₦airaland Forum

TheAk:
Can you say with absolute certainty that people are nolonger forced to join against their will? Heck even if thats true for uniben can you say the same for other schools?

See it's not a must that you quote me. I have answered the questions you are asking in my statement. I can say for certainty that people are not forced to join cult in UNIBEN. if you are living above normal student Life, paparazzi and all, then they will begin to "toast" you to join. if you have the money, and you love a paparazzi life and you want them to have your back without you joining, e still get as then dey do am. I don't have energy for many quotes biko.

onlinebitzteam:
You dey see am, if i start to dey lash my girl now dem go say i bad

lolzzz. I dated a girl some years ago. The babe told me she likes it when her man beats her...she wanted me to be beating her. I knew her formal bf used to leave bruises on her face.


She would create unnecessary scene just to make me angry enough to beat her. I was not wired that way. Those things just made me dislike her more. couldn't deal.

Well If na romantic heartbreak, I have not been heartbroken before.

But when something disturbs my mind, I usually take a long cold shower and sleep. I am always (at least) 50% better than before.

d way I dey laugh for those cunts. Dem go dey charge excessive money for expired product. Some idiot go even dey say if you are not fine don't message me.


I will be like, bitch remove your wig, lashes and makeup and say that again!

sonofElElyon:
They also kill non cultists who have issues with their members..

You are a learner oo. Cultist don't kill a jew man. Dem fit carry you go beat or open shop for your head. If peradventure it happens, you must have been in a continuous loggerhead with them. u go don chop like 2-3 warnings self.

TheAk:
people are blaming the dude for being a cultist but did you ever stop to consider the possibility that maybe,just maybe he joined against his will?that he was ladden with threats and forced to join?everyone in nigeria knows that coersion is the number 1(i think so) system cultists use to recruit new members.what would you have done if you were in his shoes?i know what it feels to be afraid that cultists might come after you one day and you won't know what to do or say when the day comes.

from 2011 upward, if anyone tell you that he was coersed to join a cult I UNIBEN, it's a bloody lie.

Chidorx60:
God!!!!!!
This is not a school,This is a prison

E be like say head dey pain this one! Have you seen how a standard prison looks like? Abi na the shame we have in Nigeria you are referring to?

johnmattew:
Edo students always get mind..unlike lagos

I am 100% sure you are neither a UNIBEN student not her aluminus. Hence, you know nothing. because UNIBEN is in Edo, it makes the protesting students Edo student?

invigilator:
I registered since 2016 till now I have not gotten my ID, this is just a prove that this country cares less of its citizens... We all got the voters card 3months after enrollment - another proof that this government is only interested in what benefits them... Imagine a Country spending billions on Voters Card and the same time spend another set of Billions on national ID Cards when the functions/features of both can be combined into one card at a lower cost. Sometimes I wonder why we have Ministry of Finance when cost is not being mitigated to the nearest minimum

DEC. 2014. Still waiting to collect. One thing I am sure of is that I will not use my money to pay for national ID. if govt does not care about the identity of those she governs, make we live the matter like that.

This is not how countries make money from tourism.


In customer Relationship Management, there is some thing called cross sale. It's a process where a seller controls an entire value chain.


If I was to visit these places, there are other things I might likely spend money on are related to tourism. Take the beach for instant. is there any hotel close by? cinemas, casino, efficient transportation, horse riding, zoo? There are companies that could operate around their.

when you do cross selling, you collect more from a customer. You are selling TV, you have antenna, DVD, speaker, TV stand etc.

PS: Someone just got a clue to improve his business from here. Don't forget to pay me so that the blessing can stay.

danny34:
Hello E-family, I am new to Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State on a Project for the next one year. Apart from work and sleep I don't do any other thing. This is partly because I don't have friends and haven't made any.

I wish to meet a Nairalander of any sex let's be friends. If you are in Maiduguri, please drop your number let's meet and hang out.

