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Kobojunkie:
LOL... so you press each one and then fry?

Hard work. But yes, in those days, in my neck of the wood, hygiene was highly recommended in that business.

Kobojunkie:
Why press it?

Precautionary. In case it contains toxic waste.

Harlarbiz01:
Frying time

Why fry it with the wings?

Normally you'd remove the wings and press the abdomen out before frying. It's tastes better when crunchy,

Officialgarri:
No matter how hurting it is for the nation's wealth, fuel subsidy is one of the few ways that the government is directly giving back to the people.

I still don't know how we were cajoled to protest against fuel subsidy in 2012 (perhaps except for the looting)

What do I mean? Take a look at the price of our deregulated diesel flying high at #810, 850 and above and see the harsh effect on food prices and cost of long journeys.

If Peter Obi has an alternative to fuel subsidy that the world doesn't know of, he should hint us. It would be disappointing to ride to victory using lies

There is no fuel subsidy in Ghana and the people are still surviving.

Factcheck0001:
mr wailer

What about this?

Go and find out what kind of people rely on wikipedia as source.

Adekunle Tinubu
Do you have any for Ahmed Tinubu?

omenka:
Ipob/Okoro affairs. Na family affair. They would have summoned Amadioha upon him for all I care. After all, they're said to be their worst enemy.

From Biafra or death to Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria in 2015. Then they morphed into IPOB, eventually winding up Obidient Nigerians.

Effing jokers.


Next.

Grow up, boy!

Not everything should be seen in tribal lens. Grow up.

And when the people saw what lies before them, and the kingdom of Nigira. They said, one to the other:
"Come, let us be Obidient,"

And the people continued to be Obidient. For they fear that without obidience, they would be sacrificed on the alter of Nigira, where many hopes have so perished. And as many as become Obidient, they gained power to rise above hopelessness.

https://www.nairaland.com/7183124/acts-king-bubu-son-hari

7: Tinubu could not complete his secondary school because of poverty. He decided to leave for USA to find food. He did a lot of menial jobs & suffered like every young man without a rich parents or uncle or RICH TWITTER boys and girls. After 5 years,he enrolled at Richard Daley college in Chicago. Note, Tinubu did not complete his education in secondary school, therefore the college offered him basic , remedial and academic classes like IJMB in local Nigeria. He passed his remedial courses and he was offered admission to Chicago State University. He obtained Bachelor of Science in Business & Administration and his major was in Accounting. He had no scholarship like me that I enjoyed in my undergraduate and post graduate too . He was in Chicago State University from August 1977 to June 1979 . He worked with Deloitte Haskins

Which is easier for a poor boy, finding food/finishing primary school to or traveling to United State?

And when the people saw what lies before them, and the kingdom of Nigira. They said, one to the other:
"Come, let us be obidient,"

And the people continued to be Obidient. For they fear that without obidience, they would be sacrificed on the alter of Nigira, where many hopes have so perished. And as many as become Obidient, they gained power to rise above hopelessness.

Interesting...

DaniDani:
You no get work sha, but you tried. At the end, who succeeded the evil, wicked, inhumane and sadistic king? Is it the PeePoo mandate or the treachery man or the wise prudent miser?

You've done well reading and comprehending.

Not everyone can. Well done.

The Acts of King Bubu: A tale of three men

In the seventh year of the reign of King Bubu son of Hari, the cattle herder, he slew the bandit She-cow, threw Maxii the Bright son of Biama into the gulag, and sent Yemo the thug, son of Gboho into exile in the kingdom of Bene. King Bubu continued to build iron roads as did King Jonah the Able son of Locki before him. And he built a bridge across the great River Ja, to link the Heeboes on each side of the rivers to each other, for which many Heeboes praised him.

But King Bubu son of Hari, was aged, frail, and weak. And his weak hands were like loopholes upon the land. And King Bubu refused to harken to wise counsel. And so hunger and despondence took roots in the kingdom, and spread their tentacles like plants upon fertile lands. And hunger and despondence took flesh and live amongst the people. And sorrows, tears and blood were constant visitors from the north of the kingdom, and they also sought to take root upon the lands in the south, in same manner as hunger as despondence.
Yet King Bubu refused to harken to wise counsel.

And so men who wined and dined with him, those who dwell in secret chambers, and those who sojourn in the corridors of power took spoils from the land. And they fed fat from the spoils of the land and arrogate power unto themselves; and they rendered King Bubu powerless, and reign in his name. And despondence grew upon the land; and young men began to jakpa*.
And Yak son of Kubu, who had been appointed Chief of Lots and Tally, among the people asked the Houses in the Kingdom to nominate from among them standard bearer for their House, so that the people may cast their lot for one among them to lead the country in the place of King Bubu as his reign was coming to an end. And these were the people chosen from among the houses.

Now the house - Alliance of Parties, also known by their initial - AOP, was the most deceitful house in the land and several crooked men swell in their ranks. Their banner had an insignia of two arrows, each pointing in the opposite directions, The party elders said it meant they listened with both ears. But the people said, it was a symbol of their confusion, lies and blame game.

The House Alliance of Parties, named Tifni son of Nubu as their standard bearer. It was Tifni, son of Nubu, who, when Jonah was still king, mounted his chariot and rode three days and three nights across dangerous terrains to the land of the Almajirite in the North to the home of Bubu, son of Hari, for which effort Bubu son of Hari became King. And Tifni son of Nubu, told everyone that he was next after King Bubu. But Tifni son of Nubu could neither walk unaided, nor by himself lift the standard of their party when presented to him. He relies on other for basic things, as he stooped with age and had become frail. His body often fail him. Many men claim he sold and used hallucination dust for which reason he lost his vigour.

