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I've got African China's 'Crisis' playing on repeat specially for City.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IU2jlyYBU. This is unfamiliar territory for Pep. I don't think he has gone 5 matches without a win in his coaching career. Games vs Utd and Barca on the horizon. This could get ugly.

A40:
Lmao. See this phoolish moRATA! You don't give two phucks but you and the Cheech and Chong of ignorance (apoche cra cra and Bobriskyy) are always found doing Abosi on top A-40

You are one stewpidly confused mofo. Your cluelessness walahi o maa n pamilerin

Awe, go find somewhere siddon. I no get your time.

A40:
Shut up moRATA. I don't know why you can't keep my name out of your mouth you useless and worthless vermin.

Fall in one shalanga or sewer go arrange your dinner. Eku iya

Gbenu soun, BarAJA . You must be delusional if you think i give two fvcks about you. The baga overestimates his relevance.

No joy for our bogey team this time around. Smooth sailing from the blast of the whistle. Rafinha has been decent this season and should get more game time. Lahm hasn't exactly been on fire. Another clean sheet with Hummels and Martinez at the back. I dunno but we seem to keep clean sheets when Boateng is missing. I first noticed this earlier this year when he got injured. Not saying he is responsible, but could there be something to it?
Dortmund are having problems of their own. Leverkusen are Leverkusen. Virtually all the big boys are fumbling. We could have a season full of surprises on our hands with teams like Cologne and RB Leipzig.

A40:
Who give you mix up virus ehn moRATA? Abeg carry your badluck go back Barca, o ti cast

AJAntala, don't you have bones to bury? Abeg swerve!

Category1:
Ma nigga...abi visça catalunya, just wrote Mia sia Mia coz I love it.

OK bro, sorry for the mix-up.Chai. A40 don give me that mix up virus .You can always join, I used to be a Barca fan myself.

airmark:
hillary said earlier ''Donald Trump is as healthy as a horse, you know, like the one Putin rides around on''. Ramuzaki will only scout for ninnies like ajakaja40, davidbanky of this world, hailing their rubbish posts, calling them strong men because he can use them as foot stools. Once you get more sensible bayern fans here supporting you against those senseless arguments by dayo, you will see him relocating permanently to barca's thread.

Hahahaha. Laugh wan tear my belle. Pa Ramuzaki and his minions. I necessarily don't want other fans supporting me, i only wish we had more fans who can think for themselves and not the follow-follow herd mentality we have on this thread. It's used to be much better when Toba was still active despite his sometimes controversial opinions.
Ehen, you sef na honorary Bavarian na . Everyone will agree this thread won't be the same without you, even Ramuzaki knows this. You don join the club be dat

Since the convener of this thread don refuse to do some recruitment work by bringing other Bayern fans into the fold, I searched across the forum for other supporters of the club who may not be fully aware that there is a thread dedicated to our great club. Luckily i came across two monikers, Homar and Category1 whose signature Mia San Mia gave him away as a Potential Bayern fan. Homar, by the way is an old cat here. He somehow went underground and i've been looking to get in touch with him. Hopefully this post does that. To Homar and Category1, your presence on this thread would be most welcome. A beg, make una dey show face from time to time. Guys, let's keep the numbers growing. Mia San Mia!! Raumdeuter na your work I dey do o !

These must be good times to be a Gunner. Una team dey play well dey win even Ozil dey score hat trick. My good friend Governor Pataki must be smiling from ear to ear. Just remember say We dey here dey wait

TheGoodJoe:
Contrary to the gloom picture you paint, I see different. We did not expect an easy ride and the wins came too early and people feel we are top notch. We are not but a growing team getting to understand the philosophy. With time, we will get better.

In the game against Everton, we had
Possession
Man City - 73%
Everton - 27%

Shots
Man City - 19
Everton - 3

Shots on goal
Man City - 8
Everton - 2

Corners
Man City - 13
Everton - 1

We were totally on top of Everton, missed two penalty kicks and the referee missed a clear foul in the box on Sane. It was a brilliant performance but the result did not go our way. I doubt we are close to a crisis.

As long as we keep playing well, the results will come. What matters is our players adapting to the coaches way. We are close, our problems are individual errors and not style of play.

