₦airaland Forum

GO0DHardDick:
The entire Yorubas have been barking and ranting in agony and lamentation ever since the great oba of Benin made this shocking revelation.

I'll urge the Yolubas to respect their host as Lagos state and most Yorubaland belongs to the binis and are equally founded by the binis.

P.S no yooluba miscreant should quote, else you'll be seriously Ignored

It's obvious you lack basic comprehension skills. Ọpọlọ yín tí yòòrò dànù bí òrí. Ayé ń ṣe yín sir. Oní history ìsọnu!

N3TRAL:
Nobody who uses soap, Vaseline or cucumber ever regrets.

... Except of course, you forget to wash pepper off your hands.

Madness

fman:
Yoruba and divorce
Na 5&6

You're a big fool for bringing Yoruba into this matter. Se wọn fi ṣe yin ni?

IkeIgboNiile:
ElohimShenRa
His family in Anambra or Enugu would be saying “my brother dey obodo Oyinbo”, not knowing that dem don carry Kalashin take scatter him skull for Southy.

His vacuous people are the first to shout on every social media that Nigeria is not working, Nigeria is a zoo, Tinubu is a drug baron; when it is a known fact that every family tree or household in Igboland has a representative on death row or serving time in prisons abroad for Cocaine-Trafficking.

You sow guava, you wan reap pineapple? For where? Na for Jahannam you go wake up.


You're a FOOL that will die a miserable death. Anu ofia!

Mbanda, Mbandaer, Mbandaest

jojothaiv:
Thank you for the words.

You're much welcome.

jojothaiv:
Sadly, I've developed a love for the road and it seems that my life is always on the go and there's nothing much I can do to change that however I hope to be there for my son.

Please do. The trend doesn't have to continue. Let your child remember you and be filled with fond thoughts.

The Ẹfọ that I cooked over the weekend was sent across many states to me by my dad from his farm. My mum added fish, ground pepper and other condiments. They know I can afford it but I'm still their baby. Till tomorrow, my dad is still the one who always first calls to wish me happy birthday. He can call for Africa, I'm his special baby.

This life is too complicated, too burdensome, too surly to be travelled alone. Get a good woman, make a family, create time, quality time and bond with them. It is sweet.

inoki247:
Lol you people are ment so the girl no know wetin he dey du before she agree to marry him....



So far he no rob or kidnap whatever is doing to survive is not illegal....



Life is all about survival his not different from people who do hype man at club they worship you hype you to get money from you....


Some hypocrite that will come here to castigate him or say is an arss***ker ar in people DM doing Bambiala buh as dere own no dey on record derr mouth go open...


Ubi Franklin is out dere doing Nanny for Davido u think say is easy Neva be ashame of ur hustle if any woman wan leave because you're trying to survive nd doesn't like your job allow her go.....

Well said!

Isreal didn't just start. She was aware of this before she said I do to him. What changed?

jojothaiv:
Family!

I felt dad gave me the gift of independence too early, I was seven when stopped staying with the family, I keep moving and since then I haven't sat down a month with the fam.

Seven? Incredible!

There won't be any love lost between you and them.

My niece was a year old yesterday and there was a party. 80 percent of the party people were family; aunts, uncles, cousins, in-laws, grandparents and all. I couldn't attend but I was literally there via videos shared, pictures, minutes by minutes update till it ended. That's how we roll.

Raskimonojendor:
If you grew up in a Yoruba household, you would have "sé" egusi when you were little. Egusi Ijebu is a favorite stew in Ijebu households. Obatala's favourite food is iyan and egusi.

Ibos borrowed the word "egusi" from Yorubas.

Don't mind some people here. Some people are not versed in history and instead of them to shut up, they'll type anything to mislead others.
Ẹgunsi that our teachers in primary school will put sizable portions on our tables to take the coats off. We'd finish one portion and ask for another. Yẹyẹ dey smell!

femisplash:
Egusi is a west africa cuisine, doesn't belong to ibos.

Person wey sick. Let me cook Ẹfọ riro Ẹlẹgunsi for him now, with Iyan to set, he will know that Ẹgunsi is not an exclusive of the Ibos.

