a woman has had will make it harder to bond. Also, you will be compared with every man she has been with, so make sure your performance supersedes or at least comparable to the best she had.

This is one of the reasons why every old religion and society value sexual exclusivity and chastity (virginity), in women. Men also instinctively understand this phenomenon, which suggests why all sexual enhancing drugs are channeled to male customers, For men, it is to last longer with gladiatorial performance. For females, it is to become tighter, to signify chastity.

Hmmm, words of wisdom