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Romance / Re: The Final Solution To End Hook Up In Nigeria by plat0: 3:24pm On Dec 18, 2022
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Romance / Re: The Final Solution To End Hook Up In Nigeria by plat0: 2:12pm On Dec 18, 2022
JoeBideen:


If you need to use money to attract a babe to your house, you're a low value male. Work on your life, work on your finance, work on the kind of women you meddle with.

Your marriage point doesn't make sense. Don't take care of your wife and kids then, allow them to wither away and die.
Seems you live in a parallel universe. How many women have you attracted in Nigeria without finance or at least a semblance of financial stability? You better wake up..
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Presents N166.603 Billion 2023 Budget Estimates To Assembly by plat0: 11:27pm On Dec 15, 2022
Rivers and Lagos state are rich States, they both presented a budget of $1b and $2.5b respectively, unfortunately developments on ground are not commensurate with the budget, ideally all LGA's and wards in the two states should have state of the art health centers, standard primary and secondary schools, asphalted or tarred internal roads without pot holes. But our politicians award contracts at hyper inflated prices, we need people with a passion for public service in Nigeria to occupy public offices, $5b(at least 5 years budget) is enough to transform those states to a mini Dubai or Switzerland, we can't all live Nigeria, immigration policy is becoming stringent. After msc in the UK , on a scale of 10, what are your chances of clinching a visa sponsorship job if you're not in the health profession? Nigeria has to work!
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Piece Of Life Advice You've Ever Received? by plat0: 11:17pm On Dec 07, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


Honestly when I have seen real money it's gonna be real estate for me for Airbnb and Rentals.
cool, another thing, really wealthy people are asset rich and cash poor anywhere in the world. Cash poor in sense that their assets outweighs their cash reserve.

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Piece Of Life Advice You've Ever Received? by plat0: 11:06pm On Dec 07, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


Investment is definitely important but not at the expense of savings. My believe is if you are investing 200k in anything you better have one million naira in liquid stuck somewhere. People underestimate savings o. It's what can save you if the investment dies or goes down.
What are some of the asset class you think one can invest in, I learnt not to put my money in asset classes that doesn't Pay dividends. That's the mistake people make, invest in things that has a positive cash flow, yes the investment might be worth less than the amount you got in at some point but if you're getting cash flow in form of rent or dividends you wouldn't feel it, and you don't just invest and go to sleep, you monitor your investment like a hawk. Crypto has zero cash flow, no dividends or rents.
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Piece Of Life Advice You've Ever Received? by plat0: 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
That investment is greater than savings.
naaa, it's not a bad advice, I understand where you're coming from. Genuine investment managers will tell you to invest in what you understand, your savings can be affected by inflation but your real estate investments and shares will always be priced at the prevailing rate. What about the passive income you get from those asset classes? So in essence you're saying we shouldn't invest, we should stack up cash in our accounts without sending the 'money on errands '. If one adheres to that school of thought, one will work till he's 70, 80, and possibly 90. savings is never enough, if you are earning $1M monthly, once the money stops coming, regardless of what you got in your savings you can go broke, invest in what you understand. Perhaps you think crypto is an investment, financial gurus like warren buffet and Charlie munger already spoke against cryptocurrency but as it is with the herd, they'll always go with the flow, anyone that has a contrary opinion is ostracized. If you are getting money now, learn about viable investments, I don't know about you but I don't plan to work forever.
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 8:03pm On Dec 04, 2022
leokid866:
Oga keep quite......doesn't it strike you as odd that someone who wants your trust has no one not even from his own home standing with him? No governor, senator, or even local government chairman? Is that how blind your trust is?
STFU, he doesn't have any governor behind him because they are all corrupt and the politicians knows that if he assumes the mantle of leadership it won't be business as usual, he also doesn't believe in the godfather model. Do you know how much Lagos state would have achieved if all the governors after Tinubu were independent. I hate Nigeria, and I rue the fact that I have to share the same space with foools like you that glorifies corruption and godfatherism. When you're done ruling, you go back to your previous profession or you go home and rest, you don't dabble or try to influence the electoral system in saner climes, you're too stupid to understand that because you stay in a shhithole Nigeria where there are no principles.