I made one over the weekend. I used dried Ewuro (bitter leaf) to prepare it. My hubby is still licking his fingers. Ibos and claims! Na wah!

jojothaiv:
None.

I've strayed faraway from home for people close to me to know me, the first woman I ever really loved should've been the only one to have give a proper account of the way I go about life but then, life happens and we all move on with our bits.

Didn't stayed longer with mom, dad and the siblings, so they can only say little about me. Didn't bother with friends either, just virtual friends and neighbors I shared hi and hellos with.

That must be pretty lonely. Life's different strokes for different folks.

My siblings and I, even our parents, we have this impenetrable bond. Even when we have life taking us in different directions, we always have a point of convergence, a point where we all bond regardless of whatever life is throwing at us. We connect... From conference calls, video calls, travels to simple sms, we just must bond and we do it very often. Our spouses and friends too have caught on. Till tomorrow, family is still my most prized possession.

IyaTola:
Who knows you the most
A. Dad
B. Mom
C. Sister
D. Brother
E. Partner
F. Friends

My husband will write a bestseller biography on my life.
We've been friends since I was a teenager.

The man's reason for abandoning the wife is valid. Very valid reasons.

APOPTOSIS:
Watch the video naaaaa. Everything is there.

E no get data

HellVictorinho6:
Thats why itz normal 4 teachers to be attacked 4 every error or failure or problem of the students.

They earn less than everyone else.


They have no right to complain about anything they are asked to do.

Either they stay or they quit.


They are also expected to solve problems that are hereditary.



They are expected to provide answers to questions even when those questions are not expected to come from them.

No please. There are teachers and there are teachers.

Teachers will earn according to how they position themselves. Upgrade yourself so you don't become obsolete. Some of us earn 6 figures every month. And there's time for you to do side hustles where you can earn more than your salary even. 60 percent of my colleagues come to work in their own rides.

Every sad tale, teacher! No please.

potland:
did your husband marry you a virgin

The basis for your question is unclear to me, expatiate.

yewit37486:
I don't think the girl ever claimed to be a serious Christian girl.

Well whatever. Isreal should just move on already.

immortalcrown:
Virginity is for a healthy relationship with God, not to guarantee anything in marriage. But people think is just for pride in marriage.

But virginity should not be underrated. It is not easy for an adult to keep virginity. A virgin with a bad character is better than a person who equally has a bad character and was deflowered before marriage. A well-mannered virgin is better than a well-mannered person that has been deflowered outside marriage. Please, I am not talking about those who lost their virginities through rape.

Now, let me say the bitter truth. Any person who chooses to marry someone that is so committed to the hip-hop industry is not decent in thoughts and actions. So, I am not surprised by this guy's wife. Argue with your keyboard.

With your last paragraph, I agree a 101 percent. Hip-hop brand of music, you will either do all of these - philandering, drugs, women, fraud, gangsterism, petty crimes - or you pretend like you are doing them otherwise no blowing for you.
No serious Christian girl will align with someone like Davido or any of his 30 BG (l like Davido though) Isreal should have known better. He should pick up the pieces and move on.

wizelink:
Do you know what it means to loss N300m worth of a property? How many of the cronies of the state governor have their documents to their properties but still left untouched or do such people not available in Lagos?
Mr. I will continue to blame the rulers.

You're being sentimental. Many things are wrong; let the good one begin with you. There maybe many whose properties are still standing but who do not have papers...The government is wielding its powers, it can swing in whatever direction, why allow yourself be the deterrent others will learn from? Is it not better to fulfill all necessary conditions?

Be the change that you desire and stop whining. We move!

Mbanda:
Don't rejoice yet because, there's an adage that says, "he who seeks evil and celebrates it, will sure find it in abundance". That evil you omo jagudas are seeking and celebrating in lagos that is not even your land, will surely visit your homes with it's full luggage and will never depart.

Nwa akwuna kwuna aburu onu!

If it's not so much our land, we dare the "real" owners to come collect it!

All your curses, back to sender.
Epe ko pa elepe, ki asasi ko pa alasasi
For you and many imbecilic idiots like you, Ọkàn yín o ni balẹ!

