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edimolu:
pffftttt..shiooor.. E no enter! try again

It took a very busy man just 13 fûcking minutes to stage a rebuttal.lol.such a haha joke...now that's more like it...to have quickly typed this ill-fated gibberish which is best at lulling one to sleep validates you are jobless as i rightly-asserted and that my words hit you like a thousand daggers making a total-sieve outta that filthiness you regard flesh!

LEZZgoat aka postmann. i can sense your anger and agitation, it pleases mind to know i made you that way! so long dunce

edimolu:
oops...i would have recommended a 40+ old who spends eons of time on nairaland sexuality section, one who is in dire need of love.

CODE NAME:: MR lezzGoat aka postmann aka shroud, but mind you, dude hasn't been favoured with a job!...keep hunting dear...the good lord is your strength!

edimolu2:
[s]Pftttttt ode, a futile subtle-attempt in trying to remove yourself from the bottomless pit of foolishness, what a dumb shameless patient you are!

So it is now spellings you have problems with? Aren't you just a confused bastard? Your frequent wails and whinning is tantamount to that of a child! You have become weak with words!

Fearlez will not kill me oooo, chemist shop attendant? Na diss too be this ooo abi? Anyways you tried, it has been a while you called me that, just about the time i reminded you of oga panadol..please recycle this again okay? Ode

Nigga go Bleep yourself, you have been creatively spent! [/s]

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2


kindergarten!!! “Doctor says” is as old as the internet.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
WALK IN YOUR SHADOW? YOU? A SHAMELESS FASHIONLESS POVERTY STRICKEN 40 YEAR OLD UNMARRIED FOOL WHO LAYS BOAST TO HAVING A 2000 NAIRA POWER BANK? MBA,NAH NAH I'D FÛCKING MAKE A PASS MATE!

Not again, o blood of jesus, this nonentity would not murder me with his blunder-ridden pile of gibberish! what is rutt na? na by force to use grammar? once again i have revealed the totality of your education being a waste!



For your info, the word doesn't exist in most dictionaries but doing a further research gives this! so how does its meaning correlate with the sentence to which you used it? EM U EM U.olodo

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu, @ edimolu2


kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu, @ edimolu2

kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:
And who takes into account the words of a pot-valou-ed, get-online-fame-or-die-trying sociopath?

edimolu2:
This Goat once created a failed-at-the-get-go thread with a very voluminous epistle that was not graced with more than two comments, asking a very stupid and dumb question if alcohol is bad for one's health, mumu, even if you never set foot in a school, are you too lazy to do a research on that? Olodo

edimolu2:
hypocritic-dunce! so you do not know the difference between "part" and "pat" right? olodo buruku

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
Evils!!!! You captured my mind , brother. He deliberately avoided that post so those who searched his moniker wouldn't see it.

Damn!!! You're a fücking genius!!!

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
loooooooolz. He will come forth to say I am quoting myself to make him feel better than the miserable whelp he is.

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
dissed werey not disses! is your brain too hard or you are too dull to absorb corrections?

are you mad,infact you are mad,your frequent gbagaun is the only thing that can drive me nuts, it fûcking irritates me!

i said it, you possess nothing short of a chicken brain, when someone reminds you of disses to use simply means your words connote no pain and is only best making one laugh while you look stupid in the aura of recycled jargons!

ok lets talk about your mother..lol

Pleaseeeeee, we both know her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making poo and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

you mother was a known whôre....fact

edimolu2:
Drivebykiller aka postmann aka lezzGOAT

You are a brainless-fâggot (you can claim the faggât yours yet again ), a schizophrenic-bastard, a malnourished-fool and a complete-retârd to think you have got the brains and talents to school me in the ways and manners of spoken english!

edimolu2:
If you do not possess an addled-brain tantamount to that of an ill-bred monkey, you would have done a proper research on hyphens and the likes before making an outright-fool of yourself! Not like am being paid to tutor you, but listen up!

edimolu2:
Hyphens are used in many compound words to show that the component words have a combined meaning or there is a relationship between the words that make up the compound! Such categories are compound adjectives, compound verbs , compound nouns and so on!

