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HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by placeofallure(f): 4:25pm On Feb 01, 2024
HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100


I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦
What now happened to your gf? Were you able to eventually meet up with her?

grin grin I'm in my Aproko mood this afternoon.
FoodRe: When You See This After A Fight With Your Wife Or Girlfriend by placeofallure(f): 12:09pm On Jan 31, 2024
Creamypie:
The middle of the swallow make me think of something that will happen after eating. I no wan talk
Werey Alaṣọ! Wetin wan happen after eating grin grin grin
FoodRe: See The Tomatoes I Bought yesterday For 15k For Use In My House. by placeofallure(f): 12:05pm On Jan 31, 2024
This is way way cheaper compared to the tomatoes I bought in the market over the weekend. I was almost crying.
CrimeRe: Stalker Stabs Girl To Death In Her Bed As He Is Triggered By Her Instagram Post by placeofallure(f): 12:02pm On Jan 31, 2024
Zonefree:
If e no call for a day, una go still say he's not caring.

If e call 20 times, una go say he's abnormal.

What does it take to please women? Should we self-annihilate ourselves so women can be happy?
It's not normal please. One guy used to disturb me like that. If not obsession what will make somebody call you for 27 times in less than 5 minutes? A colleague looked at my phone and just told me "Run! This is Not love." I always wonder what makes one to become obsessed. How does obsession even start? This one will travel from one end of the country to the other end to see me uninvited. At times I run away and not see him. Ah! Na wa for obsession. Now this one has committed murder and he will face the music.
FamilyRe: Getting Married And Living In Your Parents House. What Is Wrong About It by placeofallure(f): 2:37am On Jan 26, 2024
NikoDeBonAmi:
These days we see a lot of people saying at a certain age they are suppose to move out of their parents house. We even see were people attack others for still staying with their parents and thinking of marriage.

If your parents have a big and comfortable home were you stay and then you have a good job or flowing business in that same city or town, what is wrong to remain in your parents home and get married there especially when they are very happy for you to always be around them with your own family.
You included a clause in your query...if it's a big estate and your apartments are metres apart like the Okoya's Oluwa ni Sola estate for instance, no problems; I fit dey one week, we no go see. But to live with my husband's family, right under each other's noses, sharing the same space...I Cannot Can!
No matter the amount of tolerance and understanding you have or they have, Ẹ ma ni problem o. There will be rifts, there will be rancour, husband go settle matters taya, later he will take sides, then there will be gang up, family war don land be that!
I don't have the energy biko. Too many important things to do than to live every minute of your life being careful not to annoy the other person. You should be allowed to be vulnerable in your own space!
Science/TechnologyRe: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by placeofallure(f): 2:22am On Jan 26, 2024
KingMack:
Donald Trump spotted!


Abort mission!!!
grin grin
Forget it, no heaven for you!
RomanceRe: Man Catches His Wife Cheating With Oyibo Man After 4 Kids by placeofallure(f): 7:27pm On Jan 25, 2024
AfahaAbia:
From the video it's a pity that the man loves his wife very much because if she really loved him she should have started begging or looking for a way to sort out the matter. But unfortunately you can see her walking away without any care in the world. That husband is in a real mess!!
This is the kind of pent up emotions, anger, bitterness, acrimony that leads a partner into commiting murder. If the centre is no longer holding I think they should just simply go their separate ways instead of patching things up. Or the man could be afraid of exhorbitant alimony otherwise he could have just sent her packing.
RomanceRe: Those Who Understand Sign Language,pls What Is The Man Saying? (SEE PHOTO) by placeofallure(f): 6:21pm On Jan 25, 2024
Oò dẹ̀ jòó ọlọ́mọge, jẹ́ kí n lọ lẹ́ẹ̀kan si. grin
SportsRe: 16 Qualifiers For Round Of 16 AFCON 2023 by placeofallure(f): 6:02pm On Jan 25, 2024
saintokwuluora:
Wetin concern Ghana and Zambia for 2023 afcon Round of 16?
Wickedness grin
RomanceRe: 'This Guy Tricked Me From Calabar To Umuahia, Slept With Me And Ran Away' – Lady by placeofallure(f): 12:55am On Jan 24, 2024
gasparpisciotta:
Vulnerable or stupid.

The Facebook profile should spook any right thinking person. A football agent, Nollywood actor, resides in Abuja but asked you to come to Umuahia?

