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Religion / Re: Demolishing The Falsehood Of Christianity And Its Bible by Pimpu(m): 8:43pm On Dec 09, 2011
waiting for the answer to the above questions.
Religion / Re: False Prophecies Of The New Testament (bible) by Pimpu(m): 9:53pm On Dec 07, 2011
wow what athread, after going tru this thread i fell like praying 20 times a day.the truth is so clear. may the peace and blessing of almighty allah be upon all of u who have contributed to this thread because it has given me a very good contrast. ma salam
Islam for Muslims / Re: Questions For Muslims: For Those Who Want To Know by Pimpu(m): 11:32pm On Nov 17, 2011
wow you are really outstanding i must confes

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Religion / Re: To All Those Who Go To Church by Pimpu(m): 7:38am On Oct 19, 2011
if really there is god then 99% of all christain would have perish
Religion / Re: Muslims In Nigeria And Diaspora by Pimpu(m): 11:21am On May 11, 2011
datz good i will check it out
Religion / Re: Disadvantages Of Being A Christian Woman by Pimpu(m): 1:05am On May 09, 2011
@poster if u ar nt careful abt who u mary it may be one of those igbo gurl i hv used or dose prostitutin in the north,well jesus is looooorDddddd
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
Politics / Re: NL Official Presidential Opinion Poll by Pimpu(m): 11:57am On Mar 09, 2011
shadowmay:

well belive it or not 50% of the ppl would still vote GEJ in the april elections. check it out here--> www.asktheweber.com

funny i can't believe u will prefer a 20 man vote to the hundreds of vote u see b4 u in nairaland, now i see how myopic ur tinkin is just like ur mentor jef
Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Approval Rating by Pimpu(m): 11:45am On Mar 02, 2011
its obvious that jonathan approval rating is droping at the speed of light this is because most people took his timidity for humility, he is too dumb for a president. pls nigerians vote for change. vote PDP out
Religion / Re: Biblical Explaination To The 2011 Islamic World Uproar by Pimpu(m): 6:52pm On Feb 25, 2011
fooooooooooooooooooool so myopic
Religion / Re: Islamic Banking ’ll Benefit Nigeria’s Economy – Prof Ekpo by Pimpu(m): 8:14pm On Feb 20, 2011
Jenwitemi:

So, what is islamic banking? The article says shed no light to what it is. Why call it "islamic"? Do we now shift our foreign reserve to Saudi Arabia? Islamic banking. What a daft name to give some banking system. Why don't we just call it, "Saudi banking"? cool
DAFTNESS BEGINS FROM HERE, shocked
Religion / Re: Why Would You Allow A Female Pastor To Preach To Your Kids? by Pimpu(m): 11:30am On Feb 17, 2011
nawa oooooooooooo ;d
Religion / Re: There Is No Single Man Of God In Nigeria by Pimpu(m): 11:28am On Feb 17, 2011
@mabell ITS EITHER U AR ONE OF THOSE WHO BENEFIT FROM CHURCH MONEY OR U HAVE NOT FALLEN VICTIM,WHICH EVER WAY ITS JUST A MATER OF TIME. cool
Religion / Re: How To Convert To Islam And Become A Muslim by Pimpu(m): 11:23pm On Jan 01, 2011
mabell:

How To Be Born Again
very easy, in fact as easy as
Accept Jesus Christ
Believe in Him
Confess Him as your Lord and Saviour

that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation
Romans 10:9-10 (NKJV)



FUNNY, DID JESUS HIMSELF SAY ANY OF THOSE, WISEUP BRO
Religion / Re: Common Sins By Christians. by Pimpu(m): 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2011
seyibrown:

^^^^^ Alright, Kay 17. Now that you will 'abandon and forget' YOUR OWN COPY OF THE BIBLE , please let those of us who find OUR COPIES OF THE BIBLE 'SUITABLE TO OUR TIMES' have some peace! grin It is not by force to adhere to the Bible! Issssssssssssh! BTW, If God is dead as you say in your signature, and we harm no one by believing otherwise, why are you bothering us?

TREAT THE ISSUE AT HAND N STOP GALAVANTING
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Lie Here? by Pimpu(m): 11:45am On Dec 25, 2010
THESE ARE your CONFUSION "Does it matter? We are celebrating his death, burial and resurrection. . No record was kept for the actual date" U NO WERE I LIFTED IT FROM,INCASE U ARE STILL CONFUSED XMASS= BIRTHDAY NOT THE NONSENCE U WROTE ABOVE.

Joagbaje:

Jesus has right to change his mind as he was led of the spirit . He didn't deceive them .
MATHEW 5:17-19  "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. "
18 "For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. "
19 "Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. "
I ASK, WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT JESUS DIDT SAY.HMMM PASTOR
SO U CAN KEEP your VENOME TO URSELF,JUST DONT PIOSON URSELF TRY AND SEE NEW YEAR. MASALAM
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Lie Here? by Pimpu(m): 8:49am On Dec 25, 2010
WELL I WILL ASK WHY WILL HE GO IN SECRET,
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Joagbaje:

Jesus has right to change his mind as he was led of the spirit . He didn't deceive them .
@Joagbaje I NOW SEE U ARE CONFUSED, N THE ONLY THING THAT COULD HELP U OUT IS FOR U TO BELIEVE MORE THAN 90% OF STORIES ABOUT JESUS IN THE BIBLE ARE ALL LIES.MAY GOD HELP U SEE
Religion / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by Pimpu(m): 11:40pm On Nov 10, 2010
aletheia:

^You are putting the cart before the horse. The misconception of you Muslims is to think that a man Jesus became God instead of the revealed truth that God Himself took on flesh and became the Son of Man---Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Man cannot become God, but God became Man "For with God nothing shall be impossible." (Luke 1:37)

I repeat: Jesus is both God and Man.

