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Galactico4ever:
PKASSO where the party dey apun nah

Ma nigga!!

If no be curfew wey dey on, we for celebrate enter Monday morning. But no lele, the champagne go still dey on ice.

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Lineups are in. Coman starts ahead of Perisic. Hope he plays the game of his life today. Let's go!!

Nervous as fucck and it appears i'm not the only one. Guys on Bayern Twitter are also feeling it.

When you have supported this club for so long, there is always this creeping feeling that things could go just wrong and disappointment is always lurking in the corner. The mental scars of those years are still very much there. But not today. Today, we banish those demons to hell. Pack mas, boys!
[Jinx Protector]

temi1290:
Can't believe I will be supporting Bayern Munich today,you guys deserve it more

Abeg, no come jinx us o. You've been anti-Bayern all this while, no come change today.

Where that thing sef? . . Ah, yes!
[Jinx Protector]

temi1290:
post the video here nw make we access am

Na the link be this
https://mobile.twitter.com/lekan_kingkong/status/1296525768013611008

Has anyone here seen the new Lekan King Kong skit where he dubs that Messi infamous speech about bringing the CL to Camp Nou scene in Yoruba? This version sees Messi lamenting the 8-2 defeat to Bayern and mehn, laugh wan scatter my belle. The guy really captured Messi's mannerism and body language in the most hilarious way.

Even Barca fans will find it funny.

Congrats, hensben. Na Bayern that boy go support when he grows up

Lordave:
Brosss

And that was our first Semi Final with Pep, had a lot of confidence going into that match.
Wetin I see for Madrid fans hands in Abuja, I cannot forget.

How confident are you about Leipzig tonight?

My heart wants an all-German final but my head tells me PSG will win. But let's see what happens.

Speaking of semifinal heartbreaks, Lordave, shey you remember when we chop 4 for Real hand?

If i remember correctly, you were supposed to hang out with a babe that evening but you turned her down to watch the game only for us to get thrashed. You come dey call am after the game but she no answer

That thing dey always crack me up anytime wey i remember am

patrickmuf:
Na why I no dey too like some banter here...Overtime, I have identified monikers here who are matured (Not age wise though) and can hold a convo without resorting to insult...As much as I enjoy the banter, sometimes, some of us overreact which is really not necessary...

Enjoy yourself bro...

Thanks, man. You be real gee.

Nezzjnr:
But you insulted us for Trolling Chelsea

So why are you angry now

Show me where I specifically insulted you guys. So calling your trolling game weak and boring is what you guys deem as insults? Mehn, you guys are soft and weak. A bunch of sissies.

patrickmuf:
Since when you start to vex anyhow? Wetin dey sup?

Bro, na those retaards wey always jump enter my matter even when I'm just chilling on my own. I've never had anything personal against anyone on this thread but just because I expressed a honest opinion on the Chelsea thread their butt-hurt, insecure selves got triggered and won't just let me be.

Even person wey old wey you think say go get small sense dey follow dem join.

eph12:
Lmao they can easily vex ehn. Even pkasso dey join them vex sef. Iranu

You are one big fool for mentioning my name. Wetin concern me and your useless club? Your fellow scummies no go see you now. Na when i start, dem go come dey talk nonsense . You had better just respect yourself.

Lordave:
I actually prefer we are playing Lyon, there’s nothing this Lyon team can threaten us with apart from parking the bus. We have always faced a very strong side at this stage of the competition for the past 8 years, this time around let’s enjoy strolling into the finals with ease.

I agree with you. Most people would expect us to beat City but with them this season, you just never know what's in the offing. On some days, they can be incredible, on others they are just plain rubbish. With them, there is no middle ground, only extremes. That kind of unpredictability and the single tie format would have been the perfect recipe for an upset.

With Lyon, we know what to expect. And after all the tension and heartbreak of previous seasons, no one deserves an easy pass to the final than us. Na to watch the game with relaxed mind like my brother airmark sure pass

Phonzie getting a big shout out from Marcelo on Instagram after the Barca game is the sweetest thing ever. Real recognise Real.

At this point, Drake just has to name-drop him on his new album. Drizzy be like "My man Phonzie always on time like TikTok"

Lordave:
About last night, what if Perisic was Sane?

Bro, let's not even go there. E for reach like 13 Perisic was a bit wasteful yesterday but his work off the ball is so good. It looks like he has that left wing on lockdown for now.

tesppidd:
You go tire.

Maximum 48 hours, you go tire.

E dey pain you? No worry, i no too like wahala like that. I go soon stop, but for now..

In other news, the Barca-Bayern game has been uploaded to Pornhub. 90 minutes of relentless pounding

postdigger:
Are you really pained about my activities on the Chelsea thread?

Bros if Bayern like let them trash me 15-0 I'll still keep on digging. If it pains u eat shit

Wetin concern me with Chelsea? I'm even a big fan of what you do over there. I'm just asking you to keep the same energy when it comes to Barca. BTW, i used to think you were a Utd fan.

If you have friends, family members or even enemies that are Barca fans, please check on them. Try and be there for them during this difficult period. #BLM #BarcaLivesMatter

Shame no go allow postdigger show face. If na Chelsea matter na, e go don carry shovel and hoe dey do excavation with the ginjah of 5 kai-kai drunk abokkis.

But no wahala, we dey here.

Taguchi:
Insha Allahu we go win ....it will be very interesting, I will be watching with a very relaxed mind

Airmark, come see your brother Relaxed mind kor, shampooed mind ni.

Good morning, Barkabots. How are you doing? Are you feeling O KKKK?!!

Valverde must be laughing his ass off wherever he is now.

Man was unfairly sacked despite being on top of the league and into the knockout rounds of the CL. Karma is well and truly alive. #JusticeForValverde

Okada, drop me for here.

Eyin Barkabots, how una dey? Untop all the tactics wey una discuss. Patrickmuf, you get luck say you be my guy. Na why i go free you.

Where all the Fela Durotoyes? Messi, Messi. . You think say Bayern na Eibar or Leganes. GOAT don turn asun.

Mehn, football is one cruel sport. God save BlueAngel444 today sha. I don ready to troll the living daylights out of her

What is happening here?!

LOL! This BlueAngel too like wahala ehn. I no know where she dey get the energy from.

Angel wey dey cause trouble

airmark:
If you look at it well, Rudiger plays like Boathand, your legend.

The more reason we don't want him. One Boateng is enough wahala. Two Boatengs? You wan kill me ni?

airmark:
Pkasso, Chic2pim.p, Patrickmu.f, Rol.and17

We have these players now on Amazon, they will upgrade your teams. You are free to come with your bids.

According to
@SkySports
Chelsea open to offers for Kepa Arrizabalaga, Jorginho, Antonio Rudiger and more
Emerson, Victor Moses, Tiemoue Bakayoko, Danny Drinkwater, Kurt Zouma, Andreas Christensen and Michy Batshuayi also among long list of players Chelsea are willing to offload.

Omo, this one na summer sale o. Gbanjo style! Chelsea be like "Buy Kepa and get Bakayoko free" "*rings bell*

Thanks, but we at FC Bayern are not interested.

iamoyindamola:
Nah
We are catching cruise at just 25

Correct guy! Darlington dey fall hand sometimes but i believe e go change. Seankafor, shey you don hear?