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Politics › Re: Police, Army Disagree Over 56 Arrested Herdsmen’s Whereabouts by postmann: 7:17pm On Apr 26, 2016
osystein:
lezz, is that you
No it's not lezz here.
Politics › Re: Police, Army Disagree Over 56 Arrested Herdsmen’s Whereabouts by postmann: 12:25pm On Apr 26, 2016
cococandy:
For the first time we agree
Friends don't agree in everything. But if our political persuations are identical, then our differences can be negligible.
Politics › Re: Police, Army Disagree Over 56 Arrested Herdsmen’s Whereabouts by postmann: 10:48am On Apr 26, 2016
Shame on the 17 southern governors. If anything remotely like this happened in the north, you would see emergency meetings involving high stakeholders. You would have seen several closed door meetings and issuing of threatening resolutions. One or two governors would have fearlessly pointed a finger at the president.
Some would have flown to Washington to issue threats to the unity of the country.
But here we are, facing a systematic takeover, ethnic cleasing, and economic disruption and there is no collective political response from the south.

Slavery and cowardice are near cousins.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:32pm On Apr 25, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Hollup bro!

Let's take a minute to appreciate dem awesome folks...#TeamMimzy this one's for you...

And I remember back when In my fatherland

Now am Nineteen and am richer than

If you see our view its taller than

Taller than, taller than, taller than

And Now our team is stronger than

Our manager is smarter than

All of you, all of you
All of you, all of you
Heyeee
He’s badder than
All of you, all of you
If we do our own, them go talk
If we do their own, them go talk
If we want to shít them go talk
If we want to tweet, them go talk
If we wanna go back,
Sing and rewind and just go back
If you want to know why
Sharrap your mouth and just grow up
Oh Smellymouth you be baba now
Postmann you be baba now
even Creamish sef you be mama now
mama now, mama now
LSOFDK you be baba now
TheSonOfMark you be baba now
Muva sef u be baba now
baba now,baba now
All her fans made her bigger than
Because of them she's bigger than
Some of you, some of you
Actually she's bigger than
All of you, all of you
she's bigger than
All of you, all of you...
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 9:35pm On Apr 25, 2016
MalamDanLady:
[b][s]And your parents are so proud of your inability to write properly or scale through JAMB. Seems your analphabetism and brain lesions are genealogically structured!!!

Yes they are the son of a bonehead who was too drunk to pay attention to your educational acquirement!!!

When you're not cross dressing with weave-on, you're distorting the colours of your face with cheap bleaching agents.

E-duels will only earn you pity, as cheap alcohol earned your father the job of a generator service-man that sealed the fate of your perennial illiteracy .

Pantywaist monster, you jump to bully girls into intimidating them to like you when you can't even construct a single post to express your perversion grin grin grin

Your lineage lived their entire lives on their knees under subjugation to their own peerage.


The legacy continues with you, even here on NL you're still arguably the dumbest, most despicable son of an invertebrate bug whose only importance is to make us master the virtue of temper management.


Son of a drunken reveller!!!

[/b]

grin grin grin


Softappless, hit the report button a hundred times, but I'm about to troll you in ways you'd never thought possible.

Every new moniker henceforth has got to be[/s] me. grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:53am On Apr 25, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
MY DEAR, MY LOVELY MIM.ZY. I HAVE nothing againts u or smelly.mouth,postm.ann,iamleg.end,firste.va,kazibl.ake and bumba.e. the only people i have hate,anger and hatred against are the people u choose as friends namely those forking kidults with the brain of a ghetto lab rat. namely kramfono.s,lezzli.e and muv.a. drop them and i promise enternal peace and a once in a life time opportunity to be ur friend for life and a godfather and protector of ur son. its a promise.
My brother, sainty, I understand your point and your disagreement with those you fell at odds with.
However, don't allow your misunderstanding with these people affect your judgment against others.

Remember those days when we casted our votes for Chief Great Ogboru but voted PDP at the national level? That's the same political astuteness I'm demanding from you as a brother.

I think a lot of peeps are using their painful duel with the knights as a weapon to castigate and blackmail her.

There is a great divide between _mimzy and the knights and no compaign smearing can narrow that divide.

I knew you and liked you before I knew you're a brother. Let that count for something.
Please say no to the on going _mimzy blackmail and character assassination by some vindictive people who deliberately refused to see this great divide.

