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DamnnNiggarr:


OMG!

68 – 19 = 49

The age difference is damn wide.
I'm sure the stupid (sic) girl got married to the man because of his money she saw money and was carried away by the euphoria of the man's wealth forgetting that a time like this would come. That why, whenever I see those little girls shouting shuger daddy up and down, I laugh out loud.

Kilode Buoda? 49 bawo?

Se maths ni o daru mo yin loju abi akaye (comprehension passage) yen ni ko ye yin?

Isiro (Arithmetics)
68 yiars - 26 yiars

Elo lo je yen?

owobokiri:
Lagos was our federal capital for over a century and our financial capital for almost two centuries now!

Why not use Oshogbo or ogbomosho to compare?

Tinubu your arch enemy never governed Oshogbo nor Ogbomosho. And FYI, leave federal government out of this. Even when Obasanjo withheld Lagos Allocation, Tinubu still ran Lagos without FG largesse, so say another thing.

In Fatai Rolling Dollar's voice, ...ko ma si bi t'ale f'ilu Eko we.....

VawulenceProMax:
why u dey read am. Na your type i dey beat

You're as immature as someone rightly pointed out. You should still be closely monitored by your mum, any adult or caregiver around. You obviously lack simple, common sense.

VawulenceProMax:
The last thing I will tolerate from these daughters of jezebel is disrespect.
Yesterday I told my gf that it's over .
Yes she did nothing. I love Vawulence . I just woke up and told her we are breaking up. I expected her to beg like before but this bitch jejely blocked me after I blocked her. She unblocked me today but I still see this as an insult. So for this reason I am officially breaking up with her.

Good riddance to bad rubbish! Who cares?

Mide70:
this is not about responsibility..if you know me hmmmm just that the mother-in-law is just like that

It depends on many things; what do they discuss? What kind of woman is your MIL? Manipulative? What about your wife? Is she gullible? And then you, can you take charge of your home?

If she's not manipulative and your wife ain't gullible, her incessant calls should pose no threat. Even if your MIL is troublesome, if you can handle your home well, I still see no wahala.
My dad calls me every other day and very early in the morning too or late in the evening. He said that's when network is at its clearest. There are no emergencies, he just wants to talk. Our parents are kinda, especially as they're getting older. A lot of tolerance is needed.

obedience4:
Two teams that used to dominate now are in Europa playoffs, the funny thing na, one will have to go home, even before the round of 16 even start

That's life. No condition is permanent. People still will not learn from this lesson of life.

Timatayo1:
Five idiot

You brought the words right out of my mouth.

Seyiemath:
Part 3 is out

Ok. Thank you.

Seyiemath:
Loading stay tuned

Quote me when you upload 3. I'm in my gbeborun mood.
Seriously, I hope your trial days are over. Pele

It wasn't my first kiss, but it was the first kiss that felt like anything.

My bf in school. We were an item. We couldn't go further because of religious differences and he hasn't forgiven me till tomorrow.

Candidlady:


before igive you any advice you this abortionist

how do you intend telling the guy. . Like what would you tell him..

una just no get sense men them


Okay take this advice.. just take your phone show him this you posted on here that will save you lotta stress

Bloody abortionist

and that crazy girl make Ino even talk. .. you are lucky Iam in a good mood all thanks to man city that won if not....


dead gender. ...


you are conscience indeed
Check the OP'S age now the homoerectus should be over 38 busy taking advantage of little girl
some that just even got admission

you are really mad iswear very nonsense thing

Kachiru ubanka


That girl na mumu
Iam sure she is from that brown roof region
tuehhhh

Don't shade a whole tribe just because of one stupid girl. You're not even certain she's a South Westerner.

Mr. Tinubumustfail, even though I know he won't. You suddenly developed conscience after sucking the orange dry kwa? Conscience Kii you there! Can you undo all the things you have done with her? If you can't, then don't you think it's kinda weird standing before the man, telling him you are one of the guys who'd stolen from his farm? If I were him, I'd tear you to pieces before anything.

mariahAngel:
Me, I like the look of the stew and the fish shaa.

Believe you me, that stew won't taste like anything; otherwise it won't be smeared all over the food like that.

waterkunle:
Actually on your part. You were attacking his person (his spelling of christian which may not ileven be deliberate) not his opinion.

This episode is rested. Can't even remember the bone of contention, sorry.

Ready100:
Who born you

I enjoyed playing this a lot with my kid brother. Those old days....

Zonefree:
Is your mom on a date with someone too

When has ShopRite become a dating site?

Hezzyluv:
Baba....
Muslim say no God let alone Lord. They say is only Allah they know

That is to further tell you he's not an extremist.