I didn't mean to sound like a prophet of doom. I understand Pep's project is at a formative stage and there will be a few teething problems here and there. Obviously, City will benefit in the long run. You guys were very unlucky not to beat Everton. The team played well, I agree. But Pep still needs to work on that defense. His teams are not known for their defensive strength but the frequency with which City concede is a cause for concern. He probably thinks it's not a big deal as long as he outscores his opponents but that is no always going to be the case.

kokaneprodigy:
Early days? Sunday wey go good Na Saturday we dey know.

Bad guy . Zlatan don use mouth kill himself .

Whatever happened to Zlatan's claim of being a god in Manchester. One would expect to see a statue of him outside Old Trafford by now. Still early days sha

Finally. That taste of victory. The past few weeks have been difficult. Good game by the boys. We started very well and then we conceded our trademark counter goal. The attack was very sharp yesterday. Muller and Lewy ended their goal droughts but they are not quite there. Robben doing the business as usual. Kimmich is the new Lampard. 7 goals in his last 8, i think.

The honeymoon is over for Pep. No win in City's last 4 matches. The team is just one loss away from a full-blown crisis. Last night, another of Pep's flaws were laid bare again. I love Pep to bits but there is no denying he needs to adapt. All this talk about sticking to his philosophy, come rain come shine isn't it. He is going to have to be pragmatic at times. City have a long way to go in competing with some of Europe's elite. For all the beautiful attacking football, the defence is a freaking basket leaking goals. They have only kept out two teams this seasons, Steaua B and Bournemouth. So much for paying almost 50 million pounds for Stones. I have this picture of Yaya Toure and Dmitri Seluk laughing at Pep's change in fortunes in my mind. As a lover of good football, i hope this is only a blip in form. Up next is an in-form Southampton side. Another draw or loss would be devastating. By the way, great job on the thread, TheGoodJoe.

*sighs* It's official, we are in crisis! I don't even know where to start from. The defence is a mess. I'm beginning to miss the Hummels-Martinez partnership. We looked more secure with those two at the back. Boateng practically gifted Frankfurt the first goal. Great to see Robben on the score sheet. I don tire for Muller matter. He goes on international duty, plays well and then comes back and it's back to square one. He played centrally today and still nothing. He seriously needs some time on the bench to reset his brain. and yes, Kimmich!! Surprise contender for the Torjagerkanone. Who says he can't do it? . BVB dropping points as well. So it's not all bad. Ancelotti has some work to do, anything other than a convincing win against PSV in the CL . .

Choi! Broda Dayo don suffer for una hand o. From Ramudeen to Ramuzaki to Rahmanzaki. See evolution .

Okada stop here stop here. Na the venue be this. Ehen na who be the DJ on duty? Abeg play me 'Wetin Dey' rmx by Rayce ft Davido.

Bayern in crisis?! We've won only one of last 3 games and conceded more goals than we have scored in those games. Lewy is on 4-game goal drought after starting the season on fire. Muller sef don forget how to score. Ancelotti out?
Kimmich Omo Ologo getting on the scoresheet again. Make dem just give the boy Ballon D'Or. Thank God Robben injury no too serious. I don't know what I would have done if Koln had converted that last chance.
Neverkusen surprised me with their win over Dortmund this evening. I was expecting BVB to get at least a point especially after we drew. All the better for us.

airmark:
Wow multirhymes on point

Ifoti/ 40/ fun a40/to ugly/ opolo e ti wa faulty/

Ooshey! Your head dey there. I go soon come drop something for that side .

A40:
Hahahahaha. The phool wan gather small courage as him puppet masters don show. Beech I would boot your narrow behinds with my Size 47 feet from Sambisa Forest to Kim Jung Un's Doorstep.

This pathetic hoelosho dey call person drag queen. American wonder You are a rata. A useless bandwagoninho that I have exposed for the pitiful P.O.S you've always been. I have put you through enuff disgrace. Don't die in my hands biko. Take two tablets of Alabukun and call me in the morning

How I stumbled on the internet? You were still battling jaundice, cholera and dysentery when I 'stumbled' on the internet. Lmao what an ídiot

Your delusions knows no bounds, AjAsco. The Feyingbole alumnus thinks he is winning when he is actually getting pummeled. Schizophrenic doofus. Yaba Left must be one patient short. Tighten the leash around your neck, morafucka!

A40:
The resident Eku is running on fumes. Its fun watching the eku writhe and struggle before finally quenching. Give it a rest heaux.

