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Nyascobar1414:
mama wey never grow dey ask me to grow up...

Rest!

I know your type, uncouth and loose. I must not be caught exchanging banter with such lowlife. Bye forever!

Nyascobar1414:
If people look less of you cos you dont have money especially the V gender,when you finally get the car and money always fvk and dump them.. But if you no get the money you rest.

You are spoiling for trouble. You read the part where he said don't turn the thread to gender war. It's not only females that stereotype people, please. Just grow up, ok?

Nairaland and all kinda fallacious statements!
What has skin colour got to do with it? People act the way they're natured not necessarily according to their complexion.
I'm fair in complexion and I don't give my man problems. We've been together for a while now, no issues. I know black women that can't keep a man to save their own lives!

BeardedMeat:
Let the comedian do his job.

Tinubu's skit is all over TikTok etc where everyone is taking a swipe at his leaking mouth and yansh

Correct 100%!

Now it's Obi's turn. He should lick his wounds.

technicallyrich:
Yoruba stars are not nollywood,they are oduduwa wood except very few.
Nollywood is actors from SS/se.

Typical South Easterner, they like to live in denial. Nollywood is incomplete without the Yoruba stars. If you remove:
Sola Fosudo
Joke Silva
Olu Jacobs
Bimbo Manuel
Omotola
Yemi Remi
Yomi Fash-Lanso
Wale Ojo
Femi Adebayo
Kehinde Bankole
Bimbo Ademoye
Yemi Solade
Bimbo Akintola
Sola Sobowale
Iretiola Doyle
Afeez Oyetoro
Akin Lewis
Kunle Afolayan
Wale Macaulay
Funke Akindele
Jumoke George
Antar Laniyan
Jumoke Odetola
Mo Abudu
Fathia Williams
Funso Adeolu
Kareem Adepoju
Lanre Hassan
Saheed Balogun
Kunle Bamtefa
Desmond Elliot
Odunlade Adekola; and the rest of them from your "Nollywood" what is remaining?

If you like, say your people are Hollywood stars, e no concern anybody. Tell yourself a narrative that suits you, kwantinuu!

See, we the Omoluabis, anything we do, we go all out. Check out good films like Chief Daddy, Wedding Party, Fifty, Blood Sisters, Anikulapo, Phone Swap, Jenifa, all handiwork of Omoluabis. They're blockbusters Not your wishy-washy, 2-weeks-shoot Aba movies for Upper Iweka Road wey dey reach part 5. Atoole!

pleasureosondu:
I'm yet to see a prominent Muslim like Atiku and Tinubu specifically condemn these Islamist jihadists, yet they want Obi to condemn IPOB that's fighting against marginalization or Niger Delta militants that's fighting against the crude oil wells owned by Muslims and stealing the oil revenue. Thunder sc$tter una

Don't mention Tinubu in this capacity. Tinubu has never caught the picture of a staunch Muslim, never. First, he married a Christian who he allowed practise her religion. Secondly, have you ever seen any news or broadcast showing Tinubu praying on one Salah Day or with some Muslim faithfuls? He extends his hands to whoever, be you Christian or Muslim, Hausa, Ibo or Yoruba. Be fair, Tinubu is not your stereotype "prominent" Muslim!

This is the story the boy wants to run with? Hmmmn! Well the dead cannot rise up to defend herself. The boy wants to renew his Yahoo Otomopo. That was what happened.

Her landlady has reportedly called her for about 3 times and warned her about the boy but material things will not let them hear; so much that she and her mum started avoiding the landlady. Now her words have come to pass. She specifically told her that the boy will use her for rituals. I wish she heard. It's sad.

Gudfadah:
Good evening nairaland.

I am a married man and I have six children. When I met with my first wife she was a single mother of 1 girl she was a years 6 months we got married when she was 5 years old.
We had 3 children together making them 4 unfortunately we lost her in 2016 during the birth of our twins.

Before she passed on she asks me to promise her that if anything happened to her I should never send her daughter back to her family to experience the same thing she went through in there hands.
I have promised her that the child is mine and she will never go anywhere the day she will leave my house will be on her wedding day.
I have also promised her that nothing will happen to her and we will grow old together. Unfortunately we lost her and I have continued being a father to all four children and I have never treated my step daughter differently.