Nevertheless, when two or more words are combined to form a modifier immediately preceding a noun, join the words by hyphens if doing so will significantly aid the reader in recognizing the compound adjective! Read on compund adjectives and come back to correct your flaws!

edimolu2:
You are the stupidest mismatch i have ever engaged in in verbal-correctness, you leaving high school a life-time-ago has seriously affected your brain-power, like i have always emphasized, you have the wits, brains and balls of a bed-ridden 90 year old

Once your ass is severly-pummelled is when you cry foul of plagiarising or lenghty replies! If you really knew how to diss, how come i quote you at will? Your disses are non-existent and fully-recycled..you should think more bro

Niccur listen up, you aint shiit, you know no shiit about me which is why you do more of weak-assumptions than wise-thinking! Till date, even with your endless epistles, you have never inflicted the tiniest of pain, i keep quoting you as i deem fit laying waste to anything of worth you possess ,making you question why life has been so unfair to you!should you rather not ask why i singled you out?

This is it!

*Fearlezz you are a very jobless nonentity!

*You are a 40+ year old fool with the wisdom of a child!

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations!

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus, an online-jagaban? do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the only old-timer on nairaland who still remains stuck in its walls, even your present cohorts are busy doing okay at least their frequent absence makes that almost believable! But here you are subjecting yourself to an illiterate like me

* only a jobless-idiot would have this innumerable count of monikers and still regard himself worthy to be called intelligent.

* You quote yourself like a sissy, without balls, dude you are a visionless man, a walking corpse waiting for his death, losing hope on life itself

Which begs the question! How do you expect to father or head a family when you can't even keep to your words? You only keep masking in that failure that sired you! Have you ever even made me stop mentioning you? I dare you to do that, but i have succeeded in you crying foul of you ignoring me when you couldn't take the heat anymore, just like your whorish mother's quest for dicks, you keep coming back

Niccur i define your life, .get that into your militant head fit to "smash a rock"

DriveByKiller:
did he actually join “boring” with an hyphen together with “fairy tale” ?

Boring is an adjective nah. Its grammatical duty is to qualify nouns nah! So why add an hyphen?
Same thing with “complete dunce “

I dub edimolu the hyphenated idiot who killed English deader than his uncles killed his mother.

Hyphens are often use as compound adjectives to create compound modifiers. e.g "attention-craving edimolu".

But how do you expect someone like edimolu who doesn’t know the difference between “am” and “I’m” to grasp more complicated English structure?

Will never grace that bedazzled human garbage with a direct correspondence ever again. His grammatical mastery is below the standard of a 13 year old truant.

edimolu:
What manner of gibberish is this na? Absence of brain-power, Shallow minded diminutive bastard, what you call grammar is what i regard basic english, words well frequented by even minors, but as a dumb troglodyte whose education is a waste, why won't such words elude your reasoning?

Your words put together reflect wretchedness, filled with monuments to nothingness, your brain shîts you not, you couldn't even hide the fact that the aura of foolishness is steadily flowing behind you with the tiny-veiled stupidity that comes with it!

Ode!

edimolu2:
...The werey dey use my lines sef, oloribuku
First he started with the use of hyphens between words, now he uses "time and again" thieving-begging bastard

edimolu2:
hahahaha, LezzGOAT, wonders never cease...lol

see this stupid-dunce quoting himself yet again, imagine this low-life and jobless mofo who is glued to nairaland telling another person to go get busy! such alarming levels of hypocrisy!

PrecisionFx:
There's no need to correct anything. Focus on the point he raised or look the other way.

DriveByKiller:
Ajaokuta L.G.A is Yoruba accestral land. 10,000 hectares gone!!!