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Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 5:57pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:


BAT is the next President! It'ss an ugly truth grin
The coast is favoring BAT as North can't risk one Nigeria by remaining in Aso rock come 2023grin

Peter Obi lack political charisma! He should have built on the political legacy of Ojukwu's as his mentor and benefactor across his region thereby come out to negotiate for the best deal through is political aspiration grin grin
It's as simple as that!
May be Soludo can achieve this in future because he is one of the politicians from that region I see looking beyond sentiments grin
who cares if he wins, as long as me, my family members and friends won't vote for him, I'm fine. We'll all be here to bear the brunt of a Nigeria ran by a candidate with dementia. We'll all buy fuel, appliances and food stuff at the same price, there are no special prices for Tinubu supporters. All of a sudden you like soludo because you have an unfounded hatred for obi, anybody that speaks or works against obi is loved by you and your ilks. When the times comes for him to contest, you'll suddenly remember that he's from the SE. He lacks political charisma but he has been the head huncho of numerous cooperate organization with sane and literate people as members. What did buhari achieve with his political charisma?
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 5:49pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:



This isn't statisical and convincing enough!
Going by estimated figured not just your concocted figures
What is the annual budget of Anambra state?
What is the debt rate of Anambra?
Trash that document it's misleading and fake!
With that figure Anambra should be the richest state in Nigeria!
What could have necessitated such a dubious lacuna in Anambra IGR given this below:

Check below
https://guardian.ng/news/anambra-state-targets-n50-billion-igr-in-2022/


There is a video on internet of a Nothern governor saying he asked obi's successor where he got the money for building the airport in Anambra and he retorted that he used the money obi left in the state coffers upon completion of his tenure for that project. You're oblivious of the fact that during GEJ's tenure, there was an oil boom and that sum obi left behind was accumulated over a period of 8 years, if you understood the rudiments of basic finance, you'd know that wealth is not accumulated in a year. Eliminating waste, prudence and judicious use of public funds made it possible to leave that much behind, a concept that is alien to the Tinubu's and Atiku. How much does Edo state generate in a year? Oshiomole received over N1tr during his stint as governor and he still left over N100bn debt at the end of his tenure. It's sounds misleading and fake to you because with all the money Lagos generates yearly, a kleptomaniac like Tinubu can never dream of living 30% of the sum obi left behind. You're used to electing individuals that have not proved their mettle in various professional fields, that's why when they assume the apex seat, they spend money with reckless abandon because they don't understand what it takes to build a business from the scratch.

If you were reasonable and literate, you'd have gone through obi's manifesto, there is also a part where he alluded to leaving that sum of money behind, they are also countless videos of him saying it too.
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 5:35pm On Dec 04, 2022
GoodLife4live:
impostor.... Send me your account details
send your father's account details. Have you eaten today?
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 5:21pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:


Those with head knowledge like you and your contemporaries are daydreamers in this modern epoch grin grin
Your Emotions have beclouded your reality and enlightenment.
This is the disease among any youths like you in Nigeria!
I pray you guys all get well from it and grow up someday grin
Next year election is still going to be a curiosity for you and your peers. This I see
so going by your logic because the odd does not favor obi, I should vote for Tinubu or Atiku? I'm not from the SE, I've prevailed on my family members (my aged parents inclusive) to vote for Obi, it's simple. Only semi illiterates will vote for Atiku or Tinubu because they think obi cannot win.
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 5:13pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:



Where did you get your spurious 500M dollars fro.m? I guess that was a gaffe from you though!
You know the story of Judas or you go ask? Watch Peter Obi suffer same of Judas come 2023.
Peter Obi isn't a reliable personality if he can betrayed his founding father grin grin grin
I doubt if he can even win Chairmanship primary in his state grin grin
it's is not a gaffe, $156million in euro bonds and over N10b in access, diamond and fidelity bank each. Off course it's funny to you because you probably forgot that $1 was equivalent to N180 when he left office. We're brainstorming on how to fix Nigeria, and you're fixated on trivial issues on why he betrayed his founding father, who is his founding father, what does that mean? Did the founding father complain to you about betrayal?

Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 4:53pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:


You're a big surprise! and as ugly as your pungent language! The world does not reward viability but feasibility now. We are talking nation building across boards! you are talking career building! With the so called career building of Peter Obi you just purported can you link them to his achievements as two terms Gov. of Anambra? If you can? Going by his financial acumen as implied through in your axioms can you prove to us (others inclusive) its relevance to the Anambra financial vault and economy under his administration?
I bet you Peter Obi can't even win a LGA election in Anambra now?
Peter Obi is a serial Betrayal who Betrayed the Ojukwu's party and legacy that brought him to limelight has Gov. In Anambra! It's obviously a curse on him now. I wish Labour Party another impending betrayal. BAT has a glaring experience and track records out there go and verify.
BAT never deviated from the legacy of his Mentor so it's reason for his ticket. I doubt no sentimental force strong enough to thwart it's realization.
I hope you have access to Tinubu so when he wins as a member of his inner caucus you'll share in the spoils of his corruption ridden administration, if not you're just a foool. And for saying he can't win an LGA election in Anambra, you're a bigger foool. The internet is awash with copies of the handover letter he left for his successor, he left an equivalent of $500m at the end of his tenure, how much did Tinubu leave in Lagos coffers for fashola?
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 4:31pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:



You are talking Chinese seriously here! This is the lack of awareness destroying "Nigerian youths" they're reasonable but not realistic, viable but not feasible. The world has no reward for viability but feasibility (actionable gists) They continue in this vicious circle till wisdom comes to them.
Who baptized Peter Obi from being a typical Nigerian politician? Who purged him? Peter is like any other politicians in Nigeria.
Certificate wise he not even as a 2.2 grade graduate qualified to apply for an entry-level Job in Nigeria banks. He lack verifiable experience and track records to appears on ballots going by his paid entertainers scripts about him!
so who should we vote for, a geriatric Tinubu that is unable to articulate a coherent sentence or a thieving Atiku that has a penchant for institutional corruption and cronyism? Reasonable and educated Nigeria will rather vote for Obi even if his chances are slim. They'll go home feeling fulfilled for doing the right thing. Only illiterates, semi illiterates and people that benefit directly from Atiku or Tinubu will vote for APC or PDP.
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 4:22pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:



Going by Peter Obi Personality and CV in relation to Nigeria context and system of employment for instance in a Bank Jobs Peter Obi is not even qualified to apply for an entry-level given is 2.2 grade in his certificate, he has no verifiable experience or track records, even his overrated age (because those who still regards late 50s and early 60s as "young people" in this 21st century must be clowns!). Now linking this with Presidential capacity in Nigeria is like employing a fresh graduate into a senior managerial role in a company without adhering to the norms of the recruitment exercise. Let me put it to you in person: would you want to allow or allow someone to go and test-run is ability at federal executive level in Nigeria? The answer must be no to every 21st century youth. Executive capacity be it in any company is not based on age or physical agility but experience and track records. How can someone have a glaring track records without having to translate is acquired head knowledge into reality despite all odds? This doesn't remove the fact that Peter Obi has been a Nigerian Politician and continue to be there is no gainsaying about it unlike some people came up from sideways only to present Peter Obi as saint to all!
You're very daft. Someone that has been chairman of the stock exchange commission, fidelity bank, Chams, chairman of a mortgage bank, a majority shareholder in access and numerous companies listed on the NSE is not fit to run Nigeria? I don't blame you , you're used to thieves like Atiku and Tinubu.

Do you know that Tony elumelu graduated with a 2.2? Going by the drivel you wrote up there Tony elumelu is not qualified to vie for the highest office in the country because he graduated with a 2.2, all the numerous first class and 2.1 graduate in your family, what height have they attained professionally?

Like I said earlier you need to go for a mental evaluation
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by plat0: 3:12pm On Dec 04, 2022
Alexbio:
Obi Manifesto is a waste of resources, time. He should go for political onboarding.
He lack the the structure that can ensure him the political avenue to compete favorably for an election.
What do you mean by structure? Are they not your average Nigerians? Do they live in alternate realities? Do they buy fuel and food stuff at a cheaper rate. From your inane comment about structure, I can tell you're above 35years. You and your likes do not mean well for Nigeria, yes the man is not a saint but he's better than Tinubu and Atiku, if any of the two oldies win, politicians will cross carpet to the party at the center so they can steal public funds with reckless abandon.