You are looking dimmer and dumber with each reply. Doing agidi but you have gone out like Kunta Kinte. Bwahahaha I got a whip for you Toby. What Ice Cube spat that year is still apt merely looking at your m0ronic responses

You are boring the thread with your wailing. Vamoooose

Olori awon drag queen. Simple task you not fit complete. This is what happens when someone has a Celeron microprocessor for a brain. One must wonder how a Neanderthal like you stumbled on the Internet. Catamite lasan lasan. Dem suppose dey give you 40 slaps for every rubbish that comes out of your mouth. Ifoti 40 fun A40. Airmark shey o n ri rhymes .

A40:
Bwahahahaha the mofo is still crying blood after I exposed the troglodyte.
It is only your shamelessness that is still allowing you to respond. Eku! Alatenuje, telling more lies than O.J Simpson when he was on trial. Anyway since you come from a lengthy genetic line of harlots and hoeloshos I would expect that shame is one of the traits you lack by default
You are dangerously ret@rded if you genuinely think I still have anything left to prove to a bandwagoninho rata like you. You have been disgraced and exposed as a fugazy and a pathetic alabosi
You would do well to jump into the nearest konga at your disposal, preferably at night so your chances of being rescued are nil and stop stealing our precious oxygen
Your silly attempts at saving face are laughable. Its a guarantee that no one would ever take you serious on this thread anymore (if they ever did)
Eku.

Woof Woof Woof. Keep barking like the rabid mongrel you are. Adato feeling like Sherlock Holmes. Exposed what?? Trying to deflect attention from the matter at hand won't work, Dejo Tunfulu. Show everyone where pkasso was a Gunner.

A40:
Eku yi go and hide your agbon seme head in shame. Abi 'masochistic demons dey do hit dem folks' on top your head? Hahaha omugo

I'm not getting off? See this dangbana. You better go and climb on top Olumo rock and jump down head first before I consider your phoolish request.

I have proven and exposed you as a rata and a bandwagoninho. If you like you can curse your elebolo mama and the platoon of men that knocked her up and contributed to you and your siblings fetid existence. Ain't shìt changing but diapers on babies

As for your shameless, incoherent and pathetic lie of leaving Barca while they were at the top. Newsflash: Nobody believes you, not even your puppet masters

Go to some other thread or forum and recant your m0ronic story for the gods. You are a joke heaux

Olo-orun Eku lasan lasan, Phuck off my mentions kia maza

Ejo lo fero. Start digging with your paws like the dog you are and produce where you saw me as an Arsenal fan. Thank God you don't have a sister so you can keep your hereditary idiocy in your family line. Agbako, do us a favor by swallowing rat poison instead of panadol since you are so good at mixing things up. O tun le step e down with kerosene instead of water. Idiota, Barca ARE still at the top of the European game. Hehehe. Ramuzaki's houseboy trying to pin his insecurities on me. Even Dr Phil can't help you. Oya start digging kia maza.

10d0ve:
Bayern were even poorer last night compared to last season at the Calderón. Ribery is washed up! He has no business in the starting line up of any top team! Pep n Ancelloti are my personal top 2 best coaches in the world, cos I believe carlo is badly underrated, but if he wants to succeed, Ribery out! Get Lahm to concentrate more on games, n replace Alonso from the starting xi

Harsh words for Ribery. To be fair, he has been Bayern's best player so far this season. Kimmich would be the ideal successor for Alonso.

Disappointing result yesterday. The boys failed to turn up. Below average performance all round. Lahm, Alonso, Thiago were some of the culprits. And the biggest of them all, Vidal. Dude was just a raging bull, clearing anything he came in contact with. That penalty he conceded summed up his night. He totally lost control. Credit to Atletico, they came out attacking and got their goal and retreated. There is no better place to keep your life savings than that ATM defence. Na like Alcatraz and Fort Knox combined. I trust that we will get the job done at home and top the group. Till then. .

A40:
Hahahahaha. See painment! O ti ka weyrey lara. Olofo, Atoshi. God punish a phoolish fraud, a phony and fugazy like you for calling me a glory hunter you pathetic glory sniper

Mugun telling us tales by moonlight. Stories that touch

You are a sewer rat. How could you defect when the spotlight was on you? That is not how an Alabosi like you can operate. You can now see why I tagged you that name. Purely on instinct and boy was I ever right!

Listen here little girl. If you like you can swallow otapiapia. I have made my point and you have been exposed as a rata and a bandwagoninho

Iyawo Asiko gberu oshi e ko ma lo si thread Madridi. Your contributions here were never relevant and your pseudo-intellectual posts and analysis were faker than Nicki Minaj's yansh

You are not getting off that easily. Shey enu e ma n wa rough. You go explain where you saw me supporting Arsenal. Or was that also a mix up? Olori omo ale ni e, if you no post your evidence. My friend, start digging.