When you are open minded and embrace other people's socio-cultural beliefs, their faith inclusive, you warm your way into their heart.

This thing no be fight abeg! We can't all be Christians and we can't all be Muslims!

Hezzyluv:


Is not 4ny. But, "Na me know why I dey laugh" .


Did I hear Tinubu say may the LORD.....


Modified :

To the one's quotin me staying what do I know about Islam. I grew up in the north I know plenty things about your religion.

I know of Muslim anthem and I quote "I

have promised that there is no God..
I have promise that there is no lord..
There is no God except Allah...
Something like that.

And that is why they open say" May Allah grant him aljanna fidausi
RIP to #lfeayi.

So?

I have Muslim friends and whenever I'm sending them goodwill messages, I use their register, I use the Allah word and any other one that comes handy and will aptly convey my message. I even google for it cause I don't want to misspell or misrepresent.

It's what is called Tolerance, Respect and Civility.

Stop trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Are you not tired of whining about the old gentleman?

This is so sad, so painful.

This life is somehow.

If you are happy, stay in your closet behind closed doors and laugh.

Don't let them see you coming.

Aye le, Eniyan soro.

Poor Ifeanyi.
God please, comfort this family.

Finally this people are receiving sense. I have shown concern here severally and they will say we should go and mind our region. That after all there's Owo massacre. Well thank God. It's better late than never. Nobody needs to die avoidable deaths whether Ibo or Yoruba. Good luck on this one.

Maynman:
It’s common sense.

That university publication that you quoted is human testimony. God's declaration is different. His words defies science. It humbles human pronouncement. It surpasses human comprehension.

How do wombless women get pregnant and give birth?

O koja imo, O koja oye, oun t'Oluwa se, O koja imo.

Wa ti ma gbo
Wa ti ma gbo
P'Oluwadara Simi o!

He's a merciful God.

Moh247:
As women don fvck me up naso I don fvck women up too, after sometimes you apologize and keep it on friendzone level

I wonder o, why malice?

I don't keep their numbers or details. I have a few though but I don't contact them. That I don't contact them doesn't mean we don't talk or we're keeping malice. If our paths cross, I'm civil with you. My own is just be disciplined. If they holla at me, I respond. It doesn't get more than that and if you disturb me further, I block your sorry a$$. Once I say it's good night, then it's good night forever. Chikena!

Maynman:
What can she offer a man at 42?

Biologically she is zero, no more fertile.
Attractiveness she is zero, her sexual market value is low.

You're not God!

omaira:
Well, I feel very happy to have my own fair share of this day to day breakfast that’s served on relationship. But in this case, I wasn’t dumbed rather, I tried to make peace with her while I stopped loving her.

It all started 2 years ago when I met this girl, she was everything I had always admired in a woman, I talked to her and we started up as friends and after a period of about 4 months we started dating. Meanwhile she had a guy in her life oooooo but I didn’t even care as I just wanted to be in her life.

Initially, I had thought she was from a very wealthy home considering her beauty and looks, she always dress nice but when I started dating her, I automatically became the bread winner in the family. She was dead broke but I never mind, my likeness for her didn’t change a bit... I mean, I still liked her even more.

After 5 months of being in a relationship with her, she had an issue with her boyfriend and they broke up. The first lie she told me was that the boyfriend found out about me and this caused their break up. I hardly believe mere words so I didn’t believe her, I only noted those words she said with hopes of finding out the truth someday.

Now!! I ought to become the only man in her life right ?? oya come and see gobe!

After a while, she moved in with me and this was when I started to understand what the noun called “woman”. Relationship ought to be pure and sacred, but that’s not what it is now ooooo as the first red flag I saw in her where lies, Jesus!!! The girl tells lie at every glimpse, I started to trend with care.

One day I realized she was arranged for hookup, I swear, my head big that day... my girl friend that lives with me in my house wants to go have sex with a guy she has never seen nor does she know. Well, as a man who is eager to know, I confronted her but didn’t break up with her as I was curious to know what relationship really means.

Confronting her made me feel she’ll have a repentant mind set but guess what? The story just got more interesting. 3 months later she cheated on me, and yet again I caught her. She apologized and I forgave her almost immediately, I didn’t even show any sign of anger at all. As I felt she would this time have a repentant heart.

My dear nairalanders this girl has been cheating on me up and down, that I can’t even mention, I keep catching her and she keeps apologizing.

Please Note: I am financially doing very well as I am able to provide for all her needs, there is something I always brag about that there is nothing she ever asked from me that I didn’t provide.