Anyway she has been scammed
Exactly my thoughts. I looked at the fb profile and immediately see scam all over.i don't know why many girls live up to that name - Dumbo! Why?
Anyway, he will reap what he has sown no doubt. Thank God he didn't pluck your vitals.
SportsRe: AFCON: Aliou Cisse Hospitalized After Cameroon Game by placeofallure(f): 7:30pm On Jan 20, 2024
GOFRONT:
He will Triumph out of that emergency room Inshallah......

Whatever that concern Senegal concern me all because of Sadio Mane.
Me too. He's an exceptional player. He's kind too.
SportsRe: Ivory Coast. Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2023: 0 - 1 On 18th January 2024 by placeofallure(f): 9:33pm On Jan 18, 2024
teebaxy:
go cancel the goal
Good answer for the nincompoop!
EducationRe: See This Examination Questions In Indian University by placeofallure(f): 5:09pm On Jan 18, 2024
legba1:
Hmnnnnn, the examiner is wise. Only a smart/punctual and attentive student can scale this.
You're correct. If you have done ten topics for the semester, you have to recall each one for the purpose of content, you have to remember and understand what each one is about otherwise you can't set questions let alone answer them.

For a smart, punctual and attentive student, this is not a walk over, it's a trampling over!
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire Govt Declares Holiday For Students, Urge Support Against Nigeria by placeofallure(f): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2024
If you ask me, of course I want The Super Eagles to win but I am very objective about things. We don't seem to have that strength of character to do it. We're not purpose driven or goal oriented. The first match is where we should have secured a win to be at an advantaged position, but we were too lackadaisical about things. It's a herculean task now to triumph over Cote D'ivoire.



May the better team win.




And please coach, take Iwobi off the pitch.
PoliticsRe: Reinstate Betta Edu As Minister , AUF Urges President Tinubu by placeofallure(f): 8:56pm On Jan 17, 2024
Aye AUF ma baje ni!
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Explosion: Document Found Indicates Court Cases Against Miner Occupants by placeofallure(f): 8:44pm On Jan 17, 2024
This is nothing short of Hamas and Isreal war....Damn!
CelebritiesRe: My Family Started Anglican Church In Nigeria But I’m Juju Worshipper – Seun Kuti by placeofallure(f): 8:38pm On Jan 17, 2024
Dagger111:
This guy again. Why is it that great people normally have 1 or 2 Judas in the list of their children? Almost every great men o.

My maternal late grandfather had lot of children and he is a very known cleric and so wealthy but believe me, over half of his children are crooks and agberos. Why?
You mean your mum's siblings? Pray for the redemption of their souls and pray also that the largesse doesn't extend to you or your children.
SportsRe: If We Continue To Play Like Today, No Team Will Beat Us - Peseiro by placeofallure(f): 4:42pm On Jan 16, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
please come and remove your wastebeads from my house
grin
Somebody needs to be admitted in a mental home.
FamilyRe: Man Bathes His Wife, Cooks For Her During Her Postpartum Recovery (Pix, Video) by placeofallure(f):
Although it's a commendable act, but no big deal really. Some men, infact many men do this and more without the camera. My husband, God bless him, is a great man with an angelic heart. I remember he packed my faeces when I was sick in the hospital and couldn't control anything. We were not even married then. We were just bf and gf.

When we got married and my pregnancy was a high risk pregnancy, he cared for me like a baby - toilet things, food things, sleep things, Everything! Again, God bless him. Even now, after many years, he's still my sugar daddy and I'm his side chic. He can pamper for Africa!

God bless all caring husbands.
EducationRe: Alleged Fraud: FGC Ijanikin Suspends Students Over Parents’ Petition To EFCC by placeofallure(f): 11:35am On Jan 15, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
Nigerians are no more fantastically corrupt but madly corrupt!
grin grin grin See me rolling on the floor.
SportsRe: If We Continue To Play Like Today, No Team Will Beat Us - Peseiro by placeofallure(f): 11:26am On Jan 15, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
Were ni man yi men
Where's your exclamation mark?
PoliticsRe: I Will Appreciate It If Tinubu Offers Me Appointment – Daniel Bwala by placeofallure(f): 11:19am On Jan 15, 2024
Newmercy5:
If only we successfully installed obi
Obi as in Peter Lamba Obi, right?

