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NIgeria telecoms are scammers. Just like the banks.

They will repackaged Edge as 3G. I am sure the up coming 5G go be 3G for some countries.

They will give you one rate of data consumption, they will create another one through backdoor.

The economy has been hovering around 1.4-1.9 since after recession. Which shows lack of sound economic blueprint and will on the part of govt.

You think unemployment rate of 21% is bad? Waut untill the figures of people that were sacked last year surface. If we bring underemployment and under payment into the equation, it will be another kettle of fish altogether.

moogoogaipan:
bí alẹ balẹ kirikiji abogbo, bí okùn bá kún, awọn kánkan má n gbà ilẹ kán ní.

èyí ewi ayé bá wí báyìí ní ẹgba orun má ngbà, tí akuko bako láyé, awọn ẹgbẹ ẹ lọrùn má n gbà ní.

ofo lómí ẹkọ nṣe, isyourboy ofo lọ sè k'ẹyin ayé e, otiẹ tí n se báyìí báyìí... Ṣàngó Olukoso àyà iná, ma pinpoint ẹ, tori wipe oti ṣe ọya, èṣù làlú ògiri òkò tí yé sí ọrọ, àbá e wà òràn bí orida, torí wípé otí fún ni adi jẹ, adi ní ìyá èṣù.

Oloriburuku

Guy calm down oo.

HacheNoire:
He should start the war.

Why is he telling us.

Afteral, he has the spiritual backing to spearhead a war.

And something must have ministered to him that his church members can defeat the Nigerian Armed Forces.

Atimes, one will wonder if this things we call men of God have brains.

Obviously you are mad, and the few idiots that liked your stupidity!!!

Danwani200:
I once said, that I won't say anything here again bc of the pressure of happening or not, but am tempted to..
The last Friday which was the 31st of jan..After feeling frustrated abt the whole process (bc i never expect it 2 exceed jan..). I Called my uncle in evening, after exchanging pleasantries I ask him " How abt the nnpc list", his respond was " Its supposed to be release b4 now oo but i don't know what happened"...
Early morning today, I got a call from him, after the Morning greetings, he said again "Expect ur list this week".. I felt happy but at same time felt sad, after remembering several promises that failed (week in, week out since sept 2019), I didn't swallow this one like the first time he told abt the list, bc i felt like anything can happen...
I drop this info and said it as i was told, biko i no get strength to be defending whether it will happen this week or not.. If it happens fine but nobody shul come to head like say i hold the key to APL..
Am so so desperate about this list, the last two weeks he called, i ask shul i prepare if am on the list, he said don't worry just prepare and was like giving some advice to be careful with life, like say i don make am..

Evil prevails when good people are quiet. Like the pastor, whom I initially thought was trolling, it makes sense to see good news in the midst of crooked and perverse souls whose aims are to fill the thread with evil reports.

Thank you for mustering enough energy to share. You are not responsible for the outcomes.

freedomest:
APL please begin to date people before Valentine.

You need to keep quiet if you don't have anything serious to say!!!!

drakeskull:
Can they exert the same energy and ban danfo and those stupid molue? They constitute more nuisance on the road than Keke.

Mentioning Molue means you have not been to Lagos for a VERY LONG TIME

You can't have enviable city with the kind of nuisance constutes by okada riders.


Nobody should quote me about poverty oo. There are destitutes in other countries. No matter their state, they still have to follow the law if they want do anything.


To obey ordinary traffic light na war.

Jarus:
Unfortunately, I regret putting the info out, especially on our website. It caused very serious issue in the Towers that I cannot say here.

Well I am grateful that you shared. And so sorry for the friction it might cause in the relationship btw you and your source.


