Asgard13:


Are Yoruba people this shameless

Why shout south..

Is the south at war with north or did north place embargo on southern Nigeria

The fight is between Yoruba and Hausa farmers

Route block is Yoruba and Hausa route

West. North route with JEBBA AS POINT

FOOD STILL COMES TO EAST AND AOUTH FROM KOGI , TARABA , BENUE

NO BLOCKADE NO EMBAGO

BUT WHY ARE YORUBA PEOPLE TRYING SO HATD TO MAKE IT A SOUTH AND NORTH ISSUES

SEE THIS ONE NOW

WHICH SOUTH?

Yoruba should learn how to speak for themselves and don’t change narratives

And the north should keep their produce in the east and continue with Jebba as YORUBA PEOPLE REQUEST

THEY WAN EVEN DO PROTEST

HOW IS AFENIFERE PROTEST CONCERN EAST ?
OR IJAWS OR AKWAIBOMITES

NA SO ENDSARS TAKE STATE

FROM END POLICE BEUTALITY TO IPOB AND IGBOS WANR TO DESTROY YORUBA LAND

PLS FIGHT YOUR BATTLES AND LIVE SOUTH OUT OF THIS

YORUBA PEOPLE KILL HAUSA
HAUSA REACTS AND CLOSE JEBBA

HOW SOUTHERN NIGERIA TAKE ENTER THIS YORUBA AND HAUSA FIGHT

WETIN SEF

STIP THIS SILLY YORUBA PROPAGANDA IS GETTING STALE

Shellsploit:


Really? Never noticed any.

Shellsploit:
Have u tried hair growth serum
"Hair Now Now" + Andre oil"


Helps in receding hairline and upcoming bald hair.

NwaNimo1:


https://thenationonlineng.net/fg-will-restore-peace-sanity-in-two-months-lawan/

donprincebigt:
Jst as I was leaving for work this morning. like I always did. I branched the complex our studio was before we relocated to a new place. On getting there, I saw everyone in the complex gathered inside a shop and I was hearing noises coming from there. One of a friend then holla at me to come watch film.

To my surprise I saw a young boy who was being beaten. then I asked what's going on. So I was told he came to steal 15000naira from one of the shops in the complex yesterday. unfortunately for him he came again this morning from the same shop. probably he thought it could be easy as it was yesterday. He wanted to escape through ceiling by breaking one before he was caught.

He was caught with unloaded cards in varieties too.
He got the beating of his life this morning before I had to beg the angry men to take it cool on him. he confessed of coming from Bohlar(one rugged slum in Lagos)

He said he delivered the stolen money to his boss which he refused totally to tell despite the pain he was going through. the funniest part was when he said he was giving 200naira from the 15k

Well to cut the long story short I alongside the woman he stole from with my friend pleaded on his behalf cus of his age. so we let him go stripped and injured to walk home like that as a punishment.... he took to his heels when we released him...

I hope we handled the situation well cus I think that should be better than jungle justice. and we all know involving police in Nigeria is another thing entirely. we don't want scenes.
the last picture is the ceiling he broke.

Jogunomi1:
please go for a test or scan to see if she has tumor or something. At the hospital the doctor will recommend something for Belle fat. If you money, we can run a surgery

11 months.


She's busy. No time for gym. I want something like drugs

godkiller:
Wonderful

We are training youths on solar panel production and installation.

If you want to learn or volunteer to teach please drop your WhatsApp number, location and area of interest.

God bless Nigeria.

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

pezeji:
As a result of this lockdown, boredom became too much and I went fishing in a nearby water behind my building here in ago, Lagos State.

Fortunately I caught this little, innocent and shy animal.

It's my new pet

CollinsWeGlobe:
On my way out this morning, I picked up this €5 that makes it the 5th times I picked money on the floor in Europe.