John 6:61-63  When Jesus knew in himself that his disciples murmured at it, he said unto them, Doth this offend you? What and if ye shall see the Son of man ascend up where he was before? It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
My brother wake up,the jesus u are talking about did not exist(myth).the poor man died long time ago.
Religion / Re: Why Did God Have To ''Kill His Son''? by Pimpu(m): 11:20pm On Oct 28, 2010
Christianity is such a joke MATRIX
Religion / Re: The Superiority Of The Jesus Christ Over Prophet Mohammed by Pimpu(m): 11:18pm On Oct 28, 2010
Christianity is such a joke grin grin grin grin MATRIX lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Pimpu(m): 9:35pm On Oct 15, 2010
new generation churches embarassed
Religion / Re: What Do Muslim Think About Jesus by Pimpu(m): 9:41pm On Oct 12, 2010
@niyi i surport u iwill drop my own account later
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Pimpu(m): 10:45pm On Oct 11, 2010
Joagbaje:


1 Corinthians 2:14
14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know[ them], because they are spiritually discerned
.

Church growth is simply bringing in more people into Gods kingdom and retaining them. Jesus died for all and not for few narrow people.
My dear friend respond to sir john questions naw if u ask me i will tell u that ur jesus in CE is dead[b][/b]
Religion / Re: Why Do Most Churches Dont Preach About Sin And Holiness? by Pimpu(m): 2:02am On Oct 09, 2010
they take advantage of the high level of illiteracy and poverty.
Religion / Re: Apostle Chibuzor Gift Chinyere: A Homeless Man Turned General Overseer by Pimpu(m): 9:55pm On Oct 06, 2010
nonsense, cry

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Religion / Re: Who Said Nigeria Is Not A Christian Nation? by Pimpu(m): 10:10pm On Oct 02, 2010
fooooooool
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Pimpu(m): 9:52pm On Oct 02, 2010
@Almuhandis u name sound like an arabian?are u a christain?
Religion / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by Pimpu(m): 9:34pm On Oct 02, 2010
@Almuhandis u name sound like an arabian?are u a christain?
Religion / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by Pimpu(m): 11:36pm On Oct 01, 2010
akacoded:

, He said "i have given Him a name ABOVE every other name", truth is at the name of Jesus!,every knee must surely bow, When Jesus was baptized by John the baptist, a voice came down from heaven saying "this is my son in whom i am well pleased,listen to Him",

, truth is if we are to listen to Him,then we are to obey what he preached and stood for and still stands for because He is alive!

, like i said earlier,i was told authoritatively that Jesus the Christ is the Anobi Issa recorded in the quran and of all you guyz have said,you have not disclosed the teachings of Anobi Issa as recorded in your quran. maybe because you are running from the truth and it's only the TRUTH that can set you free, If what Jesus Christ preached in the Holy Bible is the same thing recorded of the accounts of Anobi Issa in your quran, why do you choose to ignore it?is it because of ego? is it that the account recorded by anobi issa is a lie and can a lie be found in the quran?

, somebody was saying something about swords and i don't mean to say this but that is highly laughable if violence was what you think is preached there, when we talk about sword, do you think we talking about a physical sword kind of it?can u fight a witch with your physical sword?do you think God is weak to the extent that YOU can fight a battle for Him?using your sword?, Jesus always taught in parables and it will surely be a foolish thing to you because you live by the flesh as against living by the Spirit because they are spiritually discerned,


i stand here not to argue with you but to tell you heavenly truths as revealed in the Holy Bible, IT DOES NOT MATTER whether you validate the Word of God.the Word of God will validate itself, Broad is the road that leads to destruction and narrow is the road that leads to life, believe it or not JESUS IS LORD! but i beseech you to believe so that you may yet live, anything without Jesus can not stand me nah lie to you smiley

MR akacoded i want to tell u this in plain words:the new testament  is most definitely not, in any sense, the Word of God
SHORTLY I WILL GIVE REASONS
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Pimpu(m): 11:12pm On Oct 01, 2010
TRUTH IS ONE
Religion / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by Pimpu(m): 10:53am On Sep 27, 2010
rolikswale:

i pray that God will open your eyes of understanding shocked
it is only a fool that says there is no God(ps 14 ;1)
u can only go into the presence of God thru Jesus bec he is the way the truth and life ,
no one goes to the father except thru him (John 14;6)
hey thats what they use to decieve u ,if he claims he's the way know that he is not the destination
Religion / Re: Something Strange by Pimpu(m): 3:37pm On Aug 14, 2010
KEEP WAITING AT POSTER HE WILL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn COME,U HEAR cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
HEY WAIT I DREAMED UR GRAND GREAT GREAT GREAT CHILDREN WILL SAY THE SAME THING shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
EMANUEAL ABI NA JESUS DA COME OH
Religion / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by Pimpu(m): 3:30pm On Aug 14, 2010
allah is great

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