I guess we will need to shift our expectation then? (Rhetorical)

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think we Christians are becoming hypocritical with the truth. Why are we Christians crying wolf when there is none? Who and who is killing Christians? Any time a tragedy occurs we tag it as killing of Christians. What sort of nonsense is this


We Christians have demonized other Nigerians of other faiths tagging them killers for no reason. Our actions as Christians threatens the peace and unity of Nigeria. We must change our ways and learn to be tolerant of others. Everything must not be viewed with religious lens. The so called bastards we call pastors heat up the polity for their own gain hereby causing tensions between Nigerians.

The federal government should ban any protest by religious groups especially we hypocritical Christians who love to form victims in every situation. Unlike our Muslim brothers who remain resolute in the face of unnecessary stigma and persecution, we Christians have been favored most in this country yet we are never satisfied. I have been a born again Christian for the past 25 years and with the recent turn of events, i may consider Islam as my new religion

See this idiot Almajiri!!! From your writing alone I know you are a Moslim.

GeniusOla:
I plead on behalf of beam, lets look beyond what has happened and move on. Unto the next one. We move...

The world is filled with stupidity already. Any chance to remove one "stupidity" is a blessing.


I guess your plea is for us to focus on more important issues concerning the APL, right? I want to assume you are not begging for clemency for that nigga?

Bolustical:
When the bill to regulate the social media was proposed, guess who first criticized it.

Oyedepo is now a victim of fake news

SM bill would have cured all this madness but we muse politicize things in Nigeria.

Oyedepo should carry his L away.

You need to get sense oo. Is there no law to prosecute fake information b4 now?

The question is can ANYONE go to China to float a company that is contrary to their laws?

joobseekar:
only you? you don mention am finish nau, wetin you still wan make we add again?
kk, lemme try, Access theory, theory gan gan, i'm too busy, jobless, learn a skill, get busy, i've moved on, HR, GGM, PA to GMD, PA to GMD's Son, Grupo, MIB, FBI, Mature, First class, 1300 employees,...
make i no mention am finish, others should add theirs...

You finish work

bobowaja:
Abused word and phrases on this thread


Soon, approved, lists, go ahead, nod, next week, next month, Wednesday, brace up for impact, shared, canceled, suspended, cancellation of cancel, 1000 trained pigeons, dhl, source, sauce, I heard, my sauce said, alertees etc


Add urs

My own na Monika wey dey bear good person name but dey behave opposite. In African China's voice, "If I say M you O another man say H omo na you sabi".

Andre92:
When I read the last sentence and saw this 'AMOTEKUN' I laughed so loud that my boss walked me out of his office. Nairaland nor go kill person.

Anytime I am in the office or my boss is around, I try to avoid Nairaland. She could put one in trouble.

Mispreeti:
Please I need your advice.

My sister is at the hospital with one of her twins who is seriously ill and I'm in her house taking care of the other twin. I have been here for a week and her husband has been disturbing me for sex. I refused but he is not listening. He touched me while I was asleep and I felt it then I immediately woke up. He pretends to be covering the baby sleeping beside me. I told him i will report him to my dad in the morning. He has apologised and promised not to do it again but I know he is lying because this is not the first time it has happened since I came here.

I can’t go back to sleep and I'm afraid if I close my eyes and sleep, he will come again.

Please should I report him to my dad or give him another chance?

Don't tell anyone. Look for a way to leave the place. E no dey easy to see husband as a single mother oo (that's to your sister). Economy hard. Even single never see man wey ready.

I think the threat will keep him at bay.

Nigeria security architecture is archaic. We have reactive security system. They lack ideas about today's world.

Not gagging the media, but the executive instigated some dumb senators to sponsor antisocial media bill.

Not gagging the media, a student was arrest for writing article about Buhari.

Not gagging the media, a news paper editor was arrested in Maiduguri.

Not gagging the media, Buhari banned AIT from covering him.

Not gagging the media, AIT was almost shutdown.

Not gagging the media Agba Darego has been imprisoned for close to a year now.


If na Buhari's government be Trump, Dem go don close CNN down no matter the economic impact. Look for some fictitious crime to pin on it: most likely treason.

