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idu1:
Why you no return am?

I have left Lagos

una go show clean laptop person go buy am reach house go begin to see the unseen.



I dey vex like this with one crap one idiot sold for me from computer village. Nigeria business people are full of lies.

Airtel Network that is acting like someone with seizure too dey ban person.





by the way, Glo and Etisalat are 'láburú'

Pettyprincess:
Rich guy of course Because if he's rich he automatically possesses the other three features The power of money!!!

lolzz na poor man dey toast.

in Brain's voice (the cartoon), are you pondering what I am pondering?




I am just wondering if that bed could survive the hurricane that was about to hit it.

OP is a learner. it's more of 'cacophony' of all in many men.



And na that thing wey you display for your profile and the 'other one' na them dey cause am. the varieties are too much. You think Amaka has the best, wait until you see Aisha or Itoro.

I feel it's very relevant. But it shouldn't be an extortion as seen some palance. it should be more symbolic than a means to gather some cash. I could collect a painting as bride price.

JahMan1:
Anyone remember this my advice given about 3 months ago?

Nice. God can do ALL things. But he will not do ALL things. The advise is very imperative. I believe we have all put in our best. Going to Abuja for the interview alone is a massive faith. So if you get it, it's not because you are better. If you don't, it's not as if you did not do enough. I believe once the list is released, most people here will make up their mind quickly. The delay in itself is a time waster. Because it becomes challenging to act as if you never went to the towers for interview. But once it drops this thread, NNPC recruitment and everything that comes with it will suffer a natural senescence.

Minjim:
What's the difference between the first guy and this?

She is not creating a new logo. she is showing INNOSK how the logo will be inside their office. obviously, she is an interior decorator.

fk002:
Lol FIRS that did massive internal recruitment last 3 months..

5 of my friends got the job here in Abuja, one of them is even a cousin brother to Magu while the other one is a half brother to Bindow former Adamawa state governor.

MNPC has started romancing their own list. by the time they are through....

I think it's a product of maturity. when you get to a level in life, you will know that you don't need to chase a girl. in fact you will not try to act it. it will become a life.

There is limit to what the human eyes or his brain can comprehend.

However, even if God choose for you, their could still be trouble (UNLESS...). With all due respect to female folks, women are easily manipulated (either by human or devil).


A woman could start a ministry or a company with you, and stay with you through thick and thin, and change 20 years later and act in a way that could destroy what she has laboured with you for those years.

The devil only depart for a season. He will come again and again.

notwithstanding, when you see someone that you could marry, you supposed to know ceterus paribus.

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adarayz:
yes
it causes watery sperm...

How did you know that?

adarayz:
yes
it causes watery sperm...

How did you know that?

Beosten:
I think men should be receiving this kind of insults once in a while so that they can make plans for the future.



She said she wanted to be pregnant before going for nysc. I said no problem. Then we began frequent kpansing. But it didn't lead to pregnancy. Maybe her parents took her to prophet to know why she wasn't pregnant. Out of the blue, she started accusing me of using fetish means to ensure she didn't get pregnant.

Cc. Coldplay007

Did say NYSC? Did she school in Benin Republic? Just want to check something.

skultrick:
I hear alot about deeper life girls, how they can be very religious and all that. So, I've seen one am ready to go any length to be with her. And I want to ask if anyone here has been in a relationship with a Deeper Life girl, and how did it go?

I have dated one before. Personally, I was not comfortable with the setting. Dressing was always weird to me. She sees spiritually in everything. she can bind and cast cockroach. However, good girl hard to find in this age oo. Most times, it's either you marry a white disguised as slayqueen or stay with your deeper deeper girl .



PS: why is autocorrect change my "wh*re" to "white"? Chai nairaland no gree make I write wh*re in peace o. Abi slayqueens don pay seun ni?

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allthingsgood:
Why do Nigerians love lesbians but hate gays? Is that not hypocrisy

When a woman is behaving macho like a man, they will be hailing her that she's tough, agada nwanyi etc. But let reverse be d case e.g bobrisky, and people will be pretending to be irritated.

Why are Nigerians two faced hypocrites Is this not part of discrimination

Nigeria lesbian are dick starved babes. under the right atmosphere...