If you're not a direct beneficiary of the APC and PDP and you're yapping about structure, you need to go for mental evaluation at a psychiatric hospital.

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Business / Re: Concerns As Greenville LNG Risks Another Multi-Million Dollar Lawsuit by plat0: 8:58am On Dec 01, 2022
Omihanifa:
This Grenville guy nah sharp man. He made it impossible for his truck drivers to steal diesel by switching from diesel to gas. All his trucks are gas powdered.

But as for him not honouring contracts agreements, I really pity him because BUA nah fulani man o and he will go to any length to ensure justice.
Are you sure he's not fronting for a politician, from the article, Greenville is a subsidiary of a construction company in Luxembourg, everyone one knows that those are tax havens, the guy is a smart money launderer. Tech is just overrated in Nigeria, oil and gas is where the real money is, the barrier of entry is very high, if you can break in , you're made.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Working In An Indian Company In Lagos Is Weird!! by plat0: 12:05pm On Aug 16, 2022
toujurs:
Nigeria is bleeped up, that is why, No jobs. There was this lady. A very pretty girl. That was being bleeped mercilessly by a huge lebanese guy, back then as at 2017, where i first worked. The thing pain me o!, because this babe, i wooed the babe, she told me she wasn't interested in anything called relationship. Only for me to hear from a colleague, that she visits one of the Lebanese guys, during the weekend, and cook for the guy, i really liked her actually. There was this guy that was very close to the foreigners, i mean very close, he was the first guy i told, i liked the babe and he gingered me to approach the babe,which i did, he was the same guy that told me that one of the Lebanese guy is knacking the babe like crazy, because he knew i had an eye on her, which i told him, she wasn't interested in anything called relationship, me as thomas na. I told him its a big lie. It can never happen. Is it not same babe that told me she isn't interested in anything relationship. I did a mistake doubting the guy honestly. To my greatest shock. The guy crashed at the Lebanese lodge a certain time. Luckily that night, the babe, came over. I don't know how this guy recorded the voice note and it was so clear it was her voice. Omo the guy played me a voice note of the babe screaming like she was being bleeped hard core. I was depressed for over a week shocked. What even got me so angry was that this bitch, had the effontery to ask me to buy her food. Unknown to her that i knew what was happening. You see women. Most are them are bitches.
Dont vouch for any girl grin grin
Food / Re: Make Italian Spaghetti Sauce With 5 Ingredients by plat0: 11:53am On Aug 16, 2022
Making this today..

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Family / Re: . by plat0: 12:27pm On Jul 17, 2022
Mindlog:


He doesn't need a lady of such professional status for there are lot of girls down the ladder who can offer him sex in exchange for money with their emotions detached as it will be purely transactional.
Part with cash in the sense that he has to pay for dates, buy gifts for the lady etc

Why do you think ladies that meets the requirements he listed in the OP won't be willing to go into a no strings attached relationship.

I know a couple of financially stable ladies in their mid-late 20's that do not want to get married. Matter of fact, they seek out guys like the poster.
Family / Re: . by plat0: 12:13pm On Jul 17, 2022
silverr:


One thing would keep leading to the other, it won't stop after sex. Many people even married their friends but any woman entering this arrangement is dumb, very dumb.

This is prostitution without payment grin grin grin A prostitute is a woman who engages in S*x or s*xual activities for payment in cash or in kind.
This op now is looking for a very high class prostitute but he has nothing to pay her with because everything he has, she has also... So he can't pay with cash and has stated that there won't be any payment in kind either.

Let's be realistic, a lady who ticks all these boxes will only have sex with you and not expect money or gifts because she's not thinking logically but emotionally. He obviously wants no mention of emotions here. What kind of sexual relationship thrives without an emotional influence if not prostitution?
What are you on about?

Sometimes you people type as if you live in alternate universes. So ladies don't get the urge for sex?

