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That bus is labelled 'RESCUE', not CHANGE.

I believe the people came out for Rochas as usual, Buhari is just hitch-riding; piggy-backing!

A little lazy to post new comment, will simple copy from old, yet relevant, one:

17. And Mini son of Mah took the weapons and gave them to thousand men. And Mini son of Mah set the men against the tents of E-cow and his bands of brigands, and routed them. E-cow fled to his fortress in the wilderness of Sambisa. But Mini the son of Mah and his men would not relent; they pursued them and many of them were felled by the swords, and many were captured.

18. And King Jonah the Able, son of Locki addressed Mini the son Mah and his men saying, “Never again will E-cow threaten us!” And the men responded chanting, “Never Again! Never Again!!”

19. And there was great rejoicing among the people of the land and they also chant, “Never Again! Never Again!!”

Excerpts from, The Tribulation of Jonah, Chapter 2: 17-19


https://www.nairaland.com/2174898/tribulation-jonah-chapter-one-verses#31228334

hehehehe

funny stuff.


Permit me to borrow from myself:

11. But the people spoke against him saying “Are you not the zealot king who put our fathers in dungeons, beat our children with horse-whips, enslaved our young men in fear and worry, and destroyed our windmills. Surely, you would do worse if given another chance!”

12. Another arose saying, “Is this not our ancient king, Mumu the son of Hari the cattle herder, wherefore did he learn the modern art of statesmanship? Show therefore thy seal of knowledge, that we may know that thou art indeed learned, diligent and able to lead us”

13. Whereupon, Mumu the son of Hari, frail by age, and wrinkled by pain and anger did address the people saying, “Verily, I swear by our laws, my seal of knowledge rests in the chamber of stronghold in the custody of their high scribe! Now let us hasten to make me king that I may defeat e-cow!”

14. But the people continue to murmur saying “He spoke untrue words; he possesses no seal of knowledge. Show us thy seal of knowledge!”

The Tribulation of Jonah the Able son of Locki, Chapter 2: 11 - 14

https://www.nairaland.com/2174898/tribulation-jonah-chapter-one-verses#31228334

Prof Ango Abdullahi Shot In Bauchi

Vanguard gathered that the former Vice Chancellor of Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria, attacked his car as soldiers shot at the car as his driver overtook a military convoy.

Did the Prof Ango attack his own car? Was before, or the soldiers shot at it? Or was it during the incident? If so, is that not foolhardy?

bestestgirl:
Dude!! that your biblical chapter was AWESOME!!!!! you are greatly talented (for he was swift in running errands indeed)

Thanks dear,

Ameachi needs redemption, having reduced himself to errand boy!

quixotic:
not true. Nobody except God is all knowing. So they all need aides even jonathan.that is why they have chief of staff. All of them. I see Amaechi in that capacity in future

So in this example, Buhari needs an aide to tell him the implication of apologizing to the extent that the aide has to cut-in in the middle of a conversation? Is Buhari that dumb?

Something seems wrong with one or two of the pictures. I believe the only good terrorist is a dead one, but I rather they don't tie their hands (legs) before or after executing them.

hehehehe
Amaechi is an errand boy

I couldn't find any better description for him!

Are they still waiting for him?

Hehehehe
He sure looks like one of the men who fit the image of She-Cow in
my Tribulation of Jonah

hehehehe

quixotic:
that is why he has a campaign manager/director so he doesn't make blunders. An apology to the journalists will lead to every other person demanding an apology and give pdp something to talk about till march 28. By citing buhari's statement, Amaechi effectively answered the question. Thats why leaders have advisers and aides. Every where in the world. So his campaign director was totally in line

In other words, without the minders, Buhari is an accident waiting to happen? He's a man incapable of doing basic thing right!

So what happen when he has to take quick decision in the absence of the minders? Interesting.



As for Amechi, the errand boy, I hope he knows what he's doing.

Not just a mistake, it's short-sightedness, aka myopia by Buhari and his junta!

Nigeria need visionary leaders, not one in advance stage of myopia, and senility!


GEJ till 2019!!

SeverusSnape:
You even tried by adding "semi"
Simple, He's an illiterate.

Hehehehe.
I'm a very generous man.

hehehehehe

How can a semi-illiterate debate with his better?

Tablet1:
Lol! Guy u're too sharp. I never make any comment on this platform before but your brilliancy has pushed me to do so now. What about mr. Stea the able son of Ling who claimed not to be the son of Corrup a killer disease that's Tion!

Thanks man.

The bolded is a story for another day, right?

Give the cow ultimatum, and go gun blazing before the time expires! The only good terrorist is the dead one!

hehehehehe, politics.

I hope Agbaje wins, Lagos needs real change to complete the unmasking of Tifnubu and his forty thieves!

daimsy:
my thoughts sha.

I know.

daimsy:
This guy should pray that Buhari doesn't win because ...
I reserve the rest.

No need for such prayer, he's already praying and preparing for GEJ's victory!

remember007:
yea tnks, pls ve been trying to move this to my Facebook page but its not working...what do i do?

You are welcome.
I hardly use facebook. I am sure some facebook savvy guys/gal will soon come to your rescue. Give it some time.

fitzmayowa:
And the barcanista "decampment" saga continues...Maybe we need PointB to write about the tribulations of barcanista Chapter One verse 1 - 20...

Lol,
It is not beyond me!

ayobase:
this is beautiful.

hope I can make use of it?

