₦airaland Forum

SunMusk:
There is no such, let them not fool you, I have been offered opportunity to go abroad before. The thing is not that juicey has it seems. It is very hard to make 100k USD in the US or UK in a year. Many of their citizens re not making it. Good House Rent is around 4k to 5k USD a month in abroad , if I have 5k I will stay in better place in Nigeria for a year, better side of Lekki or Ikoyi. So I will take 40k and stay in this country honestly

If one of these illegals below starts working how much do you think they'll save? Note that ALL their needs are already taken care of - they don't have to spend a penny of their salary

Af0nja:
It's really myopic that you think living in Nigeria is a mistake? Are you aware that the richest Nigerians live in Nigeria and didn't make their money abroad?

I don't think so. I KNOW so. The richest Nigerians have more than $40k, so they can put certain things in place plus can travel as they wish. Still, they have to worry about being kidnapped, etc

MarketDispatch:
Cold is too much abroad...and I'm staying in Naija...so what's the big deal in OP's question.

Believe me, it is better to go to ANY country of YOUR choice than stay in Naija for $40k

akslink:
definitely

Definitely to which choice?

KosiGee:
How old are are you mister?
You want to enter UK with $1k which is less than £1k….you’ll end up in immigration centre and if Sunak and co play their cards right as well….you’ll end up as a guest to Paul Kagame’s Rwanda.

You like to fantasize….don’t you?

My friend, doesn't have to be UK. You can go ANYWHERE.
There are places that will even pay you to stay there.
Check out video I posted above

maziude:
If you think people still leave Nigeria because of only money, then you need to have a rethink.

What good is $40k to a dead person?

Good point.
It's not all about money.
Since you can go ANYWHERE
See video below

2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRvbWOYginI

SunMusk:
With what I know now I will stay in Nigeria with the 40k, are you kidding me. Even if I don't know anything I will still take the 40k.

You'd be making a big mistake. There are places you'd save that $40k in 6 months as an illegal - plus enjoying a good life in an advanced society

Selfmotivated:
$40k is about 17,653,200.00 Nigerian Naira. Nigeria economic outlook will swallow that money within one year based on the sky rocking inflation. No going back to Sodom...

That's my pov too. It's a no brainer - if you pick where to go carefully.
And don't get into crime!

StarchAndBanga:
The $1k na one time payment dem go give me?

If na just one time payment of $1k, I go collect the $40k come from there continue my japa journey

No, you can't japa again. You'd have to stay in Naija. That's part of the deal

Folawealth090:
Chai this one no get sense ooo

GloriousGbola:
Before long youll have your papers guaranteed

Believe me many of these places need workers and actually want you there. They have de jure things in place to help you stay once you get there. You'd find the laws are not strictly enforced

[quote author=ZINNYBANKS post=118403821][/quote]Well, check out this below

Truvelisback:
They can be red too. There are people who can do that.

Most doctors have VERY BAD handwriting

sukkot:
now if a choice was placed to you. 1 million dollars cash to remain in nigeria or 5000 dollars a ticket and visa to japa to the UK or cANADA. which would you choose ?

Bros, that my topic just made front page; you are FTC

https://www.nairaland.com/7421487/abroad-guys-relocate-back-nigeria

Truvelisback:
Do doctors read people? Cuz, i don't get u.

Most doctors' hand writings are very hard to read. So according to your theory doctors would be hard-to-read people

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Truly, a person's han

efelicity:
%100 Correct.

100% my ass. In that case majority of doctors would be impossible to read type of people!

elonmuskbaby:
Now to the issue,I went to the bar after work today to relax after the day's work before heading home but I

Why not as I already know she doesn't care for sex (may be a closet lesbian)

doggedfighter:
I see so much anger in that face.

Just trying to survive on petty weed sales.

Exactly. It can be so annoying. And they leave the true big killer criminals alone

Flexguy100:
You won. The long line of foolishness I thought you won't cross, you crossed it and exceeded all my expectation!

What part of what I said is not true?
Is it that Edo wonen flock to Italy or that this type of story often emerges from it??

Flexguy100:
It would be most pitiful to attribute a certain situation to a tribe — your four years in the university + two years of masters thought you nothing! You still exude foolishness.

Plus 4 years for my Ph.D
But it's true. EDO women and ITALY are like 5&6, and this type of story usually comes from a mixture of the two!

gopina:
Which God own country

Well, it's right there on their money (see below). Which other country has that??

Japa, japa, JAPAN!

This type of story always comes from a mixture of EDO and ITALY, nothing else

mii4u:
Wow wow wow, how on earth did he do that? Or was he pressing a particular button to take the time backward bbut even at that, how come every other person has same time going for them.

inspirator1:
This one pass my analytical power. How on earth did this happen?

Yet, because it is over there, we KNOW it is hidden or not-yet-widely-available technology, A TRICK!
If it were over here we'd be 110% SURE it is juju, and ready to castigate anybody who dares suggest maybe it is not!

foolbuster:
Me too I decided not to have but at a point it just became necessary for guests. I hardly turn it on.

I considered having it for girls too. But in the end I decided that'd be fucking myself instead of fucking the girls. I decided, screw the girls

MrTed:
Be Proud of what you have and Who You ARE. Real and Original No faking. NO CLOUT...STAY HUMBLE

But reason am na my brother - how can one be proud of this eyesore. Did you look at what you posted at all??

Kajaard:
You people just tell lies without shame

On this day of reverse image search too

My humble home.
I decided not to have tv

Danisaint112:
I don't get you come again.

Some of us who said yes... e get why
When the person you are talking about is also on Nairaland, and also is the one who serves your food

A responsible husband is a husband who is responsible.

virginprincess:
Responisble husband,Do will still have responisible husbands in this country,op,i don't think any Nigeria man have an answer to this your question because they don't even know the meaning of that word ''responisble''.

Actually, you are wrong. As defined below, there are quite a few

mii4u:
The manager's majestic walk to the scene and the lady talkative nature didn't really add up.

mii4u:
The manner in which the man walked majestically to the scene, but I was fooled wen he started talking.

The way which the lady reacted to the whole thing, she was talkn too much and I was wondering why she was doing dat.

We humans WANT TO believe. We also like to think our senses can't lie to us. That's what keeps native doctors and religionists in business.

Example, this video below: how on earth did he move the time back 9 minutes??

One minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGu1H3kLsj4

mii4u:
Thanks for the video.

In retrospect what should have been the tip-off for you?

For me it was the lady - no one who knows they've just been caught acts so nonchalant

mii4u:
Actually I was fooled.

In retrospect what should have been the tip-off for you?

For me it was the lady - no one who knows they've just been caught acts so nonchalant

mii4u:
Clear how, did u provide anything to suggest they were acting it?

mii4u:
It is not staged oga, it's real. Wld u allow u to be shown to the world as someone who poisoned someone's drink or food without letting the world know it's a prank?

Paragon311:
This is seriously serious........

That Gender.

God help us all

ibechris:
Jesus...this one just shocked me.


People are evil oh.

I am even afraid now than ever.


Women of these days.

That could have been buried.

EGG on your faces!

We humans are so easy to fool!

Next time have some skepticism

One minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01AxRtkRpI