I have a female friend there oo. I don't know if she will agree to meet you. Besides I don't know you self. Make I no put myself for trouble. dm me. make I see how your face be first before I tell am. lol

I always see Nigeria as the ledge of hell and countries like Chad and co as the the fire that burns I it.

I mean Nigeria's lousy GDP per capita of 2k doss is bad enough. Somebody is romancing 600$?

Finally, something to console NEMA and Nigeria authorities for their ineptitude

RedCreme21:
imagine if she saw this and knew you were referring to her.

she can't.

Why will Nigeria politician devorce. He has access to the finest VJs in the land. He can spend one month in Abuja doing "meeting" wife no go trail am. Even if the wife knows by chance, she can't afford to dispense with the fame of being a "politician's wife".


Besides, many of their wives receive proper kondo from outside. Oga is happy,. wife is happy. Money is coming. The fame stays. Happy at those who remain in such union. selah!

RedCreme21:
you must be short? turn off.

handsome dwarf

She is ok. Just bits and pieces of flesh join together. soon some organs will begin to reject the other or organs reject materials (silicon).

Result, body parts falling off.

GentleChief:
Honestly, there has been this very severe chest pain am having since yester night I found out that my girl was a serial cheat and prolly a runs girl.

Check my posts, you will see that this is my first post in the romance section. Am not a woman basher and am not even a fan of those that do.

But my problem is that I have a girl friend that cheats on me serially. She loves me. I can attest to that.

But I did investigations and found out that am not the only guy in her life. Infact, she sleeps with a guy in her lodge. She is a student.

Am on the verge of cancelling her visa process and admission. I want to forget this girl for life. But there is this tingling pain and nudging chest pain I can't just explain. Part of my fear is that I don't really want to start a new relationship. It will mean retraining the new lady to my standard.

Should I forgive her? Am certain she has cheated multiple times. Infact, one time she slept with her ex and was bold enough to confess it to me. I really did love her and saw it as the past.

But yesterday, she slept with a guy in her lodge. How do I deal with this now? This is not the first time this is happening to me. Only very bad girls keep coming my way.

N.B
I have never cheated on her and was never planning to. Its not that I can't but I won't. Its against my principles.

Come make I reformat your brain with this (@the meme).

If you have a wife that cheats, know that your days on earth at numbered. And I don't think she deserves the largess. In fact, she is just using you to pass time (like most school relationships).

The girl that was paying my guy's fees in school those days was in a serious relationship. Her nigga dey Lagos. He furnished her hostel beyond student standard. Na my guy dey enjoy everything. She was just passing time, even with my guy.

Emotion will not make you think right. Do away with emotion and move on.

Finally, Like my grandma used to say,Dem no dey tell small pikin to stay away from fire. When he gets burnts,he will learn by experience. peace!

Kingrexyl:
Nigeria girls will spoil it with their krawkraw asses, smh!!!

Omo one day, I wanted to get intimate with one babe. When she pulled down the pant, The smell (I no won call am stench. at least make I dey nice), won make me collapsed. I just stylishly douses the tension. No show Biko.

But to be fair on her, she was just coming from work. I think the heat and all constituted to the whole thing.

But I couldn't deal!

SamuelOjua:
I recently, got talking with my younger sister's roommate at the university. She's 22 and in 300level. She's madly in love with me. But while I was interrogating her, she made a revelation that she took in while with her ex and she aborted the child. Now, I'm in love with her too. But that revelation is scattering my head. Though, she did it because she didn't want to be hindered in her educational pursue. I'm thinking of settling down with her by June 2021 when she's 24

Front page please, I didn't general opinion so I can see from others perspectives. No insults plz

Nigga At least 40% of Nigeria girls had done abortion before. Be grateful this one opened up to you.