Ajadugbolugi feeling like he just discovered the cure for cancer. So you found out I used to be a barca fan. So what? Barcelona were a bigger club than Bayern at that time and still are. Oponu aiyerada, how does that make me a glory hunter compared to you who ran away from Arsenal. Ashewo. A won anjonu ti n fi ori e gba ping pong . Omo ode.

A40:
And I forgot to add. Lewandowski je ki ori e pe oh


5 ke? Ani se that phool ran from Barcelona after the 7-0 loss. Jamiu Okola lo ma pe wa sha, shamelessly giving us burnt dodo.

A ni opolo ti yoro bi icecream to sa sorun. Like i also defected after Bayern were humiliated 5-0 by Madrid, abi? O ri e ti gbale. Boi-boi expected to me announce my change of club to everyone. Wey your evidence about me once being an Arsenal fan. Shebi you posted the Barca one. Oya start finding or forever be labelled a liar.

A40:
Bwahahahaha. I have slaughtered more intelligent and wittier people than you. You must be all types of neurotic if you think your paperweight punches move Deontay Wilder.

We would see who is the eran iya between us when I have finished putting you thru 36 Chambers of pain.

You were born confused of your gender and the identity of the charlatans that brought you to this planet. Which explains why you do not know what a lie means and why you phoolishly could not decipher between last year and last season.

E pele Einstein. Mr masochistic demons doing hit dem folks. Is that the ret@rded lines you use to impress your fellow urchins ni igboro? What an Oloshious and Awadashious fellow

Me a gloryhunter. Ko ni ragba fun e. Iwo eranko ibiye.

Hahahahaha you who were an Arsenal fan, A Barca fan and now claim to support Bayern yet you have the nerve to call me a gloryhunter? All in your desperate bid to impress apoche cra cra and Bobriskky.

This was you in August 2011.

www.nairaland.com/669609/fc-barcelona-fan-thread-mes/16#8874706



Bwahahahaha. Busted. Phool

You are a shameless hypocrite unfit to support a great club like Bayern Munich. Edumare punish you well well. I retraced my roots in the open and in the full glare of everybody while you phoolish Alabosi took the coward route as usual and went under G
pretending to be a Bayern fan. Oloriburuku omo iya aje

Iyawo Asiko

You are worse than a dog you are a rather, a sewer rat.

You must be quite in a hurry to join your wretched ancestors. I will happily grant your death wish. How can one body hold this much ignorance and foolishness. Your own idiocy ehn na designer. Walahi.
Mr mixup, na so awon aye dey do mixing and mastering on top your destiny. Mix up lo ma shey ku. Omokomo ikeji aja.

Ajakaja dey form Scooby-Doo go dey do investigation on top my matter. You must be jobless to have spent your time digging up a post from over 5 years ago. Premashor.
Na Olukoso go strike you if you no show where I supported Arsenal. Barca, yes. I wasn't even an active member of this section then. I bet most Barca fans don't even remember me. I took a liking to Bayern then so you could call me a fan. There were only two then. Your master Ramuzaki and toba, who I first met in another section. I swapped the best team in the world for a sleeping giant. That was in early 2012. A step down. We can't say the same of you. You abandoned your team in its darkest hours, or should we say years. No true fan does that. Agbepo40, you are a disgrace!

airmark:

Pkasso , how did you get yourself among all these irresponsible people ? I can also say chelsea won premier league last season to brag and win arguments that chelsea is the best. If anybody tackles me on that, i have learnt the line to use - it was a mix up i wanted to write 2014/2015 season. Ajakaja40 don turn Mr. mixup , nice upgrade

Na so we see am o. Bayern is the only thing we have in common. Fortunately, we are not all the same here. There is Lordave who is a nice chap. Ajakaja go soon turn DJ with im mixups abi na mashups .

A40:
Shut up your alabosi mouth you phoolish lost little girl. My life story? Your cluelessness is making me laugh. Odaaran ponbele

You jump into arguments wey no concern you and throw m0ronically effeminate snide remarks my way hoping to get a reaction, while famzing apoche cra cra as well. Lol you are a pitiful groupie.