I have since remarried and we are blessed with twins. When I met with my current wife I didn't tell her that my step daughter is not my biological child she knew she was my first child.
She has been a part of me ever since she was 1 plus and I didn't think it was necessary telling my wife she was not my child.

She was treating all four children good until my wicked aunty has spill the beans which I have apologised for not telling her in the first and I have asked her to continue being a good mother she was before knowing the truth.
But she refused saying I didn't tell the truth and the child should go and leave with her mom family. I have explained to her the reason why she cannot stay with them to no avail and I ask her not to tell the child the truth but she has told her.

It wasn't easy for her knowing the truth she asks me if I will take her back to her mom people I said no. She is still my child and she will not go anywhere and I will resolve the problem very soon.

Unfortunately my wife has totally changed so much toward the child and I hate coming home seeing her crying all the time. She feel insecure in the house knowing that she is not the biological child of the house.

Talking to my wife was to no avail she has insist that the child must go back to her mother family or they will be not peace.

I reported the problem to her people nothing was done and we are still dealing with the same thing everyday.

Honestly speaking I hate being in such a messy situation but I will not send her back to her mom family she is my first child and I have made a promise to my late wife that the day the child will leave my house it will be the day she will get married.
Since my wife want her to leave and the child is already depresses.
I have come to conclusion I will not divorce her but I will rent a 2 bedroom apartment for her to be staying with the twins while I continue staying with the four children in my house I owe the house.

I haven't told her anything about my decision yet and I want to know if getting her own house will help the situation. This is where I need your advice nairalanders what do I do in this situation?

Ah Ah! Women! What has changed? Absolutely nothing! Whether she is your biological child or not hasn't changed anything, she wouldn't eat more food, she wouldn't be lazier so what exactly is exactly your wife's problem? She's just being difficult over nothing. She's not a nice person, she has been faking it. You can send the child to me jare if you guys don't want her. I'll take care of her.

Vipro:
What did you study?

I finished from the Modern European Languages department, with specialty in English Studies.

Vipro:
You mean outside Nigeria?

In Nigeria. Right here in Lagos State, Nigeria.

waterpouroverfl:
He should not worry..



Stealing is part of APC blood


If this can be done






Wonder what those souls whom want to sell their inheritage on the platform of tribalism will gain




It will really be an international shame if Tinubu gets up to 300 000 votes

It tells a lot If he should up to that vote

Your bitterness has beclouded your sense of cohesion. Read your write up again, utterly disjointed.
People will vote for whoever regardless of how you feel.

Vipro:
Please, is Business education a good course to study in Nigeria university?

Is it restricted to only teaching?

What if it is? Teaching is not as bad as you all make it seem. Some of us earn bigger than a banker. Just find your avatar is all.

immortalcrown:
Another one not by Igbo.

It is everywhere and we need to work together to end it. But misguided Nairalanders act as if it happens only in Igbo land. When crime news has Igbo name, the topic quickly makes front page and misguided commenters will passionately condemn the entire Igbo. It is even worse now as they use it to campaign against Obi.

You have spoken well but I disagree with the bolded. Crime committed anywhere makes front page. All the skull mining name calling, where do you think it came from? It's due to the rate of ritual crimes committed in South Western states, especially Ogun State; and it gets reported here as often as it happens, don't be biased in your opinion. We know the crimes that are predominant in each region.
Yoruba - Ritual killings
Ibo - baby factory and drug
Hausa - Terrorism and Kidnapping

God save Nigeria.

emmanuelbrown26:
What goes around comes around, afonjas should deal with the monster they all supported. I no longer hv RIP to give to any fucking person again, since we are enjoying d real and raw change d useless 15millions supporters craved for

Are you saying none of your kinsmen voted for Buhari? All the tribes in Nigeria supported Buhari to get to power so don't try to exonerate yourself. We should all deal with it!

Sammy! Sammy! Why? Why you? Why now? Why my boss, my mentor? You encouraged me when I fumbled at the studio. You helped me through the first ever movie soundtrack I did. You gave me a chance to take the lead part. You rewarded me handsomely too. Your song, Jawa Chineke, is my best till tomorrow. You were a bundle, No! A reservoir of talent. I will miss you. You stood for top notch, excellent music. An icon is gone. Who will replicate your dexterity on the keyboard? Who? No now! Sammy!