#SPREADTHETRUTH
#SPREADLOVE
#CELEBRATEBEAUTY



#TEAMMIMZY
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 6:30pm On Apr 23, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
OK SIR, im on standby just like a soldier in war front expecting your pms.
It is settled brother. ONE LOVE!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 6:25pm On Apr 23, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
hmmm then a brother will gladly help if its withing my power. u know GOD own all powers.
Of course GOD owns all powers. But whom GOD has bequeathed some good measure, I'm apt to spot. please be expecting my PM im the following week.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 6:09pm On Apr 23, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
no bro absolutely no, im not angry.
grin grin grin
Then a brother needs you! Bring your high sense of networking to a brother's course. I find you worthy and of immense value.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 5:49pm On Apr 23, 2016
BlackAnus:
too much story driveth a man mad angry

In other words

You are a motherfucker angry

Kill this account and 10 more will take its place

Motherfucker angry

You just signed your destitution at Google's gate. Now I'll make you a constant beggar of new email accounts.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 5:36pm On Apr 23, 2016
BlackAnus:
yes motherfucker angry

If you're worthy of your sweat and the weight of your body mass, you wouldn't need to hide under a new moniker.

A virtual coward has died a zillion times even while having oxygen in his lungs.

I'm a specialist at terminating ghost accounts. And this account of yours will die before the 100 benchmark . Demented cuckoo.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 5:23pm On Apr 23, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
yeah bro im back, old things have pass away and everytin has become new.
Sure bro. Are you still angry @ she whom I support?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 11:19am On Apr 23, 2016
Saintsamurai, I see you bro!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:08am On Apr 23, 2016
MRNipples:
VOTE https://www.nairaland.com/edwife for miss nairaland. aka madam succulent as the queen of chelsea the blues._ postmann,_smellymouth, _cutehector hw una check her?
Hey bro, just saw your mention.
I saw the _edwife profile. Good to know she's a blue supporter.

But _Mimzy stole my heart some months ago. It was an easy decision to separate the blue appeal from the radiance of _Mimzy.
Her eyes lay a grip on my heart and until I close it in bliss with the kiss of my vote and support, I remain #Teammimzy.


As for _edwifie, we will get to know eachother better when Conte arrives. wink

What's up with the SS handle?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:06am On Apr 23, 2016
MRNipples:
VOTE https://www.nairaland.com/edwife for miss nairaland. aka madam succulent as the queen of chelsea the blues._ postmann,_smellymouth, _cutehector hw una check her?
Hey bro, just saw your mention. I saw the _edwife profile. Good to know she's a blue supporter.

But _Mimzy stole my heart some months ago. It was an easy decision to separate the blue appeal from the radiance of _Mimzy.
Her eyes lay a grip on my heart and until I close it in bliss with the kiss of my vote and support, I remain #Teammizzy.


As for _edwifie, we will get to know eachother better when Conte arrives. wink

What's up with the SS handle?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 4:39pm On Apr 22, 2016
MRNipples:
yeah bro, i knew dey were going to open it, this is just not an ordinary thread, the miss and mr nairaland thread its like a tradition in nairaland, and u know no man can stop tradition.
grin grin grin
True talk.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 4:16pm On Apr 22, 2016
MRNipples:
YES SIR, i will be d one to wake u up. good afternoon.
Good afternoon bro! I saw they reopened the thread after closing it yesterday.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 4:10pm On Apr 22, 2016
MRNipples:
hehe bro na tommorow e go over.
I'm expecting a rap on my door first thing tomorrow morning as soon as saint walks out of confinement
grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 3:52pm On Apr 22, 2016
refiner:
....sure!....d fire in here is much more hotter dan hell itself!

don't u fink so?
Fire is only an element of passion and desire.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 3:39pm On Apr 22, 2016
refiner:
...thought dis thread was shut down!....what happened...who opened it?undecidedsad
Do you want it shut down?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 11:56am On Apr 21, 2016
Gabadaya:
you nearly made tears drop form my eyes, I'm DM'ing you righ away! cheesy
And I'll be at the terminal waiting. I'll have no problem picking you from the crowd. A queen is rare in essence and carriage.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 11:43am On Apr 21, 2016
[b]For the few ladies and gentlemen here present; While I wish to issue this brief statement, it is my no means binding to your beliefs and judgments. You're all free to resort to any means necessary to bring your respective nominees the much coveted crown of MISS NL.

But let this goes for the record, that the woman (Mimzy)whom I happen to support is a charming soul who is here to make friends and have fun. This contest is not a do or die matter for her. And she'll never sink as low as to witch hunt or slander anyone. If before this contest she has offended anyone, I oblige he or she to come forth and make a statement to that effect.

