₦airaland Forum

czarr:
Loosing weight is not an easy task, it is better not to gain weight in the first place. lasciviousness which means [ unrestraint ] is the reason a lot of girls are fat. Emeka took you out in order to get to know you, but because you don't like Emeka you use the opportunity to order everything, from sharwarma, hollandia, catfish barbeque and so on, and then you also order another set for takeaway.

You go home and spread your legs and devour the take away, while you and your friends laugh at Emeka because he is not your spec. you think you are doing Emeka, you don't know you are doing yourself, every week you meet like 3 Emekas and repeat the whole process, now you are slowly going out of shape, your stomach is growing bigger than your ass, now you begin to wear your jeans on your stomach instead of your waist.

Our womens love for comfort and enjoyment can sometimes work against them. Runway models look so good but they are some of the most disciplined people when it comes to what they eat.

For some of us, it's not food o, it's in the gene. The only meal I've had today as I type now for instance was rice in the morning. No lunch. I have beside me suya now that I'm munching. That will be all for today.

It's one of the reasons I move about a lot. Even when I'm on leave from work, I go out to do other personal side hustle cause if I sit in for one week, I'll almost be double my size.
I like myself cause I'm smart and agile.

DispatcherLagos:
And because a few persons attacked you ( judging from how you wrote about it) you now generalized that all igbos are hypocrites right?

Not one incident. Many times, it happened. Even here.

What did I say? I said igbotic elder statesmen should stand up and do negotiation with whoever the grieving parties are, find out what they want, reach an agreement in the middle, all so the killings can stop. I'm not Ibo, far from it. But I feel strongly for people who keep losing relatives. Pray, is that too much to say? Your people referred me to Offa killings. They were talking about Tinubu? Tinubu didn't lose relatives, you did.

What a way to reason! I'm tired!

DispatcherLagos:
Hundreds die in the west everyday but you forget that you are human and a talented writer whenever it does, but let a little violence happen in the east and you will become the modern day Shakespeare.
We know people who speak up to evil without attaching tribal sentiments to them and you can't be one of those,so run along

The fact that you didn't see what I wrote then didn't mean we didn't speak up against it. You are not following me 24/7, are you?
Mind you, I'm not a writer.

DenreleDave:
Pls don't write on fb oo. Those guys ar dangerous

Thanks man!

DispatcherLagos:
They did justice to your hypocrisy. I abandon the log of wood in your eyes and your concern is the pebbles in someone else's eyes. Mr writer or I should say Reno-wannabe

There's no amount of condemnation or critic you and your likes spurn that will silence me from speaking up against injustice. Is it because the people killed or maimed are not directly related to you? That's why you are unconcerned?


Before I am Ibo or Yoruba, I am first a Nigerian. Before I am Nigerian, I am first human. And humanity will never embrace inhumanity. Killing anyone, albeit unjustly is barbaric; it's brute, it's farcical, it's preposterous! We'll keep talking about it, that's the much we can do. And if it disturbs you in any way, you will be like that till you are finally annihilated!

Nigeria will be great again!

DenreleDave:
Mynd44 lalasticlala seun Dominique justwise oam4j


Front page material..


Ip0bs and igbos at large have refused to comment on this bcox it is a family affair.. They shout on top of their voice if anything happened in Lagos or in the north but when it comes to their brothers killing themselves and outside, they run into their shell and will refuse to speak up...

May what Ip0b does to people befall any igbos that have refused to condemn this evil behaviour from Ip0b..

Igbos are quick to speak up whenever bad things happen in Lagos and the north but when it comes to their land, they feign ignorance. They give excuse for their gunmen killing people. They will tell u tinubu is the reason agbero do this and that, Atiku cud nt condemn Deborah's killer yet even their fake man Peter ob as yet to condemn ipobs.. Two face hypocrites

Nigeria will be at peace in Jesus name.. Amen

I have never seen such hypocrites.

When I wrote on fb to condemn the incessant senseless killings in the area, you need to see how they came for me. Only a tiny bit of them said something sensible, the rest of 'em; hogwash!

FM19addict:
RIP to the greatest of all time
Brazilian soccer legend Pelé, winner of record 3 World Cups and standard-bearer for ‘the beautiful game,’ has died at 82

Rest in peace great one. You were truly a legend. Rest on.

One day, they'll type RIP to my name....