GreaterFuture:
This is for lovers of music, purely lovers of music.
it's not a must.
If your time is not available don't join.
The band does not exist yet, it's just me, I'm looking for people to practice and play music with if they are down, mostly for the love of it.

Your comment is annoying & misinformed, and That statement of saying you will "donate somebody", pls don't.

I don't play any musical instrument but I could persuade my hubby to spare his time. He is a multi instrumentalist with good years of experience. He's a don and likes to share from his wealth of experience. But since you are rebuffing, to hell!

GreaterFuture:
This is for lovers of music, purely lovers of music.
it's not a must.
If your time is not available don't join.
The band does not exist yet, it's just me, I'm looking for people to practice and play music with if they are down, mostly for the love of it.

Your comment is annoying & misinformed, and That statement of saying you will "donate somebody", pls don't.

I don't play any musical instrument but I could persuade my hubby to spare his time. He is a multi instrumentalist with good years of experience. He's a don and likes to share from his wealth of experience. But since you are rebuffing, to hell

Why for free or for fun? Do realise how important time is and as such shouldn't be joked with? There must be a motive behind this. Expatiate. I have somebody I can donate to you if it's a worthy cause.

emmanuelbrown26:
List of ways single women handles loneliness are
1. They would be in front roll of every church programme
2. They always belong to different groups in d church
3. They are never tired of praying
4. They always want everybody to work from morning till d following day without resy
4. They always visit shiloh every year
5. They love to read motivational books, in fact they love to read
6. They always attend any wedding both invited and uninvited ones.
7. They are always d first in singles fellowship
If u think say I like, Mak u ask @blessedmercy8 and @candidalady dem go tell u as en dey go

I got married in my early 30s. I wasn't broke when I got married. I was interested in building a career first and my hubby despite the significant age difference, waited for me. I don't know but I've always been about a woman must have something tangible to her name, not her hubby's or anyone else.

I have an older friend and colleague who is still unmarried. She lost it at some point and was withdrawn from everyone, but I pulled her out. She's not broke too. She has multiple masters, that was her way of coping. She's a hard worker too. She doesn't go home until late and she's one of the earliest at work. She lives alone so she'd rather not spend too much time at home. I made her go shopping, we go together. I made her get DSTV to reduce boredom, I made her attend parties and church events. Now, she's making her money work for her, she has plots of land for farming among other things at least if husband no come make she see money flex a lil bit.

She was once engaged to a younger man but the mum of the guy refused her and made a scene out of it. She was young then too according to her, we hadn't met then. Since then, men stopped coming. They don't come at all. The few ones that come, they don't hide the fact that they just want to smash and go. I hope she'll be married one day soon cause she's a good girl.

Franciscabless:
He is the Head of the family it's his responsibility to provide for me and our children

Aunty that's old skool o. Nowadays women too are joint breadwinners if not sole breadwinners in some cases. Get up, if you have any certification, dust it and go find something doing. Yoruba people will say; Atelewo eni, ki i tan ni je. (One's palm doesn't deceive one)

Inform whatever authority - civil, religious, patriarchal or whatever about his irresponsible living. But if all entreaties failed, gird your loins and take up the duty, some women are widowed and they don't beg. Your mum has something doing that's why she can help. Stop being a liability to her!

Ladies, girls, women; I've often said it, don't settle for a docile life all because of marriage. No man can sit my a$$ down at home, I must work! I need to make my own money. The compass of life can change direction at any time. Be wise!

GloriousGbola:
Really?

How many Nigerian Muslims can actually READ and WRITE in arabic, not just recite the Quran transliterations?

You are so mentally challenged and desperate to jump into something you know next to nothing about?

Can you actually read and write and think in Arabic?

Let me outline it for you, foolish simpleton

You have to first download the Arabic language pack for your operating system

Then you have to get the Arabic language pack for your graphics application

Then you have to get Arabic fonts

You need to do all this if you want to type Arabic characters on an OS with English localisation

Somehow the vacuous space between your ears, as vacuous as the dunce calling our fisayo thought it was as simple as buying an Arabic keyboard from jumia

This is how we know the illiterates who spend all their time reading and reciting the Quran and doing not much else.


I actually regularly recreate clients logos for drawing presentation purposes.

But you do you. Instead of joining the lazy prick, you can also recreate the naira with only Arabic. All you need is an chinko Arabic keyboard and you're good to go.