But to start casting aspersions and slandering just to mar her fame and reputation is unsportsmanly. If you think she's ugly and brainless, then you're free to say so, for every beauty contestant must come under such judgments. But going personal and malicious and fabricating all manner of fables against her take the compaign into a bad precept. And we truly don't want that.

Let the campaign be civil and decent. It's only a beauty contest, a virtual one for that matter.
Thanks for your attention. [/b]
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 11:11am On Apr 21, 2016
Gabadaya:
Awwwwwwwwww.... Who are you! Okay I'll get back to you at my close of work then.
I'm just a man taken by your aura.
Lend me your heart for it is golden and fearless
Bring your presence nigh
And feed my curiosity.
You live in my head now
I travel in bewilderment
Imaging your firm hands and strong thighs
A warrioress yet a queen.
Your bow is strong
Your arrows splint the hearts of your enemies.
A cold laugh springs from your lips
As they are frozen in horror.
What is the shade of the brown in your eyes?
Coffee-dark or chocolate brown?
A table and two glasses
Our voice be our company
Our eyes locked in a curious embrace.
A drink of your choice.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:43am On Apr 21, 2016
MRNipples:
[s]FROM A BABY MAMA TO STEALING OF SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD. A LADY with these questionable traits can never be miss nairaland, as in never.[/s]
Sainty! Sainty! Sainty! I don't like slander. Esp from you, my very own.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:41am On Apr 21, 2016
MRNipples:
[s]FROM A BABY MAMA TO STEALING OF SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD. A LADY with these questionable traits can never be miss nairaland, as in never.[/s]
Sainty! Sainty! Sainty! I don't like slander. Esp from you my very own.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:32am On Apr 21, 2016
Gabadaya:
My dear thanks but I don't think we are in the same states

There are no distance wide enough, no laws strong enough to deter my desire from beholding the eyes of she who has struck me with her grace and astuteness.
You only have to say and I'll set sail.
I'll simply break the laws for you, my mystery lady!

wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 10:15am On Apr 21, 2016
Gabadaya:
Truth be told this is the dumbest thing I've read this year! I can't believe I read this to the end! My dear, any contest tagged "MISS" is a beauty contest and lanicky does not fit the bill. Let's be honest, if this wasn't an e-thing, do you think she'll have the effrontery to stand in the midst of true beauty queens? People who look like lanicky are the type that served us drinks and swept the floor when I contested and won 1st runner twice in 5 pagents hunie, 5 pageants! This is a shame dear, all i see is a group of people trying to force their friend on nairalanders. Simple.

Once a queen always a queen. And you have spoken as a true queen. Bold yet gentle. You're like an unwanted guest with a radiance no door man can resist.

I really wanna buy you a drink
wink cheesy
Politics › Re: PHOTO: See What This Kid Was Spotted Doing by postmann: 9:59am On Apr 21, 2016
EVarn:
I think buhari's mode of governance is myopic and a tad unrealistic for a republic of thieves like Nigeria.
There seem to be a few boldly stimulating policies like TSA,non devaluation policy and naira-yuan trade agreement,however,the general assessment tells us that the APC-led federal government is ill-prepared for the cold thrills of power.
I sincerely hope that they get their acts together and put the nation into order.
You couldn't have said it any better, bro. But I fear that this administration hasn't shown any real character that suggests it could pull off from this mess and gain back the people's confidence and trust. I think APC will go down with this administration.

They're all the same to me though.
Romance › Re: Senior Guys In The House ONLY by postmann: 11:00pm On Apr 20, 2016
It's a simple puzzle @OP. He loves the guy more and care more about his feelings hence your relationship with her is a secret to the guy.

Take a time out and seat her down. And ask her for an honest talk about her true feelings for this guy, and you'll hear it.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 6:32pm On Apr 20, 2016
nitwitfabian:
She could just hv said sorry. Instead of putting so much effort into proving she didnt make a mistake. even you just admitted it was a mistake. She nevr did.

I thought she was all that too until the post happened

Few pages down this thread hold boldly her acknowledgment of being not the original author to the post. But I understand the high expectations laid on her shoulders to remain calm even in the face of persistent malice and accusations.

She's been charged with the poise and decorum of a queen already grin

And that she will be, by GOD's grace!!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 6:14pm On Apr 20, 2016
MRNipples:
well bro its all good, i will follow u with my saintsamurai moniker, its on leave now but by saturday morning, it will be back.
Okay bro. Saturday it is. I'll hang on to follow back.

Thanks bro. Struggle continues!

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