JoeNL22:
Says who?
Obi is my junior brother cousin daddy!

I hear you

JoeNL22:
Congratulations.
Obi.....send a congratulatory letter or message to them.
For with Obi, through RMD, a new Nigeria is POssible.

Won tun ti bere werey won leni. Mr. Dispatch rider. Postmaster General! Obi no kukuma sabi you.

ibrocool:
Here is an example of a celebrity that married in the 80's. His relationship with his wife is still intact. But now that satan has put his eyes in people's life, marriage has become harder. We saw celebrities that married that broke up this year and it will get even worse in years to come.

80s bawo?

22nd wedding anniversary??

Dem mix Colorado with Loud for you?

Na wa o!

JoeNL22:
For what foolish reasons should your ugly ass self cum talkless of entering my house?
Are you homeless?

Somebody is seriously pained

JoeNL22:
Sister....you are not normal at all. I said somebody to do something, you carry your dirty mouth unto matter wey no concern you. What rubbish?! Don't you want to have sense before 2022 runs out?

I'm in my house, lying on the sofa. Come and beat me if you are pained. Nincompoop!

For me it will be racism. Some wouldn't even give you a chance to prove how resourceful, positive or good natured you are. Once they see black, they turn on racist mode.

Then gun violence too. It's particularly bad in US.

JoeNL22:
Why should I?......better still, you can do it yourself on his behalf also.

Mr, you suggested it, have you forgotten? You should follow through on any action you embark on.

JoeNL22:
God
Obi....please send a condolence message to her family, friends & loved ones
#ENDSARS #EndPoliceBrutality

You can go on his behalf nah. Minister of Internal Affairs!

jeromestarks:
Ok. Here is it.

I cheat. My girlfriend knows I cheat. She knows those I cheat with. They come over to my house sometimes. And she can't do anything about it.
I told her to break up with me if she wants but till today, she's till in my house.
I own the life of that girl.


That is how an ultimate male behaves.
Only a fool will beg a woman to stay with him or try to keep a woman.

Don't worry, soon , you will understand. You will beg to stay with a particular guy and he will treat you like shit.

Wow! Things like this beat me.
I'd know my bf cheats and I'd stay? Damn! Real wow!

@henrybangs44, are you for real? Your gf is a serial cheater from your description, that means she must like to collect from every Tom, Dick and Harry. If you bleep the hell out of her, you have only added more sauce to her bacon. You must be a good Samaritan. Mtcheeew!

olasunkanmii:
Rest In Peace legend. This Man made my childhood memorable with his slang: shankababu, gbogbo dindondin, potaporaaaa... He was the real Egbon Adugbo.

Yes o! He was a master of wordplay. Sir Kay Sentimamokan!

When we met at an eatery a few years back, you couldn't take your eyes off me. I regret not walking up to you and say Hi! at least.

Rest in peace great man. You have done your quota.

9japride:
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Which one is dumb people again? Please learn to travel, Yorubas are not naturally light skin, just accept it. Everything is not all about sentiments. If not for the British people joining everyone together in Nigeria, we all could have been in different countries. The major tribes in Nigeria are just different cultural, physically and in complexion/facial structure.

You're pathetic. I rest my case.

9japride:
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You are funny, how can someone argue with nature? Yorubas are not naturally light skin. Those who are natural light skin from my observation in Nigeria are those from eastern regions; all Igbo states and including some tribes in Cross rivers, Awka ibom, Rivers state, some tribes in Edo state and Fulani people. I just repeated it for you to get updated. I won't deny the fact that some people of Igbo origin might bleach, but light skin is a natural thing in the eastern region. Just like Ethiopias, they have a large number of natural light skin. Igbos are such a beautiful peeple, learn to travel and observe. I admire the dark skin people in the west, they are beautiful too. Make no dey drag natural matters. Na so nature be.

I don't like to argue with dumb people it's a waste of energy. Check out the bolded, it's a fallacious statement. Many Yoruba people are naturally light in complexion. Just as we have many dark skinned Igbos.

StrongAlphMale:
OP, you sound like a weakling.

Dude, you don't tell a girl you want to date her, you go straight to the point and initiate the banging mood ASAP and bang the hell out of her. The new year is coming, ensure you don't take this attitude of your weak nature along

You don't do that to every girl, especially the decent girls. Some relationships are nurtured to graduate to something substantial. How can you tell me straight on you wanna bang me? You won't even dare cause I comport myself well. I don't know anyone in real life who'd be as rude and indecent as that. Haba!