More photos on my sister's blog; https://mandynews.com/lockdown-my-visit-to-street-market-in-greece-photos-2/

Otunba80:
[color=#000099][/color] You are right. I am a dreamer to but once i do a naughty stuff before I sleep thats when I won’t see nothing. And for the op try to be natural definitely you will remember. I bought a printing machine two years ago and within three months i carry the machine back from my dream but I didn’t notice because I believe der is money not until last year that everything turn worse for me and i had to sell the machine back and the buyer hasn’t pay me till now. And am having a scared dream lately because am going through a lot but i use to pin myself and wake up when am in mess situation in a dream because i use to know it’s a dream once in a while, in my last dream i notice i was driving a car that it’s not mine and the police men stop me and am scared that they will tell me am a thief but once i sight the policemen through chking point i just pinched myself to wakeup cos u I don’t even know how to drive in reality

twilliamx:

what state did he/she die if I may ask!!! was he/she a government or private healthcare giver.

husbandsnatcha:
Id.iots... see jamb question
Keep ur Dickson in ur panties u won't ,anywhere u see a tear you slug ur small dickson in , if u are my junior brother I would av actually tied u on a fan n give u better 40strokes of kobokobo on ur dickson ... nonsense!
Children won't keep safe,
modified: WTF he is still having Sex in this quarantine period while am hiding in my hole masturbating with no man

JDJ4:
A Very Big Mistake Of My Life

Hi nairalanders.

Please pardon me in case of any grammatical error. My story will be long, pls kindly bear with me and read to the finishing point. I'm ready to accept any insulting comments, it doesn't matter to me now.

I'm a 25 years old guy, not really financially buoyant but an average, money never dries in my pocket and back account as a hustler. Am currently still in part time program in university.

Now let me go straight to the point, here is my story. I started dating one beautiful girl back then in 2014, we were in love until something came up. There was a time I came home and she visited, that was the beginning of our separation, my mother warned me to stay away from her that she doesn't like her.

Honestly, I didn't know how to breakup with her without hurting her because she loved and cared for me so much. I love my mother so much and I listen to her as well. So, I started to avoid her, reducing my number of calls with her, sometimes when I visited home I won't tell her. All these to make her change her mind but all to no avail, I couldn't tell her what's up so that she won't hate my mother and make both of them enemies of each other.

She noticed my unprecedented and unusual behaviors, she asked me what has she done I only told her that I was very busy and concentrating on something. She later got fade up and started minding her own business because sometimes she would call I won't pick her calls, so she decided to let me be.

Fast forward to early this year, she went for a business trip and returned, so I decided to pay her a visit because even though we are no longer in love but we are still friends. I was hoping to visit her in her shop but she wasn't there, she told me to come to her apartment, I went there, we gist and had funs, she started making a move to me and we eventually had an unprotected sex.

I was thinking that she was a big girl and can take care of herself but after one month plus she called me and told me that she was pregnant, I was speechless and couldn't believe her, she threatened to report the case to my mother if I didn't show up and proffer solutions, my mind jumped. I hurried to her place and she showed me the pregnancy test result, we calculated the months and it was exactly the day I had sex with her, from that day till the month is exactly what was written on the paper.

To cut the story short, I got lost in thought until she waked me from my daydream, I told her straight that I wasn't ready for that, she should do something about it, so both of us agreed to terminate it, it was done successfully, I wasted much money on that moment but it didn't bother me.

So, after a while she called me and told me the sudden changes in her business that money disappeared from her hands always. She went home and complained to her dad, her dad suggested they should visit a native doctor to find out what was the problem. They visited the native doctor and he apparently exposed and told her what she did, that the pregnancy she terminated was the reason behind her misfortune. He listed all the things she will buy for cleansing and the total money involved. She called me and told me the development and demanded my own contribution (money), at that moment I didn't really have money to provide and she couldn't believe me.