It will interest you to know that most financially stable ladies seek out guys/men they can have sex with devoid of emotion. Times are changing, there's an army of ladies that will accede to the OP's request without hesitation.
Family / Re: . by plat0: 12:01pm On Jul 17, 2022
faithfull18:
You need deliverance. Go and get married Mr. man. Any lady who consents to this should have her head checked.
LOL, a lot of ladies will consent to his request. Social media is not real Life.
Family / Re: . by plat0: 11:59am On Jul 17, 2022
cococandy:
All this requirement to get what in return?

Your peniis?
What else does she want?

He's also willing to part with cash occasionally. The OP has done no wrong.

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Family / Re: . by plat0: 11:56am On Jul 17, 2022
naija4life247:
Mental Health should be taken serious in Nigeria.

The OP is definitely suffering from psychiatric disorders, mental illness, and chronic hallucinations. If he does not get help in time, we may see him on 3rd Mainland Bridge without clothes, not even undies.

He is looking for free sex because he cannot afford to pay any of the several prostitutes in Lagos. I advise him to get one of these Calabar house girls, or these Ibadan ladies hawking Agbo, or any of the female Fulani Almajaris selling sex enhancement herbs all over the place. Those are the ones in his category
It has nothing to do with a psychological disorder, I hate paying for sex. In his write up, he never ruled out the possibility of parting with cash occasionally. How do you guys even enjoy transactional sex, there's nothing like consensual sex, the feeling is ethereal.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable: In Five Years, I Will Be Bigger Than All My Colleagues by plat0: 12:15am On Jul 16, 2022
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Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For Nigerian Agip Oil Company (naoc)scholarship Exam 2015 by plat0: 2:01pm On Jul 05, 2022
cosmos2000:


Thanks Boss...

The deadline is July 8th, after the deadline did they call or mail you for your examination centre or what happens after deadline??
you will get a mail from scholastica.

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Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For Nigerian Agip Oil Company (naoc)scholarship Exam 2015 by plat0: 10:37am On Jun 28, 2022
cosmos2000:


Boss I have gotten it... The Challenges now is that... The fact that I am from Imo, but not from host community, I don't know if it's gonna work...

And please which app or book do you think I can practice with as a preparation towards the Aptitude test
I didn't use any app, if you have a strong mathematics background, you shouldn't have a problem with the exam.

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Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For Nigerian Agip Oil Company (naoc)scholarship Exam 2015 by plat0: 5:20am On Jun 28, 2022
cosmos2000:



Your response is well appreciated...

Can I get the local government letter here in Lagos.. The liason office in Victoria Island... That's where I got my state of Origin certificate but I 4got to ask about that of Local Government Identification Letter.

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The Exam also..... Some said it was an Aptitude and the others said it's GMAT themed explored by Dragnet...

Please can we chat on WhatsApp....

Please.. 08115764007
Thanks a lot

I don't know if you can get the letter in Lagos, things may not be the same again, I wrote that exam many moons ago.
Politics / Re: Bauchi Governor, Bala Mohammed Visits Wike by plat0: 4:48pm On Jun 22, 2022
aylipple:
Is Rivers Government House currently undergoing some spiritual cleansing or fumigation because this is the second politician visiting Gov. Wike and unlike in the past where photographs of such high profile visitors with the governor are taken inside the GH, both photos released shows they were taken outdoors.
They were taken at his personal residence in rumupirikom(not sure if I got the spelling right). He's barely at the government house.

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Romance / Re: Told A Girl I Was A Teacher And Got Blocked. by plat0: 6:09pm On Jun 19, 2022
Raalsalghul:


Please can you post the link to what happened in Ekiti?

Been so busy and didn't follow that election.

Thank you.
Alluding to voters inducement. People sold their votes for 5k and below.
Romance / Re: Told A Girl I Was A Teacher And Got Blocked. by plat0: 3:12pm On Jun 19, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


After being used by married men you see them saying my past is my past cheesy cheesy cheesy
I must dig that past o. I'm very liberal but Nigeria girls have scarred me, finding Love in Nigeria is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

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Romance / Re: Told A Girl I Was A Teacher And Got Blocked. by plat0: 3:10pm On Jun 19, 2022
'i want to be pampered and taken care off' 'princess treatment only' , if I'm conversing with a girl and she blurts out any of those words, I'll block her ass. I blame guys for enabling them.

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