₦airaland Forum

Pickmycall:
Do you dress sexy?A Sexy body attract a rapist .Try to be dressing like a deeperlife girl.Always wear baggy clothes and carry a Bible to ward off rapist.

I've just sighted a Rape Apologist!

The best thing that can happen to anyone is life. If you still have that priceless gift intact, then you've got the world. Be thankful that you are alive.

Bi a ba pe l'aye, a si ma je eran to ju Erin lo.

Killbillz:
Those two above I wonder what ur problem is? U got the message and it's social media not an English class or exams.

Whether it's an English class or not, you should do the needful at all times. Due diligence Mr!

Shame to that Bimpe for wanting to be an influencer without being influenced.
Her English teacher should have influenced her.

jmoore:
Virginity is the state of no sexual experience. It is not specific to any gender. Saying that a man can't be a virgin is implying all men had sex in their mother's womb.

A prostitute can have many sex tapes and still go ahead for Hymenoplasty. Virginity is not hymen.

I concur.

To consolidate on your submissions, virginity apart from meaning not having had sex, also refers to anything pure, fresh, unused, naive, uninitiated, inexperienced and so on. A piece of land for instance can be referred to as a virgin land if it has never been cultivated.

Male persons can also be virgins if they're pure and fresh and untainted, hymen or no hymen.

jeromestarks:
Imagine that!

Many men are married to a coded olosho.

If you fvck her and she gets pregnant, she has a foolish man to pin the child on. Hmmmmmm. Shame on her husband.

Marry a virgin and have a peaceful home.

You reason like something I can't mention.
How exactly is the man a foolish man? Will he put a leash on her and take her with him everywhere? He's busy winning food for the family, is there anything shameful about that? The man is absolved of any blame here if the wife decides to frolic around. It's her shame not the husband's.
You now further stupidly suggested that marrying a virgin translates into a peaceful home. After you deflower her, what's next? You lock the place with a key? E ponu die sir!

2dice01:
Sound like the typical Nollywood movie

Jack Appiah as the wife
Jim Iyke as the fúckboy

Who is now the Husband

Tony Umez

gasparpisciotta:
No one affiliated with or supported IPOB in one way or the other will know peace

Except you are talking about a separate incident; otherwise, there's nowhere in the narrative where we were told who the kidnappers are. Don't just assume, that's not ok. Whoever the kidnappers are, God's judgement will fall on them
Very soon, they will get their comeuppance.

Antivirus92:
a long meaningless epistle again.....
The topic said "Nigerian food from another tribe u enjoy eating"
There over 200 ethnic groups in Nigeria, the topic is not Igbo vs Yoruba cuisine, it says Nigerian food....
But out of the over 200 ethnic groups, u managed to devote some minutes to Igbo foods only to type rubbish about it...
Just name the food from another ethnic group u like and move..... nobody asked you to talk about the one you don't like or hate....
Typical of your people!

You're mad and your madness is devoid of any known cure. I mentioned kilishi, is it Ibo food? I also mentioned Ewa Aganyin, is it Ibo food? Alayebaje!

You and your kinsmen, your insecurity is just abysmal! Always use your drugs before you leave the house, ok?

Antivirus92:
the topic says the food from another tribe you like to enjoy..... nobody asked you about how you hate Igbo dishes. Nobody cares to know...
I don't know, to you Yorubas, everything is about tribalism and competition with Igbos.

You are the one whose heart is filled with hatred and venom. You passed through school but sadly, school never passed through you. I'm a language student so I'm extremely careful about my choice of words, I can't be misquoted. There's no ambiguity or vagueness in what I posted. I implore you to read again. I never said I hated Ibo meals. The fact that I've never eaten them doesn't mean I hate them. I'm not a food person so I can't be tempted to explore with meals I'm not used to, no matter how tempting or breathtaking it looks, I'M NOT REALLY INTO FOODS! IT'S NOT HATRED!
I don't eat chicken, I don't eat offals, I don't eat snails; are these also Ibo meals?

You have a small mind, you are a bigot, hence the quick conclusion that it has to be hatred. I don't owe you any explanation I'm just trying to be civil. Onisoro ni e!