Now am afraid if she will angrily expose me because she told her people that the person that got her the pregnancy is not around he traveled abroad. I haven't answered her since then because I have been busy thinking about my mistake, regretting the day I visited her, crying had I know. I returned but I didn't tell her so she won't visit me. Right now am having a double mind if I should adhere to what she told me by contributing money for the stuff, but the other hand, am asking for God's mercy upon my life, so if I should contribute money now it means I will be committing sin upon sin. I don't really know what to do now, I told her that I will visit her whenever I return to discuss with her but I haven't done that.

Presently I have a fiancee am dating now, my mother knows about her and she accepted her as well, also thinking about settling down with her when the time comes. I will hurt and loose her if what I did exposed.

Pls advice me my good people before I commit suicide and end everything, you can insult me if you like, it doesn't matter to me now, am very desperate human being now. The native doctor even told her to tell whoever that got her the pregnancy to also do his own cleansing or else he will encounter problems in life.

Should I also listen to the native doctor man or seek God's mercy, of whose report shall I believe..? Will there really be any problem, and what do I tell her now.

Duru9:


Which kind wahala be this


I don already buy sniper keep sha

If there's no movement on Monday I won't have any choice than to ease this whole stress I don really suffer this life

Tankunland:
When Shola's mom called me her first question was do i know who the father of Samuel is and I replied and said yes of course it's her grand daughters dad and she said to me I'm the real father of Samuel and that her late daughter reiterated it 2 days before she died guys I went crazy again.


Why me, why me, why me was the question I was asking my self. Why is all this thing's happening to me was the question that just kept repeating itself in my head.


I went to see my boy and the connection was instant ooo just carrying him again after 6 months send shivers down my spine and now I'm just waiting for his Grandma to tell the other guy that Samuel is mine.


I have already started sending my kid small small money again for his up keep Lol even tho not much because I don't even have much now but i would do everything within my power to give this Young kid the best of life that me and his late mother my queen his mother planned for him even when I never knew he was mine.


Wow I'm done. My hands ache. Just wanna say thank you to Seun Osewa for this beautiful forum, thank you to Joe Abah for retweeting that tweet even tho it hasn't yield devident yet but thanks and thank you to those beautiful souls that saved my life with that 9k I know you remember me and I say God bless you.


and to those on the verge of suicide I tell you that you can overcome and it's not the end of the world for you and Whatever you are passing through has an end ok and I need you to realize people somewhere is passing through the same or even harder situation than you. Don't give up, don't stop praying even tho I lost my faith a lil but don't lose yours because only the almighty can do all things.


To my young sister's reading this please be contented with what your man gives to you. The course of sholas death was so painful when I heard but please my dear sister dont date a Yahoo boy for any reason or even go out with one.


I tell you Yahoo doesn't work again and what they do now is Yahoo plus and some of this guy's are heartless and don't care about anyone than just to make that fetish money amd they would use you and any other girl they find to keep that money coming.


To my Young King's reading this don't have a girlfriend in your 20s please. Use that time to develop your self. Work hard to make yourself better as getting a girlfriend would really slow you dowm from attaining that top you want to go.

And last Please if you are too weak to move on or too tired to live again and you think suicide is your escape please speak out, yes some would laugh at you and call you names but speak out as there is that one person that would listen to you.



I LOVE YOU SHOLA AND REST IN PEACE

Ozid:
Good morning good people of Nairaland. I hope you all are doing great and keeping safe during this period of corona virus endemic..

Pls I need help!! My younger brother has been battling with a certain rash on his head since 2013. We keep on treating and after sometimes the rashes disappear and appear later.

He has used all kinds of creams and was even on pills to treat the rashes yet the rashes refuse to go. Pls is there anybody that knows the name of the rashes and how it can be treated because my younger brother is gradually losing his self-esteem because he can hardly go out without putting on cap to cover the area that is affected by the rashes.

