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Evathyst:
Waiting patiently for the inauguration and freshers' orientation party.


You know I thought deeply about who to support for this year's contest, only one name keeps coming to my mind. If I turn left, I'll hear 'Mimzy'. I turn right, it's 'Mimzy'. I go forward, it's 'Mimzy'. I look up to the sky, it's 'Mimzy' that is written there. It was then it dawned on me that 'Vox Populi, Vox dei'. The voice of the people is the voice of God. Just like the Biblical David, Mimzy is the annointed one.

telemapreye1:
This campaign no be small thing o

Mimzy

Mimzy

Mimzy

Mimzy

Mimzy

You want beauty and brain vote mimzy

zeburudaya:
[size=18pt]By the powers, muscles and akpu obi gbara aji invested in me by Chukwu Okike Abiama, I Honorable Doctor Chief Zeburudaya Okoroigwenwogbo alias 430, hereby endorsement nwa ada Mimzy as Miss Nairaland nke afo 2016. Onye mara asu, osuo n'ikwe; onye na amaghi asu, osuo na ala.
Ka Chineke mezie okwu.[/size]

firstEVA:
There is a lot to celebrate, corruption has reduced by a reasonable percentage. The foundation to build a great county is being dug.










Vote mimzy for Miss Nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/mimzy

MUVA:
Mimzyphenol is a word class selling drug known to subdue all strains of HATEroviruses such as: Envyteria, Angeritis and fearophobia.

Mimzyphenol is made with the finest blend of chemicals & herbs like Classyzin, Humilitezole, Beautytocin, Brainyfantrine and Friendlymether


Two capsules of Mimzyphenol a-day keeps the High-BP away!

TheDarknight:
The greatest threat to our culture aren't even the West or its media and PR; it's our brainwashed sisters and brothers who are domiciled there and have become mental muppets and intellectually subliminal!!!


They parade here, this thread, trying to justify why they are slaves.

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yes! You've got UNDERTAKER lines, man -you're a LEGEND.

They are all copying TeamMimzy's rap campaign. TeamMimzy : Setting the pace while the others tag along!

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Chase the DARKness, o Team of the Light/

TeamMimzy's quelling REBELlion - the Queen reigns so no strife/

She's the full version - others are LITEs/

Welcome aboard the team, black, white or striped/

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This is the real BEAUTIFUL BLACK...

IamLEGEND1:
See dem smellos crawling out under dark skies/

They couldn't compete when the sun shined bright/

#TeamMimzy was too furious,no break light/

Got them feeding on dirt,Awon saprophytes/

on ur feet our Queen, step into the limelight/

You'll still be here after they run outta megabytes/

You the real star,all the rest na satellites/

You've got contestants exposing thighs, real stage fright/

already got dem e-corpses,all we need is a burial site./

TheDarknight:
I'm loggin' in to pollution & confusion in NL

I'm breathing inn [b]Mïmzy's fragrance uhhhr swell

I'm breaking out of deceit, are you shaping in?

I'm shaping up to the truth, are you fitting in?

I'm raising my flag, welcome to the new age

Old system grinds away today, it's a new stage

We're painting Nairaland red, it's a revolution

I'm donning my clothes to fit right in, it's evolution

the heat melts my bones, mimzy's pics in my system

Your mind does auto-pilot as your fingers flick 'em

Take my hand let's get in front of the crowd... I'm Mimzy-active [/b]

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slyIsaac:
Who is the Best Contestant so far?
MIMZY!!


Wait let's hear others!

MIMZY!!!


Is she the Only one contesting?

She's the only one we KNOW!! the only one we WANT MIMZY!!!


I understand the Excitement,But Is she the only---

MIMZY!!!!


Wait!,Lemme Talk first!


No time for talk MIMZY!!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!!



Are you kidding me, Quiet Plea...*


MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!
MIMZY!!!!!!!


Alright!...Alright!!... Were do I Find Tis MIMZY??



RIGHT HERE!!
www.nairaland.com/mimzy

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WOW!!.. I know I shouldn't be Biased but She's the one for the JOB!!!!

MIMZY!!
MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!!

MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!
MIMZY!!!




Be smart Join the #WinningTEAM
•JOin #teamMIMZY!!
•Vote #MIMZY!!!
•#TrendMIMZY!!!!

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo! They are coming through but TeamMimzy's always ahead. We brought the RAP CAMPAIGN. It's the Freestyle Team Numero Uno. Witty lines in REAL-TIME. Let's go!