Believe it or not, our sex life is perfect as I have seen a chat she had with a friend where she confessed nobody has ever had pleased her in bed like I do, I can stay in bed one hour and I’m a very romantic man.

She has never caught me cheating as I have always been faithful to her.

I’m saying all these to make the readers understand that the relationship actually lacks nothing. But still this girl finds it hard to close her legs.

Well, the last time I caught her having an affair with a married man, we quarreled and settled but believe me, the love is dead and buried.

So if you’re out there and you find a woman that’s manageable please adore her and make her feel special, the specie of a virtuous woman is going into extinction gradually but we’re yet to notice.

Just feel like sharing my own experience and I’m curious to see the comments that will follow.

Your girl is one of the ladies that make men have little or no regard for women.

Going by your story, I wonder what else she could probably want.

Beware of women that tell lies, you know perpetual liars that tell even needless lies. They're more dangerous than AK-47. I just tire!

Ogbeni, shine your eye next time. Probably you spoilt her. Don't keep forgiving and forgiving. There should be consequences for every action taken. Good luck to you in your next relationship. I hope you have really grown and there won't be a repeat.

Mane carry mojo go, Liverpool lose? Ko kan aye!

Make Arsenal just dey win dey go.

As e dey pain dem, e dey sweet us

Na so!

Eko wo niyen ko wa?

It's of no significance whose picture appears on the naira note. If dem like make dem put Iyemoja or Oluweri's picture there, wetin concern me? Let the Naira just do well economically, that's all.

McEphiks:
Do this mean hookup and call girls feel something for the men they open their legs for?

Hook up, call girls? May you not have any reason to become one. Those ones are not normal human beings.

CaptainAyub:
200 lvl in 98!
Senior girl!
My 2 hands for up for U

Yeah senior girl o, just turned an adult then.

VKN23:
you saw his lookalike

Do you disappear because you are somebody's lookalike or doppelganger?

Stop living in denial. Even Oyinbos have certain things they cannot decipher e.g UFOs - Unidentified Flying Objects.

The planets used to be 9, now on it's 8.
Some things are seen in space, they disappear and scientists have no clue. Yet, some suddenly appear and they are trying to figure out what it is.

What do you know about parapsychology? You know about ethereal or astral bodies? Oyinbos that you follow will not dare refute those claims like they're nothing. Rather they investigate. They research.

That's the truth according to onetenth. You weren't there.

NigeriaIsGreat:
Nigerian baby politicians and their ego. Amaechi confessed he is scared to enter his State because of Wike.

Is that the President Nigeria needs? While Tinubu was a deliberate and methodical politician, Osinbajo was drafted into politics.

There is nothing in his nature that indicates he would not have happily remained a comfortable middle class lawyer had he not met Tinubu.

Meanwhile Tinubu is a politicians Politician. A deliberate leader of leaders. He was a Senator in his late thirties.

He was fighting Abacha in an organised fashion, through NADECO, at an age most Nigerians today are still trying to decide what they want to do with their lives.

Amaechi, Osinbajo etal should drop ego and support Tinubu or they can get lost. How many battles have either won and what battle has Tinubu, who has faced more than most, lost?

Some will mention Obi. The coward was pleading with OBJ on his knees yet still got impeached. Tinubu not only stood up to OBJ but totally retrenched Obasanjo's influence, through the PDP, from the SW.

Nigerians are too petty and tribalistic. If not it will be obvious only Tinubu can weild power productively on behalf of the South today.

Buhari did same.on behalf of the North because he is authoritative and as iconically supported as Tinubu is.

Difference is that Tinubu is fairer, more tolerant,and more detribalised and more modern than Buhari. He will get more results than Buhari by far.

We should not waste the turn of the South indulging weakling any section of the country would bully with ease as happened to GEJ. Are we not ashamed at how terrorised Nigeria is becoming because North does not want to grant Nigeria modern and more effective policing and security architecture?

US, UK and European nations are evacuating their citizens from Abuja currently and we are still clowning around. The rescue mission belongs to Tinubu alone.

I am tipping Tinubu to be an Awolowo of today. A father of the rebirth of Nigeria. He will never fail.Unless of course death stops him.

How can I like your post a hundred times? Pray, tell.

Karlovych:
Tinubou's Lagos again! He should contact his oluwole Chicago engineers to tackle the problems

There's no problem as far as the Third Mainland Bridge is concerned. I pass through the Adekunle axis of the bridge upwards to the bridge every work day. Adekunle is not flooded, neither has the water level under the bridge changed. I was still there on Friday! People are just fake alarmists looking for trouble where there's none.