₦airaland Forum

Littlemix:
Fashion sense, tall, chocolate bearded

I perceive you still a teenager or in your early 20s

Gmajor:
A big fat wallet

I know by wallet you meant both the one in your pocket and the one(s) in the bank.


Please remind me to buy you cold 33 lager beer on Saturday for this.


if a deity from Edo could marry angel from Cape Verde, a fat wallet is the only necessary ingredient.

The useless threads on Nairaland just increased by 1.

SteveOfu:
Hello Lovelies.

I just want to remind you that some people are just here for sexual purposes.

Just incase y'all hangout, get mushy, have sex and he/she stops calling you, you will understand.

I can see that many are here thinking everyone is looking for a serious relationship like they are, wonderful�.

Everyone is not here to find love, some are here to get spine paralysing orgasms and Jaw shifting heads and then on to the next hottie.

Know what you are getting into and be fully armed. It's raining season, people are cold and beds need to be filled.

Not trying to spoil your business but heads up...some are only here for the ass and abs� Enjoy.

So, I ask, what you are really here for? Let us know who is who.


Edit- I am here to make friends, learn and laugh in comment sections

Have you ever ask yourself why bitches get married or get a good catch while good girls are going to Shilow for hubby at 35?

No matter the level of like or admiration I have for a girl, once she sees the issue of sex as abomination, OYO is her case. I will send her forth with my blessings.

So na fictitious report devil won dey use now bah? Some days ago it was looking a woman's breast to live longer. Now it's having sex!





soon now they will start producing glasses to be use to spy on women boobs without their knowledge. And trust Africa to be the highest consumer.

I keep laughing anytime I hear north will remain in power beyond 2023.



See 2023 around the corner! we shall see.

globemoney:
Fake news. I'm not even sure theres a house that sells for $5m in Nigeria

omo you be learner oo. i can 65 ignorant people liked your ignorant post.

sojayy:
The scam is loading........

lolzz. suddenly MTN 4G will be become 3G and EDGE will be crawling. The Now 4G be will upgraded and repackaged as 5G. Nigeria and scam are 5 & 6

youngsahito:
we need more of this people in d south south...money don come

Now you see why companies are running away from that axis. Even oil companies. Na wetin aboki Fulanis won turn Western Nigeria to be that-an unsave zone like north.

Logan95:
Good day house.

I meet my girlfriend recently in school, she's an undergraduate student while I'm a post graduate student.

She is a very beautiful girl and well endowed. For the few months we've dated she's one of a kind. She has a good heart, buys me stuffs even though I'm not poor, cleans my house and relates well with my sister to mention a few.

However she told me about her ex, she loved him and supported him financially because he was a student and broke.

We have been going smooth until this night she decided to tell me her past without me asking. She said I am too special but I have to know who she truly is.

She started by saying she's had two abortions for her ex, that she slept with many guys for money which she eventually spent on her ex. I was dumbfounded and I'm in a dilemma now. She just said I should forgive her that I don't deserve her.

I don't know how to tackle this majorly because she confessed without me asking and she did all these before I meet her.

I wouldn't think twice before marrying a girl like that.

nakaman:
no, its not the grammar its ur brain, I think ur using an older version of understanding.

it's one thing to be wrong. it's another thing to be stupid. You are both.

nakaman:
more is leaving. This country is dead.

Your grammar needs resurrecting touch

Threebear:
Adesua is one of the most overrated actresses out currently .

She's stunning no doubt and it looks like she has a great attitude but her acting skills are subpar at best.

There were so many nominees way more deserving of this award .

stop saying nonsense

Heyzee5:
Pls, what do you mean by the bolded?

The Swift don't always win the race. The strong don't always win the war.

That you put in 12 hours a day does not mean you will do better than those putting in 4 hours.

I was asking myself some days ago about the usefulness of Nigeria. No security, no water, no light, no job, no education, no rule of law. The list is endless.


What is she governing? What is the use of Nigeria to my life? Nigeria currently is a tree that I bearing no fruit. let's just hew the bitch down already.


By the way, Arewa touts are as hypocritical as Tinubu. What did they do about the dollar man?

I am just laughing at the post. Not because it doesn't make sense. But because in Nigeria,all you need is to be a thief or a thug.

1stbest:
can you upload the pics?