TheboyGhost:


Sexual payment has always superceded teachers salary all over the world.

Stop denigrating that profession. Not all teachers are poorly paid. I earn 6 figures monthly and by virtue of December, I made about 200k apart from my salary. Some schools pay more than banks.

Kingcalls:
5k?? Which sort of local girl is that... girls like that are walking diseases

Ha! I wonder o! Those girls, are they really that poor? My body is the most precious gift a guy can get from me. It won't come cheap.

9japride:
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That's not true, people of the eastern region of Nigeria are naturally light skin. Same with Fulani people and some tribes in Edo state. Learn to travel and leave online talk. The western part of Nigeria are usually dark skin. So are you telling me all the light skin babies and children in Igbo land all bleach their skin?

Will it kill you to be objective in your arguments? See how statistics are just flying out of your fingers like you conducted a research before drawing your inference.

Like seriously, you've never crossed across one single bleached Igbo person or a naturally fair Yoruba person? Ah! Fear God nah!

VawulenceProMax:
come ma finish work on your sexy body na.

As what? As her bf, fiance, sugar daddy, fwb, client or wetin? Ask her for her account number instead, this is Christmas period abeg!

Islandboi:
Lol. Different kind of comments. She won’t even let me go. Someone that calls me everyday is not into me? Well, you don’t know her. You are just making assumptions.

Why should I get a lubricate to have sex with a woman in the first place? I have never used any lubricate on any woman before since I have been having sex all my life….Thanks for the contribution anyways.

I didn't say get a lubricant o, try to dey comprehend o, I mean the wetness of a woman is a natural lubricant.

marlow1962:
Harmattan dy do ur gal

Weyrey!

Islandboi:
Anytime I want to have sex with my woman her kpekus is always dry no matter the romance. I will tease, lick & suck her bobby , lick her neck, suck her ears and do all kinds of romance for over 30mins before sex

She always get wet no doubt,but once I dive in and start thrusting, her pussy just dries up, making my dick stiff and very difficult to penetrate. I end up having bruises. What can I do pls?

She's not sexually aroused, that's why. She's not into you, she's not enjoying it, you are not emitting enough current, she's not feeling you. Ordinarily, juice is supposed to have filled everywhere, that's natural lubricant, that will allow for smooth passage to and fro, but once that's missing, expect to be bruised, those strands of hair will make sure of that, she would be bruised and traumatized too.

SultanOfPuna:
Thank you brotherly
All these styles no be issue, na how to tell her say I wan Bleep without falling my hand.
How do I tell her

Don't do it if she's family. Have girls finished in the world? It doesn't matter whether she's closely related or not. Then, check the meaning of 'cousin' in the dictionary. A cousin is a close relation. She can't be your "cousin" and still be a distant relative. You're planning to commit incest. I don't know, the Muslims say it's no sin but it doesn't just appeal to my sense of morality to do that.

Wainey:
Fashion designing is lucrative TBH.
With most dresses costing as much as N7k to sew and bigger ones costing 20-30k to sew.

The average tailer makes 60-90k a month, if he sews traditional wears that cost upto 20k, he could make way higher than that.

I wanted to sew just blouse o, only blouse, no scarf, no gele; and I was charged 10k!

BigBashiru:
Let me tell you what caused the shooting. It's either toxic masculinity or envy and jealousy I.e. the officer felt the victim had a better life than him

Whatever is responsible, nobody had to go through that. It's heart rendering especially on a Christmas Day. God's mercy and protection on us always.

morikee:
Nigerians were never bad people it's just that our Government failed us i haven't seen hospitable people as Nigerians.

Forgive my blunders.

Now this reminds me of the day one ibo man fainted right in the heart of idumota and his wares scattered around. In a swift reaction, people gathered around to resuscitate him. Some poured water on him, they shook him and when he finally came back, some already brought food, some drinks, some water and some had gathered his ware, keeping them for him. He ate and drank after a while and when he was strong enough, he was given his wares so he could go. It turned out sales have been bad and he's had nothing to eat for the second day running.

He got all the help from people who didn't know him from Adam, people who are mostly Yorubas. Yet some people will say we hate them. We're Omoluabis. Check out Nigerians, we're hospitable. Bad governance made some of us mean and insensitive but Nigeria will be great again!