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Celebrities › Re: Freeze: Tiwa Savage, I'm Disappointed by postmann: 8:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
JoeBlocks:
You see, when you like someone, its good you pay attention to every comment they make, just so you don't end up making the mistake Teebillz and Tiwa made.
grin grin grin
You couldn't have said it any better. Misandry is becoming a virulent ailment among some contemporary women.
Celebrities › Re: Freeze: Tiwa Savage, I'm Disappointed by postmann: 8:06pm On Apr 30, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Honestly babe, I think you have serious issues... My likeness for you is slowly slipping away after reading this comment.
You've been on an endless rampage, my man with continous systematic shelling.

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 6:14pm On Apr 30, 2016
HurricaneMIMZY:
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All eyes on Mimzy.Too bad the others don't look this fly/
They're wrinkled - something like tye and dyecheesy/
It's making grown folks cry, "TeamMimzy's too versatile!"/
And everyone sighs, "Mimzy's celebrated than Valentine"/
Like, "She's sweeping like hurricane and her rep' is high"/
They purr in their sleep at the illusional sounds of Mimzy saying, "Hi"/
When she sees them spew hate, "Bye"/
It's Queen Mimzy's domain so the LAWS are BYE /
Act civil, boys. Adorn a tie/
It's beauty WAR so she slays - PRETTY SUMARAI!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3661234_56395_jpegde82e0d08279e466aa34573634cc1b8b

#VoteNotFight #VoteOriginality
#VoteCreativity
#VoteBeauty
#VoteBrains
#VoteClass
#VoteMissAsMissNairaland2016



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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 9:07am On Apr 30, 2016
TheDarknight:
[b]It's time to make a choice.

It's a tough decision

But we must stand on the path honesty .

Listen to your heart and the voice of truth.

Are you for sale? How much is your conscience worth? Are you one of them...

Those who vote for loyalty or for truth?

It isnt about banners or campaigns or rants and hate.

It's about your sense of pure beauty and your conscience

So when the waiting is done
And it's time for the moment of truth,

Are you going to be good enough?

To lead the way for truth ?

To Be the first to break away from offline bullying?

Be the first of you, don't live the lie

Be the first to Vote Mimzy

Let's take the first steps to unrobe needless sentimentalism in Romanceland,
And all of Nairaland will walk in our wake!
It starts from here!

Just before you cast that vote,
You'll discern the voice of the bullies and the voice of your conscience;

What you decide is what you're made of!

I'm the first of Me, be the first of You.

#VoteMimzy Still.



Dygeasy,
please could you give us a time frame of the duration of this campaign time line?

It will help us/everyone strategize and manage their resources and time effectively and appropriately.

We don't wish to be taken by surprise of a sudden announcement, thank you!
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 9:04am On Apr 30, 2016
Evathyst:
[/b] When I was young, I used to look up at the sky and wonder which of the sky's star is the brightest. Sometimes, I'll walk from my street to the next still in search of that sky's brightest star. But one day, I got favoured by providence and I found my life-long passion. THE SKY'S BRIGHTEST STAR....[b]



[/b] It's no other person that the ELEGANT, the BEAUTIFUL, the ADORABLE, the IMPECCABLE, the LOVABLE, the DESIRABLE, the UNASSAILABLE, the AMICABLE MIMZY.[b]



[/b]Let's all rise to our feet as we celebrate the Next Miss Nairaland 2016; MIMZY![b]


[/b]MIMZY![b]
[/b]MIMZY!![b]
[/b]MIMZY!!! [b]
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 9:02am On Apr 30, 2016
Evathyst:
Pretty Babe! If you believe that like attracts like, then you should know who's like you among all the contestants. wink


I just checked your profile pix now, and permit me to recommend to you a contestant whose CV matches your desirability.


- Talk of BEAUTY, she's STUNNING.
- Talk of STYLE, she's CLASSY.
- Talk of PHYSIQUE, She's ENDOWED.
- Talk of BRAIN, She's INHERENTLY GIFTED.