You must mean kolanut!
CrimeRe: Tokunbo Afikuyomi: How Scammers Hacked My Phone, Defrauded My Friends by placeofallure(f): 8:35am On Jan 15, 2024
matify83:
Even with two step verification done, some of my colleagues have lost control of their whatsapp handle for days before taking back control and the scammers always use this same modus operandi of soliciting for money.

I often wonder why i will just transfer funds to my friend based on a text message without hearing from him.
That's it! Scammers got hold of one of my client's phone. She is wealthy so I was surprised when I got a message from her that I should send some money to an account on her behalf. Luckily for me, I was with a banker friend, I just mentioned it in passing, he said I should request to video call the sender of the message to verify if it was her. Na so I call tire dem no gree pick call o!

I quickly sent message to her other number that scammers are demanding money from me on her behalf. Before she could send word round, some had fallen victim. I have foiled 3 other attempts like that, WhatsApp and Facebook.

How could Sen. Afikuyomi's calibre of friends fall cheaply to that low level scam?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1 ) On 14th January 2024 by placeofallure(f): 6:33pm On Jan 14, 2024
EMIOMOADEOYE:
Ọmọ na real beated
grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1 ) On 14th January 2024 by placeofallure(f): 5:52pm On Jan 14, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
God please let Nigeria be beated. Make us happy by answering our prayers in Jesus name I pray amen
.... Nigeria be beated kẹ! Ewo leleyii bayi nitori Ọlọrun shocked shocked

Well, E reach make you wish Nigeria bad as na Pako School you attend. Na Naija do you like this. Pẹlẹ tí ẹ!
SportsRe: Super Eagles Dance & Sing Praise Song On Their Way To Stadium (pics,video) by placeofallure(f): 4:47pm On Jan 14, 2024
Over the years, Nigerian Super Eagle teams have always been really religious. God Bless Ahmed Musa; this is the kind of religious tolerance that we want. Same reason why I like Mo Salah, he always celebrate Christmas despite his Islamic faith.

May you be victorious. The match is almost ended and it's still 1:1.
RomanceRe: One Thing I Noticed About Stingy Men. by placeofallure(f): 8:04am On Jan 14, 2024
How much dey una hand self wey dey cause noise? Some women are made, and out of the largesse they have, they give men who adjust their heads well. Yes! Okunrin to ba gb'ori duro.

I have a high sense, very high sense of self worth, to some, na pride but I call it self esteem. I won't have any man treat me anyhow, I won't even allow you talk to me anyhow. I respect myself a lot I won't ask you for money. I will collect if you give me, make no mistake. The money you gave freely out of your own volition, you won't turn around and tell me I hypnotised or mesmerised you into giving it.

So whether a man is stingy or not stingy e nor too concern me. I am not hungry. As you lay your bed you lie on it. I believe friendship is about helping each other. I give you, you give me, It's like a dual carriage road. lf you are in a mess today, I sort you out and if it's my turn tomorrow, you don't leave me in the crap. Chikena!
FamilyRe: Married Woman Discovers Whatsapp Group Chat Dedicated To “Surviving Her” by placeofallure(f): 3:20am On Jan 14, 2024
Drbarmes:
Gabrielle Union n LL Cool J
Yeah!
FamilyRe: Married Woman Discovers Whatsapp Group Chat Dedicated To “Surviving Her” by placeofallure(f): 3:19am On Jan 14, 2024
Xosh:
Jewessgratitud3 comes to mind alias DivinegiftofGod,alias mercychen,alias ashiraweathy
grin Don't be like that na.
SportsRe: Iconic Performance From Yemi Alade At The AFCON Opening Ceremony! by placeofallure(f): 12:54am On Jan 14, 2024
jamesversion:
Igbos are cool
Igbo Amaka
Since when?

Ṣe Igbo dey bear Yemi ni? Abi Mazi dey bear Aládé? Una too wan belong?

And don't tell me say him mama na Ibo, na so so Yoruba names she pack put for head. Ọọọin!
RomanceRe: Advise Me As A New Chapter Opens In My Life by placeofallure(f): 3:36am On Jan 13, 2024
George700:
Good day everyone
Today is My birthday
I want to thank God Adding another year to my Life
I turn 20 today. I am in my finals and am going to graduate this year.
Please I need advice and suggestions on how to become successful in my 20s,what should i start doing early?
Start a business of your own if you can, don't bother about low paying jobs, they're time wasters and they will truncate your destiny. The result is many years and nothing to show for it.

Be close to God, he is the ultimate. He talks, you will only hear if you pay attention.

Happy birthday

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