LUAN1:
I will tell my brother to do that.

Sorry about your situation. I understand how discomforting it can be to be locked out of your apartment for hours; especially when at times when we return, we just want to UnCloth and shower and probably take a nap.

We need updates. Has she opened the door now? For humanity sake, I hope she's alright.

I won't take sides between your brother and his "supposedly" wicked wife. I'm not wearing their shoes so I don't really know.

For you, Mr. Man, you HAVE TO leave that apartment ASAP! Your dad's position is coming from good old days when kinsmanship and clanship existed among families. We've adopted the white man's culture and it's a close and private existence now. Explain to him again and if he still doesn't understand, he doesn't have to know you now live in a rented apartment. Just "codedly" do your thing for your sanity sake.
Good luck to you.

opanco:
I have never done this before but current situations got me jittery. I need help with a good job. I have a good Bsc. I graduated with a 2.1 Am an orphan. I struggled to go to school. Now I finished. A good job is hard to find. It seems because I don't have someone highly connected I can't get a good job. I need help. Am 34 years. I need to make headway in life. My mates are married. I have been doing small small jobs here and there, from one State to another but they don't seem to break the ice. Please if you can be my destiny helper, I will forever appreciate. Am computer literate and a graphics designer. You can reach me on 07034930579

You have good prospects and I think you will succeed in life. In your quest for a better life, try not to substitute "I'm for Am" it could be very dangerous. It actually cost somebody a position in a firm. Ire o!

I love kilishi. I'm also a die hard Ewa Aganyin fan. Then I take lot of tea too. My parents are tea people.

I don't like any Ibo soup or meal. I'm not a foodie so I don't like to experiment in case the taste turns out badly, I won't forgive myself. So I've never tasted any Igbo soup.

As a Yoruba girl, my best soup is Ila Alasepo, try it with sea foods and ponmo. I like it with Eko Elewe or with Amala.

LesbianBoy:
First I want to say congratulations to Argentina but....

Why was Messi given the best player of the tournament instead of Mbappe? Even if it was given to Messi I think it should have been shared with Mbappe! That is 2 best players of the tournament!

Someone said because Messi won the world cup.

Let me remind you all that in 2014 Germany won the world cup yet Messi who didn't win the cup still was given best player of the tournament that year.

This is the reason many people still prefer CR7 because he is not pampered like this. And all his achievements were done with so much hate from even people around.

I agree with you 250%!

Stanweezy:
That's why u see our boys lifting world youth championship but when it comes to senior team when they meet their real age mate kasala go burst their nyash will be open

Yeah!

Stanweezy:
That's what u get when old men enroll as 18yr old in sports competition

Are you blaming them? Seriously you shouldn't! How many schools in Nigeria has a field where you can do anything sport? Can the schools afford a PE teacher? How much encouragement do you get if you have the talents for sports? Don't all the parents want their kids to be lawyers and doctors? How often do the sports institutes scout for raw talents from schools and the streets? Don't they all want something in return for something? The Nigerian factor will make a 30-year-old to present as 17. Things seem a tiny bit better but for how long do we have to wait for a saner clime?

Congratulations to Messi (though he's NOT my goat, CR7 is) but leave Uncle Taiye and Bro. Mikel alone, Nigeria happened to them.

This man has been in circulation from way way back when I used to devour City People. I think he has affiliations with Wosilat Okoya, A sister to Chief Okoya. Anyway RIP to him. I wish him a smooth passing and more importantly, may God comfort the family.

Proudlyomonna:
Gbe enu re joo as if you and your cohorts are not worse as if you cohorts don't tag any criminal from SE as Obi supporter too, Foolish Agbado infested urchins will never face their real Problem, which is dat their sick shaky desperate old drug addict emilokan crooner has been rejected by the North,na to dey shout and wail Obi upandan dey give una Joy.
Apc Must Go for they are the greatest threat to the Survival of Nigeria.
Omo oni yeye wey dey pretend to be woman, shameless man

Be taking paracetamol for another man's headache. Aye nse e!

yoroyi:
Tinubu this Tinubu that una no dey taya ni

Ise aye ni.