What more can one want from a contestant? wink wink



[/b]CHOOSE WISELY, CHOOSE MIMZY FOR MISS NAIRALAND[b]



[/b]OTHERS MAY BE GOOD, BUT MIMZY IS THE BEST[b]
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann:
demiladegold:
i have been wanting to do this for a very long time but i was worried about letting people down, but i realized i wasn't doing this for anyone. this is for me and i have the right to make the right decisions for myself.

i,demiladegold is backing down from the miss nairaland pageant for reasons best known to me. i'm sorry if this sounds rude but i only owe my campaign team explanations and i would be sure to explain things to them.

i know people here can be very funny and make this announcement into a joke but i don't. ive got my mind made up and if you choose to quote me wrongly you are on your own.


and before i forget, i'm giving my support to both mimzy and lanicky for now.......



XOXO
A kiss of bravery on your rosy cheeks
Standing tall in clenched fists
A woman of honour and high prestige
You make your own path and bridge
Your withdrawal cast a dim light
But having your support is a delight

Demiladegold, your support for mimzy is highly appreciated.


TEAMMIMZY BLAZING ON THE WHEELS!!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 8:45pm On Apr 29, 2016
Knightngale:
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Mimzy!
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples:
mine have been wonderful, its been rainy since morning, so im indoors having fun with with dstv remote control, surfing nairaland,video games and and almost emptying d refridgerator.
Relaxing mode: activated! grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann:
Yo, it's TEAMMIMZY hitting your airwaves once again
Rhymes dropping like rain, that's what we do
We spontaneous like that!!!!



I spit my rhymes from the PULPIT
Take up your notes and jot THIS
I'll be splitting the sea asunder like MOSES
As I take you through the sacramentals in STAGES
From Genesis y'all thought we ROOKIES
Now in Exodus we showing you how to do THIS
Up in the stage making you shake this is LEVITICUS
We making the rules, setting the pace y'all can't SEE US
MIMZY keep swaying the crowd with good MANNERS
We growing in bumper and this is NUMBERS
We be singing HALLELUJAH
Blessing the Name of THE MOST HIGH!




The road to truth and beauty: www.nairaland.com/mimzy
VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann:
Yo, it's TEAMMIMZY hitting your airwaves once again
Rhymes dropping like rain, that's what we do
We spontaneous like that!!!!



I spit my rhymes from the PULPIT
Take up your notes and jot THIS
I'll be splitting the sea asunder like MOSES
As I take you through the sacramentals in STAGES
From Genesis y'all thought we ROOKIES
Now in Exodus we showing you how to do THIS
Up in the stage making you shake this is LEVITICUS
We making the rules, setting the pace y'all can't SEE US
MIMZY keep swaying the crowd with good MANNERS
We growing in bumper and this is NUMBERS
We be singing HALLELUJAH
Blessing the Name of THE MOST HIGH!




The road to truth and beauty:www.nairaland.com/mimzy
VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 6:17pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples:
VERY TRUE BRO. thanks for the advice. hws ur day been going?
Smooth, my brother
Just a little tedious. Yours?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 5:42pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples:
yeah ure right bro, promise to be on my best behaviour when im realease 4rm bars on monday. dnt want my ss handle to be inactive.
Just stick to your words on this and you'll be alright.
Nothing here is worth fighting for.
At the end of the day, we all lay our heads on the pillow and count reality from virtual.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 5:40pm On Apr 29, 2016
HurricaneMIMZY:



Where's the rap tourney? /

We'd come blazing and gunning/

Whoelse can match the freestyle lyrics TeamMimzy's churning?/

At this POINT, it's a live-broadcast that the game is TURNING/

It isn't THANKSGIVING DAY yet we grilling 'em like TURKEYS /

They're using styles - DADDY SHOWKEY/

Mimzy's moves so recent -SHOKI/

TeamMimzy's playing THOR, the others are LOCKI!/





That's how we do it, brother.