Mbanda:
You will not only laugh in mandarin, you will also laugh in katangora. You think it's by carrying smelly kpekus around?

@sh@wo kobo kobo!

Thank you, you sha no see the kpekus chop I no share am reach your side. E pain am. Họọọọọbi!

wizelink:
Oh no. In this hard time. So sorry. It's one of story you will tell your kids about Nigeria and her clueless rulers.

Oh no! Don't be sentimental! There's no clueless leader anything here. Why didn't he have his documents? We always charge our leaders to be responsible, let's play our part too.

It's a proverb.... instead of developing another's, develop your own first.

Bi Ina ba n jo ni, to n jo ọmọ ẹni, ta ra ẹni la a kọkọ gbọn.

Mbanda, You will learn your lesson by fire by force!

Mbanda:
placeofallure your mgbati mgbati clowns are at it again. Fear fear people, they know they cannot fight their hausa/Fulani masters because of their cowardly nature.

Werey Mbanda, I hear say your Mama dey naked dey protest for Anambra. Una never start; Una go kill unaself tire! Until the last blood drops. Awon Ẹlẹriìbu!

Mbanda:
Am your nightmare
By the time am through with you, you will runaway from politics section.

Olosho with smelly kpekus!

I laugh in Mandarin. 😁🤣😂Your foolishness is beyond salvaging. Werey Alaṣọ!
Chest beating over nothing as usual. I know your type, You will run away instead.

Fearyourcreator:
Wetin concern omoyiibo and who owns Lagos... eti yawerey... make binie people go collect am na ... oponu werey... binis no dey shout like the madt igbos on top Lagos ... enikure

Ọmọ Ìyá, please leave Mbanda alone. He's high on Colos.

Mbanda:
Fvck off b!tch! What do you think know?
Just tell us that you can't stand a well constructive conversation without bring your usual yoruba mgbati mgbati in it. You went into the thread and found things that are bigger than what your tiny brain can digest

Olosho eriri eri

Ọmọ ale jatijati.

I bring my n gbati n gbati to the table cause it is unsettling for you. I am proud of my heritage. Ọmọ Yoruba atata ni mi! If you care for it, check out my antecedent here on Nairaland, as far as that English is concerned, I can beat my chest. I will school you and your entire generation, that's my area of specialty. Even your comment that I quote is full of grammatical blunder. Ewu!

Ko ni da fun Awọn Fada ẹ!

OloYeOfEgbE:
Spits on prostitutes and witches

Like your mother, she's the grand matron in our coven.
She also doubled as a prostitute. She was standing on the road side when your father hooked up with her and before they can say Jack Robinson! A bastard popped out! Product of a one night stand!

OloYeOfEgbE:
Rubbish...

Visit for what?... you cannot talk on the phone.?

Abeg rest

My comment is not meant for people like you. It's for the wise at heart who can decipher white from black. You're obviously not in that category.

Rest in Peace!

Stephen2324:
Visit means sex. Stop acting like a child.

Not necessarily. A visit doesn't translate to sex.

That's why many relationships today cannot survive anything, at the first whiff of the wind, they're blown away even before the whirlwind and tornadoes come. Relationships should not be based purely on sex. What about friendship, what about companionship, what about camaraderie, what about communication, about test of compatibility?

My hubby and I exchanged several visits between us for more than a year before we ever got intimate. We were first friends, gist partners, we were testing what virtues we lived by, we tested for shared and divergent opinions, meeting family members, we had dates attending concerts, cinemas, events...

If such relationship doesn't work, you know you'd tried your best. Don't be a spur of the moment person who just act on impulse and end up regretting. It's absurd, how can one visit be equal to sex

Zonefree:
Better find something useful to do with your life.

Some people never see the good in others. Their lives is one conundrum of evil and misfortune overtaken with termites and cankerworms. That's why he is CoronaVirus. Awọn Alayerun!

mightyhaze:
The man will be laid to rest in my garden... Pushing up garden flowers and getting actively involved in the Nitrogen cycle in that space ..

You should also prepare to do the time.

Wa fi ṣokoto pempe r'oko ọba!