Thanks
By all means...

remember007:
WAOO... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD AND MY ROOMIE IS LIKE 'BABE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?........AM VERY IMPRESSED WITH THIS IN FACT I LOVE YOU

hehehe, I love you too.

very funny

Ishilove:
PointB, I just can't get over how funny and creative your chronicles are. Well done

I 'doof' my hat

Thanks dear, will still consider your nudge!

OAM4J:
Blessed art thou Point the son of B. May the Lord answer thy prayer and grant also unto thee that which you prayeth for me.

Mumu son of Hari did NOT put all our fathers in dungeons, only the elders of the land that wickedly spoiled the goodness of Naij did he put in dungeons.

Oh Point the son of B, will thou also join Jonah the Able, Son of Locki to ask how much did Nwo the son of Bodo 'STOLE'? For if truly Nwo the son of Bodo STOLE, though little, his place is in the deepest pit where there is gnashing of teeth and not to sit among the nobles.

Truly, Mumu son of Hari did beat our young men with horsewhips but not for evil but for the good of our young men, that they might know order and the laws of discipline. As it is written, spare the rod and spoil the child.

Oam son of Forj, as it is written in secret archives of the kingdom, Mumu son of Hari usurped power that he may bury deep in the saga, trails of gold coins he stole whence he was made overseer of the land's milk and honey! Mumu son of Hari, did hide behind the cloak of invincibility to bury deep his loots; he not only beat our children with horsewhip, some he had hung on the gallows or burnt on the stake. He threw some elders into the dungeon, and some in palace, the rest he gag, even at pain of death! Neither the gong nor the talking drum beat except to the tune he dictates!

Verily I say to you, Mumu son of Hari did these deeds not that our children mayest know order and discipline, but that we ALL mayest fear him, and pay obeisance to him, and do his bidding; that we may not ask, "Where is our gold coins?!"

Alas, I wrote this tale not wallow in Mumu the son Hari gory tales, but that ye mayest know the tribulations of Jonah the Able, son of Locki!

OAM4J:
@PointB

Point the son of B ma nigga!

1. Indeed thou art blessed by the Most High with the gift of The Scribes, for you are truly one of the noble wordsmiths in the kingdom.

2. But let it be known unto you, O Point the son of B, that the matter thou speaketh about are filled with lies and deception.

3. For Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, is a man of small mind with no clue, a man of little understanding, one that is unfit to rule a kingdom as great is Naij.

4. Many are the false accusations against Mumu the son of Hari, but the eyes of people of the land are opened and they have come to understand that Mumu the son of Hari is indeed an upright man, one among the nobles, a man whose heart is only after the prosperity of the land.

5. For Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, is afraid of Mumu the son of Hari, he knoweth that he and his chiefs shall not enjoy their spoils of the land which they have wickedly spoiled the people of Naij should Mumu the son of Hari reign over the land.

6. The deeds of Mumu the son of Hari are written in the Chronicles of Hari. How he defeated the band of thieves that raided the land before him, how he brought orderliness to the land, and after he was removed from the throne, how he was begged by one those who plotted against him to come and supervise the sharing of the milk of the land which he did to the pleasing of many people.

7. As for me and my house we have decided to support Mumu the son of Hari, for in times like this, he is good for the land and many nobles of the land of naij seek after him.

8. Therefore I counsel thee and thy followers to chose Mumu the son of Hari so that the land mayest prosper.

Oh, Oam son of Forj, judge of fora politico, you flatter me with your tongue. May your days be long, and may you walk and never stumble. May you not lack grains in your barn, nor water in your well.

Pray, Oam son of Forj, what manner of my words beareth false witness?

Did my tongue utter falsehood that grains and tubers abound in the reign of Jonah the Able, son of Locki?

Pray, whence did my tongue bear false witness against thy principal, Mumu son of Hari? Did Mumu son of Hari not put our fathers in dungeons, wherefore he threw the keys to end of earth? Did not Mumu son of Hari beat our young men with horsewhips, and unleash fear and panic on the land?

Pray what manner of falsehood have I told in my tales?

vicoloni:
This is outright plagiarism! Check the Facebook timeline of a Nigerian based in Canada (Lanre Okunola) and see for yourselves. Check also the dates on his write ups.

Why would someone be taking credit for something he did not create? It beats my imagination o

lol,

Maybe you should send him message and ask how he got it, that's after you have verified the date and time. And don't forget to check my Chronicle of Ikenna ( [url]https://www.nairaland.com/1479969/chronicle-ikenna-chapter-1-1-35 [/url] ) before embarking on your wild goose chase.

ify84:
POINT B..... ur full name, let me add it as I share on Facebook

PointB will be just fine. You are free to share!

ikevin:
While I must appreciate your imagination brof, from your work I gueSs u're from the Christian faith, if so, it is really appaling you spitting on the bible just to express your hatred towards a candidate, going ahead to add and subtract from the word of God, I really hope you appreciate the curses from God's mouth about those who do such. I am just a regular guy on the street but I really think this is taking it too far. You don't win votes through this.

Guy there is nothing like 'spitting' on the Bible, it's simply usage of language! The original bible wasn't even written it English! If I were to write it in Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa would you be saying same thing? Guy take a chill pill and relax, you are not God, nor do you speak for Him!

Ikology:
Oga you are way too smart. Thumbs up!

Thanks bros.

The point is that we (Igbos) are not yet ready to leave Nigeria; if and when we are ready no that "nothing can stop and idea which time has come!"

Ride on BIafra Radio!