Lazy noisemaking, attention seeking punk - I doubt if you even know how to change your keyboard layout from us to European

How can I send you a bear hug?

Thinkam:
Yaruba terrorists, always attacking what is dear to Muslims, how does Arabic affect the Naira.

So if Tinubu is elected he will remove the Arabic


Atiku is coming

Gbe gbogbo enu e yanma-yanma yen soun! This place is not Tweeter where any fool with a phone can type rubbish o! All the people who have been victims of terrorists have always said they are hausas or fulanis so we know who the traitors are and that's how God will catch them one by one, including you.

You are nothing but an insensitive, selfish bigot! Imagine.....what is dear to Muslims.... Is Islam the only religion in Nigeria? Why should the Naira, a national symbol, satisfy the need of only the Muslims? Why shouldn't the Naira satisfy the need of Christians and Traditionalists? Or you don't think somethings are dear to them too. If you are not the fool of the century you won't wonder how the Arabic language affects the Naira. Which one among our Nigerian languages is inscribed on the Arabic currency? Oponu jatijati!

immortalcrown:
E get wetin dem never talk about the Arabic words on the Naira notes. Which tribe in Nigeria speaks Arabic? Was Nigeria colonized by Arabic people? What exactly is the justification?

Make dem add Hebrew and Latin for equality sake.

For those who claim the controversial language is Hausa language, is the same language used in Hausa schools or is the language the lingua franca Hausa uses to communicate with other tribes in Nigeria? If no, why use it on the Naira made for many tribes? How many Hausa people use the language to write? In fact, is the Naira made for Hausa alone?

Those people you refer to and their apologists lack simple, basic, common sense. I don tire to dey explain abeg!
Imagine the Extension Alhaji on tweeter calling someone a bigot, is he not the grand patron of bigotry?

To the best of my knowledge, Arabic language symbolizes Islam or Hausa and anything of that texture. We're talking equality here, if the Bible or Yoruba language or Ibo language or the Sango Axe won't be there, (wetin be Arochukwu or Ikenga symbol please) if those won't be there, then what is the Arabic jargon doing on the Naira? The Naira note is one of the national symbols and we are a secular state for heaven's sake!

Bahamas95:
So the olodo employee that wrote that letter can't spell "tomorrow"?


I was surprised when I saw that spelling, I think say oyibo people don change the spelling.



I just hope the fans there can vibe to his jams since Nigerians won't be there to carry them along with the dance moves....... Super chickens fall our hand.

Gucci is an Italian brand. They don't speak English. Many white people are not from England, so they have challenges speaking and writing just like us. We're even a tad better because it's our official language.

I prefer the English. The pidgin make me feel out of place, it's just not natural cause I'm not a good pidgin English speaker, I've always struggled.

FengChui:
My baby....

How are you doing?

What is SIU somebody?

As Nigeria no dey, dem fit beat anybody except France, e no concern me. I support France borne out of my love for Arsenal via Arsene, Thierry, Nasri, Wiltord, La Cazette, Giroud, Saliba, Guendouzi, Flamini, Abou Diaby, Emmanuel Petit, Jeremie Aliadiere, Pires, Koscielny, Sagna, Clichy, Sivestre, Coquelin and Gallas.

Thank you.

Oblongata:
Drinking cold ijebu garri from a stainless steel. The pleasure is priceless

I once visited my big sis one Sunday afternoon after church. Her house is always trooping with people because she cooks and serves as many. This particular afternoon, she made poundo and Efo elegunsi, Yummy!

But me wetin concern me? Instead I asked for cold, freezing water with garri and groundnut to down it, very sumptuous! The pleasure is pleasurable!

Moh247:
Out of curiosity

As I don't belong to your new generation of GenZ Red pill Alpha male bullshit

Give us your game on how to get a get chick

Throw your so called redpill lines and step to get a girl

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I'd rather not be born than be a GenZ generation. If those are the only ones remaining here, then the future is very bleak and bland.

I'm a woman, I don't see anything wrong with what you wrote up there. Barring any underlying conditions, a lady would most probably jell for that your style.

Kemistri4:
Women are more likely to be clingy than men

Some men are obsessed o! Hmmmn! One boy that was following me that time, I was thinking of considering him because he has really tried (spending) but I eventually sacked him because his clinginess dey choke.

NonsenseRubbish:
Sapa bien merci

Just like your moniker