#TeamOriginality #TeamCreativity
#TeamMimzy
#VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 5:39pm On Apr 29, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Alryt,legend out to deliver his closing statement/leave you suckers in binds,total enslavement/➡
TeamMimzy stepping, clubs in hand,we a bunch of savage cavemen/➡We'll like to see how ur little brains look,splattered on NL's pavement/➡ur carcass going so deep,10ft beneath the basement/➡díck waving contest,ours got the ladies out of breath - respiratory ailments

we always been one step ahead from the get go/➡Mimzy handling magnums,y'all stepping with crossbows/➡HurricaneMimzy has been a rainbow/➡Nicky's been pissing on it,the pageant's resident rhino./
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 5:37pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples:
no problem bro, here we got cold whether here. my ss handle was place on bars bcaus of firsteva.
angry
That's a sad one. She's a good friend of yours no doubt.
But not to worry, no one can hold you down.
We'll talk about it.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 4:54pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples:
BROther its indeed a long time, im doing fine and u?
I'm doing just fine. The hot weather isn't friendly for outdoor activities.

I promised to PM you this week but I put in on hold when I realised your SS handle is under bars.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 3:00pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples, how're we doing? Been a long time, huh?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 2:59pm On Apr 29, 2016
Evathyst:
Waiting patiently for the inauguration and freshers' orientation party. cheesy cheesy


You know I thought deeply about who to support for this year's contest, only one name keeps coming to my mind. If I turn left, I'll hear 'Mimzy'. I turn right, it's 'Mimzy'. I go forward, it's 'Mimzy'. I look up to the sky, it's 'Mimzy' that is written there. It was then it dawned on me that 'Vox Populi, Vox dei'. The voice of the people is the voice of God. Just like the Biblical David, Mimzy is the annointed one. cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 2:54pm On Apr 29, 2016
telemapreye1:
This campaign no be small thing o

Mimzy

Mimzy

Mimzy

Mimzy

Mimzy

You want beauty and brain vote mimzy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 2:50pm On Apr 29, 2016
zeburudaya:
[size=18pt]By the powers, muscles and akpu obi gbara aji invested in me by Chukwu Okike Abiama, I Honorable Doctor Chief Zeburudaya Okoroigwenwogbo alias 430, hereby endorsement nwa ada Mimzy as Miss Nairaland nke afo 2016. Onye mara asu, osuo n'ikwe; onye na amaghi asu, osuo na ala.
Ka Chineke mezie okwu.[/size]
Politics › Re: Will President Buhari Just Celebrate 1 Year In Office Without Any Achievements? by postmann:
firstEVA:
There is a lot to celebrate, corruption has reduced by a reasonable percentage. The foundation to build a great county is being dug.










Vote mimzy for Miss Nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/mimzy
A queen said this; I'll let it pass.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 12:43pm On Apr 29, 2016
MUVA:
Mimzyphenol is a word class selling drug known to subdue all strains of HATEroviruses such as: Envyteria, Angeritis and fearophobia.

Mimzyphenol is made with the finest blend of chemicals & herbs like Classyzin, Humilitezole, Beautytocin, Brainyfantrine and Friendlymether


Two capsules of Mimzyphenol a-day keeps the High-BP away! cheesycheesy


gringringringrin
Politics › Re: Fulani Menace:why Enugu State Should Act Wisely by postmann: 11:10am On Apr 29, 2016
You're right bro. This federal government is far from sincere and competent.
Well armed vigilantes in all the rural area is the way to go.
Politics › Re: Will President Buhari Just Celebrate 1 Year In Office Without Any Achievements? by postmann: 10:59am On Apr 29, 2016
Sound question. There's nothing to celebrate actually.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:43am On Apr 29, 2016
TheDarknight:
The greatest threat to our culture aren't even the West or its media and PR; it's our brainwashed sisters and brothers who are domiciled there and have become mental muppets and intellectually subliminal!!!