[size=14pt]It's the gathering of royals, no time for PHONEYS /
Mimzy's with the throne- she's this competition's 'OLORI'/
Yes, you can follow me/
TeamMimzy's got more to share like FALCONEY /
Firsteva, join and enjoy the view from this BALCONY /
Creamish, move your feet , sway like it's stereo beats from SONY/

I just got a mail from the POSTMANN/
He's like, "Team Mimzy's topping the chart, man"/
I'm like, 'We're making history and everyone's a foreman/
RaumDeuter giving the PEP talk and/
So I 'listen' like KINGSLEY , Coman/
This isn't fiction. It's reality and destiny in a romance!

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#HurricaneMimzy2016
#VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

IamLEGEND1:

➡...Hey pretty girl with your sexy body
➡Me like the way you move, you dey make me soji
➡Mr. DJ you too sabi
➡So pon the selense for this party
➡Baby girl make you come to Daddy
➡Make you sip some Hennessey and Bacardi
➡Daddy go rock you steady
➡Cos you got me going on
➡Na the wey you dey do me, dey move dey make dey trowey
➡Na the thing wey you do make me wan pop rosey

➡As a party starter (party starter)
➡I come here to scatter (come here to scatter)
➡If you no fit enter (no fit enter)
➡Make you go get fundamental
➡And do as I do, do as I do, do as I do eh
➡do as I do, do as I do, do as I do eh
➡As I dey do, you dey do
➡As I dey move, you dey move
➡do as I do, do as I do, do as I do eh

#SAIMIMZY

IamLEGEND1:

↕It's fuse ha ha I am legend
↕See I just came back from Rivers
↕And I wanna share this things
↕They are always doing over there
↕Postmann try to show MIMZY how to do it
↕He sat HER down in this place
↕And he said to HER,MIMZ!!!!!

➡Nobody wanna see U rising
➡And when U do it they don't even like it
➡They just wanna see U deep in crisis
➡Drive yourself you don't need no license
➡Halla her she can even ride it
➡Go ahead move your feet just like this
➡Then he showed HER the latest
➡You wan cope with them haters.....Oya!

TheDarknight:
EULOGY TO LEZZ/LEZZLIE

we shall remember you always!

[b]
From the rubble of banishment of Lezz/Lezzlie births a Princess and a prospective Queen!

Rarely does Nature bequeaths humanity with the gift of beauty, intelligence, decorum, humility, grace and manners.

We are privileged to be part of this golden moment, like an eclipse, we have witnessed Mimzy in our mist as she takes us through the winding and smooth plains of her enthralling life.

A life full of kindness, compassion and brillaince, and good judgement.

After the scathing attacks and avalanche of abuses from the opposing camps, she maintained her cool and compusure; The hallmark of a true queen who is intelligent, strikingly beautiful and composed to be the face of Nairaland.


As lezz/lezzlie's emissary, i bear to you his last wish and favour he beseeches of you his dear friends/mentors

So sad he's no more to convey directly this message of good will and appreciation of your revered friendship and support.....

But he presents to you his departing ornament of aesthetic stunner, Mimzy!

Look into her eyes, and you'll see more than what you've always held in common with lezz/lezzlie; The Beauty of life!!!







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Let's make her the Queen
5minsmadness
Joshcoli
Crazibone
Donodion
Nexxy007
TV01
nisai
Dragonking
adamskutty
agaugust (those southies got their hands full)

winner01 ( my conscience preener)

icedbeatz

chukwubuzor123 ( hope you haven't stopped penning poems)
iAmCharis ( hope this isnt too much of an asking)

Justeenaleo (beauty with a knack of literature)
Olsoo
PhonePlanet (Ios and Android still?)
PunterTim
mustydeen
olardimeji
uncjay
Fribery
yanabasee
JUSTbuchi
BlaqCoffee109 (patriotic beauty)
mykohayz
mzvyne
Aviero
shaddokPomelo
blym4real
TeejayMaya , rawgame, 
tomakint,
sagieramos
rubsaphy
Dheartless,
Edipee
Propene
kevinberry
Abee79,
oloyede252
integrity85
Dklef
Bosville
RiloKiley
bucacino
Senna
hatbricker
gallantsoldiers
virginboy1
Phut
Nurtay
Nafizzey
joseph1832
lexaydfg
paschu
Silkmoth33
KaBabs1
BossKratos
Dcholeric
Angel09
DRISKLEF
aforti
Tizwizweezy
HaneefahRN
SweetieConstie
donephi
usmanspihn
romme2u
Silkmoth33
Edipee
DavidKissinger
bucacino
Hazardhandsome
Boyolity
Greycious
proudlyme
tomdon
Antina
3rdlegxxx
Homguy
Henry120
Henry240



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Smellymouth:
Mimzy, I am dedicating this John Legend's HIT track to you.. You are a good and true friend and I thank Allah for bringing you my way..

We're growing stronger everyday now
It feels so good and there's no doubt
I will stay with you as each morning brings sunrise
And the flowers bloom in springtime
On my friendship you can rely
And I'll stay with you

Oh I'll stay with you through the ups and the downs
Oh I'll stay with you when no one else is around
And when the dark clouds arrive
I will stay by your side
I know we'll be alright
I will stay with you

SaiMimzy!!!

