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You need to desist from this stupidity. It's for your own good.

OP This your epistle is it to the Ukrainian church?



It a no brainer. No money? Stay away from Nigerian farm tools.

Hello OP! you dey house? Abeg come and open the door. I dey your dormot. I won tell you something.

LORDKing001:
Bride price is determined by parents not location.

You are saying?

I heard some people saying that. But remember that sperms are living things. If only one has microscopic eyes, you will see that sperms are uglier than most warms that we hate at the macroscopic level.

I mean you are swallowing warm-like organisms with tails and slimy bodies. It's like feeding yourself with millions of gelly-like warms, all living and swimming around in your mouth. As your teeth accidentally lands on them, they burst their contents into your mouth! lolzzzzz. Yak!


By the way, sperm is not microscopic. But this activities are too minute to be abserved with the naked eyes.

As much as I like to be "civilised", I have learnt to ALWAYS make myself comfortable in everything I do.


I will not make the mistake of eating eba with spoon. There is 90% chance that I will not eat rice with cutlery. I am 90% sure I will pick the meat in my rice with hand and use my teeth to divide it. The beauty of the whole thing is that I am 100% settled in my mind when I am comfortable (with cloth, food etc), even when people are jeering me.



By the way, I don't act like a bull in a China shop. And I dress well. But my comfort first.

As we grow older and older, fewers things matter to us. But there are some very few things that if you didn't do we live a vacuum I'm your heart.








Hence you see folks giving up treasures to pursue seemingly "uninteresting" things.



Congratulations to them.

Most Nigerians lack foresight and the ability to project beyond what their physical eyes can see. This is most common among our officers. Once they see anyone with "abnormal" physical look, he is automatically a criminal. I could remember some times ago, if you wore dark glasses, you perceived as having criminal intentions.



This is reflecting in our HR stuff. Most HR managers lack the ability to see the "human resource" in you. By the way, many of them are "Google HRs"-Go online and get some few questions to ask potential intake. Do this two or more times, you are HR (in many firms)

When people are poor they find ways out. It's cause and effect impoverish people today and wait for the consequences in 10 years time: robbery, kidnapping, prostitution, child labour etc. A soldier told a story about how Fulani women in the N.E will give out there girls to them for 500 and 1k.


To get a graduate for sex anywhere in Nigeria (even the ones covering head) is as cheap as 3-5k. And in in less than 30 minutes they are with you.


if you say I am lying it means you are still a child. and I don't have time for tantrum with children.

This looks like a made-up story to me. It goes without saying that I have typed some insults before, but I had to consider the feeling of the person that is at the other end of the phone.


How can you allow stupidity to linger for 8 years in your home?

sodiqapril:
Someone on nairaland already said an African leader would sleep at the event...I guess he saw d future

That guy na prophet

Afamed:
You practically have not left your one face me and face you room. Lazy youth

obviously you are deluded or you are just stupidity naive.

Seun and his mods need to reported to authorities as well. You put a seal on a particular religion's post and allow every Tom, Dick and Harry to comment on the other.


Every stupid post that defame Christianity always hit front page without confirmation. The day you and your mods that push those unconfirmed posts to the front page will be slammed with heavy law case is at hand.

Afamed:
The Maradi border between Niger and Kastina is under key and lock. I really don't know where this man is getting his information from? I really don't know why these people love playing politics with every decision of the government. The same Niger/ Kastina Maradi border that was shown on Channels TV with heavy security patrol?

No be only Maradi border na Maradi goat! Is there border in the north? Obviously you have not explored the geography of the north. it's a massive sea of barren land across Niger and Chad. Those small outposts are what you are calling borders? Many northerners (core North) will take a Nigerien or a Chadian over a Nigerian from the South.

ANYTIME I SEE SOMETHING LIKE, "FG PLAN TO ESTABLISH....", XYZ STATE WANT TO BUILD...", "FG TO GROW THE ECONOMY.....". IN SHORT, ANYTHING PROMISE FROM A NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, I SEE IT AS A WASTE OF MY DATA.



NIGERIA IS AKEEN TO THE SAYING OF PAUL THE APOSTLE, "ALWAYS LEARNING, NEVER COME TO KNOWLEDGE OF THE TRUTH".


I WAS IN A SEMINAR SOME YEARS AGO, THE FACILITATOR SHOWED A RANKING FROM UN (3 THREE COUNTRIES THAT ARE ALWAYS IJ THE PLANNING PHASE), NAIJA DEY THERE.

jesusjnr:
Because He spoke against their overemphasis of tithing amongst other things.

I don't supposed to reply you. And I will do this just one time.

The body of Christ is suffering so much reproach today, most from the so called Christians. I only attend winners during my service year and I know for certainty that they don't lay emphasis on money. Even the church I attend lay far more emphasis.