Almost all the girls (friends. didn't date them) I have been close to have aborted before. I have a way of pulling words out of people's mouth and make them comfortable in saying things (I always keep their secrets though). I mean they are from different geographical locations. Some have done over 4 times. I am not exaggerating. Even the one I thought was S.U did it during the time she was dilly dallying with her faith.

matildababy:
I have been wandering how ladies can open their legs for a man they did not love nor have feeling for.sicerely speaking,it's looks disgusting to me.haba, everything shouldn't be for monetary gain.

Have you tried to ask Lara Oshiomole this question?

psychologygh:
seriously bro these guys really annoy me.They try to insult Ghanaians and the country at the slightest opportunity they get shouting that they feed Africa and due to their border closure, Ghana will go on recession and am like WTF!!!!They hate Ghana to the core.You watch them troop into this thread to pour their hate against the president who never insulted them and always stood to defend them.

It quite strange. I thought Ghana and Nigeria have one of the strongest bonds in Africa? I don't know if anybody hates Ghana, but I think I like Ghana and SA more than any other African countries. Let's everybody calm down. No country can live alone

DonBenny77:
Anybody wey wan be soldier for this Buhari govt. I no get time to pray for you if you like be my blood brother.

bro you need to calm down. Everybody face their solitary moment in life. Besides, I feel it's an honour to be able to choose how one would like to die. Not many has that opportunity.

Forget the fact that the man at the hem of affairs is not worthy. But you can't throw good men under the bus because of bad ones. Everybody face their own storm in life.

The land is filled with wh.or.es (b4 Seun's autocorrect bot change am to white for me. Na w*hore I won write).



No brain again na mammary gland and poo factory dem go dey display up and down. Dem won become yeyebrities.

felong:
Good evening Nairalanders, please I need advise on how to fry my chicken so that it will not do Shiiiiiiiii. I'm owing my landlord. thanks in advance

please open the door. Let SHOW you how it's done.

ayomikuolatunji:
Yorubas also hate each other when it comes to marriage. I am a Yoruba from osun but live in Lagos, ilaje area in ajegunle to be precise,ilaje hates other Yorubas. They hardly see themselves as Yoruba. And other Yorubas hate them too. You hear an average ilaje man or woman saying Those Yoruba too like fight ..are they not Yorubas? They bear Yoruba names,wear Yoruba dress in fact they are Yoruba. But illiterate among them is annoying and wicked. My mum said she will disown me if I ever say I want to marry from ilaje,but I am in love with one already and I love her die. She even survived sniper taken when her mum tries separating us. God saved me she didn't die if not I for dey prison. Tribalism is high among Yorubas but they don't show it

Did you know that I was born in Ilaje, my pry education was from their. I never heard these things you are saying?

anyways, it's a freaking strange world though.

I don't think your concern is out of place. There is high chance that you will run into trouble with girls that are overtly active on social media.

First, there are information, experiences and activities they must have consistently come across online that that will affect and sharpened their activities in real life, even their relationships.

secondly, people like that have tendency to live above their means and engage in continuous rat race to meet up.

The only way you can keep up with people like that is if you have money.

Finally, there is always an exception to every rule. Stay low key for now. And watch her

OP how do you know it's gonorrhea? I thought they said one can contact gonorrhea in toilet? (not very sure now).

Try to confirm things first.

logan2:
Chioma Na virgin before Davido met her... NA davido tear her hymen... ;d

"My baby na tear rubber o" - Davido
Remember that line?


All man with em preference.... Look I'm not saying non virgins cant get married... Im just saying. this explains why Davido is all over her.

And again you can minus the fact that Chioma is a good cook and from a very respectable family... Davido na very sensible man..
If na Zaddy wizkid em for blow this opportunity away. And take chioma another hoelosho...

Emmm na my take be that.... Make the blasting start...

op come and open the door I won tell you something.

When your parents are looking for movies that are rated PG to watch in the house, but your teacher at school is showing you explicit, live, 18+ movie via her dressing.

awwfar:
pics of the boobs or all liars shall perish

lolzzz. Babe don go add jara to her presentation. Jara is what attract folks to aboki suya! even if you are not buying, you must go for jara!