Smellymouth:
[b]MIMZY

you are the one that I look at as heavenly
you are the one that I adore
and I know I can die for you see

My angel
the one that makes me smile
my angel
the one that gives me joy
the one that makes me strong
when I'm in the midst of temptation
you are the one that makes me feel
like I'm a ruler of a blessed nation

So I say I dey feel like MUVA eee!
because you love (love me)
I dey feel like IamLEGEND1 !
because you care for me
(care for me care for me)
I dey feel like Lalastikh.lala
because you fine like Jadekitana

I dey feel like Cremish
because you dey burn my heart
dey like Lezzlie
because you dey fight for me
(fight for me)
I dey feel like postmann ooo
because you dey high me
(high me)

See see this love! eeh
no be small matter
(matter matter)
me and you mimzy

Go dey together forever (ever ever)
and no other man
can put us asunder (asunder)
that's why I promise to love you

till the end of my life (life life)
see this girl
I dey harsh for her matter
If you try her no be small quanta
me and you go enter the same
one bata (bata)

Mimzy I see ya!! [/b]

Oahray:
Awww... Nice lines!

ValerianSteel:
You are indeed very clueless.No point trying to charge a dead battery cell,that my friend is what you are

Bye.

ValerianSteel:
[s]You claimed Monogamy is a christian law instituted even in Scandinavian countries that are largely atheist nations and the only countries on earth today that faced no opposition to same-sex marriage legalization.

Tell me how Christian laws crept into Scandinavian Marital Systems?

In fact,Scandinavia was fully pagan centuries before the advent of Christianity and Monogamy was the institutionalised marriage[/s].

ValerianSteel:
LOL,try again.I don't do petty childish tantrums.Counter my arguements if your mental capacity still functions.

ValerianSteel:
Are you implying Scandinavian Countries are Christian countries?You just failed there.

ValerianSteel:
My goodness,do you really have to lie this much.Please post evidence of the above here.

The simple thought that an ugly supposedly heterosexual man like you finds a very beautiful lady attractive and might want to get down with her any chance you get is sheer horror.

From your logic,gay men are predators out for every available penis they see.Last I checked Heterosexual men will continue to have the highest records of sexually harassing and molesting the opposite sex.

Also by your demented logic,anal sex is exclusive to homosexuals only.Last I checked,every single sexual act performed by homosexuals are widely practiced by their heterosexual counterparts.The fact that heterosexuals will always outnumber homosexuals by a 90 to 10 ratio further shows anal sex definitely has more practitioners in the heterosexual world.

At times I wonder what brain some africans(Nigerians) have.If every heterosexual who have sex make love with the knowledge of childbirth don't you think they'd be responsible to plan for the future of that child,why then does the world have hundreds of millions of homeless kids.The world was not created to be perfect,if it was,we wouldn't need other people to adopt the supposed property of some heterosexuals who should give the child a supposedly serious and mental emotional balance.


You keep spewing do your research,you care to share those researches of yours that brought about your vile pathetic illogical arguements against same-sex parenting.

ValerianSteel:
All Scandinavian Countries,Japan,and many other progressive and liberal countries.

mizquote:
what an intending couple need is blessings from both parents and it is not tied to
tubbers of yam, kegs of 'kia-kia, rolls of tobacco & snuff and money to be paid to the bride parent, even if the groom can't afford it.

mizquote:
i have always being a pro bride-price, i was brought up to understand that bride price is the pride of every woman. perhaps, bride price was a thing of pride centuries ago where women were to be seen but not heard, where a woman's primary duty was to produce children and take care of her husband and home, it was no surprise that men then acquired and married so many women as they were commodities of machandise.
things have really changed now, women are no longer shadows in their matrimonies, they now merge their primary responsibilities and their careers.
women in some homes are now co-bread winners in their , some help their husbands when in need financially.
what is the real essence of the groom paying money to the bride family? some bride family marriage list consists of varying prices for the bride ranging from skin complexion, to intellect, to educational qualification, the higher these variables the higher the money to be paid.
since the groom was forced to pay through his teeth, he regards his wife as his property for life, her opinion in the house are not important, she must perform the reason for her purchase, she must be ready to endure him and pray harder when he cheats, she must be ready to pray and fast even harder when he sexually, emotionally and physically abuse her, little wonder why men support the phrase 'no rape in marriage'.
the bride price culture was propounded by men themselves, because everything on the list and even the monies paid go to their pocket.
As every other culture that is archaic and have been scrapped, the culture of bride price should follow suit.
what do you think,does bride price enslaves women or liberate them, should it be scrapped or maintained?.