The whole thing is as a result of Christians who lack adequate doctrines. They think Christianity is a democracy and every riff raff can open his mouth and smear Christianity directly or indirectly.

Every reproach that anyone cause to the body, he will give account; some starting from this earth. That include the pastors as well.

jesusjnr:
Good you know that Jesus spoke about the pharisees, because that's who Oyedepo is, so if Jesus were here He would also say the same to him.

Oyedepo hates and mocks the poor as the Pharisees did.

Oyedepo emphasizes tithes as the Pharisees did.

Oyedepo using earthly riches and material things to measure himself and others as the Pharisees did.

Oyedepo doesn't follow the example of Jesus emphasis that people helped the poor as the Pharisees did.

Oyedepo preaches the gospel of mammon as the Pharisees did.

Need I go on.

So you are actually one the blind who is being led by the blind, but hope you don't fall into the pit with him.

By the way Benny Hinn repent of the mammon gospel that Oyedepo is still preaching after misleading people with it for many years, so maybe you are also blind to that.

continue you hear? the same way the Pharisees thought what Jesus was preaching was heresy.

jesusjnr:
Nice one from Oyedepo, however he still has a long way to go, considering the amount involved here (N.65 Billion) in comparison with that of the aircraft he recently purchased (N2.5 billion) amongst others, for it's only when he starts getting to the point where that riches he accumulates begin to pale in comparison to that which he distributes, that he would know that he has gotten somewhere.

Also very importantly he has to stop mocking the poor and needy and also discouraging people from helping them, for that was the basis of his heresy concerning Job not tithing, since Job was well known as the father of the poor because of the extent to which he helped the poor, being a well known mocker of the poor that Oyedepo is, he wanted to by all means give people the idea that just giving to the poor and needy alone would not make God rebuke the devourer for one's sake.

And I don't think God would have been happy with that for God doesn't use the poor and needy to play, so no true friend of God is an enemy of the poor, and I believe that Job attitude towards the poor was one thing which set him apart in the sight of God, and hence one of the reasons God proudly showcased him to the devil.

So obviously that's a leaf that Oyedepo can take from Job's life for him to be able to command the same kind of respect from God.

For that is also in accordance with the teachings of Jesus and the example which His disciples had followed when the church first began, which is riches by distribution not by accumulation:

Acts 4:32, 34-35 (KJV)

32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.

34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
35 And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

So until Oyedepo's church gets to this point where none of his members have lack, he should not see himself as a rich man.

God bless.

come wetin be your problem this guy? Jesus spoke about the Pharisees about how they will kill the disciples thinking they are doing God favour. D way devil dey use una to attack Christians and Christianity is alarming. Make una calm down down with this stupidity transferred to you people by Freeze oo.

kestolove95:
53k

are you trying to be funny?

if only you know what some company do. There is one that employees every year in the agro sector. They call it graduate trainee. They will take people to "slave camp" to work for a year.. doing manual labour all in the name of GT. Pay them peanut. Throw them out at the end of the year and employee new set.

some will ensure that at least 30% of your salary is deducted because of boggus rules.


Nigeria labour is hell.

The positions are already politicized by this man. which one is party members again? Because na only the party members dey pay tax right?

okeyumez:
Big countries adopted this measure before they became strong Nations
Let us make sacrifices now and build our nation and stop lamenting
Buhari is right this time
Let the idiotic, hypocritical IPOBS keep lamenting
Nigeria must get better

I wouldn't have quote you. But I remember vividly. that about 2-3 different governments have used similar sentence. The next government will still say the same shit.

The vboot comment though!





akpoti fedeko!!

Capnd143:
I don't get it, it seems we are all missing the point here. They man in custody is clearly innocent. To put succinctly, he is an unwilling accomplice. The police should only try to get information from him regarding how the real suspect looks like. Someone who is from the North, clearly speaks only Hausa, drives okada, doesn't own a bank account clearly doesn't fit this profile. I'm sure that guy doesn't own a Facebook account talk less of a bitcoin wallet? Come-On! Where is our intelligence in this country. The police are clearly clueless as to how to investigate a bitcoin transaction. Even the CIA would find it extremely hard to pull this one off talk less of the NPF. Now his picture is already everywhere on the internet, wrongly tagged a kidnapper and our bloggers and media outlet are un-disappointingly stupid enough to spread such news. The NPF should be sued for such outrageously press release.

The innocent okada rider should be set free.


From a southerner in defense of a Northerner
#OneNigeria

the man in custody is not innocent. He is culpable. Selling of SIM card to a third party is a crime. Because of his action, someone nearly lost her life

SuperBlack:
I know one day Nigerian police will stop collecting bribe.

Have you ever seen any bad thing that starts in Nigeria that eventually come to an end? it modifies.