Pcunto you had no old man. Actually you were a trick baby rejected by every and a painful reminder of your mam's hoe phase. Word on the street is she was the inspiration behind Sound Sultan's Hello Baale


What is the meaning of this incoherent prattle? Abeg stop! Grammar no be by force.
Ohh I get it. Perhaps you were trying to tell us you are a submissive lost little girl with masochistic tendencies.

I was not even talking about last season like you phoolishly assumed so your attempt at correction was stewpid and consistent with your zombie mindset. Omo ase o kan be bi oya

In your eagerness to impress apoche cra cra you just made yourself look like the village ídiot.

Einstein? Hahahaha oh boy that is the beauty of the internet sha. Even an omorapala street urchin like you with an IQ in negative integers can claim to be Einstein, Newton and even Max Planck after a few sips of Ogidiga.

You are asking me who the person was? That is your assignment Alabosi. Trawl the entire NL Webspace. Your answer is right there

You're a Lost Little Girl pcunto

Mo ti so tele, eran iya ni e. It is now beyond doubt that you truly are a glutton for punishment and a sucker for pain. Wetin concern me concern you. E no go beta for you if you no show argument wey I jump enter. Your stupidity is one of a kind.Bayern never played away to Hamburg in 2015 which negates the validity of your statement and thus makes it a lie. A case of lie begetting lie. Arindin40, I put it to you that you are a consummate reetard. When they say you have comprehension issues, this na example. What I meant when I said we can't all be Einsteins was that there will always be dumb people like you on this planet. I may not be a genius but I'm certainly not a certified he-diot like you. A plain he-diot, who would have at least been accepted if he had savant attached to it that way at least you would have something useful to offer.
Everyone knows our in-house AJAsco is a glory hunter. This unfortunate fellow used to be an Arsenal fan. He even created an Arsenal thread. But then he ran away when things went bad. Now I know we all have a past and I shouldn't judge but who says he won't do the same, God forbid the same thing happens to Bayern in the future. Ramuzaki, this dog won't be loyal for long. You had better start looking for a new dog. Luckily for you, you already have one waiting in the wings. I no go mention name .

A40:
Weyrey alaso pcunto fara buruku e bale ko ma lo gba ese to'n gbe malu subu

I used to think you were a wannabe Stan but its pretty clear you are just a lost little girl desperate for Daddy's attention and approval.

Your phoolish attempt at pedantry was even wrong as Bayern did not play at Hamburg last year not in the league for sure, so don't stewpidly jump to correct or interpret what was not remotely your concern. I know you have a complex but don't try too hard to earn apoche cra cra's approval you are merely a tool.

I reiterate you are heavily demented for not recognizing the difference between lies and a mixup of chronological events. Zombie

And to think there was someone on this forum that once thought you were me. It shows you started well, its unfortunate you have since morphed into a pathetic and effeminate Alabosi

What a crying disgrace

Our resident Bingo is foaming at the mouth again. Thank you for reminding us of your life story. You clearly have unresolved Daddy issues which is why you crave Ramuzaki's affection like oxygen. Your old man takes one look at you and wonders how a handicapped sperm like you came first in the first place and who would blame him. Aberrations like you belong to a grade C Nollywood horror movie. Dysgenic waste of weight and space. E to jo meta e. E be like say Masochistic demons don dey do Hit dem folks for that rumpled paper you call a brain again.
Ode. Did Bayern draw at Hamburg in 2015 as you claimed? Simple Logic must be like quantum physics to you. I'm beginning to lean towards the 'I am an Olodo' excuse. It's alright, we all can't be Einsteins.
Ajakaja in over his head. Anybody who thinks we shared the slightest thing in common needs to have their brain checked. Oya mention the person. What rubbish!
I leave you in the capable hands of airmark. I trust he will knock some sense into you.

A40:
No wonder you rate David Lulz as a defender. Wannabe pedantic mugu that doesn't know the difference between simple mix up of dates and an actual lie.

Did Bayern play at Hamburg in the league in 2015? Smh

Any reasonable human being knows Bayern drew at Hamburg recently September (2014)

Ogbeni, we don't want you misinforming people around here. You never know who might be reading your post. I am not responsible for what you post. I only interprete what i see which in this case is a lie. Did Bayern draw at Hamburg last year? The answer is NO. Were your previous lies like the Luiz-was-bought-before-Marquinhos one also mixups? If that's the case, then you clearly are not smart, which is not surprising considering you are an alumnus of the infamous Feyingbole grammar school. There is only one reasonable explanation for your gaffes: You are either a pathological liar or you are an Olodo. Choose one.