The fact is why didn't the governor took land from Hausa/Fulani part of the state?

sarrki:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/258144-ebonyi-governor-authorises-local-chiefs-create-cattle-grazing-areas.html


Ipobs are terrorist, criminal and epidemic to global peace

edimolu2:
if you know as i dey hungry to beat craze comot your body ehn, ....you will type tire..olodo

Bros, we're only exchanging words. Why would you resort to physical attack?

Aha!!! My words and that of lezz are digging into your heart, cutting vital arteries, inflicting so much pain and emotional torture on your pathetic soul.


You're a real fool. A poor pretender. Truly, you'd make a go at it if you see me physically. You're my most tortured victim so far on this forum.

edimolu2:
bros just admit e dey pain you, so no be jss2 dem beat me again, na ss2 now, are you having brain concussions already? fool this aint fighting back, this is me making a fool of you, showcasing all your weaknesses and failures as a 40 year old!

if you know as i dey hungry to beat craze comot your body ehn, ....you will type tire..olodo

edimolu2:
buhahahaha, now you have resumed , i like that, u feel agitated and disturbed, that's sweet...i love it

but does it change the fact that this is 12:15am and you should be cuddling your woman or wife?, but never, your village people no gree make you prosper, nairaland is your girlfriend...how many times have you wânked off today?....

please tell me!

edimolu2:
see childish disses? a diss line common amongst teenagers, fell from the vagina, is this the idiot have been having a back and forth with all along? dude cant even spring up qualitative diss lines!

lezz the only idiot that can starve himself if sleep all in the name of a duel and to have the last say! hahahahahahha..

Anything just to have a semblance of a fightback.


Pathetic empty skull. Jss 2f dunce. You owe your dead mother so much. First among which is to go and look for that girl that beat you up in ss 2. So much mountainous tasks ahead of you before you can dream of facing your killer uncles.

Bloody outcast. Your mother's 9 month gestational period was all for nothing since you're this mentally impaired and biologically limited.

Woe on your miserable life that took a nose dive before it even began.

Sickle-cell-ed idiot!

edimolu2:
now he quotes me, watch as postmann account takes a rest, how have you tortured me? could you share please, nigga i quote you at will, no fear, nothing, if i feel bored, i will quote you , if i am free days, i will quote you, and you always oblige me cos you have never been busy, except wânking sessions offcourse, i quote you even when you least expect cos your stupidity never ceases to amaze me, you're meant for my very own amusement! so shall it be amen

edimolu2:
just a sentence? pained soul...you go tire, your father died in a slum, your mum was badly stoned to death, lezzgoat, what manner of death awaits you? i hope your death graces front page just like your dead folks!

life rejects like you should be euthanized at best and their skin fed to the crocs

DriveByKiller:
your father's sperm is as weak as your mother's vagina is as slackened as Christmas balloons.

You need Jesus more than dead mother's pr0stitute soul.

Here's the post: am glad your brain has finally figured that out!


What is "am glad" supposed to mean?

Your father's sperm truly lacks vital nutrients that impeded your brain growth.

Disgraceful, pathetic, lying, uneducated shitbag.

Devil rape your mother's filthy soul in bell for denying what you wrote just now.

Bastard son of snouty pig.

DriveByKiller:
The dude edimolu just makes empty cheap rants like the termite-ravaged planks that formed his mother's coffin.

The termites got to her effing corpse the very minute the bitch was lowered onto that shallow grave behind a community refuse dump.

DriveByKiller:
I just have to take exception and quote this.

At the emboldened, anyone in doubt that this boy is a fan ? A crazed, stalking, monomaniac, over-fixated fan of Lezz??

The boy studies Lezz more than he studies his destiny..

Pay attention to your life boy, you're wasting away when all you see in front of you is Lezz.

Wannabe-me faggit!

edimolu2:
he has resorted to cursing, a normal trait of lezz known to all when pummelled...

are you done with them disses already? stop typing plagiarism and diss me,abeg now, you never know who you messing with lezz....na payback be this....tormenting you with my known sobriquet, the fact that you are even hiding under the postmann account proves you being a pussy nigga