Rubbystar:
Are you speaking from experience? Lol

Dem don do my guy strong thing

Ilamina:
Because I haven't finished university abroad

He said he only likes girls that have Western experience

Looks like Yoruba men are the bush detectors in the world

I made this thread yesterday, they deleted it

You yorubas are angry that I am exposing the evilness of Yoruba men

Please allow my thread to stay

So it's only people with Western experience that can be active in Nigeria

If you don't have Western experience, you can't get married in naija

According to Yoruba fccks

Na this small thing dey pain you?

jieta:
You don't need to remind us of Nigeria shortcoming, every country has his own. coming out publicly to expose Nigeria Inadequacies shows that you are the one thinking with your anus. I won't say you are being emotional but you are really daft.

Nigeria did not stop anybody from bringing goods into the country there should use the port so that there can be tax accordingly is that too big difficult to ask for. follow due process and you won't get problem. Oga stop washing our public linen outside.

It's obvious that you are the draft one. If your brain was intact, you would have seen that my post was not about border closure but about the fact that someone feels Nigeria can do without some countries and they will come begging because we have the so called size and population.

But I don't expect comprehension from a nitwit like you.

jieta:
You don't need to remind us of Nigeria shortcoming, every country has his own. coming out publicly to expose Nigeria Inadequacies shows that you are the one thinking with your anus. I won't say you are being emotional but you are really daft.

Nigeria did not stop anybody from bringing goods into the country there should use the port so that there can be tax accordingly is that too big difficult to ask for. follow due process and you won't get problem. Oga stop washing our public linen outside.

It's obvious that you the draft one. If your brain was intact, you would have seen that my post was not about border closure but about the fact that someone feels Nigeria can do without some countries and they will come begging because we have the so called size and population.

But I don't expect comprehension from a nitwit like you.

adedehinbo:
Dont be a young,dumb and broke at the same time,the last time I check,Nigeria govt only closed its land boarders, if you have anything to import,why not follow the right channel?double standards

it's obvious you have comprehension issue. you didn't comprehend my post, you just dived in to comment. Did I based my post on border closure or on the fact that the young man was insinuating that Nigeria does not need Ghana?

We are talking about system collapse one idiot up there was shouting zombie. By that your grandchildren started seeing living in tent as development you will rolling in your grave by then. awon wèrè

adedehinbo:
young man! If you re not really pained about this,why come here to start preaching?as long as I understand, Nigeria can be self sufficient in its products without exporting the junks from neighbouring countries, security of Nigerians first before any other interest

Your reasoning level is obviously low. It's not economical for a country to produce all that he consumes. You produce what you have comparative advantage over and import the ones you don't. What is cost of producing 1kg of rice in Nigeria and 1kg in Thailand? don't quote me again with your low IQ Biko.

jieta:
abeg get out commot here shameless traitor.

stop reasoning with your anus. read and understand. Emotion will not save Nigeria. what will take Nigeria is mess to higher is sound reasoning.

Afamed:
You are as confused as your Ghanaian folks

Your father is confused. You obviously lack ability to comprehend

Officialgarri:
No wahala

You no just well.



I like keeping everything that is personal to me off social media. not because of any ominous stuff like you are insinuating here though. But I don't just like my shit been published.

Afamed:
Who ever said that definitely must be Economical with the truth. How can you compare Ghana development with approximately land Mass of 238,535 klm with Nigeria land Mass of 933,763klm. The whole development in Ghana does not exceed what we have in Lagos State

Don't confuse growth with development. While Nigeria has the biggest economy in Africa, she is far behind in development. Ghana infrastructures are fairer than Nigeria's. Ghana is better than Nigeria in several ratings.

Oppose to what many believe, even some economists, population is not really a good thing. small countries can devour Nigeria economically and even in warfare. compare Canada or Israel to Nigeria.

in 2006, we were 140 million people. less than 14 years later, we are 200 million. 60 million souls within 13 years! we pop out children like fish. and now the effect of having children without the means of taking care of them is seeing in the society.

If I have a country with landmasse of 3000km square and the people are doing well, who cares about your 900,000 plus landmass with massive poverty and unemployment?

Isreal is about 3000km square...in the range of Lagos or Bayelsa in size. it has per capital GDP of over 40,000. And God forbid Nigeria having belligerent encounter with Isreal.

Nigeria is highly disfunctional society with disfunctional and dummy leaders.

Jordan97:
Top Notch list but Factboyz what is Plateau doing on that list?

I am sure the guy has not been to Plateau before. Even the capital Jos does not have street light. And you are sure of one major violence at least once a year. We can't even talk of Shendam, Magu etc. hustle ko. tustle ni.

The nigga even put Delta. If we are rating corrupt states in Nigeria, Delta will take the lead. No tangible infrastructure there. no thanks to thisves in that state. Ogun has slipped down the ladder since the change of government.