Aye lo n se won.... when you talk about terrestrial manipulations....

Hmmmn! He can't be worse than Buoda Ojo, our neighbour from way back. He doesn't have a taste, as in for him, it's an all comers affair. He's into all kinds of babe - tall, short, plump, thin, dark, light anything in skirt.

The annoying thing is he keeps his keys with us and instructs us (my siblings and me) to give them the keys when they come, different girls for different days. Ah! Unilag babes that year! Some will come with luggage and spend days. But in all these, he has one aunty that he officially introduced to my mum as his fiancee, Aunty Alice. She doesn't live in Lagos. Anytime she comes around, those other girls disappear. But there was a day he got unlucky, Aunty Alice came, impromptu I suppose, and the coast was not clear. Gbeghen happened that night! I ran to call my mum. Even the useless Buoda Ojo no com know what to do again.

Nothing can change your friend unless he wants to change by himself.

Africa is cursed truly.

Honestfrend:
Keep kwayet.. Stop thinking through ur anus..

Another stray dog.

Nigeria is probably the topmost ranking country of undetected schizophrenics in the world.

Don't worry, the incoming government will build more psychiatric centers.

Finneseguy1:
Osinbajo is love by all

Not me.

Speak for yourself only.

When he had the chance to absolve himself of every evil that is Buhari, he didn't!

Couldn't he have just resigned, as in walk away from whatever 'conspiracy' going on in presidency, then come out again to contest as himself, not as a deputy or vice.

He'd campaign that he wants to correct all the anomalies wrong with the government and we would have voted for him.

No he didn't do that!

Either he was too timid to do it or he's part of them 100%

Whatever his reasons are, he has since lost his placement with me.

I am not Nigeria, neither am I the people. Go ahead and love him all you can.

You're right. When my sister was in Netherlands, she told me, and sent pictures of their bicycle culture. There's a special lane for bicycles and a place to park them too. They also have large plantations for growing flowers of different colours and scents. Very beautiful place.

Congratulations!

Uptoyou:
Would've went?

Pele. Would have gone!

Honestfrend:
Those of u that will come as an animal that u re to condemn Peter Obi with any killing in Anambra.. Who do u condemn in the killing that takes place in Lagos;? About few days ago it one at 3rd Mainland Bridge.

U get paid peanut to come online and type rubbish. It will never be well with u. U see people die u attach a man's name to it..

Don't you get tired of cursing people because of politicians? Is obi your family member? Just sympathise with the family of the deceased and move on. You don't attach everything to politics except you are as unfeeling as you sound.

God! Have mercy on the family and comfort them. This is a sad loss and sudden too. Rest in peace.

Thank you Lord. Sometimes when I look back and see all you have helped me to accomplish, I wonder if I am me cause it can only be you.

Bless the man in the picture and change his story.

LegendHero:
RIP to the dead. They should have just obeyed the sit at home order.

Anyone going to the SE this December should have a rethink except if they are trying to play Ludo with their lives.

Followed the order you said? What will they eat?

advanceDNA:
It always looks weird to u when the tables have turned..... when a man says he doesnt want a parasitic woman in his life....u women will call him broke, immature, and all manner of names........

U women actually know the right thing.... but when u are on the collecting end...u see nothing wrong with it

No sir. Everything is absolutely wrong with it. A woman shouldn't be jobless let alone a full fledged man, Fia!

emmanuelbrown26:
Hv they appointed u as d spokesperson of pampers wearers association of Tinubu camp?

I'll gladly take up that office, at least I won't be a lazy or maybe a befuddled Nigerian youth like you.

To have something doing is noble.

emmanuelbrown26:
Go and change Tinubu pampers first, nyash dey leak. No stamina to stand, speech zero
Ur rotten meat dun dey go down

How do some people reason, especially youths on Nairaland, how?

Tinubu or no Tinubu, is that the reason why a criminal will not be prosecuted? If she did the crime, she should do the time!
This has absolutely no bearing on whether Tinubu wears pampers or not! Grow up!