I am very far from her o. But whenever I see her again,I must have a picture of that thing or probably get it from her.

raumdeuter:
Excellent

Any rich man can tell the bank to deliver his own money to his house.

Let Deji prove that the money in the bullion van belongs to someone else not Tinubu

And if its wrong to spend your personal money to help your party to mobilize your party

This one is obviously dumb! Read una no go read. Only thuggery. Gi and read the EFCC Act. You will know that it's a crime to convey large sum of money.

I am always wondering why they use to out dirts on the kerbs. Nigeria cities are terribly dirty. with no exception. Abuja try some Sha.

healthserve:
179kg. Isn't this almost proportional to six bags of rice

yet the cost will be less than half bag

Mathew1999:
Mine, I never had 1 M waiting to hear from u guys

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This guy sounds like a child.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]

.Your photo is nice. simple and showcases every day activities.

this must be one of the drama presentations at the end of the party. The boy performed his role well. He will make a good actor someday.

Females keep secrets the most in relationship. Top on that list are 1. Abortion 2. rape . Omo number of Nigerian girls that have done abortion before is high oo.

Yeah it does! It makes you live long and broke!

There is a rectangular shiny metal (about 1.5mx1mx0.5m) with cover in my grandma house in the village. She said it was given to her mother when she (her mother) was still young. She was not even born then.


I am sure that thing will be around 200 years old. cos my grandma is around 100 years. And someone has been using it before it was given to her mother.

In my final year at the university, I was attending a business class outside my school stuff. In the class, we got to a topic called "the ideology of nations". It was a group stuff. I was in SA group. Those in Nigeria group could not find what Nigerian stands for.

We live every day and every year on chance. No plan for the next 20,50 years. our budget shows we are highly disorganized country. About 40bn was budgeted for education in 2020 budget. A sector with about 2m teachers, over 60,000 pry and sec schools and over 30 million people of school age. How many Kobo will one person get?

We need to dismantle this country and redefine her. We are moving sheepishly without any sense of direction. vision 2000 came and gone. vision 2020 is as useless as the letter p in psychology. Buhari will successfully waste people's 8 years and go. Another clueless person will come and prank the people for another 8 years.

You know people have spent their lives chasing shadows just because one motivational speaker told them they are not doing enough. They will be like ,"I started my transportation business with just a tyre", " I only sleep for 2 hours a day", "I started my water factory with just one sachet of pure water". Like that Niger Delta ex-millitant, "I started with just 3 hectares, in 2 years, I have 3000 hectares".

The original purpose of CV was to convey simple information about the applicant. You didn't go to school to study CV writing. Keep improving yourself, yes! But if you have done your part, never think it's because you didn't do enough that was why you didn't get it.

People that suffer the most are not those that get the best things in life. Do your best and leave the rest .

That guy must be from Ambrose Ali University. Student wey dey first class must block in that school. Test na blocking. I never see school wey beat that school for naija

Ashawopapa001:
The poor and needy will dress up for church, the token they'd have used to better their life's will be collected by the church! They'll go back home hungry.
Repeating the same procedure every Sunday through out their lifetime .

I don't know if you are a Christian or not. But if you are, you are a poorly trained Christian. There things that people will do against the body of Christ that will attract eternal damnation to them. Don't attract unnecessary things to yourself thinking you are helping God meanwhile you are hurting the body of Christ.

What you are doing now is similar to what Judas did when that woman was pouring the expensive perfume on Jesus.

The way of God is not the way of man. Don't defend God by hurting his body. You will get yourself burnt badly. Nobody ever force anybody to pay money in church. If you were alive in time of Elijah who asked the widow of Zeraphat to bring her ONLY food for him to eat, you would have cut off Elijah's head.

No matter how much the poor save 50 Naira and 100 naira, it wouldn't make them rich. It's the expression of faith in the living God that move God not tears.

If you feel the church is doing the wrong thing and you are genuinely concerned (of which I am sure you are not because if someone like you get 500 million today, the poor will be the last thing you will think about), there things you can do rather than going everywhere defaming the body of Christ and derailing souls to hell. First of all, you go to God in prayer who created the body and beseech him to bring succour into his work. You could as well become a preacher.

I will not reply to you again. Try not to hurt yourself by yourself. Do not kick against the stone.

kevotek1000:
Yoruba babe... Nothing dey there brain except 4 knacking, getting pregnant on top of bad English.

Obviously, they have more things in their brains than what you have in yours