One of the reasons why NIgeria will remain among the backward nations of the world is hypocrisy.

Where are the El Rufais of this world. Every lip seems to be either sealed or talking hypocrisy.

I have NEVER seen any president as less productive as Major General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd). There is no single aspect of our national lives that is doing well.

I am of the view that all these old men lack the idea for today's world.

BuhariAdvocate:
This is another landslide achievement. But children of hate will not see this.
I wish this man can be made of life president.

There is a thin line between stupidity and support. You have crossed that line by several miles.

The housing estate is good. But it's not a landmark achievement. Local governments in some countries do better.

In a country with minimum way of 30k, it will take over 280 months or 23 years to save 8.5m naira. That's if he is saving everything. We all know that tge 30k is not even enough for him per month.

I will not dignify anybody by quoting him/her.

We know those who have proven themselves on this thread. Every other persons can keep their sources.

If peradventure, it doesn't come as expected, we will still discuss with the legitimate ones here to get the reason why.

As at now, anything contrary to that which is known is null and void.

handsomeclouds:
After all the IGR, they still have the nerves to raise #.1 trillion bond

it wouldn't kill you to read

EdoFirstson:
I know a GT applicant who deliberately omitted his Ph.D (in View) from his CV, so perhaps the panelists won’t feel he would be torn btw school and work responsibilities hence affecting work output. He young man actually has two masters already. Lol

Las las what will be will be.

Two master's? Ph.D in view? GT?

Someone should remind me how many kilometers make one light year again?

I am sure say na Uranus the person school. because for naija ASUU aand FG go knock out like two years commot your age. In some cases JAMB go knock him own.

Tumbulum:
Regional police,state police and community police is the answer. And they should be well armed to fight the terrorist.

The best that would make sense in Nigeria would
have been to have state police. The law establishing state police would have included the clause that every state would have to include 30% of the people outside the region in her force.

Since NIgeria thinks otherwise, regional police is coming onboard. Which is not a better option but nevertheless, it's a good one.

Time will tell if these officers will be armed or not. But we can't start by giving weapons in their hands. But if there are significant threats to their lives, we may have to look into arming them.

The reality is that NIgeria has becoming a killing ground. I am very pleased that the Westerners have looked into the future and are preparing for it. The Central govt has failed.

Afenifere and other Yoruba groups need to stop talking.

We are in the era of acting. We have been talking all these years and it kept falling on deaf ears.


Pls no more talks.

Teaser4:
Oh Nigeria!!! I bet the founding fathers go dey roll in the grave right now..or wait every seconds. Lord Lugard abeg come epp us beg, Daddy Mele to rain apl oh...or shey na Grandpa Buhari , sure baba no get time for travail matters like NNPc GT apl...



we are waiting..
we've been waiting...
we'll be waiting...

if we no wait wetin we gain.

I was doing a course some years ago. We got to a topic called "ideology of nations". My team worked with SA. Unfortunately for those that chose NIgeria, no known ideology.

The founding fathers themselves were ethnic bigots. The first prime minister was terribly bias. Awolowo, Sadauna, Zik etc were all after their ethnic interest.

We got what we did not understand. If we are to move forward (which I doubt happening any time soon), we MUST define what Nigeria will stand for.

The Nigeria Constitution is an agglomeration of junks; most of which are not relevant to the negro society called Nigeria.

24 housing units by federal government. Honestly, NIgeria is not qualified to be a local government.

When I was going through the 2020 budget, each person would get 2000 naira worth of health service. Of course less than 65% of the budget will be implemented. After the stealing and all, perhaps each person could get 400 naira worth health care. Tell me, is that one a country?

PrettySandra:
Just as you're immature to know what is relevant and when. You posted what you saw. You should have posted all the porn videos you use for your routine wankin since it is what you see.

Oshi.

Mayday! Mayday!! Code red! Man down! Requesting for immediate medical assistance!