They parade here, this thread, trying to justify why they are slaves.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 7:28am On Apr 29, 2016
HurricaneMIMZY:
Yes! You've got UNDERTAKER lines, man -you're a LEGEND. cheesy

They are all copying TeamMimzy's rap campaign. TeamMimzy : Setting the pace while the others tag along! cheesy




Chase the DARKness, o Team of the Light/

TeamMimzy's quelling REBELlion - the Queen reigns so no strife/

She's the full version - others are LITEs/

Welcome aboard the team, black, white or striped/

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3655178_56388_jpegbef87db987c0da28eb9eade9e5a10678

This is the real BEAUTIFUL BLACK...wink



Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 7:28am On Apr 29, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
See dem smellos crawling out under dark skies/

They couldn't compete when the sun shined bright/

#TeamMimzy was too furious,no break light/

Got them feeding on dirt,Awon saprophytes/

on ur feet our Queen, step into the limelight/

You'll still be here after they run outta megabytes/

You the real star,all the rest na satellites/

You've got contestants exposing thighs, real stage fright/

already got dem e-corpses,all we need is a burial site./
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 7:19am On Apr 29, 2016
TheDarknight:
I'm loggin' in to pollution & confusion in NL

I'm breathing inn [b]Mïmzy's
fragrance uhhhr swell

I'm breaking out of deceit, are you shaping in?

I'm shaping up to the truth, are you fitting in?

I'm raising my flag, welcome to the new age

Old system grinds away today, it's a new stage

We're painting Nairaland red, it's a revolution

I'm donning my clothes to fit right in, it's evolution

the heat melts my bones, mimzy's pics in my system

Your mind does auto-pilot as your fingers flick 'em

Take my hand let's get in front of the crowd... I'm Mimzy-active [/b]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3654067_img20160415222707_jpegffcb21d9015e17ae31c9ba9600bf01c9
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 7:20pm On Apr 28, 2016
slyIsaac:
Who is the Best Contestant so far?
MIMZY!!


Wait let's hear others!

MIMZY!!!


Is she the Only one contesting?

She's the only one we KNOW!! the only one we WANT MIMZY!!!


I understand the Excitement,But Is she the only---

MIMZY!!!!


Wait!,Lemme Talk first!


No time for talk MIMZY!!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!!




Are you kidding me, Quiet Plea...*


MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!!



Alright!...Alright!!... Were do I Find Tis MIMZY??



RIGHT HERE!!
www.nairaland.com/mimzy

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WOW!!.. I know I shouldn't be Biased but She's the one for the JOB!!!!

MIMZY!!
MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!!


MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!




Be smart Join the #WinningTEAM
•JOin #teamMIMZY!!
•Vote #MIMZY!!!
•#TrendMIMZY!!!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 7:07pm On Apr 28, 2016
HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo! They are coming through but TeamMimzy's always ahead. We brought the RAP CAMPAIGN. It's the Freestyle Team Numero Uno. Witty lines in REAL-TIME. Let's go!

[size=14pt]It's the gathering of royals, no time for PHONEYS /
Mimzy's with the throne- she's this competition's 'OLORI'/
Yes, you can follow me/
TeamMimzy's got more to share like FALCONEY cheesy/
Firsteva, join and enjoy the view from this BALCONY /
Creamish, move your feet , sway like it's stereo beats from SONY/

I just got a mail from the POSTMANN/
He's like, "Team Mimzy's topping the chart, man"/
I'm like, 'We're making history and everyone's a foreman/
RaumDeuter giving the PEP talk and/
So I 'listen' like KINGSLEY cool , Coman/
This isn't fiction. It's reality and destiny in a romance!

[/size]


#HurricaneMimzy2016
#VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by postmann: 6:42pm On Apr 28, 2016
What's your grudge with me?
Leave the poor girl be
Why're you hating on me?
Leave the poor girl be

My heart is for your rip
But let go of her sleave
We have a bone to pick?
Let her rest her back

Here I am take me
Let go of mimzy
My chest is bare so take your aim
Mimzy ain't the one to blame

What's your grudge with me?
Let the poor girl be
But swords are for men
Let go the women and children

Take your best shot if you will
But ain't no stopping this wheel
Mimzy ahead of the pack
All they can do is bark.

VOTE MIMZY MISS NL 2016

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