House People of Basket, so named because of their tendency to fetch water with basket, chose Atif son of Tifku as their standard bearer. While he worked for King Nakbu, son of Goone, as Inspector of Goods, Atif, son of Tifku engaged in several enterprises. And he setup a venture to offer aids to bearers of good for rewards. And in this act did he prosper. During the second reign of King Ob, son of Jeh, known as Ob the Navigator, son of Jeh, Atif, son of Tifku sat beside him as his right-hand man. And Atif, son of Tifku was a master tactician who used his knowledge of men and their weakness to further the cause of his King, and his own cause. Atif son of Tifku was an aged man; but he walked with the swag of youth.

House People of Work was a small house, and labourers swell their rank. And the other houses deride them for their size and lack of means. And when Petr son Obih left the house People of Basket and pitched tent with house POW, they became big, And they named him their standard bearer. Petr son Obih was not a man of means; yet he gave from his heart. And he gave both to men and their gods for a cause. But he would not give to Prophet Mbak, son Bakah for he saw no cause. For this reason Prophet Mbak, son Bakah railed on him and called him miser. But Petr son Obih would not budge, for his mind was set upon the task of serving the people of Nigira.

And the people of Nigira loved his mien, and they began to contribute their widow’s mite, that they may raise coins to help him and his house win the lots. And they urge others to begin to pick their lots which they should cast for Petr son Obih. And these people called themselves the Obidients. And as they chant, "Obidient! Obified!” despondence began to disappear from their presence. And in this manner, many also began to chant and say "Obidient! Obified!! And despondence began to evaporate from the kingdom of Nigira!

*Jakpa: leave the land in droves


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Take neem drink and turmeric power in tepid water.

I wish you quick recovering.

This is so wrong.

I condemn this in no uncertain terms. Those responsible for this should be fished out and prosecuted.

Ttalk:
Where have you been? The moderator that banned you no get joy at all. This should be your 4th year from the banned city

I took a sabbatical leave to do some offline stuff. The moderator that will ban me for 4 years is yet to be born.

drlateef:
Because they don’t drink mkpurum mirin. But on serious note, other tribes are not as desperate and daring as people from certain tribe. And if they separate from NIGERIA, it will be too glaring which country requires its citizens to be banned from travelling elsewhere because of their high rate of crime and criminality.

I think it will do Nigeria good to work assiduously for separation from such tribe, so that Nigeria can be free from such problems. Or what does it profit Nigeria to have her image sullied by any group?

Or is Nigeria generally even more desperate than the people they claim are desperate i.e. kettle calling pot black?

This is the one.

The Eagle Has Landed!

Balkan:
I personally miss you. you left of us to fight alone.
its well with you

Apologies. I miss you too brother. Sometimes you have to pull back to recharge.

Op,

"The bigger the head, the bigger the brain."

Have you not used that line on the babes yet?

Balkan:
where have you been soon of Man?

Thither and whither.

How are you great one?

Of course we know the perpetrators are most likely from Nigeria security force. If it's true that both late couples were already married (with children) before embarking on this new wedding adventure, despite the wish of their superiors, friends, and colleaggues, then potentially they would have made capable enemies, with motives, both within and outside the force. Enemies who knows their movement enough to track them and off them.

Unfortunately, due to the obvious lack of intelligence coupled with laziness and inadequacy of equipments in the Nigerian security force investigative department, it's easy to quickly pile these inside wicked and dastardly acts on IPOB, whom they love to hate.

Nigeria security services should look for the enemies within in this case, and in many other similar cases. They should get their ass up and do their job. Blaming IPOB every time is simply lazy.

Before IPOB, before UGM, before Boko Haram, and skull miners, there were routine murders, and revenge killings all over Nigeria. Only dimwitted urchins will buy the Army finger pointing at IPOB for all manners of malfeasance.

@Topic,

Is tramadol a bannd medication?

Cos I know it's still been recommended as pain killer by doctors.

DoctorOlasDesk:
After primaries. Lol. You don't know how elections are won then. Atiku, Wike and the likes is already distributing GMGS of all kinds of currency, not giving fancy speeches. It costs approximately 70-100 Billion to win a presidential election in Nigeria. Election all over the world is not won by fancy speeches. He should be giving speeches to raise funds and then use the funds to drive PR and all kinds of settlements. His actions shows even he bi doesn't know how elections are won.

Case Study is Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump

Go and look for money - This is the first step towards winning elections globally. Elections are never cheap and are not won by fancy ideologies

Tears await the kind of persons like Peter Obi, Obinbajo who think it's fanciful talks that wins election. You folks Tinubu is a godfather out of sheer optimism ba.

Why do you think Tinubu secures Lekki Toll? What do you think he does with the unaccounted accruals disbursed as percentile commissions? Smh Youths sha


You may think the world is operated by fancy talks and ideas, but behind the doors, you'll be shocked what most people do on stage is acting




I expect Obi to participate more spiritedly. Elections are not won by laxity world wide. Do your research. Things are fought for, not given. I expect Ndigbo to wake up and put in the fight and stop wishing

Something tell me this man speaks truth.

Money answereth all things.

I think the sit-at-home is becoming rather expensive for the FG. It might be happening in the SE, but no part of Nigeria is an island and business is usually interwoven. Besides, the mounting loss of security men, arms, ammunitions, and physical structure (police station etc) cost money and time to replace.

On top of that, releasing Kanu might be of tactical or strategic value to the electioneering process. One is not too sure where he will swing or whether has has made a deal with any politician.

There are too many variables at play.

Guadom never regretted the outcome of the meeting.

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