Suggestions, criticism and possible solutions to the problem are welcomed. Doctors in the house your input will be highly appreciated. Attached below is a picture showing the true state of the affected areas

Pls mods move this to FP for wider coverage

solochiben:


I don't even have data to listen to the freestyle
Biko do something

NafiuARingim:
My friend it has come to the end of your problem used these simple codes *948*100# and Hit your Send key.... thanks

Citytrend:
Some of our students has lost it

Cchuks27:


Very true. If he was confident in his argument he wouldn't have chosen to resign.

ambassadorgozie:


hav learnt my lesson d hard way,
was being considerate

blaze7x:
Some years back i came back from work early which was quite unusual back then and there was no light. so i strolled around my new neighborhood which was a developing area with zero commercial activities, i was so carried away in my thought to the extent that i didn't know i had covered a long distance and it was dusk, i quickly turned back to go home, on my way back i saw some children waving at me and calling me uncle. i didn't respond, as they started moving towards me i took to my heels before somebody will come out and call me kidnapper.
The point is, in this present time one has to be careful, giving thorough thought to all his actions. For me its not logical for you to move close to a lady before you convince her to eat. I just pray God helps you get it resolved

ambassadorgozie:


oga cool down, dats how two of us chat most tyms

SpatialKing:
I thought as the king of the street he will go to the street to get a bride? They keep deceiving our youths while they live their own life up thight....
Don't be surprised Naira Mali won't endup marrying a Malian

HawnsgistMedia:
I feed her a lot of chicken. 2 kilos per week. And bingo and noodles mixed with chicken. But even at the age of 3 months +, she's still not as fat as I want her to be. She has long legs and big foot, but her bumbum is small �. Don't know if it's common with all dogs. Her chest is wide and her hips is narrow. She absolutely adores me and starts tugging at her chain immediately I get home. I left my self contain room and moved to a flat that same November so as to have more space for her. She has one annoying trait though. Whenever I come close to her to scratch her ear is something, she starts urinating. I do t know if it's out of excitement or it's because she's still small (3months +) but I don't like it. That's why I hardly let her enter the flat. She mostly stays in her cage when she's not roaming the compound. I have successfully taught her the "sit" command but that's as far as she listens. She's always so hyperactive and can't control her excitement when she sees me. I've been about 70% successful in potty training her. Once in the morning and once at night outside the compound. It only flops when I wake up late sometimes and she has already messed up her cage before I come out, or I feed her too late at night and she didnt go out before I go to sleep. I'm still working in that sha, but it would be great if she can just go to a corner of the compound where I poured sand and be using that place. Would make life so much easier for me. I don't really have a recent picture of her, I'll take one later today, but the one below is the latest one I have. She's eating macaronis, sweet corn and hot dogs.

appreciate001:
Hi Nairalanders greetings to you all. please can someone help me with solutions to this stage fright problem.

I Am in my late thirties married with children but this thing will not leave me alone. I have been battling with this all my life.

Just recently, I had a presentation to make but things were messed up because of this. I am a graduate but this is limiting my chances in life. What are the practical ways to overcome this problem? God bless you all.

Circulate:
Don't u think it will be better I go enter another school instead of going to spend plenty money to write carryovers that may not make a tangible change to my CGPA

Circulate:
it's a regulated rule that when a student have carry over's or fail a course after the stipulated period of rounding up his/her course of study, such student can be given a period of 2 years to write and pass that course or courses and if not being able to pass within such period, such student will b given a Certificate of Attendance (COA) instead of the normal Certificate.

Its been over 2 years now since i left school cos i failed some courses and have not done them and a new calendar is starting next Month and I want to know if it's still possible for me to go back and rewrite my failed courses.

MOD pls help me push this to front page for myriads suggestions.

rentAcock:
I hate to judge because I'm not perfect either but I cannot stand people who go clubbing on Saturday but then turn to serious worshippers on sunday. That is the height of hypocrisy because its is glaringly obvious to everyone that you are not a true believer.

southpole:
he is not a fool, just as it is written, they are empowered to kidnap, kill and torture when it is a threat to national security.The fact that you don't support it does not change the meaning.